m. @haiborands Twitter profile

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@haiborands

5 months

this is the year to become unprecedentedly close to God. less me more Him.

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@haiborands

4 years

i -with every fibre of my being- hate how women feel this pressure to provide the perfect vagina men don't even bathe🙂

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4 years

Make sure you ladies book your next appointment with me 😌

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@haiborands

3 years

so many women will die.

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3 years

choking her and telling her “cum if you wanna breathe” >>

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@haiborands

2 years

there’s absolutely no need to date a baby daddy in your 20s.

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@haiborands

1 year

i hate every man i’ve been with

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@choosejosieeee

1 year

It’s the note for me❤️

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@haiborands

4 years

vaginas are self-cleaning; self-regulating organs. they don't require steaming. they don't require lightening. they don't need to be smooth as a baby's bum. they don't need to smell rosy. once you want that for her, question your true motivations.

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@haiborands

6 months

i wanna be called “baby” everyday of my life

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@haiborands

3 months

they sum up ALL of us #LoveIsBlindS6

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@haiborands

6 months

i just know this is an American🧍🏽‍♀️

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@haiborands

3 years

our girl is never coming back. i know this look😭

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@haiborands

8 months

i genuinely sleep for fun. there is nothing in the world better than sleeping. the minute i wake up, i am looking forward to getting back into my bed. sleep is the love of my life.

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@haiborands

4 years

not the men in my comments saying women do it for themselves 😭😭😭 listen, if you understand conditioning and you understand how deeply rooted patriarchy is, you'll understand that no woman in her right mind truly believes lemons are "FoR hEr OwN gOoD."

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@haiborands

5 years

stop disturbing people you aren't ready for. that shit is wack.

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@haiborands

4 years

the most toxic guys genuinely believe they're good guys yazi😂😂😂

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@haiborands

3 years

you literally cannot fake being a genuine; thoughtful and kind person.

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@haiborands

1 year

i’m so traumatized i thought she was gonna say loadshedding schedule

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@haiborands

4 years

@BadzaBae oh, baby makeup definitely has its roots in patriarchal standards. it took us having conversations and changing the narrative to make it for us and by us. that's why it has ceased to become something that is done for men. x

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@haiborands

4 years

just leave your damn yonis alone man :(

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@haiborands

2 years

word for word bar for bar😭

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@haiborands

2 years

doja cat actually looks like dumisani bandla😭

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@haiborands

4 years

everyday everyday it's "let's dismantle the patriarchy" bc you think patriarchy only looks like marriage and job opportunities. now you're attacking me for showing you that it's also heavy in these grooming practices for women? lol ok.

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@haiborands

2 years

i absolutely do not believe a friendship with an ex is possible. 👍🏽

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@haiborands

3 years

the sign you need to get a burgundy wig🙏🏽

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@haiborands

4 years

ladies, for R600 at stopes you get: - pap smear - breast exam - std and hiv screening - contraceptive counselling - urine analysis (student discount option). let's take care of our bodies.🥰

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@haiborands

2 years

but also i think there’s a fine line between badmouthing and just vocalizing your experience, no matter how bad. people should be allowed to do that. if you were kak, you were kak.

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@chuluzz

2 years

badmouthing someone because the friendship ended is such a low move .

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@haiborands

2 years

that kokoelo guy is making that hun the face of ububhanxa :(

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@haiborands

4 months

one thing i will do is DWELL on my mistakes or how i could’ve handled certain things differently.🤣i will think about it forever and beat myself up for long

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@haiborands

6 months

yoh ladies. share your location with your friends indefinitely. make sure someone always knows exactly who you are with and where. let’s get pepper spray. and most importantly, let’s cover ourselves in prayer everytime we go out. there is a literal war on our bodies

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@haiborands

6 years

@CrisLuvsErrBody I'm just in awe of how she took the power away from the term "slut." A word which, for centuries, has been used by men in society to box women and insult them. I stan a Queen. She took that word and make it the equivalent of water. 👏🏿

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@haiborands

4 years

one thing about me...i am okay with missing out on things

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@haiborands

4 years

at the end of the day, do what pleases you. don't let haiborands from twitter tell you otherwise. (but watch out for that yeasty) xx

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@haiborands

4 months

“R20 000 per month cozy unfurnished apartment in the heart of Cape Town. a piece of heaven. Contact agent.”

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@haiborands

5 months

there is nothing like being young, hot and childless. sky is not even the limit 😭

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@haiborands

4 months

i have developed a really bad habit of not taking pictures 🥲

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@haiborands

2 years

first photo of ‘22

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@haiborands

2 years

“wena na” is sending me overboard😭

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@haiborands

3 years

@Wolfgangtso @plexieym oh yes. that too.

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2 years

braided

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2 months

two pretty besties 🥹

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@haiborands

3 years

10/10 episode my goodness

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@haiborands

2 years

step mom at the ripe age of 23 ? ngiyingane nami ? no, thank you.💗

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@haiborands

3 months

the moment Clay’s mom stood up to give AD a hug #LoveIsBlindS6

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@haiborands

5 months

first of 2024 🍾

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@haiborands

8 months

barbie🌸

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@haiborands

2 years

rocking the daisies 2022 afropunk 2022 🕯🧎🏿‍♀️

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@haiborands

2 years

@nolu_thandorr apologising > asking for permission

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@haiborands

9 months

+1 🎈

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@haiborands

2 years

haven’t seen a gorgeous man break down over a “baddie’s” pregnancy

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@haiborands

4 years

phume and asanda are out here dismantling toxic masculinity and causing male agony me? i stan

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@haiborands

3 years

peng black girls

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@haiborands

3 years

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@haiborands

4 months

what girl doesn’t love flowers ?

