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50 something chef. born hackney so forever a cockney. laugh, love, live. follow and dm gets blocked . 23 favourite number. double simian. saggi. GAY!

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2 years
Iโ€™m gay and in school my bf was in some of the same classes. One day in English he threw over to me a sexy note. The teacher spotted it and asked me to stand up and pass it to her. I ate it in front of the whole class. He broke up with me that day.
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3 years
I had a biopsy on my oesophagus 13th June. I got a letter today BENIGN!!!! ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ž
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3 years
HMRC sold 600 state owned office buildings to an offshore company for ยฃ220 million. We now pay around ยฃ400 million a YEAR to rent some of them back for government use. The ex head of HMRC was in charge and is now in charge of offshore accounts for Deloitte.
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@greghove
2 years
Got a nice house? Nice car? Holiday twice a year? Savings? Money put aside to put your kids through university? Able to pay for a carer for your parents or build an extension to help them out in later life? All gone in one accident or diagnoses if we let them privatise the NHS!
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2 years
I want the scientists to say itโ€™s over. Not a pisshead
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
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2 years
Put in for a payrise and promotion at work yesterday. Just been told it's been agreed. Am now officially sous chef on 40 hour contract instead of zero hours contract and at the rate I asked for
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2 years
I do not want my taxes being used to open up Immigration camps in Rwanda!
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2 years
Why are Tories deleting their accounts? I smell a rotten fish
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3 years
I love that Sturgeon is all over the news at COP26 even though sheโ€™s not been invited
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2 years
Commercial airlines are indicating they will refuse to take refugees to Rwanda.
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2 years
Some saying we will be no better under a labour government. Iโ€™m willing to give it a try. You?
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1 year
My brother, age 62, is in hospital with end of life care. Stage 4 bladder and liver cancer. Not going to make it past tonight or tomorrow probably. Feeling a bit numb โ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธ
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1 year
No one seems to be mad that paid holidays could be a thing of the past after December 31st 2023
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2 months
I told the DWP last week that I have started a new full time job. They want to have a phone interview with me next Friday, while Iโ€™m at work, to ask what Iโ€™m doing to look for work. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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2 years
The reasons people are saying Sunak can now never be PM should absolutely also mean he shouldnโ€™t be Chancellor either
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2 months
Can I ask @GBNEWS what country this is a flag of?
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2 years
5,000 refugees crossing so far this year. BIG NEWS. 2000+ people dying a week of /with Covid. No news.
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2 years
The Queen needs to strip Johnson of his role as Prime Minister
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@greghove
2 years
Whoever told me that eating a stick of celery to stop reflux needs a bloody medal. Had it bad this morning and had no lansoprazole. Ate two sticks. Not felt any acid all day. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™
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2 years
Hands up if you detest Andrew Pierce.
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2 years
Dockers at the port of Felixstowe agree to strike. That port receives half of the U.K. container shipments.
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2 years
Landlord putting rent up ยฃ65 a month in June. He lives in Belgravia and has a Rolls Royce.
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@greghove
3 years
If you were given the chance to leave the U.K. and resettle in the Eu and not look back, would you? Me? Iโ€™ll pack my bags now!
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@greghove
3 years
Hands up if you didnโ€™t need to see a report about how Johnson fukked up Covid? ๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป๐Ÿ–๐Ÿป
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1 year
Took a photocopy of my arse at the works party.
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2 years
Iโ€™m an atheist but if the Archbishop of Canterbury is going to slate the government in his Easter message tomorrow about sending refugees to Rwanda Iโ€™ll bow my head to him.
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@greghove
2 years
I chucked half a bottle of whisky down the sink last night. Thatโ€™s me done drinking for a while. Itโ€™s ruining me. Iโ€™m just getting drunk out of boredom and thatโ€™s stupid and expensive.
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2 years
Voting for Brexit while living abroad and then moaning about house prices now you have to come back because of loss of FOM? Zero sympathy
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7 months
Applied for a job in a nursing home as a chef yesterday. Interview tommorow already. It's literally within a stones throw from my flat. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
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4 years
@Lukewearechange Should have added up all the sentences for the kids he sent to jail and given him the total as jail time.
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2 years
EasyJet cancels 220 flights because staff off with Covid. People canโ€™t get away because covid really hasnโ€™t gone away. Madness.
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2 years
News showing the disruption in Hastings because of the rail strike but nothing about the destruction being caused by southern water dumping raw sewage into the sea in Hastings.
