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@hedgedhog7

2 years

honest 2 months of work 🧑‍🌾

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@hedgedhog7

2 years

another month of honest work still no paid group or mentorship program

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@hedgedhog7

1 year

market not dumping because no one has their own coins to sell

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@hedgedhog7

3 years

this will now be known as the $BTC volcano pattern

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@hedgedhog7

1 year

@maxboonen @SBF_FTX

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@hedgedhog7

2 years

no one going to talk about how @FTX_Official was letting one customer withdraw 500k USDC clips last night for 130mil but limiting everyone else to sub 50k?

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@hedgedhog7

3 years

if ethereum didn't have fucking smart contracts yet $ETH would be at 10k already

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1 year

☝️

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@hedgedhog7

3 years

just $ETH tings

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@hedgedhog7

7 months

peak male performance

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@hedgedhog7

1 year

bottom not in until the timeline stops guaranteeing another cycle

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@hedgedhog7

3 years

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@hedgedhog7

2 years

all “traders” selling lessons, indicators, algos and mentorship programs are frauds there I said it

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@hedgedhog7

7 months

it should be obvious by now that a lot of the excess of the last cycle was driven by mass-scale degeneracy by Alameda Research with billions of dollars they didn't have yet some of you continue to call for a repeat of said market every single day in 2023 check yourself

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@hedgedhog7

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@hedgedhog7

9 months

rare tweet thread to summarise my thoughts as I don't expect to be very active for the next couple of months the past 2 months have been the most mispriced I have seen crypto since nov 2021 imo to put it simply - delusion had returned

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@hedgedhog7

28 days

I have never used my brain this much in crypto

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@hedgedhog7

2 years

everyone is bearish but also sitting in 25% stables 65% nfts and 10% shitcoins

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@hedgedhog7

2 years

nft nyc week pnl

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@hedgedhog7

2 years

thank you #celshortsqueeze

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@hedgedhog7

3 years

there's an explosive move coming for $ETH, and I'm betting on up

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hedgedhog

@hedgedhog7

7 months

congrats bulls can only laugh at how wrong I was this month

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@hedgedhog7

3 years

the supercycle rn h/t @dcrazyyyyyyy

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@hedgedhog7

6 months

👀

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hedgedhog

@hedgedhog7

2 years

current positions, don't liquidate me pls sam xoxo

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hedgedhog

@hedgedhog7

10 months

I’m done with NFTS I’ve lost everything but my virginity All the projects I bought are worthless I quit my job to go full time web3 and the discord I was a mod for just banned me wen I asked paycheck My web3 girlfriend turns out is a dude in asia I fucking quit

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hedgedhog

@hedgedhog7

1 year

BREAKING: Man who claimed he has only $100,000 in his bank account finds another $249,900,000 after he misaccounted.

Watcher.Guru

@WatcherGuru

1 year

BREAKING: Sam Bankman-Fried to be released on $250 million bail.

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@hedgedhog7

2 years

anyone interested?

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@hedgedhog7

1 year

some of you don't seem to understand how illegal it is to not disclose you're being paid to shill something

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@hedgedhog7

1 year

March so far 🚀

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@hedgedhog7

2 years

last one of these I'll do as flexing pnl is probably bad for trading karma ✌️ as usual not selling anything

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hedgedhog

@hedgedhog7

9 months

ladies and gentlemen this is the oppenheimer candle thanks for playing

hedgedhog

@hedgedhog7

10 months

looking to close my shorts on the oppenheimer candle

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@hedgedhog7

1 year

Narrator: He got rugged.

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@hedgedhog7

1 year

btw 10bn of client money stuck + ftx-backed equity and tokens heading straight to 0 and almost everyone continuing to issue statements of immaterial losses someone's lying

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@hedgedhog7

2 years

Bahamian arranged marriages currently quoting 250k each

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@hedgedhog7

2 years

think I was pretty spot on with my 2021 @egirl_capital predictions bring on 2022

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hedgedhog

@hedgedhog7

6 months

man was actually talking about @zhusu

Arthur

@Arthur_0x

6 months

Bullish unlock

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@hedgedhog7

2 years

me watching the $BTC price action rn

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@hedgedhog7

6 months

turned 30 yesterday manifesting happiness and bullhog vibes inshallah 🫡

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@hedgedhog7

2 years

that FTX hole must've been huge why do they have a hole though? thought they weren't trading customer funds

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@hedgedhog7

3 years

so much $SOL flippening $ETH talk going on that I might have to exit the trade sigh

