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Greg the Sorcerer

@gregthesorcerer

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Greg the Sorcerer

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Since so many of you doubt my abilities

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@gregthesorcerer @KATBOI667 Post a video of you casting a spell or else I won't believe it

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Walking out of the ancient temple after triggering every single trap on my way out

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Anya Taylor-Joy at the FURIOSA premiere in Sydney, Australia.

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Greg the Sorcerer

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The crystal ain’t the only ball I know

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Greg the Sorcerer

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2 months

Just saw some poor bastard get vaporized at the park today

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Greg the Sorcerer

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2 months

God forbid we have fun anymore

𝕿𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝕿𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖗𝖘

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2 months

please stop shoving quarters in the mothman statue’s ass crack

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Greg the Sorcerer

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You’ve heard of the healing crystal but have you heard of the harming crystal?

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I bought a jade glock

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Greg the Sorcerer

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Poor little gnome got vaporized by one of the squirrel traps on my front porch

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Greg the Sorcerer

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2 months

Opened the fridge, saw what I thought to be a delicious elixir. When I tell you I almost called 911 after taking a gulp of this

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Greg the Sorcerer

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Sold a couple healing potions to some unwitting adventurers but unbeknownst to them they weren’t healing potions at all! They’re in for quite the rude awakening when next they find themselves in danger 🤣

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Greg the Sorcerer

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That’s a raw geode if you try to use that as a focus it’s just going to explode

Rappenem (Comms Closed)

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Put a crystal in it, now it's a real magic staff lol

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Greg the Sorcerer

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Where is my crystal ball I can’t find it anywhere? My gluttonous familiar:

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Greg the Sorcerer

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Caught him looking at X-rays again

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Greg the Sorcerer

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They kicked me out

Greg the Sorcerer

@gregthesorcerer

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Going to the strip club and making it hail tonight

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Greg the Sorcerer

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Short kings stay inside today I saw that eagle circling the forest again

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Greg the Sorcerer

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Nothing better than a bottle of #elixr ...🧪 Except maybe #Men 🧙‍♂️ #Yep #ImaGayWizard 🪄✨

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Greg the Sorcerer

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The little gnome i was frolicking with in a forest clearing just got swooped up by an eagle

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Greg the Sorcerer

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Insolent fool brought me the wrong drink

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Greg the Sorcerer

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Warlock: I made a deal with a devil and in exchange for my soul I can invoke other worldly powers to destroy my enemies with Sorcerer: I am able to naturally channel the magic that surrounds us to cast spells that would otherwise take years of study to master Artificer:

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Greg the Sorcerer

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3 months

Oughhhhh it hurts

Greg the Sorcerer

@gregthesorcerer

3 months

You can’t tell me what to do

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Greg the Sorcerer

@gregthesorcerer

1 month

jk I still hate him

Greg the Sorcerer

@gregthesorcerer

1 month

I would like to formally apologize for my recent behavior I should not have lashed out like that in response to my minion We all make mistakes and I should have been more understanding I am ashamed by my actions and will be working towards being a better person

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Greg the Sorcerer

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3 months

Sometimes you just have to treat yourself every once and awhile

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Greg the Sorcerer

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“Hey could you open this potion bottle for me my hands are full” My dumb idiot apprentice:

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Greg the Sorcerer

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I just got a new shipment of toxic black ooze in toOH GODS NO!!

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Greg the Sorcerer

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We are saddened to inform you that Greg the Sorcerer has been fatally shot after an 11 hour stand off with law enforcement

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Greg the Sorcerer

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Testing out this wand I got from an artificer

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Greg the Sorcerer

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𝐼’𝑀 J✪DIE BA★D

@OwlLunch

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this vid is still so good

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Greg the Sorcerer

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I witnessed a group of mages do a drive by disintegration on a bard that spoke Ill of them earlier in the night There was nothing left of them aside from this smoking pair of boots

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Greg the Sorcerer

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3 months

Time to return to my “studies”

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Greg the Sorcerer

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2 months

Nice argument unfortunately I have already predicted you as the soyjak

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Greg the Sorcerer

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“Grandfather hasn’t been fairing too well as of late I hope he’s able to recover from this ailment soon” The banshee in the nearby woods:

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Greg the Sorcerer

@gregthesorcerer

4 months

It’s too late I’ve already conjured forth an image of you as the soyjak

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Greg the Sorcerer

@gregthesorcerer

3 months

@KATBOI667 Im not roleplaying i am an actual sorcerer

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Greg the Sorcerer

@gregthesorcerer

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I would like to formally apologize for my recent behavior I should not have lashed out like that in response to my minion We all make mistakes and I should have been more understanding I am ashamed by my actions and will be working towards being a better person

Greg the Sorcerer

@gregthesorcerer

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Insolent fool brought me the wrong drink

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Greg the Sorcerer

@gregthesorcerer

3 months

You can’t tell me what to do

Woman Mage

@woman_mage

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dear god he just drank a green one holy fuck

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Greg the Sorcerer

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fancy fit today 😊😊😊

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Greg the Sorcerer

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Haha, well. let’s justr say. My peanits

𝑻𝒐𝒙𝒊𝒄𝒅𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒛𝒛𝒛𝒛™️

@TDropzzz

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What’s harder than this?

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Greg the Sorcerer

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Going to the strip club and making it hail tonight

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Greg the Sorcerer

@gregthesorcerer

3 months

This little guy just took his first steps today so he could come over and sniff my hand I can’t wait to put him to work in the mines♥️

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Greg the Sorcerer

@gregthesorcerer

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Gnomes will say “be there shortly” like yeah man we know

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Greg the Sorcerer

@gregthesorcerer

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I’ve been lost in this swamp for hours I’ll do anything to get out of this place!! The nefarious swamp hag:

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Greg the Sorcerer

@gregthesorcerer

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He thought the hags curse was only temporary! He mad!

