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It’s not life changing money until you change your life with it.

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Joined October 2016
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2 months
Pleased to announce my official partnership with Bybit! The best exchange in this space! Sign up & run up the bag💰💰💰
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Girl at dinner party asked my opinion on “Israel vs. Palestine” Told her “I don’t watch soccer but I hope both teams have fun.”
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23 days
Chat, is this real?
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5 months
“Normies wont be able to buy your bags unless they are on a kyc’d Cex” >A literal grandma on TikTok 3 years ago
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I really don’t understand why ppl keep trying to fit this bull run into the framework of previous cycles.. So far we have broken basically most “this is how the cycle goes” rules. “2 year bear” Wrong ❌ “No ath till after the having” Wrong ❌ “Eth leads the alts run” Wrong ❌…
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2 months
Here they come 🙈
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2 months
How does this already have a perp listing? It’s like a week old right?
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10 months
CT 2 days ago - “Shill a casino for $1 million? Couldn’t be me! Where are your morals!!” CT today -
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Me after 2 & a half weeks of coins going down
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10 months
>Virtue signal turning down rollbit partnership >Shills Near $pad to 500k followers
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2 months
Mid cap rotation! Mid cap rotation! That’s right! Majors & memes again!
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6 months
Eth 1910 seller for the 5000th time this year
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1 year
So first I find out CT holds no $BTC cuz it hits 30k everyone still bitter. But now $ETH is 2k and my TL is still bitter? Bro wtf do you guys own? Genuine question
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3 months
The European mind literally can not comprehend such a good time. 🇺🇸
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2 months
Why are all the +200k accounts that never trade meme coins shilling the same one all the sudden? (Not saying it won’t work but jfc guys space ur tweet times out a little)
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20 days
Affirmation asmr girl, but she just keeps telling me my size is size & my trades are good trades. Who’s working on this?
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3 months
@SCHIZO_FREQ Bring back Silk Road review boards
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2 years
There’s a really good chance over the next few months you actually see a lot of these projects that you truly believe in, start to hit valuation you didn’t think we’re possible again. You will want to quit. Crypto will be something all your peers who wished they got in 6.. 🧵 1/
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10 months
What are the chances @zhusu was only off by one cycle?
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1 year
@SBF_FTX @AltcoinPsycho Shut up, no more words now
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7 months
PUT ME BACK IN!!!! THE WHOLE TIMELINE IS OHM FORKS & ISLAND BOYS I STILL HAVE TIME TO SELL!!!
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5 months
OH BOY CME BID
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2 months
This will work eventually.
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10 months
This is the future & you don’t own any gamble coins? You will be on the energy production treadmill for ur entire life unless you turbo make it before the AGI enslaves humanity! Bet big! Bet hard! Bet now! Or no sunlight 4 u in 20 years! Get in loser! We are accelerating!
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30 days
A free airdrop to Bitcoin puppets is trading at ~$2500 but puppets still trading ~$20k? LMAO Yea reprice that.
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2 months
“We need a flush oi is to high!” >flush “It’s so fucking over!”
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2 years
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5 months
@APompliano LMAO NO U STARTED SELLING MATTRESS & INTERVIEWING WHORES AT THE PICO BOTTOM!!! PEOPLE DONT FORGET LOSER!!
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8 months
The original (-3,-3) was always just ohm devs dumping there own coin on u.
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16 days
Bitboy fight was 1000x more entertaining than whatever the fuck that was.
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1 year
@AraDG11 Some of you have never received a gram of Soviet Phenazepam powder, been so xan’d out you eat the whole bag, completely black out 2 months of ur life, cashed ur car multiple times, woke up in jail a different state facing three felonies, AND IT SHOWS
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14 days
Hey is anyone else’s timeline almost back to just the same ppl as like November?
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6 months
We do a little round tripping some upnl. Dust of the keyboard & run it back anon these chart won’t bid themselves.
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1 year
Me anytime one of my positions is even slightly red
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25 days
I’m the Ansem of selling vapes to middle schoolers
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2 months
What drugs do u guys recommend for this part of the cycle?
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2 years
If you blow it all up, just promise me you will try again. And pay attention when everyone tells you your are a retarp for buying internet coins. Don’t give up. Stick around anon. That’s all I ask. /end 10/10 🧵 (Don’t ever tell anyone I said nice shit on Twitterdotcom)
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13 days
Millions of tourists died so we could have this next leg up.
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10 months
I’d be bearish too if I tried to trade solana all year
@blknoiz06
Ansem 🐂🀄️
10 months
i am joining team bera again
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1 year
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5 months
lowest oi since usdc depeg lol. crazy.
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9 months
Are there any Europeans that are bulls? Like genuine bdb style unapologetic bulls. I feel like they’re all scalpers or bears?
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2 months
If I was sidelined today I would kms
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4 months
Sending my ex $10k just so she catches a felony
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10 months
Who’s gona carry the alts? And the longs?