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@hedgedhog7

1 year

cz about to talk to the 9 validators to pause the chain

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@hedgedhog7

2 years

who wants a @loomdart voodoo doll? courtesy of my mum

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hedgedhog

@hedgedhog7

2 years

@NinymSol been trading for almost 8yrs now, at this point these are just numbers on a scorecard and nothing else you should never be making or losing amounts that impact your mood or mental health

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@hedgedhog7

2 years

large mm (probably Alameda) has stopped quoting I'm expecting bankruptcy for FTX announced later tonight

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@hedgedhog7

2 years

we deserve 4 digit bitcoin again lmfao

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@hedgedhog7

3 years

nft season lasted 2 months arbitrum season lasted 4 days ltc season lasted 15 minutes hog lasts 2 seconds

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hedgedhog

@hedgedhog7

10 months

most of the money made in this industry has been by dumping on people who are "in it for the tech"

Jason Choi

@mrjasonchoi

10 months

What’s your unpopular crypto opinion?

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@hedgedhog7

1 year

someone give me $PEPE perps so I can short this trash

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@hedgedhog7

1 year

people in jail right now 1. tornado cash dev ???

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hedgedhog

@hedgedhog7

2 years

what are your worst ever trades? I'll go first: - passing on a 5BTC block of SNX at 40mil FDV - selling 120 cryptopunks between 3-5 ETH - puking LEND at 85sats with a 100sats entry

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@hedgedhog7

9 months

>ct: not your keys not your funds don't trust the banks >also ct: omg telegram bots lfggggggg

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@hedgedhog7

3 years

60k: mclaren 30k: mclovin' it

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@hedgedhog7

1 year

mfers really be talking about how shit my 4fig bets are while I take all their money on binance lmeow

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@hedgedhog7

6 months

ANDDDDD NEWWWWWWW 🙏🏼

Crypto Fight Week

@CryptoFightWeek

6 months

HEDGEDHOG LOOMS OVER LOOMDART! 🦔 @hedgedhog7 defeats Loomdart via split decision and becomes the NEW CFN Champion! 🏆 #CFN3 | LIVE & FREE NOW on @shufflecom & @fitetv

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@hedgedhog7

9 months

if you’re only starting to short here you’re retarded

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hedgedhog

@hedgedhog7

5 months

people really think that calling me fat online is doing something I'm also short and Asian goddamn I should just end it all now

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hedgedhog

@hedgedhog7

7 months

there's no shame in being wrong just don't lose everything when you are

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hedgedhog

@hedgedhog7

3 years

The year is 2022. @AlchemixFi has just released a new vault that will take your gf as collateral, give you a new gf upfront and then use your old gf to farm more gfs. $ALCX is now trading at $10,000 and you're still waiting for an entry price NGMI HFSP

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hedgedhog

@hedgedhog7

4 years

Accidentally paid $37 to convert 1 $USDC to 1 $USDT AMA

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@hedgedhog7

2 years

the worst part of this macro collapse is the economists who have been wrong for over a decade quickly replenish their empty clout jars so they can be wrong again for the next decade

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@hedgedhog7

9 months

anon, if this crypto dump was so predictable where's your massive pnl from your top short?

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@hedgedhog7

1 year

most difficult market I've seen in 8 years of trading if you're in profit, you're doing well imo

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@hedgedhog7

4 years

have: 20 $YFI want: girlfriends

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@hedgedhog7

4 years

have: 20 $YFI want: girlfriend

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2 years

he's a 10 but he had dynastic revanchist wealth three months ago and two reasonably sized houses but now is on the run from his creditors in a reasonably sized yacht

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@hedgedhog7

1 year

OGs will remember but there is someone on CT who was correct about the uptrend of 2019, ran an account up to 8figs but then got liquidated for everything because he used too much leverage correct direction is nothing without proper risk management

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hedgedhog

@hedgedhog7

3 years

my mum made @loomdart voodoo dolls so that instead of DMing him for refund you just have to stick a few pins in these currently taking orders

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@hedgedhog7

1 year

In this line of work there are 3 rules to follow: 1. Never lend money to anyone 2. Always fill before shill 3. Dump on your friends before they dump on you

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@hedgedhog7

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@hedgedhog7

8 months

downonly.jpg begins in a week for the rest of the year I don’t fade the stars

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@hedgedhog7

1 year

what it really feels like

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@hedgedhog7

1 year

going to tell everyone that this was su and kyle

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hedgedhog

@hedgedhog7

9 months

closing $YGG short not my best trade and one of the biggest scams I've ever seen in this space up there with the $CEL pump of August 2022

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@hedgedhog7

9 months

almost anyone can make money most just don’t know how to limit their losses

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@hedgedhog7

5 months

WE FUCKING DID IT

hedgedhog

@hedgedhog7

5 months

someone is going to lose a bet and get circumcised if $SOL can hit $80 this year make it happen SNIP ✂️ SNIP ✂️

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hedgedhog

@hedgedhog7

11 months

care to explain why you shilled something that rugged again? @defi_mochi

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@hedgedhog7

4 years

13yo Robinhood traders on TikTok today: Who the fuck is margin and why are they calling me?

