paisley @gayestwoman Twitter profile

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paisley

@gayestwoman

1 year

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paisley

@gayestwoman

1 year

@godprincess_oat the orangutan - softly glowing, in gentle cinnamon - exists outside morality

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paisley

@gayestwoman

1 year

if women weren't terrifying pussy might be an option. pussy is not an option. women are so terrifying. pussy is not possible

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paisley

@gayestwoman

1 year

felt sexual arousal so i'm beating myself unconscious with a cinder block and when i wake up i'm going to beat myself unconscious with a cinder block and when i wake up i'm gonna beat myself unconscious with a cinder block

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paisley

@gayestwoman

1 year

saw the schafer photo - shoving prog up my ass again + gaining 30 lbs + exercising regularly + eating right + being well + domp dosing

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paisley

@gayestwoman

10 months

maybe i need to wear a white dress shirt and no pants and drink an entire bottle of wine standing and throw up into a sink and then sleep on the cold bathroom floor

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paisley

@gayestwoman

6 months

pretty crazy year

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paisley

@gayestwoman

2 months

thinking about this

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@gayestwoman

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paisley

@gayestwoman

1 year

the fear of being seen as a reddit atheist has done immeasurable damage to twitter communists everywhere

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paisley

@gayestwoman

9 months

called my younger brother just now and he casually used the term "Ropemaxx". feeling like a mom who walked in on her 12 year old saying a racial slur

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paisley

@gayestwoman

18 days

turned 20 and i became somewhat out of focus

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paisley

@gayestwoman

6 months

state of the timeline

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paisley

@gayestwoman

1 year

photo taken of me just now

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paisley

@gayestwoman

1 month

did my first injection earlier... after 4 years on hrt :^)

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paisley

@gayestwoman

8 months

AGP smirk

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paisley

@gayestwoman

8 months

name suggestions? tentatively Reggie

paisley

@gayestwoman

8 months

went to buy a pom-pom crab this morning but at the store i was told they'd just sold their last one yesterday. called another place and they have porcelain anemone crabs. so i'll probably buy one sometime this week

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paisley

@gayestwoman

7 months

when i need sex really bad i just think about how God is in everything and watches me always. and it provides a slight relief

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paisley

@gayestwoman

11 months

lights: off. pills: taken. car crash compilation: started

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paisley

@gayestwoman

2 months

paisley with a ponytail images

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paisley

@gayestwoman

4 months

going on a walksley

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paisley

@gayestwoman

6 months

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paisley

@gayestwoman

7 months

using 16 car batteries wired in series to explode my testicles and penis

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paisley

@gayestwoman

11 months

3 years hrt

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paisley

@gayestwoman

1 year

black sun and amogus patch in the same ukrainian artillery squad

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paisley

@gayestwoman

5 months

got adopted by these two gay guys i met on the road

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

@PAPAPOPKOFF

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paisley

@gayestwoman

1 year

"i tore my mom up" - Ryley

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paisley

@gayestwoman

10 months

@hempu5 been sitting on this one for quite some time myself

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paisley

@gayestwoman

7 months

low-res bedheadsley from this morning

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paisley

@gayestwoman

10 months

popping xanax so i can read a few chapters of yuri without getting up and throwing myself into traffic

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paisley

@gayestwoman

1 year

the pussy forecast is frankly not favorable

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paisley

@gayestwoman

9 months

had a dream that my previous best friend transitioned and that we started dating and were really happy together. followed that up with a dream where a child was ran over by a concrete roller in front of me and her body was among the worst gore i've ever seen

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paisley

@gayestwoman

29 days

throwback

paisley

@gayestwoman

29 days

listening to robert and ryley yell at each other while they play league and imagining that this is what it's like to have two gay dads

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paisley

@gayestwoman

8 months

hanging in there-sley

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paisley

@gayestwoman

9 months

@Dick_Butte the gentle gorilla

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paisley

@gayestwoman

6 months

those couple inches of ribcage keep me humble 🗣🗣🗣

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paisley

@gayestwoman

11 months

have an unusual kind of sexual frustration going on where i don't want to masturbate or cum i just want to scream extremely loudly into a pillow and hit myself in the head until i die