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4 months
“I was just waiting for the perfect timing”
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7 months
Daniela Antury for Vice President.
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2 years
Lmao, me after making only a fraction of it all back.. 😤📈
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5 months
There’s a private chef lady that does meal prep delivery in my area. It’s ~$15 per meal & portions are big. I usually do like 8 meals a week so it’s $120/w, $480/m. Imo seems vastly better option then groceries for the duration of the bull. Am I off base? Or is this cheep?
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3 months
Next person to tell me to study is gona study the barrel of my AR-15
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4 months
@toptickcrypto Here ya go 💞
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1 year
HEY WHAT THE FUCK. I never even put him on a chart or anything! I was very intentional about this one, I just quietly counter traded. FUCK I lost one of my favorite indicators today :(
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2 months
You might not like it, but THIS is what PEAK PERFORMANCE looks like
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1 year
Alts once Shanghai fud over.
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That video where the girl is like “don’t flirt with him” “fucking hell” but then it’s a Bitcoin puppet. Who’s building this?
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BDB being stuck in capo costume just gets funnier the higher we go
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Wen ppl ask me about what I do
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9 months
Some ppl seem to have lost the plot. The reason crypto is an incredible market to bid is because it is as close as general public can get to venture investing w/o being a VC/LP. People who shame u for buying low caps usually arnt from here, already made it, or are just pussies.
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I want u guys to know that now that we are entering the next stage of this run, u might see me do some mildly cringe shit. U might think to yourself, “Wow I thought Hash was cool!? But now he’s selling out!” & u might be right. But what I want you to remember when u feel that…
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10 months
Max risk at the range high De-risk at the range low That’s risk management baby
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9 months
Ppl love to talk about the mythical “Defi Summer” but 4 sentence later tell u how dangerous it is to trade onchain. U think that when people where hyper folding comp/aave or LPing food coins it was considered “safe”? U really think that was less degenerate then everything rn?
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3 months
Study big booty latinas
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“You need 10 mil liquid to retire!” > Guy who can’t get a mortgage cuz he’s trying to hide from the IRS by buying watches & moon pay cards
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5 months
Took a little off last night & paid myself for holidays🥂 Ready to run it back turbo.
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2 months
@0xDamien I don’t wana nock ppls bags, but when a bunch of perp traders are shilling a $3m mcap all at once it’s pretty obvious.
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Slight tweak.
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>Be a total cornball on YouTube >start doing blow and banging a whore >get divorced >more coke >lose it all >lambo stolen by ur business partner >ride on your ops coked out of your mind with a strap & said whore for the stolen lambo >jail >broke >single handedly get…
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I don know tone, I’m startin’ to think the fdv might matter
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@d_gilz
David G 🏹
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The apes going blind at a festival of debauchery being the bottom of NFTs is come Old Testament type of stuff man A sacrifice needed to be made
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Blast is the P Diddy of L2s Every time I hear about it, it’s cuz someone is getting molested.
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10 months
Noooo!! How am I gona know where the 3day s/r levels are now?
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1 year
@NeetNort In 2017 I paid my Ex in eth for a plane ticket to Europe. She called me in 2021 because she lost her password & I had the seed to her Coinbase 2fa. I said I lost it. I didn’t. The anniversary of this mistake is in 6 days.
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2 months
“BRING OUT THE HAMSTERS!!”
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2 years
Lots of people in dms asking how I learned to trade after last week. Figured it easiest to answer here. Time- 10000 hour rule applies here just as much as anywhere else. If you want to be good at this it going to mean stareing at chats for hours. Most ppl who look …🧵
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The “You need 10 million to retire” Conversation has a 4-0 hit rate now
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Ay yooo.. excuse me??😳
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1 year
@wsbmod Ur goin to jail
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3 years
@AutismCapital @SBF_FTX Don’t tell them about the rocks yet.. they won’t get it.
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1 year
One of the best tweets this year
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“U can’t trade size onchain” >everyone onchain watching as Su stuffs $500k into a 20m mcap
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Man I’ve gotten way more $ in airdrops from puppets then staked dym or tia. Interesting.
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3 months
Imagine being so bad at trading that you think leverage is the bad. Lmao
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8 months
$banana
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@d_gilz
David G 🏹
2 months
Listening to the most retarded people in the world speak in the slerf space while aggr makes aggressive selling noises in the background
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11 months
The future is now
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5 months
I wonder where she is now..
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4 months
The man who blames others has a long way in his journey to go. The man who blames himself is halfway there. The man who blames no one has already arrived.
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2 years
If you want things that most don’t have you need to do more then most are willing to do. CT translation: Bet bigger, quit being a pussy.
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9 months
Mf did a rug on fed chain from a wallet with years of history lmao
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4 months
Interesting trend I’ve been observing on CT is ppl who I never see trading perps obsessing over funding rates and oi. Kinda reminds me of when everyone tired to use exo charts for a few months.
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