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Beasts of Burden, Milk & Cheese, Eltingville Club etc. Fading cartoonist. He/Him

Satan Island NY
Joined February 2009
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Evan Dorkin
5 years
Hi, folks. I've started a Patreon. I will work to make sure it's a fun thing to chuck a buck or three at. As an incentive, everyone who joins in October will be entered in drawings for free books, comics, pin sets and an Inktober piece. Pls take a look!
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The Eltingville Club was a horror comic, btw.
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3 years
Hey, Kids. Classic Comics.
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8 months
Here's the thing, Eltingville was never about fans getting bullied, it was about fans being bullies. Nerds were always portrayed as meek, awkward and hapless in pop culture. I was writing about the bastards and the haters in fandom, who only got worse over the years.
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@evandorkin Evan. Your comic is awesome, it really showed me why some nerds are bullied. Just mmmmm these three make my eye twitch.
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8 months
Fandom's Least Wanted.
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3 years
Hey, Kids. Sci-Fi Comics
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6 years
PRO TIP: Make comics the way you want to. Then see what happens when you're done. Did people miss the point? Address that next time. Was it confusing? Address that. Or don't. There's no law. Was it fun? No? Why not? It should be fun. Work on that. Make more comics until you die.
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The Eltingville Club was about the absolute worst fan behavior. Pure negativity. But bc of the TikTok thing drifting over here I've been made aware that -- in a small way -- through fan art, art/process talk, discussions, etc, it sparked some really cool stuff. Really surprising.
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5 years
When I posted this a few weeks ago, a few people took me to task for saddening up the joint w/whining. Sorry to have bugged you, but panel 3 is on my mind today for reasons some of you who lost a friend might recognize. Enjoy your comics, people work harder than you know on them.
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8 months
The recent burst of interest in The Eltingville Club AS pilot and comic has been pretty wild. I'm kind of knocked out that anyone's talking about a 2002 failed pilot and a collection that's been out for years. I'm not complaining, it just seems so random.
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5 years
Pro Tip:
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YES
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11 months
Always relevant, always depressing.
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Hey, Kids. Classic Comics.
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Hey, Kids, Educational Comics
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8 years
Out tomorrow: The be all, the end all, THE ELTINGVILLE CLUB. $20 from @DarkHorseComics
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3 years
Average skinny kid mosh pit handles nazi assholes better than the DC police.
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6 months
If you want him to be a Brony he can be a Brony. Jerry can be whatever you want him to be. As long as he gets away from the other three.
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11 months
The medium is beautiful and blameless. The industry is where the dirt is. Young creators often make poor business and life decisions because they go in wearing their fan blinders. Making comics with your favorite childhood characters rocks, but not for shit pay and no royalties.
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8 months
Back from therapy. Answering replies, thx for sharing info/ideas. I'm out of most loops so hearing that there's been a sort of Eltingville underground has been really cool. And we've sold some books (!), they're gone from Amazon, I think DORK, also. Crazy. Welcome to Eltingville.
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8 months
FYI, I'm trying to find out the availability of The Eltingville Club HC from DHC for those who have asked. It's kindle-only at Amazon right now (thx to whoever bought copies). As a side note, the Dork HC collection is temporarily out of stock there (thx to whoever bought copies).
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6 years
If you believe that a reboot of a cartoon show is ruining your childhood, I've got news for you: It's your parents who did that. They didn't make you feel secure. Please go get some help and stop blaming animation executives and artists for your stunted emotional issues.
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4 years
"How do I break into comics?" "Post your comics online. Congratulations. You're in comics" "How do I make money making comics?" "We're all still trying to figure that out. In the meantime, make comics when you can. Put them out there. You have opportunities that I never had."
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6 months
Please don't pay insane eBay prices for The Eltingville Club collection. I'd rather you pirated it than pay $65 (or $190, jfc!). If you can wait, I'm sure it'll be available again before too long. Save your money for a MIB 12" Kenner Boba Fett in the box or something (ha ha).
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8 months
Looks like a post about the WELCOME TO ELTINGVILLE Adult Swim pilot led a few people here. In case anyone's interested, all the Eltingvillle Club comics are available in a $20 oversized HC collection from @DarkHorseComics (inc the Trivia-Off story). #thx
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2 years
It's funny because it sucks.
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8 months
Happy #BatmanDay , kids!
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11 months
Smiles, everyone, smiles!
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8 months
FYI, the Eltingville Club collection includes two full-issue stories that wrap up the series for good. The first is about the inevitable break-up of the Club (after destroying a comic shop), the second a reunion 10 years later at SDCC, resulting in, well...another kind of ending.
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Evan Dorkin
3 years
Working with Warren Ellis means you just don't give a fuck about being a credible human being. You're a permanently unserious fanboy/co dealer-user, who chooses comic book fun (and $ you'd make from something else) over pain caused and shitty behavior. Enjoy making things worse.