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Greg the Sorcerer

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Just sent some kid on a dangerous quest lmao Good luck on defeating the lord of darkness dumbass

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Greg the Sorcerer

@gregthesorcerer

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@OmegaRedArts1 I see you too also dabble in sorcery

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Greg the Sorcerer

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@BornAKang The young child sitting in the seat behind them watching them pick apart and eat their baby like vultures

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Greg the Sorcerer

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@db_witch The movie’s name is “top secret”

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Greg the Sorcerer

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This is where I post from

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Greg the Sorcerer

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Actually the refined crystals are more effective for beating people as well

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BUT YOU CAN BEAT PEOPLE WITH IT

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Greg the Sorcerer

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Fixed it

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Greg the Sorcerer

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Hard labor in the mines

Sydney Law Author

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Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Narnia, His Dark Materials, LOTR aren't available. What do you recommend to an 8-12 Yr old?

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Greg the Sorcerer

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Oh thank the gods those bandits didn’t seem to spot me hiding within this cave, although they did seem a bit weary of its entrance The terrible ogre that dwelled within:

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Greg the Sorcerer

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I’m out here peddling potions

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Greg the Sorcerer

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Ideal house layout

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Greg the Sorcerer

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@gotopaby Very much so

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Greg the Sorcerer

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Sometimes I question why I let this thing persist in my home

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Greg the Sorcerer

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Thousands of valuable jewels and gold coins

Dr Money Trees

@DrMoneyTrees

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Ketchup isn’t an option, what are you putting on your fries?

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Greg the Sorcerer

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Little red riding hood: “ these flowers look lovely I’m sure grandmother will appreciate them as a gift” The wolf:

キトラ키토라

@kitora7130

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私狼だね

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Greg the Sorcerer

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Don’t do that

Greg the Sorcerer

@gregthesorcerer

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I’m drinking some of that liquid that comes inside magic 8 balls to become more powerful Wish me luck!

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Townsfolk use vibrators the subterranean mole people make do

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Greg the Sorcerer

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Rise my newly formed gargoyle! RISE!

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Greg the Sorcerer

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“My sandwich is almost complete all I have to do now is grab some honey mustard and I’ll be on a one way trip to flavor town!” The evil sandwich wizard as soon as I turn my back:

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Greg the Sorcerer

@gregthesorcerer

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A damn divination wizard cut in front of me in line and when I called him out on it he started foretelling of my death like what the hell

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Greg the Sorcerer

@gregthesorcerer

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It was me I was the one who vaporized him

Greg the Sorcerer

@gregthesorcerer

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Just saw some poor bastard get vaporized at the park today

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Greg the Sorcerer

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It sounds to me like you just got a cursed knife

Simon MacEwan

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I went into a charity shop, a jam-packed labyrinth of all sorts of stuff, and found this hand forged chef's knife for a very reasonable price, went back 2 weeks later and the whole shop was gone, like a fairytale

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Greg the Sorcerer

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@chezboi2323 Does it look like I have a potion license

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Greg the Sorcerer

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At the enchanted forest- Where the goblins at? Cocky want boing boing!

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At the beach - Where the hoes at? Cocky want boing boing!

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Just coughed this up

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“Please tell me you won’t cast gaseous form again at Walmart we’re already on thin ice with the staff after last week” Me:

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Greg the Sorcerer

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@bad2sentence Joel in the next three minutes and fifty two seconds

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Greg the Sorcerer

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One of the headmasters caught me absorbing a smaller weaker student

Jabaal Abdul Simmons 🇵🇸

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what was “the incident” at your mages guild?

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Pesky little thing

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Greg the Sorcerer

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Installing one of these on the wheelchair accessible ramp into my dungeon

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Greg the Sorcerer

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This is slander I did no such thing

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Greg the Sorcerer

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Not my ass stumbling

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Greg the Sorcerer

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GET HIS ASS MARY!

History Calendar

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The Virgin Mary punching the Devil in the face, painting from c. 1240.

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clauvio 🐭💤 retro and horror streamer

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i looked it up and the average adult human skeleton is 25,000 calories. why go grocery shopping when you can be graveyardmaxxing. meal preppers this one is for you

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Greg the Sorcerer

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As the new leader of Wizard Twitter I would like it to be known that I will be ruling with an iron fist and that none of you shall be spared from my fury

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Greg the Sorcerer

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My goblins just brought back whatever this is? Anyone got any idea what this could be?

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Greg the Sorcerer

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Had to chase another one off with a broom This elf infestation just keeps getting worse

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Greg the Sorcerer

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All dressed up for some sunday sorcery✨

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Greg the Sorcerer

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Rockin the look

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Greg the Sorcerer

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@bad2sentence Oh that That isn’t ketchup. It’s blood From a dead child

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she sent me her location what in the hells is this

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Greg the Sorcerer

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I caught my apprentice using scribeGPT so I vaporized them as punishment

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Greg the Sorcerer

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my son He is very ill

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Greg the Sorcerer

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What would you do in this situation?

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Greg the Sorcerer

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Ive always loved the story behind this— Basically during the psychic wars the kings statisticians collated data on where returning dragon riders had been struck by enemy fire. This represented where dragons would typically get hit. By armoring those spots many lives were saved

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Adventurer: “oh great sorcerer can you help me on my quest?” Me trying to kill them with my mind:

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Any blue checkmarks caught trying to profit off of me in my replies will be thrown into my labyrinth and be forced to face off against the mighty minotaur that stalks its halls

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I am not a gimmick account I am an actual sorcerer and everything I say is true

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