Fidel @fidelotafiire Twitter profile

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

4 years

I fear I’ll get too excited when I get a son and dress him like this just to go for immunisation 😂😂

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

5 years

You can tell that the lady hasn’t travelled with KQ before. The guy is smart, he is already changing his itinerary cause he knows the connecting flight will be delayed.

Kenya Airways

@KenyaAirways

5 years

Enjoy world-class service in Business Class. #LetKQTakeYouThere ✈

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

1 year

Gwe @che_otafiire you mean to tell me the whole time we were having breakfast this morning you were also being assassinated on the express way? Any way get well soon 😂😂😂

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

5 years

If I see 10 missed calls from dad I will hand myself over to police for protective custody 😂 Actually I will just walk to CMI in Mbuya and lock the cell myself

Mosh™

@Oscar_Mosh

5 years

Which would freak you out more 😤? RT for Mum Like For Dad

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

3 years

I see nothing wrong. Just a web developer at work 😂 I’ll see myself out ✌🏾🚶🏾‍♂️

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@_Ortodox

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

1 year

Anyway beautiful people of Twitter, the story is fake. The only assassination attempt @che_otafiire faced this morning was maybe the kindazi that tried choking him in the morning. You guys were offside. Have a good day.

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

8 years

It's a slippery slope people!! You mislabel sausage rolls as vegetarian one minute and the next you are committing murder #DerrenBrown

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

2 months

Straight outta Kashenshero 💪🏾 @che_otafiire 🫡

Che Otafiire

@che_otafiire

2 months

A holder of LLB Laws (Cardiff University), MSc. Marketing (University of Lincoln), LLM Sports Law ( Instituto Superior de Derecho y Economía , España ) , FIFA Licensed Agent . Well done hermano @fidelotafiire y felicidades hombre!

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

3 years

I don’t care about aviation health and safety. If I’m the pilot we ARE RACING!! Last one to the States is a rotten egg

Sky News

@SkyNews

3 years

BREAKING: British Airways and Virgin Atlantic have synchronised departures from Heathrow to celebrate the end of a travel ban, as vaccinated passengers are finally able to enter the United States from the UK after nearly two years. Read more:

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

4 years

Called my old man to wish him a happy Father’s Day. And he said this year he really deserves it because he has spent 4 months with Covid 20 (the nickname he has given my two youngest brothers). 😂😂😂 I love this man.

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

5 years

My tweets have made the news 😂. I’ll be holding a press conference soon

Sun Sport

@SunSport

5 years

Arsenal fans beg Emery to hide Mustafi's passport before Europa League final vs Chelsea

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

3 years

Just seen a tweet saying the problem with Arsenal is that the fans take games more serious than the players. I agree.

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

2 years

Ugandans 🤝 Hearsay

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

5 years

Don’t know about y’all but it seems our commander in chief has endorsed enjoyments 😂 @Raymondntende

Yoweri K Museveni

@KagutaMuseveni

5 years

Last night ( at Catherine Kusasira's show) was the third time I have been to a music concert and I was thrilled to see Ugandans enjoying themselves in a peaceful environment.

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

5 years

Did you guys also delay flights back then? I bet this post was meant to be posted last Thursday but you delayed it 👀

Kenya Airways

@KenyaAirways

5 years

#ThrowbackThursday #LetKQTakeYouThere

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

2 years

RO/0014 🫡

Kaguta Foundation

@KagutaFdn

2 years

You can’t mention Fred Rwigyema and forget the man who brings him to combat . Gen. Kahinda Otafire clandestinely recruited Fred and other Mbarara high school boys in 1976 to join @KagutaMuseveni who had formed FRONASA that was meant to fight Iddi Amin. 📹Courtesy @TonyOwana

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

2 years

Someone tell the guys giving out sanctions that Stan Kronke’s real name is Stansislov Kronkevic. He must also sell Arsenal 😂

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

4 years

My old man was at it again this morning. While watching the daily show, he notices the Comedy Central logo in the corner of the screen. He then proceeds to say and I quote “why are we watching Comedy Central, I prefer comedy from the periphery” 😂💀

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

6 years

Bruh! Senegal is so good they named 2 squads for the World Cup 😂

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

2 years

What’s up ? We are sitting next to each other and no follow back? 😦 Any way. Hon Maj Gen (rtd) Kahinda Otafiire is not on social media. Not on Facebook, not on what’s app, not on Twitter, not on LinkedIn.