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3 years
I have a joke about Bob Kane but I can't take the credit for it.
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8 months
Fight scenes and homages. (scanned from original art, which is why dialog patch outlines can be seen. I'm a luddite, Sarah did page assembly/cleanup/fixes digitally, but I compulsively did as much by hand as I could, bc I'm compulsive) #EltingvilleClub #Hellboy #SteveDitko #etc
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3 years
Making comics is hard but it's nothing compared to trying to sell the fucking things.
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1 month
I hope the news about Ed Piskor isn't true. We used to be friends. I criticized Ed online re: the podcast in the past, and over the recent the DMs. I thought it was irresponsible, bad behavior and called it out. I e-mailed Ed twice, asking him to step back, to hate me but live(1)
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3 years
Use as necessary.
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FYI
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Always Remember
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2 years
Last tweet sucked, deleted it. This one's better. Have a nice day.
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3 years
Always Remember
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2 years
If you're worried about creators, buy their books. If nothing else, you get a book out of the deal. Books are pretty fucking great. In general.
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3 years
Just say you don't give a fuck about anyone but yourself. Say you don't care, you don't believe victims, you love money, you idolize successful people who entertain you. Say you can separate the artist. Say your dreams of attention and money are what's most important to you.
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4 months
Speaking of Eltingville, look at what a friend gave me for the holidays. Ha ha!
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Evan Dorkin
5 years
Today won't end. Goodbye, MAD Magazine. As a youngster I was a huge fan of the 70's era, as a young adult I rediscovered the 50's comics, as an old nerd I somehow became a contributor (often working w/ @colorkitten ) for the last decade +. Getting the e-mail today was crushing.
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8 months
Fun Trivia: WELCOME TO ELTINGVILLE aired in Japan and Mexico. I have copies of the dubs. The Japanese actors were real-deal anime voice actors. I love them, I pretended the jokes were funnier. Seeing Eltingville in Newtype magazine was a geek thrill. And as a comic! Too wild.
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3 years
Hey, Kids. Comics Comics/Recently Posted Comics.
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2 years
May George Perez have more time and little pain and receive as much if not more of the love and joy he has brought to his fans. Power, praise and love.
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Creative person outed as someone who caused actual harm to actual people in the actual world & you respond w/a review of their work. Or let everyone know you always knew something was up bc you're very smart. Delete that shit. It shows the judgement and maturity of a wiffle ball
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7 months
Finally! Happy Shocktoberfest!
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2 years
Serious Post Please let the next day and a half be more than good to Sarah. Best possible outcome. Best possible recovery. For the best person.
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2 years
A BEASTS OF BURDEN comic for Halloween. "The View From The Hill" is an 8-pg story by me, co-creator @thejillthompson , lettered by Jason Arthur. From 2011, collected in Neighborhood Watch. Hope you enjoy the spookiness. (1/9)
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2 years
Just to let folks know, Sarah was released from the hospital today, she is home and doing well. Still a lot to get through, but this was the big hurdle. A big sigh of relief.
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2 years
Sarah is out of the OR and resting. The news has been very good so far. Thank you for the kindness you've shown. #relieved
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11 months
Mouldy oldie.
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7 months
Spy vs Spy pin-up done for a MAD Special. Growing up on 70's MAD, I was a huge fan of Antonio Prohias' strip, so I was really happy to be asked to contribute a piece with the characters.
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Evan Dorkin
2 years
You can love comics and be critical of comics. An author's opinions on your hobby shouldn't penetrate so deeply that you take it personally. Too many people want to paint Alan Moore as a crank because they refuse to look an inch inside themselves and their relation to comics.
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6 years
If you send your minions after people you don't like, you're not the hero of the story. You're the Mole Man. Modok on a toilet throne, screaming mad at society for your own failings. You're the villain. You even have bad villain dialog. Didn't you read those comics you "love"?
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1 year
Pretty much.
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3 years
People bringing up how Jack Kirby co-created the Fantastic Four at 44 yrs of age to make folks feel better about starting late, but leave out that he had already co-created Capt America, the kid-gang genre, romance genre, the Atlas monsters, etc, et al. Nice sentiment, but c'mon.
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Page layout/finished inks for Pg #20 of the final Eltingville Club story, for those interested in these kinds of things.
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4 years
I miss doing these rough horror movie sketches. Name the movies and win nothing but the warm feeling of nerd pride and hours lost. The last one's the only real curio. And one's a giveaway. Wow. What an exciting day today is. #thisHalloweensucks
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3 years
Always Remember.
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4 years
Always Remember. Good Bye For Now.
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7 months
Happy National Comic Book Day! And remember, kids...
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Good Afternoon.
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2 years
In the last week or so I've become aware that there is a bit of an Eltingville Club fandom out there, mostly due to the old Adult Swim pilot, and people who weren't alive when I was drawing the early comics are drawing fan art of the characters and that is super amazing to me.
