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@heartwood__

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Joined March 2021
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
3 years
Got bored so Iโ€™m having dinner at the sushi bar where I used to wash dishes. Letโ€™s do something fun: I want some dopamine - for each like I get on this tweet I tip the disher $1 later
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
2 years
think once you have ur first ~$80k you're basically set if you just dont do something retarded
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
2 years
I'm not actually gay, by the way. I just don't really know how to deal with women
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
3 years
If people Buy, that makes the price Go Up. If people Sell, that makes the price Go Down. My strategy is to Buy before the people Buy. This allows me to Sell after they have made the price Go Up, resulting in a Profit.
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
2 years
Just shat myself on the beach (as a millionaire)
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
3 years
update: it went through; wgmi
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
2 years
i like girls
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
2 years
be crazy if next cycle top is lower than this one's
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
2 years
my dopex portfolio consists of dpx, rdpx, and stables/eth/other stuff that i am hoping to sell for dpx
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
2 years
the more time i spend on CT, the less i want to partake in actual talks on here. at least people like pete will acknowledge the state of things. this place is a madhouse and it only gets worse every week. i have come to dislike most of you. follow my account if you want hentai
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
2 years
merry christmas fags
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
3 years
Big Anime Titties
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
3 years
i want to have a girlfriend.
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
3 years
@CryptoCanti im posting proof later. dw. if i run out of fiat in bank i will come back after it transfers and tip disher again for remainder.
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
2 years
like you dont have to be a superstar, you dont have to force that just have to survive, it may take more yrs but ppl get rich just from surviving lol
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
2 years
being alive is so fun. i hope to have a long and happy rest of my life
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
2 years
$rDPX is the fuel that will rocket the $DPX printer into my gaping asshole. few understand - truly
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
2 years
The biggest reveal is when you meet everybody from CT irl and theyโ€™re the exact same as they are on Twitter
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
2 years
these simpdaos are really some bear market shit
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
2 years
i dont understand men who act cute. esp online fucks wrong with u?
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
3 years
i dont want that much money man i just want anime to be real
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
2 years
looking forward to how scared ill be when i buy eth at $400 and get 25% drawdown
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
3 years
Showed up at the ramen place everyone recognized me because Iโ€™m a chad who tips 50 percent
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
3 years
I am a straight man and I love women!!
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
2 years
i really hate how the 0x, anime trend has been adopted by very not cool people who want to look cool and current on their alts sometimes it makes me want to unfollow every 0x acct i have followed. but i cant do that sadly because some of u are ok again, learn from my mistake
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
2 years
I want to make it very clear that I am not in Amsterdam for networking, or business development. I am here to Fuck, and to Have Fun. So that is what I will do.
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
3 years
horny in dubai help me
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
2 years
Rival cryptocurrency company Ethereum has pledged to switch to this approach... Source: Ethereum
@carlabitcoin
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This is a great advertisement for #Bitcoin
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Heartwood
2 years
i like girls btw
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
3 years
Sucking Every Cock
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
3 years
the rest of you can fend for yourselves. i want ratwell to never have to worry about money again. gn
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
3 years
I fucking hate irl banks
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
2 years
i like miladys
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
2 years
f for rick
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
3 years
what makes a strong cult strong
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
2 years
kinda crazy how @tztokchad has made me more money than i've made for myself gg lol
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
3 years
absolute queen chad to make this for me, tysm jessie!! cute as hell
@JessieMorii
jessie
3 years
# 69 / 100 !!! iโ€™m doing free random froyo cat pfp for my followers based on their current ones. yes, itโ€™s free๐Ÿค‘ no one is more 69 than heartwood himself, if you need proof, check out his retweetsโ€ฆ not sure if he is going thru something rn, hope heโ€™s ok! acc: @heartwood__
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
2 years
why are you, as a man, writing he/him in your twitter bio
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
2 years
what's that? project launch got fucked now you want a do over? damn bro shoulda listened to that gay dude from twitter
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
2 years
Whoโ€™s the third arrow anyway? Only hear about su and kyle
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Heartwood
3 years
man, hypnosis psyop of money is strong, almost like magic. that lady didnt even recognize who i was until i got the tab. these funny paper tickets could tame a tiger or a shrew if you just wave them around. i'm not sure i like that money has this kind of magic power
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Heartwood
2 years
@CryptoMessiah I'd slam into u if homosexuality
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Heartwood
2 years
if you have existential crisis as a poor ur doing it very wrong imo, thats incorrect move order you should first make a lot of money so you can be comfortable and do whatever you want then have ur existential crisis
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Heartwood
3 years
creampied
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Heartwood
2 years
instead of complaining something is so expensive u should just make more money so its not expensive anymore
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Heartwood
3 years
@NotSureBTC If it doesn't I will withdraw cash and ask who did dishes on sept 24 so i can tip in person
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Heartwood
2 years
she let me hit cuz im gay
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
3 years
lmaooo thank u cobie for rting, if i get my bank acct bankrupted heres what happens: 1) i tip my whole bank acct today, come back after transferring the remainder and tip the remainder (will show photo proof both times) 2) i might be homeless in dubai for a night (no airbnb yet)
@heartwood__
Heartwood
3 years
Got bored so Iโ€™m having dinner at the sushi bar where I used to wash dishes. Letโ€™s do something fun: I want some dopamine - for each like I get on this tweet I tip the disher $1 later
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2 years
I am going to masturbate now.
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
2 years
like shit dude, we might even need two more cycles before defi is actually good
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Heartwood
3 years
Iโ€™m straight in Dubai!!
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
2 years
I BOUGHT $DPX AT $100 AND I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT SO MUCH MORE LMAO
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
2 years
Ten years ago, I made jokes that were antisemitic, homophobic, sexist, and violent. Today, and onwards, I'd like personally to keep making them.
@dApp_boi
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Ten years ago, I shared posts on Instagram that were antisemitic, homophobic, sexist, and violent. Today, Iโ€™d like to personally hold myself accountable to them.
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Heartwood
2 years
DeFi is a ponzi. Some people actually use it but ultimately everybody just wants number go up. Number go up makes more people use DeFi which in turn makes number go up more. Pump and Dump inevitable.
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Heartwood
3 years
i used to hate pay to win until i realized u can just pay to win lol
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@heartwood__
Heartwood
2 years
i think you need to be happy with the way you look, naked, otherwise mental illness. It's like playing as a character that you yourself don't even enjoy looking at
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Heartwood
2 years
it costs nothing to be mean to other people no matter how poor you are
@Bonecondor
Chairman Birb Bernanke
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it costs nothing to be kind to other people no matter how smart you are
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Heartwood
2 years
Sell in May and go gay
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Heartwood
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retweeting hentai at the airport
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