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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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opening your match day envelope in front of everyone seems like a nutty tradition

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figs has gone too far 😂

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1 year

please can someone just tell me if i matched near a trader joes

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10 months

how bold of me to think I could rawdog intern year without an ssri

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1 year

unpopular opinion but i hated Online Med Ed

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1 year

matched? you mean snatched 🥰

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1 year

the NRMP when they decided applicants should wait 17 days to match

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1 year

please tell me it’s okay to be a homebody during residency lol my social era has passed

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2 years

i really liked a program but there’s no trader joes in the vicinity

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1 year

medicine is so incredible. and yet the process can be so heartbreaking. I think this is the end of this account, for now 🤍

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3 months

is it normal for february interns to just feel bone tired? please say yes

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1 year

incoming intern: is it safe to throw out my step 1 first aid book now?

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1 year

ERAS really out here introducing gold/silver signals & eliminating hobbies instead of addressing the real application numbers problem

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1 year

leaving my ERAS era 💅

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1 year

In my Eras era. 💅

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listen up MS4s, if you don’t see the residents on interviews it is a signnn

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1 year

this is a spacesuit 🪐

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1 year

my bank teller: “residency? is that the one where you don’t get to choose where you go?” me: yep

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3 months

crazy how time flies in a year. you’ll see a lot of posts talking about matching at or below #1 . I matched my #15 . here for y’all.

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4 months

medicine really be like, lets go from days to nights to days to nights without any true days off between. only like 2 days off for the month of feb wahoo

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1 year

after having been through the long emotional rollercoaster that is #thematch , I can confidently say I never wanna do it again. bye

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4 months

now that I’m in the thick of this I can’t believe they made step 1 pass/fail and not step 3

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1 year

just finished my last rotation of med school!! screaming crying throwing up

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1 year

today’s little M4 project was sourdough foccacia! please don’t be ugly inside 🥺🙏🏻

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1 year

✨ s u n d a y s c a r i e s ✨ #match2023

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1 year

do i put out cookies for santa & carrots for the reindeer or

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5 months

idk what pgy-1 needs to hear this but we’re 180 days away from july 1st

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1 year

@Miazolam who’s gonna tell her she looks FABULOUS?! meee ✋🏻

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7 months

me: *finally opens a note* resident: “let’s run the list”

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1 year

introducing my ✨second semester M4 era✨

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1 year

okay so this tweet has zero background family drama context but my BROTHER just told me he can’t come to my graduation because my SISTER-IN-LAW feels it’s UNFAIR because she’s unable to take off work & wouldn’t be spending time with HER family if they did

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1 year

I cannot even begin to unpack the weeks since match for y’all but basically my brain has been like: I hate medicine / but I love medicine / but I hate medicine / but why would you separate me from all my support systems / hopefully it’ll be okay, idk

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11 months

my patient said “thanks doc” and I was like who? 😂

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1 year

it kinda reminds me of zenon

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11 months

intern year be like: busy busy busy oh finally a little time to do my notes! senior/attending: let’s do some med ed 😒

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1 year

so many mixed feelings about moving for residency 🫤

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1 year

screaming crying throwing up

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1 year

back to screaming & crying & throwing up

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1 year

updated my car insurance from student to doctor and my premium dropped a little 🙏🏻

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1 year

s/o to the july 1 start date homies ♥️

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10 months

look I’ve already had like 5 hyponatremia lectures during residency I think I’m good

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28 days

intern year must’ve been bad cuz I’m trying to remember some months but I can’t

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1 year

meanwhile I feel like my graduation is a combination of 3 things: 1) a celebration of a significant life achievement 2) a chance for my family to meet my fiancé’s family & 3) a goodbye party for the next 5+ years

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1 year

yes vv exciting but please not both Dr. and MD/DO in the same post

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11 months

day 1 of intern year: I feel like a lost puppy thrown in a dumpster & set on fire

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11 months

one of the funniest things about residency so far is how I still get lost trying to leave the hospital 😂