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

5 years

People ask how I can wait so long for Arsenal to win a league title. Bruh! I have sisters. If I could wait in a salon for 17 working days for their hair to be braided, I have all the time in the world for Arsenal to lift the league trophy 😂🏆

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

8 years

Allow me to reintroduce myself........... Fidel Mugarura Otafiire L.L.B 🎓

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

5 years

One works for BBC one for NBS. If I speak I’m in trouble 🤷🏾‍♂️

Alan Kasujja

@kasujja

5 years

I feel nothing for Otafiire but in his defence, he meant that he could sue that parliamentarian if they repeated those statements - without the protection of parliamentary privilege.... I think!

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

5 years

Kenya Airways! First come see this....... Are these the lengths you guys are willing to go to just to delay a flight? 🤔😂

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

4 years

Been getting emails from my younger bros’ school saying he isn’t doing the online classes. I call him to see what’s up and he tells me the work he isn’t doing is drama, art and music because our old man doesn’t want musicians and actors in his house. Only lawyers and doctors 😂😂

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

4 years

The older generation on WhatsApp need to know that CNN doesn’t break news by texting them directly on WhatsApp and then asking them to forward it! PLEASE!! 😂😂😂

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

4 years

Whoever stole @bryanxnzigiye iPhone 11. I’ll never forgive you. Look at what you have reduced my brother to 😂😂😂

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

5 years

Phone was stolen so I’m using my Airtel number but honestly to the person who mugged me, come also take this Airtel line cause it’s utter shit. You know where to find me 😂 same time and place 😂

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

4 years

Called my Dad to update him on life here in Spain with the Coronavirus wrecking havoc and the man is just cracking jokes on the phone 😂 if it wasn’t for the military he would probably be on his 7th Netflix special 😂😂😂

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

5 years

Same here

Another Round Uganda

@AnotherRoundUg

5 years

Waragi doesn't kill people, bad alcohol kills people...If waragi was killing people I wouldn't have survived university. Gen. Otafire (sometime back) #truestory #AnotherRoundUg @tuskerlite256 #sachetban

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

6 years

MSc dissertation done so for the next 3 months I’m deactivating the sensible side of my brain. I’M BACK ON MY DUMB SHIT 😂 prepare yourselves for haphazard and unsubstantiated nonsense. you have been warned

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

2 years

“Was your grandfather invited” has immediately been added to my vocabulary of insults. 😂

Daniel Lutaaya

@DanielLutaaya

2 years

Otafiire alina kyagamba! #NBSUpdates

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

5 years

Just ate a piece of papaya thinking it was a mango. I have decided to cancel the rest of my day 😖

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

6 years

Can MTN please stop harassing me with messages about signing up for the marathon. I am fully aware of the things I can run in, run to and run away from in my life. A marathon doesn’t fall in any of those categories 😂😂

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

4 years

Anyone here feeling sick?, I know a doctor. I am now taking bookings and appointments for medical consultations. DM for prices 😂😂

Lenina

@LeninaOtafiire

4 years

#NewProfilePic 🙈

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

5 years

But how can my dad answer a phone call from my younger brother by saying and I quote “what’s your problem?” 😂😂😂

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

5 years

Sooo my sister @LeninaOtafiire has left to go back to uni and it’s so exciting cause the next time I see her she will be a doctor 🙌🏾. Best of luck this year and enjoy being a doctor till I get my PhD 👀

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

3 years

My old man today morning: “My parents are gonna be disappointed in me, they told me swearing is bad” 🤬 Anyway catch you at parliament for swearing in. 😂😂😂

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

4 years

My younger brother just asked my dad if he could go replace his glasses. Why does my dad respond by telling that new glasses won’t help cause his eyes are expired 💀😂😂💀

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

2 years

This tweet goes out to all us older siblings who have lost the video game invincibility we enjoyed against our younger ones. On my side I have been disciplined enough in FIFA by my younger siblings. I have retired.