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8 months
@RyanT89 It already did. There's a reason I had to end it. I didn't enjoy working on them.
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And as always.
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6 months
Rerun, from the Dork collection. Happy Friday.
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7 months
I don't have it in me to draw a new horror character every day for ShockSchlocktoberFest or whatever, so here's an old one. Do I need to tell you who it is? I didn't think so.
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I get why people might not like it, find it unfunny, too mean. But I reject the accusations that I hated comics/fandom. You can love something and still be critical of it. Eltingville is a pipe bomb, but there's a love letter tucked into it. A non-fan couldn't write Eltingville.
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Pencils for the last illustration I did for MAD Magazine before it was gutted and turned into a zombie publication. I put a nod to Will Elder in it. A fun 10 years of freelancing for the magazine I grew up with as a kid. A good gig I miss.
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Another Eltingville comic page from the last story. The dialog balloons weren't dropped in for the top panel, they covered a lot of the top background. Mostly SDCC confusion.
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@DaveScheidt SDCC '88. Drinking all night at various hotel bars, coming back to my room really late to find my two roommates (also drunk) talking to a completely baked Mark Hamill. He kept asking if anyone wanted a lollipop (he had several, coat pocket) We hung out for another 10 min talking.
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Fun trivia: Believe it or not there's an Eltingville Club lunchbox available from Dark Horse. Perfect for storing rounded dice, bent MTG cards, broken Heroclix, mildewy pogs, all those extra plastic promo Green Lantern rings & other talismans of sadness.
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The creepiest thing I ever had to draw for MAD.
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PRO TIP: 30 yrs, 11 Eisners, 5 Harveys, 1 Ignatz, credits on 8 TV shows, an Adult Swim pilot based on yr comic, work for MAD for 10 yrs, DC, Marvel, magazines, TV bibles, yr work optioned -- and still not supported by most of the Direct Market. Pursue. All/Other. Options.
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Pinup for sale on my Patreon.
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3 years
The reason the Marvel Cinematic Universe exists is because the Marvel Comic Book Universe exists. FFS.
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2 years
Creator's Lament Thousands of followers Thousands of likes But how many sales? Oh, shit fucking yikes
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3 years
Comics is comics is comics, it doesn't matter where or how you're reading them or what country they come from or who makes them or whether they're in black and white or color and especially whether or not you like them or not or if they're made for you. Bury that BS in a longbox.
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The sketch The final
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Part of me would like to see that (although I can't pay you or hand over the rights, sorry), and part of me thinks it's a terrible idea. I worked with these characters on a cartoon and I can tell you they'll only make you unhappy. I'd say don't reanimate 'em. Let 'em stay dead.
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@evandorkin @evandorkin I would like to animate your comic!
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Found the boxes w/all the Eltingville pilot storyboards by Stephen DeStefano (& me, a bit), the director's revisions, copies of all character/prop sketches, final b&w/color models, a cut scene, final BG layouts, etc. Gonna start posting these on my Patreon next month. Link in bio
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Any time I was asked if the shirts on Rosanne helped sell the comics, I always replied, no -- because they didn't really function as ads, they were something people already in the know responded to. So, you're the exception. Really cool to hear that you took that extra step. Thx!
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@evandorkin i found out about your comics as a kid from this episode of Roseanne
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Okay, I better go eat or fold some laundry or something. Thanks for the questions and interest and follows. The Eltingville Club is dead, long rot The Eltingville Club! #latersville
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Dragging it out again. Have a fun one.
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The only international edition of The Eltingville Club was published in Spain by La Cupula Ediciones in 2007. Obviously not complete. The magazine El Vibora was running translations of the comics, and the collection came about because of that. A weird publishing happenstance.
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3 years
Some past court jester attempts at playing King:
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5 years
Here.
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Use as often as needed.
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8 months
I'm going to sleep now, no more Eltingville talk, I have enough nightmares as it is. Here's a picture of my cat, Winky the Pirate Girl, to end on something positive. #goodnightinthemorning
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2 years
Just to let folks know, we brought Sarah home from the hospital today. She's doing much better. Hopefully she's seen the last of these setbacks and can concentrate on a full recovery. Thanks again for the kind words here/elsewhere and for those who have reached out to us. #thanks
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Glad I can finally talk about this: I'm writing a prequel to Bill & TED FACE THE MUSIC (which is also a sequel to BILL & TED'S BOGUS JOURNEY), and will be drawn/lettered/colored by the great @hotelfred , published by @DarkHorseComics , w/the input & blessing of @ed_solomon . #whoa
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Bill & Ted return to comics with new publisher, new artist, but a familiar fan-favorite writer
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Re-posting this Eltingville Club animated arson by Sweater @lightrayrobot for those that missed it. How wild is this?
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