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2 years
Has anyone told all the kids leaving marmalade sandwiches and Paddingtons for The Queen that all the soldiers have hats made of real bear fur?
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3 years
Prayers for the 3,000 Swindon Honda workers who are now jobless from today. Thank Brexit for such a shit show!
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2 years
Will it all kick off when Brexiteers canโ€™t afford a pint?
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1 year
We are being told to accept being poorer whilst also being told to celebrate the Coronation of one the richest.
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2 years
If your an oligarch why the hell do you have apartments in Whitehall? The epicentre of British politics. WHY?
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3 years
Why hasnโ€™t Katie Hopkins been arrested for breaking Quarantine!
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@greghove
8 months
My barber is taking the British Citizen test. Asked me one of the questions. Who built the Cenotaph? I had to Google it
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
3 years
Gmb has Christine Hamilton to discuss Tory sleaze. Are they taking the piss?
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
3 years
Instead of rejoining the EU Iโ€™d be quite comfortable if they invaded right now.
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
2 years
The Tories are definitely going to wait and see how angry we all get about P&O and then gauge from that how they can do it to us all too.
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
3 years
So a thousand U.K. scientists have warned BOJO about opening up and 1200 international scientists have now done the same. If you think he cares about anyone think again.
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
2 years
Where is Gove?
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
3 years
Hands up if you get 6 consecutive weeks off work. No? Wtf should MPs then.
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
2 years
Me and restaurant manager bent over backwards to look after a mum and dad with two special needs kids all week. They tipped us ยฃ25 tonight on their last night and said they had never been given such great service and would definitely be booking again. Bless them. Lovely family
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
2 years
Work has told staff we must all carry on wearing face masks.
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
3 years
When do the Hong Kong, Australian and Indian lorry drivers, nurses and fruit pickers arrive?
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
3 years
Hands up if you would be ok if the U.K. became a french island
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
3 years
Marr tells Raab that he has sources in respect to there being an Xmas party at Downing Street. Will this be Marrโ€™s parting gift to make up for all the years heโ€™s been silenced?
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
1 year
Have walked out of my job. Fucking slave drivers. Literally have been doing the job of two chefs and no thanks just constant moaning and undermining. Fuck them!
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
3 months
Had a Party of 11 accountants for dinner tonight. When the the boss asked for the bill he queried it and when the female restaurant manager brought him an itemised bill he patted her bum and told her make sure she gave him the proper change. She was not happy and told him so.
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
2 years
A cut in fuel duty? How is that going to help me? I donโ€™t drive
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
2 years
180 guests for dinner and breakfast all week. How much do you think was left in the tips jar? ยฃ30 ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
2 years
Johnson will fly to India next Thursday. India is pro Putin
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
3 years
on the news. Brexit causing food shortages. Federation of hauliers are saying stocks wonโ€™t last past summer and schools will open after the holidays without food to feed children. All super markets now reporting that they will struggle in the next coming weeks. Panic buy to come
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
2 years
Opposition parties arenโ€™t making a pact. Us voters who oppose the Tory party are.
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
2 years
I have resigned. 2 months notice. New year new job with a better life balance.
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
3 years
Kay Burley has just said all interviews with politicians have been cancelled not just for Sky but interviews and visits by politicians across the country have been cancelled too. Weather? ๐Ÿค”
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
2 years
On Jeremy Vine, Jill from Cornwall just blamed the Liverpool shootings on illegal migrants.
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
2 years
Just got a message from work. All staff now required to wear a mask and a doctors note needed for exemption. 8 staff off with covid
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
7 months
Someone with a medical background should be in charge of health Someone with an education background should be in charge of education etc etc etc
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
2 years
@NadineDorries You mean the race at silverstone that channel 4 aired for free?
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
8 months
Thousands of sick and disabled people on benefits are expected to look for work and attend assessments but Simon Case can't turn up or zoom call the covid inquiry because he is on medical leave. One rule for them.
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
7 months
I think It went well. Interview lasted an hour and 15. Receptionist said as I was signing out that everyone else who has been interviewed was in and out in 20 mins ๐Ÿ‘ I will know next Wednesday
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
2 years
If MPs have had a 32% pay rise in the last ten years we all deserve the same
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
2 years
Look I know some of you donโ€™t like Starmer but please vote for the party, leaders can change.