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

5 years

But @uber_uganda what is this behaviour of your drivers asking where you are and where you are going then driving as far away from you as possible just so you cancel?

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

6 years

Do you know where and how I can borrow this slow motion zooming camera. I would love to see my reaction in that format whenever I open an exam paper.

Lupita Nyong'o

@Lupita_Nyongo

6 years

We come in peace, but we mean business! @Winston_Duke @DanaiGurira #Oscars #WakandaForever (quote inspired by @JanelleMonae )

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

5 years

Yes @uber_uganda good morning. Is the issue being handled or have you run away from the task at hand like your drivers do ?

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

1 year

3 hours in church and counting…….. I seriously can’t even recall what I asked God for in the opening prayer 😂

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

1 year

Our Father God, we come before You today to ask for Your protection over our families. Let no trouble fall on them today. Keep them away from accidents. O Lord, allow no evil to influence their hearts. Cover them with the precious blood of Christ. Protect those we love, Lord God.

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

7 years

So @LeninaOtafiire is doing medicine in Cuba (a country whose biggest export is doctors)👏🏾. However Cuban internet doesn’t let her keep up to date. So she asks me what songs are lit. Bruh, explaining man’s not hot is not easy 😂 I had to explain ‘skidiki pap pap’ 😂😂

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

5 years

Please please please read this thread 😂😂😂

gathara

@gathara

5 years

#BREAKING : African envoys urge UK government to abide by court ruling; warn that the UK could be suspended from the Commonwealth should the government continue to subvert democracy. #Brexit

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

1 year

Seems the express way goes through our compound 😂😂😂

Kampala Entebbe Expressway

@KEE_UG

1 year

@bukyanajulius2 Hello @bukyanajulius2 , we would like to clarify that this incident did not happen at all on the Kampala-Entebbe Expressway.

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

5 years

Today I went to speak with the old man and found him singing Look down from Les Miserables. I am my fathers son 😂

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

6 years

“Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn”

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

5 years

Anyway, the way Ugandans drink, we shall forever be in the knockout rounds

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

5 years

Guys were here planning weddings instead of planning set pieces for Europa 😩😂

Arsenal Editor

@Arsenal_Editor

5 years

In the space of a fortnight 3 of our senior players vowed to spend their remaining of their lives with their beautiful soul mates! Arsenal has gone from a single's club to a couples therapy sesh in a few days 😂😂♥️

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

6 years

Thought of the day: Wakanda is an East African nation. People in Wakanda have superpowers. How lit must wakanda be on a Friday night 🤔? East Africans and alcohol is already a deadly combination but through superpowers in that mix 🤯🍺🍷🥃🍹🍾🍸🤯

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

4 years

Congratulations to @nkashaba_shalom for getting a 2:1 LLB degree from Cardiff University. As a gift I shall pardon you from the knockout I had planned for you in our boxing fight.

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

5 years

Please ✋🏾 you are embarrassing yourself and making this awkward for both of us. You aren’t going to do much but offer the usual apology for all your frequent delays. It’s cool. I know the usual response from KQ from previous delayed flights.