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@haiborands

2 years

doja cat actually looks like dumisani bandla😭

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@haiborands

1 year

🟣💜

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@haiborands

3 years

there will be hubbly at every table at my wedding🤞🏽

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@haiborands

2 years

@thatgirlsibu ☹️begging you to stand up

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@haiborands

1 year

mmm no. i really don’t like it when you guys try to act like friendships and romantic relationships are the same thing.

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2 years

yoh

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@haiborands

9 months

birthday weekend dump 🫰🏽

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@haiborands

2 years

twitter will ruin the quality but ubuhle bukhona

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@haiborands

7 months

i can’t explain it but i loooove seeing genetics at play ?🤣like they all look the same and it is very pleasing to me

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7 months

This is the most pure and best blessing 🥹💞

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@haiborands

1 year

no but this coming from someone who posted a picture of themself eating while taking a dump is crazy bc wdym you’re discussing conduct ?🤣

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@haiborands

2 years

@SnitchDre of all the things one could be…why choose being a loser

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@haiborands

5 years

you literally can't make this up. men are a danger to women. a threat. it's got absolutely nothing to do with how we dress; our conduct; the setting. it's them. it's the men that are simply a threat and nothing except reports of murders is being done about it. #UyineneMrwetyana

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@haiborands

6 months

uwoah. 😭

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1 year

caroline

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5 months

hartees is always a yes🫰🏽

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5 months

i am so okay with not going to the club😭just give me the day events and festivals. i wanna be home by midnight

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Yaze yang’phuma iGroove 😭

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@haiborands

7 months

you guys will never understand how much i hate guys like hlovo. it is never just misogyny.

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@haiborands

3 months

@uLuyanda_Gama the one with s is a verb the c, a noun. so “advise me on this” vs “give me advice” “i need to practise how to cook” vs “i am late for practice”

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@haiborands

2 years

if his trackrecord, as a black gent, is white girls

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@jayyneverwokeup

2 years

pettiest reason you won’t date someone?? 👀

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2 years

went through so many hair colours

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2 years

is it wrong to be flown out by one nigga and go to another ? is it not teamwork oe ?🥺

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@haiborands

5 months

mind you, this is the person you guys are trying to play devil’s advocate for

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@Newzroom405

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[WATCH] Joburg teacher Kirsten Kluyts' alleged killer Bafana Mahungela tells the court why he wore her clothes and why he did not go to the police station after "discovering" her body. #Newzroom405

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it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.

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4 years

@thandostillau ma'am?! it's actually upsetting🥴bet those lemon slices are there for skin lightening purposes. i hate it here.

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@haiborands

9 months

can’t look bad with locs☝🏽

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@haiborands

4 years

from the bottom of my heart, i just wanna pass the year

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@haiborands

6 years

rapists.

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7 years

@eatjaredtweets @DontHemisThem "You don't talk to me no more." First of all, you were just an experiment.

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4 years

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@katlego_tefu

4 years

Lol everyone is going to say they doing it for themselves.

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@haiborands

2 years

my face >

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@haiborands

2 years

“no need to ever meet the child.” if you’re in a half-assed relationship then yes.

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@haiborands

10 months

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@haiborands

6 years

@DenzelSuggs @CrisLuvsErrBody Insult? When did she tell you that her intention was to insult? Isn't that her whole point - the fact that men, first of all, probably created the term and attached all these negative connotations to describe women?

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@haiborands

3 years

love it when my tweets highlighting the mediocrity of men do numbers. more men around the world need to know they ain’t shit.❤️

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@haiborands

2 years

back on my burgundy bs🥹

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2 years

ngineZ’phongo🥲

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daisies ‘23

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Bafana stripped her of all her clothes. left her butt naked. he’s asked if she bad a bra on - no. underwear ? no. he even took her shoes. he left her fully naked and put on her shirt. not a single ounce of remorse or regret on his face or in his voice. #KirstenKluyts

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1 year

face card yangempela

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17 days

walk with me #TheUltimatumSA

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2 years

first 6 months in hairstyles👩🏽‍🦳

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@haiborands

6 years

@SportyDooWop @ChubbyPockets_ I saw that. 😭 ketchup (catch-up) mustard. Beautiful. 👏🏿

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@haiborands

3 years

i am hypersensitive to the tiniest shifts in energy. i just want things to be EXACTLY the same way FOREVER🥺😂

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3 years

now Elaine hunnie…

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@topgirllee dude😭they are so insufferable

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2 years

i am actually frightened of my “you may kiss the bride” moment bc i won’t hold back ?

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2 years

straight back loves my forehead

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@haiborands

2 years

i also feel like people shouldn’t shame others for wanting something that is, quite frankly, fundamental to us as human beings. also, let’s get rid of the notion that the pursuit of that means they don’t have other things going on in their lives.👍🏽

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I also feel like we focus a lot on relationships. There’s honestly more to life.

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@haiborands

4 years

@ItuGetMoMoney do you know that it's men who are largely responsible for the changes in ph levels that cause it to "smell"? educate yourself about women's bodies before ukhuluma udoti

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