Let's be honest - if you were the person who discovered ET, you'd have screamed the place down before battering him to death with a shovel. Tweet added by Geraint @geraintgriffith

Geraint

6 years

Let's be honest - if you were the person who discovered ET, you'd have screamed the place down before battering him to death with a shovel.

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jkelly

@jayscarblue

6 years

@geraintgriffith But what if he pointed at you with his long spindly non-creepy finger first?

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Geraint

@geraintgriffith

6 years

@jayscarblue Twat him.

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Tanners

@CodeNameTanya

6 years

@geraintgriffith Truth.

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Geraint

@geraintgriffith

6 years

@CodeNameTanya There could be no other option.

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poor old me

@pooroldme

6 years

@geraintgriffith But to be fair I would do that if I found Michael Gove in my shed.

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Geraint

@geraintgriffith

6 years

@pooroldme He seems an industrious fellow. I would put him to work.

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Claire Brabin 💙

@baileybug500

6 years

@geraintgriffith Only after you'd tried to sell pictures of it to The Daily Mail and they rejected them though

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Geraint

@geraintgriffith

6 years

@baileybug500 I've never taken rejection well.

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Hannah O'Hanrahahanrahan

@buntyhoven

6 years

@geraintgriffith @Mnrrnt Well that's made me feel sad.

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Geraint

@geraintgriffith

6 years

@buntyhoven @Mnrrnt I too despair at the mindless cruelty of my fellow humans.

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Edna Wellthorpe (parody ffs).

@WellthorpeEdna

6 years

@geraintgriffith Bit harsh, maybe get him pissed and push him in a canal.

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Geraint

@geraintgriffith

6 years

@WellthorpeEdna There's an English hypocrisy to this action which appeals to me.

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Betty doesn’t give a Foucault about Butler

@bettytastic

6 years

@geraintgriffith @KathyBurke My seven year olds take on ET: He's a creepy, weirdo and I hate him.

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Geraint

@geraintgriffith

6 years

@bettytastic @KathyBurke I salute your offspring's wisdom.

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Geraint

@geraintgriffith

6 years

@amfangle @robmanuel I hadn't considered the human race's curiosity and need for exploration.

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Richard Bairwell 🦣

@rbairwell

6 years

@geraintgriffith @robmanuel How do you think he got his flat head?

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Lynn wylie

@Lynnwylie11

6 years

@geraintgriffith @KathyBurke 🤣🤣🤣

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Vicky

@VnTa_

6 years

@geraintgriffith That's hilarious, thank you! Needed that xx

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Wayne T Brown

@waynetbrown

6 years

@geraintgriffith I'm so jumpy I scream every time my husband walks into the room so, yeah, I'm with you on that!

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