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@grinchfucker

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goddess of the cunt 🌙 going insane all by yourself, handsome? • GAZE BACK’s mom • ig: marylyn.orificial •

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god put me on this earth to do two things: look hot and act stupid
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anyway happy pride from my local condo residents’ groupchat debating whether it’s ok for a bunch of gay men to use the pool once a month
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I don’t want to vote for a party that engages in poverty cosplay and has to reach all the way back to the hard old days for an ounce of relatability. I want a party whose members acknowledge their privilege and use that same power to level the playing field.
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can you please just look at this top-quality SMRT anti-vaping ad. look at the predatory vape in a zentai suit. the mouth fisting in the background. the neon pink lights. the mimed blowjob. sorry @rikei_07 I slept on this ad it’s a work of genius
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singlish patch update
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I cannot fucking believe we are taking to task an artist because we as a country don't understand "fucking it up" to mean "making a misstep" but instead interpret it as "chinese people are fucked up". this isn't just about media literacy but basic language comprehension
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to be fair NTU's orientation camps and even lectures can get a little... chinese-monolingual. imagine being in a linguistics lecture with a good 20-25% non-chinese students and letting the guest lecturer prattle on in mandarin :-)
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i wan affordable housing at 29 i dun wan firework
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if a japan-nerd is a weeaboo, and a korea-nerd is a koreaboo, then a singapore-nerd is a ninaboo
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why did the lime seller spit in my face after she had sold out her wares? because she mei you limau
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kind of obsessed with this bot that pulls bible quotes and pairs them with videos of sexy chinese women FOR NO DISCERNIBLE REASON
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dramatic reading of this poem NOW PLEASE
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omg 🥺 hokkien representation in EA games
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auntie....... oH my god
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what’s the point of increasing housing grants for first-timer families when you won’t budge on either pricing your public housing lower or lowering the minimum age to purchase a flat? unmarried singaporeans don’t deserve to live lives of independence and dignity if ur not rich
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my gf's mom just made her swear that she is not an LGTV
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us: pls take incidents of racism by chinese ppl seriously p*p: shan’tmugam
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it’s my birthday in a couple hours and I would like to receive unhinged comments, ahegao tax/curse incoming
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@dildoswagginzs im reconsidering every decision I’ve made because it has led to me not being in the autopsy tele chat
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timeline’s asleep post ahegao
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@showusartdani @tiarettee your kinks must be fascinating
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im living my best fuckboi life mom
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I feel like maybe singaporean girls get a reputation for being materialistic because they’ve learnt that’s all they can expect out of a relationship with most str8 sg men, realistically
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the difference between intimate and intimidate is the id
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crying lmao at Not Ordinary Men… is this T:Works
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@3liza @redditships @legaladvice_txt what can I make with a single fat rabbit
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look at me with the ahegao of love
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singapore I love you but it’s so fucking hard to live in you and you break my heart anew every day
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taxi driver: where shall I drop you me: just that block thanks him: rubbish chute ah me: yes. thank u :-)
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why we call them chicken breasts and not nehnehpokpokkeh
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when I was getting my 1st holy communion they told us not to chew on the wafer. we had to let it dissolve slowly in our mouths b/c it was "the real body of jesus" and it would be disrespectful to munch on him like a delicious cracker
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one of the highest rates of english language comprehension in the world and still we choose to exercise selective understanding
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poem pamphlet "A DUTY OF CARE" here:
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is it thrilling for piss fetishists to drink Newater
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my colleague told me you can fake a fever from swallowing toothpaste so I googled it. SGForums never disappoints. I love singaporeans
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when ur in yet another google doc for a group project
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@ranajayonroad race is always a thing they ask for in singapore. it’s messed tf up. and the worst part is how normalised and acceptable the discrimination is