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2 years

darren

@itachiuchibai

2 years

@hedgedhog7 hi mr hog, can we get a weekly pnl update so i can feel motivated

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hedgedhog

@hedgedhog7

7 months

still too much ego in this space zero is coming

Emin Gün Sirer🔺

@el33th4xor

7 months

Reading the comments, you would think that there was a $30B hack. Stars Arena is a profitable service that makes money. The amount lost, $3m, is something that SA can recover in about 10 days or so. Worst case, the team can borrow $3m and pay it back with interest. Remember…

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@hedgedhog7

11 months

Crypto Ruins Everything Around Me $CREAM

Machi Big Brother

@machibigbrother

11 months

Crypto Rules Everything Around Me $CREAM

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hedgedhog

@hedgedhog7

7 months

$ETH fanboys had about 3 hours of "I told you so" time today and boy did they take advantage of it lmeow

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hedgedhog

@hedgedhog7

9 months

we could dump another 50% and some CT accounts will continue to tweet only bullish things because that’s what brings the engagement and followers it’s 1 thing to be a perpetual optimist but it’s probably quite obvious how much money is left in their trading accounts as well

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hedgedhog

@hedgedhog7

9 months

for people talking about how amazing onchain shitcoin season is: clearly your size isn’t size

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@hedgedhog7

1 year

no one who genuinely wants to buy and own crypto waits until the Friday close each week to execute the aim is clear imo

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@hedgedhog7

8 months

honestly pretty good vibes from everyone in the industry at token2049 except nft holders, those dudes are depressed as shit lmfao

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@hedgedhog7

2 years

recent birthday weeks for me: 2018 - btc 6k break 2019 - red 2021 - absolute crypto top 2022 - ftx insolvent lmao wtf

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@hedgedhog7

1 year

what's the most costly mistake you've ever made? mine - missed one of my stop alerts while sleeping and woke up down 640k

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@hedgedhog7

6 months

big props to this man we are both healthier for it health > wealth

loomdart - Holy War Arc

@loomdart

6 months

Was a fun bout, props to @hedgedhog7 , I no longer look like this so I’m happy, I just wish they actually played pump it loomdart for my intro song

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@hedgedhog7

2 years

someone's going to launch a sex-to-earn token someday and none of you are going to get anything

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@hedgedhog7

8 months

money made from technical analysis: 70% money made from astrology: 30% money made from mental illness: 100%

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@hedgedhog7

1 year

after reviewing the ftx sex tape, I can conclude the grippy is litty but not worth 10 billy

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@hedgedhog7

10 months

bro my fucking hamster is asleep wtf

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@hedgedhog7

9 months

these weekend volumes are insanely low can't remember the last time I saw $ETH as the 5th highest volume

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@hedgedhog7

1 year

slightly early 2023 market prediction: crypto will trade similar to 2019 where alts heavily underperform $BTC & $ETH because of heavy unlock schedules market will bottom mid-year (June/July), btc/eth will then both be 2x higher by end of 2023

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hedgedhog

@hedgedhog7

9 months

how it's going the stars don't lie

hedgedhog

@hedgedhog7

10 months

the stars are bad for CZ mid August I tend to believe them

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@hedgedhog7

5 months

the counterpoint to everyone drooling over $TRB right now is that if you were long they would’ve dumped it to 0 the only reason they’re pumping it is because someone is caught short and no one is long

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hedgedhog

@hedgedhog7

8 months

people who actually read books don't brag online about how many books they've bought

Alex Finn

@AlexFinnX

8 months

I’m 33 and have spent $533.19 on books and $0 on booze this year Here’s every book I’ve purchased: 1. Elon Musk by Walter Isaacson 2. Love Yourself Like Your Life Depends on It by Kamal Ravikant 3. Ready Player One by Ernest Cline 4. Wired for Story by Lisa Cron 5. Storyworthy…

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@hedgedhog7

2 years

first trade in a fortnight to pay off all my token2049 gambling debts

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