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if you’re looking for mediocre sports takes, you’re in the right place | @FanDuel | @unsportscond | 🏈⚾️🏀 Gabb @TeamWass .com

Cleveland, OH
Joined July 2015
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simply just existing and ruining the lives of so many men is very impressive
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Is there anything more annoying than Taylor Swift at a football game? 👇
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if ben roethlisberger some how makes it through the whole season without getting injured or benched i will venmo everyone who likes this one dollar
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boy: i wish girls liked sports girl: i like sports boy: name the blood type of every heisman winner since 1990
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people who sleep with a fan on are elite.
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no you actually didn’t it’s been on march 31st every year since 2009 (easter isn’t) but because they fall on the same day THIS year you think it’s okay to spread hatred
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So Easter Sunday was the best day for ‘Transgender Day of Visibility’? Did I read that correctly?
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if a man holding a pink phone while having a good time at a women’s college basketball game is pissing you off… you are mentally weak
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. @CALEBcsw is having a good time 👋 #MarchMadness
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it’s like fr wild that a professional football team has to walk across a street and up a hill to get to practice
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Joe Burrow walks out to practice with a sleeve on his right calf #Bengals
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@nypost pls stop and let the man rest in peace. let his family grieve. what a damn shame.
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2 years
jack harlow is unbelievable 😭😂
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2019 home game
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Cincinnati ranks No. 1 for most loyal fan base in NFL
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if you think michael jordan is better than lebron, we can’t date. sorry!
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4 years
all guys do during quarantine is make scrambled eggs, jack off, play video games, wear same pants for three days, and ask girls to send nudes.
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Jahmyr Gibbs has a super hot girlfriend I’m really proud of him
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following back anyone who likes this. happy new year 😎
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this you?
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when i say men are dumb...this is the shit i’m talking about.
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Notre Dame should never be allowed in the playoffs ever again
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this is awesome. this is how you help grow the sport.
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just a reminder that ohio steelers fans are the absolute worst
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@ohthatsNajee22 espn stays milking off someone’s trauma for their own personal gain.
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bro he’s not gonna fck you
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buffalo bills trying to get their cars out of the snow is insane. 🤯 📹: @HamlinIsland
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if you had to beat an athlete in a fist fight to win a million dollars, who would it be and why is it mason rudolph?
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“he got married over the bye week. i hope that’s his wife he tossed it to” that’s an all timer lmao
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my dad doesn’t have a twitter but… i still wanna hype up his two year health & wellness transformation 🥺🐐
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colin cowherd only follows one person on instagram. that person is baker mayfield. wow LOL
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if i had a dick it would be hard as fuck rn
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4 years
list of the most insufferable groups of people: 1.) lebron haters 2.) steelers & patriots fans 3.) warriors fans (if there still are any) 4.) astros fans 5.) people who don’t vaccinate their children
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Chad Wheeler should never be allowed to step onto an NFL field ever again.
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damar hamlin has alway wanted to be great. pray for him. pray for his family. @HamlinIsland is one of the best i’ve ever met.❤️
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lmfao i have a biochem degree & i am a chemist for an aerospace company 🥱
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bro i’m on the field #TNF #Browns
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LIKE if your team has 10 wins 🤠
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4 years
lebron james is the best player in the nba & if you disagree we can’t be friends
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if you think mj is better than lebron we can’t date
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can we all agree that NYE is the most overrated going out holiday?
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LIKE if your nfl team is above .500 just tryna see something.
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dive bars > clubs
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4 years
people who sit in their homes with jeans on really freak me out. put some damn sweats on.
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#Browns handing out these towels to fans at camp…maybe let’s not 🫤
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Eli Apple logging on to twitter knowing he can’t troll the Chiefs this week
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cleveland’s goat @Flash_Garrett 🐐
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lamar jackson is probably the coolest QB in the NFL & he never gets the love/hype he deserves.
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ohio is the best state and i don’t wanna hear it
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cavs just gave everyone in attendance free tickets to another game for braving the snow. best organization in NBA!
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hi. say it back. 🖤
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how is November in 2 weeks?! december is basically tomorrow. it’s already 2020. happy new year.
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@EJohns03 emotional
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repeat after me: fuck the yankees 🤠
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i miss mac miller </3
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How it started How it’s going
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friends is a terribly corny show. not funny at all.
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what’s a TV show or movie opinion that will have you like this?
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. @KingJames is the goat. sorry 🤗
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hey
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brunch / day drinking is way more enjoyable than clubs / bars til 2 am
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The Divine Feminine, an album by Mac Miller.
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hate to be ageist but we need more young people in positions of power. i’m tired of all the geriatrics in both parties.
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Rashard Higgins > JuJu Smith-Schuster
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i can’t make this stuff up lol
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“greg newsome i don’t think he elite…they definitely all just talk crazy” also greg newsome:
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first fan fight of the year. of course it’s cleveland in the midst of a pandemic 🙂 📹: @Andrewgarson_
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go lebron (greatest player of all time)
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this is our moment swifties vs bally will lead to real change lol
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Swiftie Sports Center ™️
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Okay so I mistakenly assumed that I could just…turn on ESPN and the Cavs game would be on tonight but it’s not - how do I watch it without signing up for NBA league pass (I might down the line but just wanna feel it out first) is there a live stream or something? #LetEmKnow
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the only person who can save USA basketball
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about to break the internet canes > chick fil a 🐣
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2020 sucks...can we pls go back to 2016, but have the indians win the ws this time
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cereal for a late night snack is far superior than cereal for breakfast
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they are quick w/ it i guess. i don’t think this was there yesterday.
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THANK U FOR THE BEST SZN OF MY LIFE @Browns 🥺
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fun times
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nba trade deadline is closing soon & im available so i’m just gonna leave this here...
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nba twitter is so odd..half of y’all are little high school white boys who use athletes as your avi so you can use the n word.
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this is the most sunday ass friday of all time
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if you don’t like sports i can’t date you. no exceptions.
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baker mayfield & obj > joe burrow & aj green
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you had to be there
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baker mayfield instagram story:
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white boy of the year by year 2020 tyler herro 2021 jack harlow 2022 joe burrow who’s next?
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to the rest of the afc north @Browns 🐶 woof
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IVE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS MOMENT
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HEY BROWNS TWITTER I LOVE YOU!!! say it back
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does any one else get post-drinking/night out anxiety?
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a leukemia survivor shouldn’t have to opt out of his job because his teammates want to go out & drink wine coolers like selfish assholes
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Who has that one Cleveland Browns video?
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just because someone follows you on twitter...it doesn’t mean they would like to date you.
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tried to place a $5 bet while laying on my couch dropped my phone on my face. picked it up, $53 were placed, & i couldn’t cash out. today was my day. deff not mad about it 😭😂🔥 @FDSportsbook
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hi
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miss this
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best halftime show ever? reply if yes
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if u don’t like sushi, u need to grow up.
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i’m going out brb ❤️‍🔥
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cheers to anyone who is NOT a yankees fan 🤗
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sportscenter posted this on their IG & dak had something to say 😂
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THE cleveland browns beat america’s team therefore the cleveland browns are now america’s team
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this is so good. so funny. it’s impossible to hate this man.
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me wearing my fav jeans
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me after tequila shots trying to see if anyone else at the table is fighting for their life
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