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everyone keeps talking to me about my cursed ahegao face so I thought twitter should see it too
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generally I love living on the equator but kind of jealous of people who can just leave their butter in a dish on the kitchen counter
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hellu!! ur favourite lesbian poemt is editing a very EXCITING NEW ANTHO of New Singapore Poetries pls submit if you think you are a new singapore poet or "new" "singapore" "poet"
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sorry to everyone I have ever karaoked with this @bransonreese swan boy comic is so extremely me I feel vulnerable
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why? you hear "chinese ppl" and the word "fuck" and you kena triggered is it weh so sad :(
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esplanade: theatres on the gay
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me at 10, parents captive on a drive: do y'all have sex? parents: . me: you Must have sex okay? it's Very Important father: (sighs) it HAS been a long time mother: (sideways look of shut the fuck up)
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SEA Mythological Creatures: - Child (Dead) - Apelike man - Fucked up flying thing - Woman (Sexy) - Woman (Pregnant) - Woman (Old) - Corpse (Wrapped) - Ghost (Hungry) - Holy bird - Holy snake - Holy lion - Little guy - Human top animal bottom - Human cosplaying animal - Tree
@NORMALHOROSCOPE
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Celtic Mythological Creatures: - Fucked up little guy - Fucked up horse - Woman (Dead) - Woman (Wet) - Woman (Dead) (Wet) - WIZARD
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wanna know what singapore is consistently NUMBER ONE in the world for? that's right! it's MAID ABUSE! :-) :-)
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'My maid wore shorter and shorter outfits': Zoe Tay explains why she sets ground rules
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djinn are rogue conservationists, pass it on
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In many instances djinn take offense because humans inadvertently do something offensive or in response to humans damaging nature as they are said to be the first inhabitants of earth Trees & ruins in particular are said to be sacred & they’ll take retribution for dmg to either
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me in LEOPORD PREEN
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Poet Marylyn Tan, historic Singapore Literature Prize-winner, is not afraid to get her verse dirty
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coffee only makes me want more coffee
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@MariamWatt @rgay I’m just puzzled by how someone thinks they get to tell someone else that they ‘couldn’t possibly finish’ something
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LGL - Let's GO Lesbians awoooooooooo Mreowwww
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Luwune ☾ - Take 3
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So proud of @grinchfucker for winning the Singapore Literature Prize 2020 (English Poetry)... Let's go Lesbians 🥺 And also for beating Edwin Thumboo and Yong Shu Hoong, and decentering the SingLit English canon from Cis Men, no less!!
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do you think we have to praise god because it's his kink
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feel like instead of illustrious alumni schools should also have a featured list of notorious alumni and invite them back as warnings
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the young male doctor warned me as he was going in, did it utterly painlessly, and even asked ‘you good?’ afterwards. tbh better than most past experiences with men
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good morning only to gay chao bengz, slutz who get fucked in their fbts at the hdb staircase, tiny butches who look like 12yo boys with earrings, muffing enthusiasts, werewolf smut writers, ppl with prolapsed haemorrhoids, hopeless flirts, and moms with nonbinary haircuts
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any notions of fairness were unseated upon being filmed w/o my knowledge performing an intimate act at 17. the consequences: the dyke scandal going viral gets to be expelled from JC, but fuck holding perpetrators of sexual violence accountable. it's bad for the school/brand.
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when you rush to sit in someone’s lap it’s called lap cheong
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was reading a google-translated fic and it contained this surprising poetry: "I am afraid that you shook God in a dream."
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just want an ah beng to be like ‘roses r red, my honda is blu, ur hair is rebon, all my upz is for u’
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gonna start a massage parlour that realigns your energy called Qi 体 Qi 体 Bang Bang
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casually saying psychologically damaging things followed by “sorry, english is not my first language”
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maybe let’s not treat predatory & exploitative behaviour as something to be judged momentarily and then accepted
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this is so fucked up and also they're clearly panicking over how prisoners can access to the information they need to contest unjust legal proceedings
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Kokila Annamalai
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The judges grilled Nazeri on who prepared the documents for him, how a fellow prisoner could know the format and legal rules for filing applications, how the prisoner was able to gather all the citations he had in the application.