Kenya Airways

@KenyaAirways

5 years

@fidelotafiire Hi Fidel , share with us your booking reference for follow up . ^MG

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

5 years

For a second I thought this was Draymond 😂

Dr. Kelechi Anyikude

@KelechiAFC

5 years

All Na PACKAGING fam 😂😂😂. • #tbt #throwbackthursday #bye

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

4 months

Felicidades papá por tu reconocimiento de la República de Cuba. Viva la revolución, viva Cuba 🇨🇺 @EmbacubaUganda @otafiire_k

Ministry of Internal Affairs Uganda

@mia_uga

4 months

The Republic of Cuba has awarded the Friendship Medal to Minister @mia_uga @otafiire_k to recognize his significant contribution in strengthening and consolidating the long-standing ties of friendship and solidarity between Cuba and Uganda. The Cuban Ambassador, H.E. Mrs...1/2

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@fidelotafiire

3 years

My favorite part of the cabinet swearing in ….. the standing ovation the cabinet gave Gen. Katumba Wamala. A sign of appreciation but also Katumba’s servant leadership. He owes Uganda nothing but continues to serve. The respect from his colleagues proves it.

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

2 years

What a reckless statement

BBC News Africa

@BBCAfrica

2 years

“We’d prefer not to receive people from neighbouring countries…like DRC, like Burundi, Uganda or Tanzania.” Rwanda’s Minister of Foreign Affairs, Vincent Biruta explains how the 'UK to Rwanda' asylum deal could work. More on the proposal here ➡️

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

5 years

Remember how people spoke of the Usain Bolt effect?. How Bolt forced everyone around him to get faster in order to compete. Is it safe to say City has caused the same for the premier league teams? 🤔

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

6 years

We damn well know Kante has the lungs and stamina to run the country 😂

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

5 years

If Arsenal win today and win emphatically I WILL NOT KNOW HOW TO ACT. Let me also make it clear that I will not apologise to any United fan for my actions that will follow the game if we win. I don’t know yet what I’ll get up to but let it be known I will not apologise 😂😂😂

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

3 years

My mood for the rest of the year largely depends on the Arsenal - United game on Thursday.

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

8 years

I have an international law exam tomorrow and I'm reading about the ICC but my president says they are useless

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

5 years

I would like to wish a very special birthday to someone very special to me, @MesutOzil1088 🎉🎉 Oh and congratulations to @LeninaOtafiire for sharing a birthday with man like Özil

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

1 year

@che_otafiire @Kyagulanyist Wama @Kyagulanyist next time they ask you to make these statements you call me we choreograph more believable lies ! 😂😂😂. People are sending you to look stupid in public. It’s so unfair!

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@fidelotafiire

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Lenina

@LeninaOtafiire

4 years

I AM A DOCTOR!!!!!!!! 😭😭

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

6 years

Lol, how can a cow have better step overs than Lukaku 😂

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

7 years

I’m proud when I open my LinkedIn & see the truly amazing things people are accomplishing & achieving. I know I surround myself with an ambitious, hardworking & intellectual cohort. 🍻 here is to everyone I have the pleasure of knowing both personally and professionally.

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

5 years

Burna boy concert goers, enjoy yourselves 🙏🏾. Let me stay home and be the designated survivor 😂

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

5 years

Iwobi is the Kenya Airways of footballers

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

6 years

The moon over Kampala tonight 🌕

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

4 years

When beer discovered me 🥴

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

3 years

Fidel

@fidelotafiire

3 years

My mood for the rest of the year largely depends on the Arsenal - United game on Thursday.

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

4 months

“Don’t share everything with anyone; you may be educating an enemy”

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

5 years

Who ever has Nairobi’s game controller, give it back!!. Who puts @Jeremyorp2 in charge of a brunch????

Your boy Jezza!!!

@Jeremyorp2

5 years

My Nairobiiiii people wusupppppp so... this Sunday We will be hosting brunch, it’s on Waiyaki way a building called Mirage. Come join me for all you can eat at 1800 amazing food then drinks there after.... looking forward to seeing you remember Sunday from 1pm have a great day

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

1 year

Today I saw a boda guy do a no look turn 😂. As if Firmino. Whether that was flair or foolishness 🤷🏾‍♂️. Seems he wants God to answer that 😂😂

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

6 years

The way people complain about my snoring. I’m definitely my fathers son 😂

Ivan Okuda, FCIArb

@IvanOkuda

6 years

Maj. Kazora’s book continued ....

