✮ @funkysoupboy Twitter profile

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@funkysoupboy

2 months

new tattoo on the body

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@funkysoupboy

1 month

his curious ass always asking questions

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@funkysoupboy

1 month

i really do believe a friends to lovers pipeline would do wonders for me

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@funkysoupboy

3 months

cause of death (all friends live in different cities)

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@funkysoupboy

3 years

oh so u want me to fall in love? the thing that made frank ocean write self control?

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@funkysoupboy

4 months

girl is your bf a minimalist the way he’s giving nothing

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@funkysoupboy

2 months

you’re slugging it out at work while some kid with generational wealth is posting a fit check video right now

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@funkysoupboy

1 year

no guy has ever looked good wearing this thing

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@funkysoupboy

4 months

they should start giving these out at work

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@funkysoupboy

2 months

careful oomf !!!! your grief too strong your love too intense and your desires too deep… they will call u nonchalant

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@funkysoupboy

1 month

rt if you’re craving waffle with ice cream or have this deep seated fear of passage of time

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@funkysoupboy

2 years

Scientists at Princeton University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Adam, the first human being created by God, might have looked

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@funkysoupboy

2 years

“goa isn’t ready for us” like goa hasn’t seen 4 engineers in a floral shirt get drunk before

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@funkysoupboy

19 days

tiku badmash after hard day of doing badmashi

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐 𝕰𝖒𝖕𝖆𝖙𝖍

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@funkysoupboy

3 years

the fact that dps has schools outside delhi is making me lose my head?? wtf is delhi public school mumbai are u dumb

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@funkysoupboy

1 month

i’ve been popping pills and feeling like a rockstar (vitamin d supplements)

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@funkysoupboy

3 years

ayo wtf is this guy doing in my dms 🤦‍♂️

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@funkysoupboy

2 years

dudes will listen to mitski once and then make sure to tell it to every girl that they talk to

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@funkysoupboy

3 years

oh so you listen to tame impala AND frank ocean? name all the people you’ve gaslit

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@funkysoupboy

4 months

oomf u have to stop. your lips too chapped. your eyes too tired. ur presence too omnious and ur tweets too repetitive.

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@funkysoupboy

2 months

it’s about time u fall in love with something that loves u back…and that my friends is your nose

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@funkysoupboy

5 months

statement of purpose? i want to join your organisation for mauj masti

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@funkysoupboy

4 months

i HATE when people use random emojis to react to ur text like girl wth is 🥞 supposed to mean

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@funkysoupboy

2 months

your ancestors fought for your freedom and here you are downloading hinge

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@funkysoupboy

3 months

hi sharks i want a kiss to my forehead

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@funkysoupboy

3 years

the masculine urge to respond with “fair enough” to everything

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@funkysoupboy

2 years

whatever happened to captions like “i love pani puri ❤️”

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@b00bi3licious

2 years

The only balls I'll ever put in my mouth 😋

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@funkysoupboy

2 years

your body is a temple and you shouldn’t share it with anyone who’s from jindal or ashoka

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@funkysoupboy

11 months

run away as fast as possible if someone calls 500 days of summer their favourite film

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them

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@funkysoupboy

5 months

bro ye open relationship kitne baje khulta hai

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@funkysoupboy

3 years

megan fox’s gc must be filled with several “if he makes u happy” texts today

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@funkysoupboy

2 years

they should make a vape that tastes like parental validation

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@funkysoupboy

2 years

kanye out here making a case for why it’s always better to pick a bf with no social media presence

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@funkysoupboy

1 month

@R_Ulysse77 what’s happening brother I’m cryingggg

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@funkysoupboy

4 years

sexy people aren’t gonna burst crackers today pass the word

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@funkysoupboy

2 years

me in hell explaining what a moan space is to a peasant who committed blasphemy in 1359

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@funkysoupboy

4 years

you’re concerned about being called trash while they’re concerned about their bodies being dumped in the trash, recognise your privilege.

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@funkysoupboy

1 year

hello sharks today i would like to offer u guys my lollapalooza tickets

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@funkysoupboy

3 years

why did we as a society normalise people making instagram accounts for their pets and posting captions like “hooman gave me head pats today woof”

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@funkysoupboy

2 months

‘indian rizz’ and the whole time it’s just making everyone around you uncomfortable with sexual remarks

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@CensoredMen

2 months

🇮🇳 Indian rizz needs to be studied.

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@funkysoupboy

3 years

“I can fix you” okay are you generational wealth?