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1 year

actually probably 💸 for the nrmp

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1 year

do any other PGY-0s still not have an apartment ✋🏻

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1 year

update: it has bubbles!! success 🙌🏻

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1 year

the M4 urge to mark school emails as spam

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1 year

my fiancés family is coming from another coast/across the world and my brother can’t come because my sister-in-law said so 😂

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1 year

also moving 2x for residency sucks

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2 months

asking non-IM people if they’re going to miss wards

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3 months

pov: you graduate med school and now your friend requests on every social media platform are financial planners

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1 year

I’m vv sad to be moving away from home and my 17-year-old tortoiseshell baby 🥺

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1 year

@MedFitBlondie omg I’ve been looking at rugs for my new apt and thought this was a runner

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1 year

not sure why this randomly popped back into my head but “can you teach me something?” is such a dumb and awkward residency interview question

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2 months

do i fly home to see my favorite artist perform days before i move for pgy-2? decisions

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5 months

life as a preliminary intern

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7 months

1/3 of the way through intern year!!

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1 year

drowning in the cost of everything at the moment

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1 year

lol @ rising M4s asking me to be on a match panel I assure you I’m not the one you want

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10 months

the day I finish IM for good I’m getting smashed

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11 months

just did 3 long calls in a row, new teams and new patients each day. absolutely brutal

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2 months

this 2 day exam thing is incredibly mean

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6 months

the way I hit 50 duty hours in 3 days 😩

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1 year

@taptipanda15 lol what kind of take is this 😂

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1 year

don’t disrespect our pharmacists like that

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1 year

How do you tell a medical doctor? Real doctors: *reluctant to state they are doctors in public/social forums* Non-MD/DOs: *take every opportunity to say they are a doctor…* (chiropractors, naturopaths, pharmacists, apothecaries, charlatans…)

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how is everyone surviving in this economy? it’s a wreck!

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2 months

just did my first ccs case. man this test is wack

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1 year

going through my closet asking myself “would a 30 year old still wear this?” 🥹

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11 months

physically I’m at noon conference, mentally I’m at target

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1 year

single digit days until graduation!!

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23 days

made it to my last block of medicine! let’s go

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9 months

me just now realizing that med school loan interest resumes accruing tomorrow

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1 year

just passing thru my main residency city and idk whether to laugh or cry

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1 year

my medical school really gave me a damaged diploma cover

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1 year

@MBurt34 do NOT give them ideas

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9 months

omg my co-intern commented about something near my eyes so I thought I smeared my makeup but it was actually my black circles 😂

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3 months

it takes me so long to recover from nights 😩

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1 year

my dad organizing a boys trip with his 2 older semi?retired brothers via email is cracking me up right now

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3 months

my credit card categorized step 3 as health & fitness 😂 literally the OPPOSITE

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5 months

when you introduce yourself as “doctor” and people still call you “hun” 🙃

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7 months

a surgeon snapped at me today lol it was such a rite of passage

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2 years

@MSaphenous clinical grades are so dumb

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10 months

my hair has so much dry shampoo in it #residency

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1 year

hellooo, it’s me

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2 months

got approved for an apartment in my next city!

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10 months

when your patient describes her chest tube output as “hot chocolate” 🙃

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1 month

my psych friend is done with medicine wards ugh so jelly

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1 year

WE GOT THEEE APARTMENT 🎊

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3 months

thought I had the most slam dunk uworld q of all time on BPH but i didn’t read that the patient was 25 always humbled 💩

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1 year

one of my attendings gave me a mini measuring tape to measure derm things and the way I use it for everything except derm 😂

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19 days

sos I followed too many rescues on instagram and now I need to get a cat

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1 year

so for my part-time gig I work with kids and a parent just signed the paperwork with “name, APNP” is this normal outside of work? lol

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1 year

last one i swear 🤩

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2 months

@StudentDocStass gen Z wildin with the terminology honestly

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6 months

@MySystolic well I did match around that number

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2 months

the nostalgia of last may-june 🥹 about to graduate, the best weather, endless free time, not a worry in the world. take me back

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