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

5 years

Soooo 2019 the new way people tell me I have gained weight is by saying I look more mature. Wow. 2019 off to a good start 😂😂😂

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

3 years

I promise all Arsenal fans, when you start following the women’s game, supporting Arsenal is an honour ✨

Arsenal Women

@ArsenalWFC

3 years

We're on 🔥🔥🔥 right now... ✅ 0-4 Aston Villa (a) ✅ 0-4 Birmingham (a) ✅ 2-0 Man Utd (h) ✅ 0-3 Tottenham (a) ✅ 0-4 Bristol City (a) ✅ 10-0 Gillingham (h) ✅ 2-0 Brighton (h) ✅ 2-0 West Ham (h) Over 𝟕𝟐𝟎 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐬 since we last conceded! 😱

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

6 years

Dear future wife; I’m walking down the aisle like this. Thank you. #lacazetterrr

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

2 years

For avoidance of doubt, this is his authentic twitter account opened a few days ago.

Kahinda Otafiire

@otafiire_k

2 years

I have joined the Twitter application in my official capacity. Ignore all the fake Twitter accounts opened by conmen with malicious intent. I was not aware of those accounts and did not sanction them. Signed : K. Otafiire Minister of Internal Affairs, Republic of Uganda.

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

5 years

Let me guess...... your contract run out and you are heading out on a free transfer. Typical Arsenal @ChrisWheatley_

Chris Wheatley

@ChrisWheatley

5 years

After an amazing three years at @goal I will be leaving my role as Arsenal correspondent at the end of the month.

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

1 year

I was there during the interview. Very interesting remix of what was said 😂

NTV UGANDA

@ntvuganda

1 year

Internal Affairs Minister Kahinda Otafiire says that he has never heard of an incident where Ugandans asked to peacefully demonstrate and the police refused. #NTVNews Watch 👉

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

5 years

Never give up on anybody. You will be surprised how one can change or how patient you can be of a person willing to change.

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

4 years

Also worth noting that in the same day, he was asked why he doesn’t have Whatsapp and he responds by saying he only likes “what’s down” 😂😂😂

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

5 years

Where are the billionaires who pledged money for Notre Damme!! We have lost whiskey damn it!! Someone do something please 😩😩😩

BBC News (World)

@BBCWorld

5 years

Jim Beam warehouse fire destroys 45,000 barrels of bourbon [tap to expand]

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

6 years

People don’t rate me 😂 How can I be told that my best chance of getting into heaven is if I tweet the pope and ask him “how many retweets to get accepted into heaven” 😂

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

4 months

😂. Do you know the level of sheer ignorance you must achieve for a diplomatic mission to intervene. “You can do better than this” 😂😂

EU in Uganda

@EUinUG

4 months

Dear Mr. @MwesigyeFranks We trust you will understand our decision to address you without the use of self-attributed titles. Below, please find our response to the #disinformation you have spread through this forgery. Best regards,

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

1 year

Soooooo Evra is telling us Messi is winning more Balon d’ors than Ronaldo without even trying ?

GOAL

@goal

1 year

Patrice Evra called out Lionel Messi's work ethic 😱

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

5 years

Finna get loose

Methia.L.Nabawanda

@MethiaLydiaN

5 years

If you had 30 seconds to send a message to the world, what would you say?

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Fidel

@fidelotafiire

4 years

Dear future wife, I don’t know how to explain this but due to the hype and happiness I experienced while watching this game, I promised my self I would name one of my kids after it. I don’t know how that’s gonna work but yeah, I keep my promises. XOXO 😂😂😂

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I’m only happy for N’golo Kante. The rest of Chelsea in it’s entirety can fuck off

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