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idk why periods bring out the “let’s see how long i can endure this pain without painkillers” masochism in me it’s not the vibe stop

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i love how our generation has 0 loyalty to jobs 😭 boomers will stay in one job for 20 years and gasp at the idea of job hopping, sorry but you can watch my fat ass twist boy as i bounce to the next...

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coming-of-age films should be based on people in their early twenties nothing about my teens was profound all the bullshit started later on

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quarantine??? the dude with the foot fetish???

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the generation that grew up with crank that - soulja boy looking at the 285 step renegade dance

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i hate the phrase “you are valid” bro i am not a password

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i think margot robbie bullied a kid in school, that kid grew up and got plastic surgery and changed their name....they are now margot robbie’s stylist

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gina rodriguez and scarlett johansson having the same PR team is so funny skdjdjdjdj whole company probably has high blood pressure

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3 years

nobody gatekeeps like Quora just let me read the full answer???? bring back yahoo answers!!!!

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choose your fighter

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3 years

being 24/25 is just meeting your friends once a month and saying “i don’t understand...we were just 19” and it’s sad af 🤣

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TI’s daughter liking the tweets against her dad is obviously a cry for help and she needs to be taken out of that situation immediately

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bella hadid’s new horse said

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when the old housekeeper rings the door in parasite

EMPRESS SIN ALYSS

@JUPITERMOVESME

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Something shifted. Shits about to get real weird

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3 years

my grandparents in somalia circa 1940s 🥰

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4 years

i can’t believe fans actually manifested a percy jackson tv series do you know how long we’ve been screaming into a void and now the void is screaming back 😭

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i have just been informed that andrew scott told me to go fuck myself…i see it now

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4 years

before i watched fleabag i looked up hot priest and i was like aint no way yall are thirsting over moriarty but then i watched it and realised he was doing sexy things like listening to fleabag and noticing her and i kinda started to see it

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i don’t care much for scarjo but it’s so funny that the avengers will only assemble for cast mates that get called ugly 😭

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5 years

british girls who were bookworms in school starter pack

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6 years

me and the bouncer after he checks my ID where i'm wearing hijab but i'm currently in batty riders

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4 years

pls can we have a resurgence of british coming of age shows with relatable female protagonists again 🤲🏾

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emoblackthot googling remedies for periods and then tweeting “damn this chamomile tea is sooo good for my cramps 😩”

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3 years

this night was so beautiful

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9 years

Why do Americans say 'lit' are u all matches

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4 years

cinephiles this year when there’s absolutely nothing in theatres

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5 years

saying that you relate to bojack or see yourself in him is... not something you should be proud of

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4 years

you’ve heard of notes app apology now get ready for twitter voice note apology 😌

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before i watched fleabag i looked up hot priest and i was like aint no way yall are thirsting over moriarty but then i watched it and realised he was doing sexy things like listening to fleabag and noticing her and i kinda started to see it

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4 years

david fincher be like: please come with hair already washed and blowdried 🗣 NO deposit = NO appointment 🙅🏼‍♂️ $10 late fee, do NOT waste my time 🤦🏼‍♂️ come late and you better be gone, girl. 🤷🏼‍♂️ and leave your drama at the door this is a salon, not a fight club 🤦🏼

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4 years

imagine writing an essay where you don't have to reference shit, like just take my word for it <3

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5 years

so this is why my foundation is never in stock, certain demographics are bathing in it

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How are we damn near the same color

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3 years

barely mid twenties and every sentence is starting with “remember when...” 😭

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4 years

the way a diverse UK show can launch the careers of so many actors of colour but this wretched country wants to make their billionth period drama 😔

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4 years

somali parents learnt the word “nervous” and ran with it

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4 years

HOZIER COVERING FLORENCE NOBODY MOVEEEE

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5 years

he looks like he bites

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they really said “😍”

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@Allwheretwo_02 baby that’s my meemaw and peepaw

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4 years

this dude is such a chatty patty how does he have a tweet for everything

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Scary thought-- @JoeBiden is a heartbeat away from the Presidency.

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the “your tweet was sent” banner is giving me online-banking energy why do i feel like i’m losing money every time i tweet????

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5 years

Leopause = when a woman hits the ripe age of 25 and is no longer a candidate for Mr Dicaprio’s affections

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OBTUSE? RUBBER GOOSE? GREEN MOOSE? GUAVA JUICE? GIANT SNAKE? BIRTHDAY CAKE? LARGE FRIES? CHOCOLATE SHAKE?

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4 years

netflix have figured out a formula that will be continuously eaten up by young audiences and it’s so repetitive lmao even down to the colour grading

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5 years

tweet like a lena waithe script

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i know rpatz felt a lil funny and probably thought it was the microwaved pasta he ate and brushed it off 😭

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the way pubs keep being mentioned in these covid updates what kind of bondage are brits in with alcohol??? is there no drink at home

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3 years

if i made my millions by the age of 20 i too would retire sorry but child actors really really won 😭

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twitter bout to “Aunt, Roof, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon 🙈” us to death

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5 years

honorary mention because my dumbass forgot about these gems

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2 years

something extremely validating about getting a job offer today and the interviewer telling me “after your interview we just looked at each other and said wow” 😭

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3 years

the aesthetic avengers 💗

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4 years

just straightened my natural hair and my mom at first glance said “that’s the fakest looking wig you’ve bought so far” MA’AM ?????!?!??