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
2 years
PayPal pulls out of Russia
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
2 years
12 unfollows on Xmas day. Thatโ€™s Not very fucking Christmassy is it.
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
2 years
Got a feeling that Johnson might get Covid before PMQs
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
6 months
If you're single and will be alone on xmas day what are you having for lunch? Also hello. There are lots of us that will be alone. Don't beat yourself up over it and happy xmas ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
2 years
Brexit is costing us ยฃ1 million pound an hour
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
3 years
Have you ever seen a world leader other than Johnson dress up as much as he does. Anyone?
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
2 months
An unexpected honours list. Now why would Sunak do that ๐Ÿค”
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
1 year
First shift at work and I did the pass and plating up and head chef I was working with said he has never worked with someone so calm and it's the first time in months he hasn't felt stressed and it felt easier than ever and about what's going on the pass. They are mega impressed
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
2 years
@KarenAdamMSP @discworld_girl I was refused ESA when I was having mental health issues. Appealed and took a year to get to court. Two doctors and a judge were very angry and awarded me it within 20 mins. They backdated all the money the DWP had not given me. How much does all this unnecessary hurt cost? ๐Ÿ˜ž
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
1 year
The owner of the proposed migrant camps at Pontins is a Non Dom
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
2 years
Steve Baker is an anti abortionist and voted against same sex marriages. Heโ€™s a religious zealot and should be no where near the office of PM
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
2 years
If you donโ€™t quite understand freeportโ€˜s and how they work. The whole of the Isle of Wight will likely be under the control of a corporation making its own laws and rules
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
2 years
Surprised that the Tories havenโ€™t told us to drink our own piss if we are thirsty
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
2 years
Djokovicโ€™s wife believes and promotes the 5G vaccine link theory and is a conspiracy nutter.
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
3 years
I wonder if Cressida Dick was at one of those parties?
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
2 years
@lai_lette @Starbucks My mother was fired for not coming in on Xmas day. my father had walked out and my kid brother would have been left all alone. She sued them. And won. I worked for the same hotel and was working Xmas day. I quit as soon as I found out
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
3 years
We use gallons of tinned tomatoes at work. Itโ€™s in everything. We are talking 50 kg a week. Out of stock! That is the 2.5 kg cans White sliced bloomer. Out of stock. Dressing. Oos Soft burger buns. Oos Chicken burgers. Oos
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
2 years
Hands up if you have ever seen your MP out and about talking to constituents?
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
2 years
Lie after lie after lie after lie
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
2 years
Noakes. โ€œWe inherited a backlog of asylum claimants from Labourโ€ ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
3 years
Every racist I have blocked has been pro Brexit.
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
2 years
Shortage of 4,200 GPs means 8 million people do not have one. This will rise to 10,300 by 2030 if nothing is done. 18 million people without a GP is utter madness.
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@greghove
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@davidmackau I love how most of the other soldiers think itโ€™s a great laugh.
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
2 years
Do you washout your recycling?
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
3 years
If lorry drivers and poultry farmers can come here for 3 months we should be able to go anywhere in Europe to work for 3 months too. Only fair.
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
3 years
I reckon if languages were mandatory in school from an early age we wouldnโ€™t have all this racism and xenophobia
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
2 years
Not had cheese for over a month and although I havenโ€™t died I feel I havenโ€™t lived either and not lost any fucking weight ffs. Going to buy a shitload of cheese tomorrow evening when I wake up. Lifeโ€™s too short.
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
2 years
Hands up if your going to have the cash to fit really expensive solar panels and heat pumps so you can take advantage of the 0% VAT.
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
3 years
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
2 years
Germany has banned U.K. travellers
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
2 years
They have put Coffey in charge of Food. We are going to starve for sure.
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
1 year
Dior. Love him
@Dior
Dior
@Dior
1 year
Tailoring fit for royalty. Dior is honored to have dressed Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, for the coronation of King Charles III in a custom design by Kim Jones. Seen arriving at Westminster Abbey, gain an insight into the savoir-faire of his three-piece suit next.
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greghove ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆactually
@greghove
1 year
Hate is a strong word but by gawd I hate them so much
@SaulStaniforth
Saul Staniforth
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1 year
In June 2017 309 MPs voted to give nurses a proper pay rise. 323 MPs voted against it, including every Tory MP except one. When the result of the vote was announced & the Tories found they had succeeded in blocking the nurses pay rise, they cheered.
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