Gordon Damer @gordondamer Twitter profile

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1 year

Jets fans checking Twitter to see if there’s any Aaron Rodgers updates

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Giants fans: “Please god let this be the year we beat Dallas” God:

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Tom Brady when he hears Brock Purdy is out for 6 months

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3 years

Me: “How can anyone think the Jets won’t fire Adam Gase after this season?” Pessimistic Jets fans:

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Yankee fans refreshing Twitter waiting for the team to actually do something!

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Me: Boy that Aaron Rodgers story is the weirdest thing I’ve seen in a long time Aroldis Chapman:

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1 year

Nick Foles writhing in pain on the field Kayvon Thibodeaux right next to him:

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1 year

Robert Saleh driving home with a timeout still in his pocket

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Zach Wilson sensing the pass rush

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5 years

Don’t want to humblebrag but pretty sure I just ran into Doc Brown or Marty McFly.

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The NY Jets: We need a QB Zach Wilson :

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5 months

Zach Wilson playing behind the Jets offensive line today

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1 year

Zach Wilson’s “road back” into Jets fans good graces.

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2 years

Dolphins are so used to firing head coaches every 3 years they even did it when they had a good one. Brilliant.

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7 days

The fact that Russell Westbrook & PJ Washington got ejected for what they did and Joel Embiid didn’t get ejected for what he did shows what a joke the NBA can be.

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3 years

The Knicks have already exceeded the total amount of excitement provided by the Jets & Giants all season

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1 year

Sean Payton whe the Chargers blow a 27-0 lead

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10 months

What a night for Domingo German. The 134 people in attendance will never forget it.

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4 years

Look I don’t know how effective wearing a mask really is but if it increases my odds 1% of not home schooling my kids next fall I would wear women’s underwear on my head until Labor Day.

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4 years

Gettleman has just entered the Giants pick on Yelp

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4 years

Good to see things getting back to normal.....

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1 year

Giants fans when they see the Empire State Building lit up in Eagles colors

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5 years

Let’s check in on the Oakland Raiders!!! #antoniobrown

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3 years

Make all your jokes about Jersey all you want. We got gambling and weed. Take that tough guy

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21 days

Thanks to all who voted and congratulations to the G.O.A.T. @DonLagreca

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4 months

I just drove past the Willowbrook Mall. I would rather be thrown into an active volcano.

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5 years

Mets “Craig, do you still want to be paid with money?” Kimbrel “Uh, yes” Mets “Ok, good talk. We’ll check back next week”

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The Mets are keeping in touch with Craig Kimbrel

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4 months

It’s impossible to play any worse than the Miami Dolphins this weekend The Dallas Cowboys:

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2 years

Me: It’s time for YANKEE BASEBALL Gerrit Cole:

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5 years

Adam Gase catching the team plane after the game

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3 years

Barnes & Noble is not screwing around...

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6 years

Let’s check in on defending champion Sergio Garcia...

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2 years

Unlike Jesus, the Yankees offense is still dead 💀

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3 years

Wait until Cashman finds out he actually traded for Jerry Callo C-A-L-L-O. #JerryGalloisdead

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5 years

At this point someone MUST get him to guarantee that the Knicks won’t get the 1st overall pick.

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4 years

Some news! The Gordon Damer show will be returning on Monday at 5am. We willl have plenty to discuss including the return of the rewatchable movie bracket! Looking forward to talking to everyone then!

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2 years

The Blue Jays going round the bases at Fenway tonight

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3 months

Checking in on the Buffalo Bills 🦬

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4 years

The state of NY football is so bad it almost makes apple picking with your spouse on a Sunday sound appealing.

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2 months

When you open Twitter to find Gerrit Cole is getting an MRI and Aaron Judge is already hurting

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8 months

Jets fans: “God, this is finally going to be our year right?” God:

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7 years

Belichick is going to be ticked hearing about the Red Sox cheating with an Apple Watch. Mainly because he never even thought of that.

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4 months

Let’s check in with Jac Collinsworth, Tony Dungy & Rodney Harrison

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2 years

Let’s check in on Brian Daboll

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4 years

At least we still have the Jets & Giants.

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4 years

People of Earth (& also twitter) Due to circumstances outside my control the Gordon Damer show is going to be forced to the sidelines for a bit. I’m hoping it will be back up & running again soon, . In the meantime go watch Jaws. It’s probably on somewhere right now. -G-

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1 year

Every team that gets Kyrie is like the movie where a family moves into a haunted house. At 1st everything seems fantastic. 30 minutes later doors are closing on their own and there is a voice coming from the attic.

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Mavericks' Kyrie Irving on there being "a little trouble" in the early process of adapting with Luka Doncic: "Yeah, I mean, it's a fresh trade. So, you know, this is gonna be a figuring out process and I wouldn't call it trouble. We've dealt with some ups and downs throughout…

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4 years

You scored 1 run. End of story. It’s on the offense AGAIN.