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@haniruok

4 years

give it to keke palmer instead

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James Corden might 'in line' to replace Ellen Degeneres: report

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@kale_chipps SKJDJS WHAT???? they make so much more sense as friends, their platonic relationship was so well written that the romance made no sense 😭

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2 years

the way no one calls covid “rona” anymore 😭 shit got serious and all aliases were dropped fast

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5 years

regina king was midway signing an autograph and they said 'you were so good in the walking dead' and she said 'i wasn't in the walking dead' dropped the pen and walked off SKDKDKDJDJ none of us got photos after that

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4 years

parasite being edited on final cut pro (not even the latest edition) is so.....ADOBE YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY MONEY!!!!

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5 years

they really tried to make us think our boy was dead but he opened those eyes like #onmyblock

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4 years

girls don’t want boyfriends they want enough money to afford an ADHD consultation so they can stop self-diagnosing

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this is still my favourite picture i’ve taken of myself this year hehe

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lady gaga needs to stop acting like bradley cooper gave her a kidney girl if you don't get tf up!!!! you are THE ra ra bitch

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3 years

wow its kinda scary how your ability to do all-nighters just disappears in your early twenties

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winona ryder’s line delivery here is my new religion

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4 years

saying "we did it" whilst wearing nike who are famous for their saying "just do it" sjkddjhds sponsorship coming in 3...2...

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taylor swift is that friend that says "sameee😫" when you tell them you haven't started the assignment yet

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the family i used to nanny for just asked me to move in and self-isolate with them so i can look after their kids whilst they wfh is it crack that they smoke or

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dropping my friend off to a&e because she fell off one of the horses and it’s the same somali doctor dealing with her that dealt with me last year and he just looked at us and said not the horses again😭

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4 years

the way twitter announces deaths can actually be very unsettling and anxiety inducing

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@haniruok

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read a tweet a while ago that said the ideal ratio in friendships is 4 girls to 1 boy (derry girls, little women etc) and i am here to change awards shows minds with the proposal of 4 female directors and bong joon-ho for every appropriate category thanks 🙏🏾

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what a metaphor to see his statue drown after his slave ships had thousands of slaves not make it

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they might’ve done something....everyone’s watching moonlight at my wedding which will be on the beach and those who can’t swim will be taught in the ocean with mahersala ali as the instructor

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Justin and Hailey Bieber Make Wedding Guests Watch 'The Notebook'

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kendall roy unexpected eldest daughter representation

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my rule with weird age gaps is always ew unless it ever happens to me in which case mind your business i'm broke

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thinking about how bong joon ho's translator, sharon choi is making her own film and literally has the best picture 2020 director as a mentor, a dream <3

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my rich neighbour really thinks she’s bothering me every time she asks me to babysit but homegirl has well behaved kids, a whole entertainment room AND pays me more per hour than my actual job???

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this is King Bach in To All The Boys I've Loved Before

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enemies to lovers characters finally falling in love when they swore they hated each other

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made a playlist for my crush 🙈

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thinking about how i was so unconfident to tackle comedy writing and a guy in my class tonight choked on his water at a line in my script and we had to momentarily stop the reading 🥺

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ARE YOU STILL TEXTING WITCHES, YES OR NO????!!

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american shows ily but i don’t know what a sophomore is and at this point i’m too afraid to ask x

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police kneeling in “support” is not only an insulting PR campaign but so tone deaf after it was literally their latest cause of death

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5 years

miles morales to mcu peter parker right now

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4 years

so this is why she went missing. she was doing a pilgrimage

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@filmsbyzoe my fave line skdjdjdjdj i hate the rich sm 😭

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me 🤝 X Æ A-12 not finding our names on keychains

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1996 babies turning 25 this year damn that’s rough 😬 not me though i was born in 97 👆🏾

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how did the fake emily in paris creator cause this much chaos without even being verified 😭

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“This is for them twenty somethings time really moves fast, you were just sixteen” is such a violent opening to a song

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#IfAfricaWasASchool Somalia: I love all my African people Ethiopia: aww :) Somalia:

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why would i watch 1917 when i can just play temple run

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the new asexual manifesto

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there is no heterosexual explanation for what lupita and janelle were doing in that video

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sunflower is such a wholesome song and then you have the lyric ‘she wanna ride me like a cruise’ like WHAT WAS THE REASON????

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timothee tweets the way noah centineo talks

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can’t believe i’m gonna be fighting for entry level jobs against Meghan and Harry smh as if the job market isn’t tight enough

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2 years

seated for Nope and before I watch it…do any horses die

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hi!! i’ve decided to crowdfund for my short film MID-JAB, a coming-of-age comedy with Muslim protagonists :) it’d mean the world if you could donate + share <3

MID-JAB Short Film Crowdfund, organized by Ilhan Adam

Hi all, I want to introduce you to my baby "Mid-Jab" - a script I wrote - and edited - and wro… Ilhan Adam needs your support for MID-JAB Short Film Crowdfund

www.gofundme.com

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do you ever discover a great song and then find out none of the artists other songs sound similar to it 😭 what happened to the original plot of the movie!!!!

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