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((goes up to a gay couple)) which one of you has insomnia and which one falls asleep in .27 seconds
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(me at 17, captive on a drive) parents: why did you have sex in the school toilet how the turntables
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bye my gf just referred to me as her """"housemate""" im now single
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‘What if instead of breaking their wildness like a rancher tames a bronco, we taught girls the importance and power of being dangerous?’
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Mona Eltahawy
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My new essay: I Beat My Assaulter, And It Was Fucking Glorious
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hey quick question why is applying for jobs an absolute nervewrecking fest
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@bfr_lol bubble tea & GST babes
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today the hawker uncle said "(in chinese) u don't have to dress up so pretty, wait two more years, (in english) your 'Lady Taste' will come out, just wait and see" LADY TASTE !!!!!????? i alr have a taste for ladies
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if you’re going to pay me in exposure it’d better be indecent
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the reasoning seems to be: if you really want to be who you are so badly, you always have a choice: withdraw, or be expelled, away from the ‘normal’, i.e. obedient, students.
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I was very concerned for my parents' sex life as a child because every magazine article seemed to be advice on the Lack of Intimacy Between Married Couples with Children. 10 y/o me: im not like other children. im not gonna cockblock my mom and dad
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. @thejessicadore 's August offering making some extremely hard-hitting points about uncovering truths
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ur fave dyke tyke is stoked to be in this list of queertrans alphabet mafia creators, esp with 🖤🦑🦷🐝🐐💦🐁✨💞 Marla Bendini and @omyhangu 🍡🦑👄🥺✨👀 read the full feature here:
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oh @thejessicadore ’s newsletter is worming its way into my core this morning
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unhinged potential
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I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to men and i don’t like men
@AnaOpp
Ana Opp 🇺🇦🇵🇸
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Type "I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to" and let predictive text finish the sentence. I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the European party manifestos.
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bc of flight delays, got rerouted to seattle instead, where I got detained for a little over an hour and “interviewed” repeatedly about what I was doing in the states. but I got to tell the officer to google me, so I consider that a half-win
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I cannot believe that claudia rankine came all the way here just to have to explain the difference between prejudice and systemic racism
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we have chickens living in our neighbourhood dumpster
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actually you can definitely judge a book by its cover. I don’t trust creatives with bad taste
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I see your ‘rabz kebabz’ and ‘issa bopes’ and raise you: pogkiampz
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I'm a good person, I don't deserve to be mistaken for a heterosexual
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do u think there’s a market for lesbian matchmaking
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#NewProfilePic hello sluts
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themsel in theystress
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ppl with foreskin: was your penis at some point filthy to the point of infection? I’m having an argument about circumcision
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(sister’s bf opening wine) dad: not yet not yet you gotta go deeper mum: don’t break de cork @rikei_07 : ok time to pull out all in the family
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y’all keep this up and soon I’ll be known off-twitter as marylyn “grinchfucker” tan. no complaints
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proud to announce that I’ve decided to be a pillow princess in bed and in life. I’m not about effort and hard work any more. I’m about being useless, ineffectual and pampered. thank you.
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no 👏 excuse 👏 for 👏 bad 👏 behaviour
@8dayssg
8days
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NOC Co-Founder Sylvia Chan Was Diagnosed With Severe Depression, OCD & Rage Disorder When She Was In JC Check this out 👇
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bisexual men may be even more invisible than femmes. where are you bi men. what is your culture. what do you look like. I have no clue
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I’m terrified of extraverted vehicles
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trueloveis: submit ur desires to god me: god is a service top
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chloe (੭˶•̀⤙•́˶)੭🍉
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i’m so funny sometimes
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‘the difference between being listened to and being understood is the difference between repetition and creating new knowledge. When you are only listened to, you rely on repetitive narratives. When you are understood, you create new knowledge with someone.’
@alicesparklykat
ALICE SPARKLY KAT ASTROLOGY
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#SAGITTARIUS NORTH NODE, #GEMINI SOUTH NODE South node in Gemini people learn that secretiveness can create temporary security.
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someone randomly added me to a channel with his banal-ass heterosexual erotic writing and when I confronted him he asked me for comments. bro you're asking the grinchfucker to tear you a new one? babe? bro
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tired fuckboi era
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