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2 years

Joey Gallo makes Gary Sanchez look like Tony Gwynn.

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3 years

The Jets should put that CB in the ring of honor

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3 years

It’s officially time for Giants fans to begin googling “2022 Mock Drafts”

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6 months

This Jets/Giants game is so bad I almost want an update on what Taylor Swift is up to.

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3 years

The Rizzo trade is so exciting it makes you forget the Yankees lost by two touchdowns today. Fun times!

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4 years

“It’s the self checkout! What could be taking so long?”

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6 years

Has anyone ever loved the sound of their own voice more than Ray Lewis?

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4 years

Some news: I’m going to be joining the great @Hardestyespn tonight and all this week. Give us a listen starting at 10pm tonight. @ESPNNY98_7FM I mean seriously what else are you going to be doing?

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1 year

Aaron Rodgers: I will make a decision real soon Jets fans:

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4 years

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

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3 years

Going 5-1 vs the Red Sox & Blue Jays in the final week only to STILL not make a playoff series is SO on brand for the 2021 Yankees

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4 years

Derrick Henry walking into Arrowhead

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6 years

If you listened this morning here is my son Jack’s big talent show performance that got him a spot on the show today.

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1 year

Gonzaga in the 2nd half

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4 years

Just when you said “Whatever happened to what’s his face?” What’s his face returns!!!! The Gordon Damer show is back tomorrow starting at 5am on @ESPNNY98_7FM

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6 years

I’m not sure how one buys an NFL team but I’m pretty sure retweets have nothing to do with it.

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4 years

I’ve walked thru 2 airports AND flown on an airplane today and don’t have corona virus which apparently makes me a super hero.

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3 years

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals! Be safe.

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2 years

Is Aaron Judge having the greatest contract season in sports history?

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4 years

Usually NFL teams reward their players with a game ball. The Jets reward players by making them ex-Jets.

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2 years

Barry Bonds intentional walks 688 If you combined #2 and #3 (Pujols & Aaron) on the all time list Bonds would still be #1 by 75.

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What’s a non-Wilt record that is unbreakable? We’ll start: Rasheed Wallace 41 techs in one season.

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The Jets organization to Zach Wilson: Thank You Jets fans to Zach Wilson:

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4 years

Pete Rose has been banned from baseball for 31 years and counting for betting on baseball A MLB investigation finds the Astros cheated their way to a World Series title & the manager and GM get suspended for a year. Ooooh but the team also got fined $5m. That will teach them.

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3 years

The Yankees latest worst loss of the season brought to you by WB Mason…

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4 years

Because there has been some confusion. A) I’m not sick B) the show will be back soon. Stay safe. Stay home and stay the hell away from me. 👍

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I can’t wait to hear what Aaron Rodgers thinks the earthquake “really means”

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4 years

Before every Altuve AB next season.....

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8 months

Let’s check in on the NY Giants!!!

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9 months

Aaron Boone: “The turnaround is coming” The Yankees:

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7 months

Taylor Swift must really love Travis Kelce if she’s willing to spend an entire night watching the Jets

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4 years

Kyler Murray dealing with the Jets defense

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4 years

It has now been 1580 days since Max Kellerman said that Tom Brady would be a “bum in short order”

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4 years

If the announcer slipped and screamed “HOLY SHIT” at that Stanton HR I think it would have been completely justified

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5 years

This is legit terrifying. Basically believe nothing you see. Watch how subtle the change happens.

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3 years

What a win for the Giants and what a job Joe Judge has done. Go into Seattle with your backup QB and win a game nobody thought you would win.

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4 years

I would rather be in prison

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2 years

Quite the 3 years

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8 months

Checking in on Jets fans 3 minutes into the season

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2 years

When did Max Scherzer turn into Gerrit Cole?

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8 years

Judging by the traffic...Mets fans excited to leave work and get home for the game tonight

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4 years

2 # 1s for a safety who wants $20m a year? Joe Douglas did well for himself and for the NYJ

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3 years

Me when I finally recognize a song by The Weekend.

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2 years

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!

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3 years

Was Nate Robinson trained by Adam Gase?

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The Pirates rounding the bases vs Mets pitching

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8 years

The swimmers can't be lying. Mainly because there aren't 3 people on the planet who would make Ryan Lochte the brains of the operation

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4 years

Kirk Cousins logging on to Twitter.....

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New Yorkers without Sunday Ticket being forced to watch the 2nd half of the Giants game

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5 years

When the Knicks lost the draft lottery I saw footage of their fans devastated in bars. Since the Nets are going to take over NYC soon does anyone have any footage of their fan base celebrating the news anywhere?

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