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paisley

@gayestwoman

10 months

thinking about this image which jenny made for me

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paisley

@gayestwoman

1 month

straight out of bedsley from earlier today

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paisley

@gayestwoman

3 months

extremely tired bedheadsley from this morning

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paisley

@gayestwoman

1 year

a train was speeding towards me about to kill me and i screamed "i am a beautiful woman !!!!" and it exploded in a huge fireball and its components burning rained down around me

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paisley

@gayestwoman

2 months

gonna be seeing my girlfriend this coming week. presently kicking my feet in the air, or whatever the kids do these days

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paisley

@gayestwoman

8 months

she let me hit because i displayed a well-developed knowledge of sea creatures

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paisley

@gayestwoman

7 months

crab video... he's the size of my thumbnail so i had to zoom quite in a lot. filter-feeding rn

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paisley

@gayestwoman

7 months

i find it very distasteful to be hitler

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paisley

@gayestwoman

2 months

pictures of paisley taking pictures

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paisley

@gayestwoman

7 months

morose hair masksley

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paisley

@gayestwoman

2 months

i command you to fuck with me like my dearest friend ashley fucks with me

allistic ashley

@pussyhitler

2 months

It’s actually crazy seeing how much paisley has changed in the past 2 years, genuinely one of the most progress minded people I’ve ever known

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paisley

@gayestwoman

9 months

i like going through the following list of the anonymous lowbies who interact with me and seeing the greatest hits played out again and again. eleonora... grug... a tasteful sentient. sometimes i see a rebro and or a susie and i note that as well

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paisley

@gayestwoman

10 months

slop selfie for my beautiful hogs

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paisley

@gayestwoman

1 year

gonna be honest guys the shark has actually brought a noticeable improvement in my quality of life

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paisley

@gayestwoman

1 year

thinking about the dude who walked in on me using a urinal in the men's room and, very embarassed, let out a sorry! and stepped out the door and then reentered upon realizing it was not in fact the women's. the notorious women's room w/ urinal

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paisley

@gayestwoman

2 years

youngshit in the sheets rapehon on the streets

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paisley

@gayestwoman

3 months

bedheadsley from this morning

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paisley

@gayestwoman

1 year

we all have the sexually frustrated mutual. some are the sexual frustrated mutual themselves

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paisley

@gayestwoman

2 years

was curious if the term ladyboy was something only asians could claim and proceeded to look up "ladyboy asian"

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paisley

@gayestwoman

7 months

got shown this yesterday and it shattered my heart

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paisley

@gayestwoman

1 year

19sley has finally dawned

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paisley

@gayestwoman

7 months

:(

dogman

@ItalianLichKing

7 months

I don’t watch porn or do that shit. The other day I focused very intently on a tree branch waving in the wind. Every orgasm is worst than the last. Today I thought about fucking a fish.

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paisley

@gayestwoman

1 year

paisley-cels will hike for 4 hours to take photos

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paisley

@gayestwoman

2 years

my satire actually doesn't have clarity of purpose or target because i assume my audience isn't made up of drooling idiots

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paisley

@gayestwoman

8 months

secondary cat acquired. female, just under a year old. name suggestions welcome

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paisley

@gayestwoman

2 years

just hit a boer with my car. whatever

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paisley

@gayestwoman

1 year

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paisley

@gayestwoman

9 months

thinking about him again

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paisley

@gayestwoman

2 months

remembering pink hairsley

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paisley

@gayestwoman

5 months

happy paisley to all, and to all a good night !!

paisley

@gayestwoman

5 months

wishing everyone a very paisley christmas :)

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paisley

@gayestwoman

8 months

if you're dating a cis girl then imo autism is nonnegotiable and bpd is highly preferred though c-ptsd is acceptable as well