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@funkysoupboy

2 months

babe what’s wrong you’ve barely touched your amul masti chach tetra pack

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@funkysoupboy

3 years

dev patel singlehandedly saving all the lanky Indian college stoner bros w curly hair from embarrassment by deceiving people into thinking they’re attractive

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@funkysoupboy

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@funkysoupboy

3 years

dudes after posting (1) black nailpaint and cigarette in hand photo

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@funkysoupboy

5 months

my kid going to be so mad when i name them blue tokai vietnamese style iced coffee

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@funkysoupboy

3 years

if someone put a gun to my head and told me to sing kabhi kabhi aditi without missing a lyric tell my mom i’ll be home in 3 minutes and 38 seconds

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@funkysoupboy

3 years

she said she can’t handle another lockdown so i will simply learn how to destroy the new variant and protect her happiness

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@funkysoupboy

5 months

i love how everyone on twt thinks they’re the biggest lover to exist relax hauz khas casanova we get it

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@funkysoupboy

3 years

“certified lover boy” ok satish

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@funkysoupboy

1 month

this is how my oomfs in mumbai live

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Coffin room for a family of five [🎞️ modern.home365]

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@funkysoupboy

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“ucha se ucha banda potty pe baithe nanga”

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@funkysoupboy

3 years

deep

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@funkysoupboy

3 months

not now babe im busy feeding on the bread crumbs u have to offer

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@funkysoupboy

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she oggy on my cockroach till i dhakki chikki

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@funkysoupboy

2 years

varsity jackets and jordans really got all the rich indian kids in a chokehold

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2 years

alright boys fit Inspo for y’all if y’all need help I can tell y’all how and where to get them from also always here to help<3

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@funkysoupboy

2 years

“can u explain this gap in your resume” yeah i was lying motionless in my bed my bad lol

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@funkysoupboy

2 years

didn’t ask don’t care plus tere beyblade se chingari nahi aati

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@funkysoupboy

2 years

guys do i need legal protection

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@funkysoupboy

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🎶🎶🎶🎶

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@funkysoupboy

6 months

they should make a show like suits based in india and call it kurta

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@funkysoupboy

3 months

what substance do i need to abuse to end this cycle of spacing out and feeling indifferent towards things

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@funkysoupboy

1 year

i have seen the brightest minds of my generation get destroyed by costar and astrology bot

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@funkysoupboy

3 years

people w coloured hair be cool asf like u know what sour punk apple candy stick I think I like you

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@funkysoupboy

1 year

i think my worst fear is someday i’ll meet farhan akhtar and realise he’s actually not a nice person

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@funkysoupboy

3 years

farah khan can make dune but can denis villeneuve make coming of age movie om shanti om? thought so .

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@funkysoupboy

1 year

if u live in mumbai ur a nepo baby to me bro idc

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@funkysoupboy

3 years

sex is cool but have u ever [proceeds to list a completely unrelated oddly specific thing which proves why sex is better]

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@funkysoupboy

3 years

officially the #1 spotify listener in india ☝🏻💯

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@funkysoupboy

3 years

“nobody cares about your spotify wrapped” i’ve literally seen u post pictures of the sky

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@funkysoupboy

2 years

“lemme style you” relax mister 1 pair of baggy pants, varsity jacket and a tote bag

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@funkysoupboy

1 year

realising that the number of hours you have with your loved ones is actually not so large and they grow older every passing second while there’s nothing you can do to change it

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@funkysoupboy

7 months

im so sorry i accidentally fed chocolates to your golden retriever boyfriend

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@funkysoupboy

2 years

local man discovers that painting his nails black won’t get him a date this month

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@funkysoupboy

3 years

“keep liking my tweets and we gonna end up like this” this is literally my 67th time liking your tweets sarah when are we gonna end up like this

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@funkysoupboy

3 years

did ur boyfriend compliment your diwali media yesterday or do i have to

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@funkysoupboy

3 years

ice creams r literally the most pointless good thing we’ve ever come up with

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@funkysoupboy

1 year

me after adding bananas and almonds to my strawberry cornflakes

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@funkysoupboy

1 year

just cried thinking about if mei aloo ke parathe khaunga toh aloo kya khayega

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@funkysoupboy

2 years

bunty are you in the right headspace to receive information about your soap

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@funkysoupboy

3 years

hot people (me) write everything in lowercase (also me) no grammar no knowledge only pure unfiltered vibes

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@funkysoupboy

2 years

what is pune if not symbiosis kids

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@funkysoupboy

2 years

engineer to literature and music enthusiast cinephile softboy scariest pipeline to exist

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@funkysoupboy

1 year

anyway say hi to olive !!

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@funkysoupboy

4 years

why do men wear anything remotely pink once and act as if they did a favour to society

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@funkysoupboy

3 years

fun fact nft stands for: n - never f - felt the t - touch of another human being

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@funkysoupboy

3 years

can we popularise diaries again I’m sick of hearing some of y’all talk about having a crush on ur cousin and getting diarrhoea

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@funkysoupboy

3 years

philosophy girl be like “why isn’t he texting back” girl hold on I’m looking up calf kuh esk

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@funkysoupboy

3 years

I be like I’m fighting my demons and the whole time it’s just my five due assignments

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@funkysoupboy

3 years

bro so no one thought that this was a bad idea?

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@funkysoupboy

2 years

is it really possible for a kapil sharma boy and a pete davidson girl to be in a relationship

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@funkysoupboy

3 years

this college thing isn’t working out I’m afraid

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@funkysoupboy

2 years

ma’am your son is calling women on the internet *checks note* a shot of espresso

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@funkysoupboy

4 months

i love when dudes wear that chunky black ring so that you know who exactly to stay away from

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@funkysoupboy

2 years

Iocal man devastated upon finding out that he’s not his two days old talking stage’s number one priority at all times

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@funkysoupboy

3 years

pete davidson has ALWAYS been hot! y'all just blind

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