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paisley

@gayestwoman

1 year

@pussyhitler * gm_flatgrass 24/7 Nazi Roleplay * Active Admins *

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paisley

@gayestwoman

2 years

"none of these words are in the bible" reply guys are lower than amoebas or pondscum

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paisley

@gayestwoman

1 year

top scientists have just produced the lowest resolution image of paisley with tap water on her face ever

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paisley

@gayestwoman

13 days

very funny that i got a girlfriend and immediately started posting 5x less frequently

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paisley

@gayestwoman

1 year

stopped using prog a while ago because i'm transphobic enough that i hate having a sex drive

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paisley

@gayestwoman

6 months

so sad that omegle is finally gone... unsure where else i could've spent ~1,500 hours telling strangers that i wanted to eat their flesh

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paisley

@gayestwoman

3 months

really sad that ryley lives on the east coast now because i can't take pictures like this of him anymore

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paisley

@gayestwoman

6 months

turning to face you in front of fish. from an aquarium visit last year

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paisley

@gayestwoman

1 year

seeing a lot of takes about homeless people today. just want to say that if you start your sentence demanding anything at all from the unhoused - anything - you are a neo nazi who deserves to be shot. you wanted me to die when i was in shelters and i hope you burn painfully.

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paisley

@gayestwoman

1 year

doodle. source image is a photo of a woman holding a gun. made while listening to anne bonny by death grips

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paisley

@gayestwoman

2 months

it appears that my film camera has developed an underexposure issue

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paisley

@gayestwoman

6 months

2023 start vs end. i changed my lens and gained 10 lbs :)

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paisley

@gayestwoman

2 years

In an airbnb with a transbian and she is literally showing me her bloodborne achievements

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paisley

@gayestwoman

1 year

who's down to do this w/ me

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paisley

@gayestwoman

7 months

mourning the beautiful pink hair i used to have

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paisley

@gayestwoman

2 months

have been thinking about this image incessantly for weeks now

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paisley

@gayestwoman

1 year

just dropped the pear on the floor. Genuinely suicidal

paisley

@gayestwoman

1 year

eating a pear right now. God our lives are so beautiful

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paisley

@gayestwoman

1 year

setting a deadline w/ my therapist where if i don't get autistic pussy within ~3 months he's going to petition for assisted suicide

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paisley

@gayestwoman

1 year

apologies for the terminology but people really ought to learn to lurk moar

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paisley

@gayestwoman

11 months

when i saw ashley this week she gave me a noogie and called me a little bitch and stepped on my phone and smashed it and she laughed at me

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paisley

@gayestwoman

1 year

never met an "agp midshit twinkhon" who wasn't just a beautiful woman suffering from worms

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paisley

@gayestwoman

1 year

hanging out w/ cis men and they're using "youngshit" as a synonym for "youngest person in this context"

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paisley

@gayestwoman

1 year

all i'm saying is i put in my 3 years on tttt and was at no point a nazi -> deserving of being shot

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paisley

@gayestwoman

10 months

if the pussy is good enough you can still fetishize me though

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paisley

@gayestwoman

8 months

autism rocked by the campfire last night off the shrooms. out in the mountains. laughed for like 6 hours straight with a bunch of people and had a wonderful time

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paisley

@gayestwoman

1 year

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paisley

@gayestwoman

11 months

rare paisley photo

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paisley

@gayestwoman

11 months

lmao

avi 🐀

@ratbitebaby

11 months

misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?

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paisley

@gayestwoman

10 months

i am totally serious about the fish autism. it is not a bit. i love fish so much

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paisley

@gayestwoman

1 year

*mouth full of reactionary cocks, several actually* I AM BEING NUANCED !!!!!

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paisley

@gayestwoman

7 months

wishing i could hold another woman and gently kiss her too

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paisley

@gayestwoman

10 months

god i need to be 21. i need a gay boyfriend i need to see every fish in the world. i need a beautiful wife. i've got to not be a teenager. i have so many pills left to take. i have to look out at the rising sun and quietly smile

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