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@evan_dck

11 months

Christianity is about the resurrection of Jesus, not the resurrection of 1950s social norms

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@evan_dck

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me, reading the gospels, whispering “Lisan Al-Gaib” every time Jesus does anything

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4 months

This is what the eschaton will be like - the Lamb will remove the wall of hostility that divided us and we will dine together at the great banquet

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i've seen crazy ads in my life but NOTHING compares to this.

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Lukas Adolfsson

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7 months

Where do you fit in on the Christianity Compass? I first heard this idea from @_matthewpearson and decided I’d ask the people where they all fit in. I’m roughly at the red dot. RT or comment!

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2 months

How will we come to accept the real presence of Christ in the Eucharist if we do not first come to terms with the real presence of Christ in the poor? If we cannot believe the words “what you did to the least of these, you did to me” how much less will we accept “this is my body”

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@evan_dck

26 days

The five points of Calvinism are L G B T and Q

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@redeemed_zoomer

27 days

Are there any people who are - LGBTQ affirming - 5 point Calvinist

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evan

@evan_dck

1 month

For school I have to compare K*vin D*young and M*tthew V*ne's books on homosexuality and argue "which one is right" and its like girl... neither of them....

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@evan_dck

3 months

the other day while i was praying in tongues jesus took me up to the third heaven and i saw the nicene creed written on giant stone tablets, unfortunately Mary was standing in front of the part where the filioque would be so I can't contribute anything to that conversation.

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@evan_dck

8 months

women need to start luring men into their tents and driving tent pegs through their heads again (haha just a joke guys)

Joel Berry

@JoelWBerry

8 months

Men need to start bonking women on the head and dragging them back to their caves again

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@evan_dck

7 months

When Pentecostals speak in tongues they’re just reciting the Nicene Creed against their will

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@evan_dck

22 days

decluttering unmatched socks is so depressing. like he lost his best friend a year and a half ago. he has been sitting lonely, outcast in the corner of my closet. and now because he is a social reject i recycle him? where is the dignity. the compassion.

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8 months

The Bible is correct that God created the heavens and the earth. It also uses the language of days to tell us a story loaded with theological truth about God's activity in this world. None of this *requires* six-day literalism.

bendell werry

@bendellwerry

8 months

The Bible is wrong or the Earth was created in 6 days. Those are your options. 😎

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@evan_dck

5 months

I’ve seen many people try to be rich and Christian. They inevitably give up one or the other. “You cannot serve two masters”

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@evan_dck

7 months

get off twitter delete that tweet and go pray for an hour instead.

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@evan_dck

10 months

@himbojedi It’s a phallacy

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should I shave my head get a mullet grow out my hair or something entirely different

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@evan_dck

2 months

did you know that when they printed bibles in Chile, they made a significant change to John 2? Instead of changing water to wine, Jesus changes water into cerveza cristal.

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@evan_dck

4 months

here’s a cat that follows me around on my walks

liyah biaa 🤍

@TheyLuvvLi_

5 months

SINGLEEE TWITTER 👀🤔 where y'all at drop a picture i'll start .....

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4 months

white evangelicals will be like “I worship the MESHIACH YAHSHUA”

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4 months

why call it twink death when you could call it extwinktion

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@evan_dck

3 months

It is no longer I who cook, but Christ cooketh in me

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@evan_dck

1 year

@EdwardVersaii Can’t believe his name is New Testament Wright

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@evan_dck

2 months

are coming out as orthodox and coming out as gay parallel experiences? should we add an o to the acronym?

Stormimay ☦️🇺🇸🌴🥩🛶

@Stormimay

2 months

I waited months before informing my parents I was converting to Orthodoxy. Dad started to holler but Mom cut him off, said she loved us and hung up. 2 weeks later she called to say she'd been doing a lot of research, and, while we were wrong, she didn't think we're going to hell.

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@evan_dck

9 months

why does he structure his tweets like a rupi kaur poem

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@evan_dck

7 months

Whenever anything happens b/w Palestine/Israel, all the American evangelicals who own shofars they can’t even blow get on social media and claim they have the infallible explanation of what’s *really* happening

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@evan_dck

1 year

@himbojedi there’s a little prize wheel that god spins when he’s making us.

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@evan_dck

1 year

What would it look like to nourish people into Love rather than terrifying them into obedience?

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@evan_dck

8 months

randomly during my small group last night one of the 6th graders was like “I want to convert to orthodoxy” and my immediate response was “how much time do you spend online”

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@evan_dck

1 year

If Jesus were here I’d put my face in his chest and sob

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@evan_dck

9 months

obsessed with this depiction of Jesus

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@evan_dck

2 months

Anyone wanna watch dune part 2 and trade the gifts of our bodies’ moisture

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@evan_dck

2 months

Where is Kate Middleton? Hidden in Christ. Next question.

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@evan_dck

2 months

The bene gesserit prove the high church Pentecostalism will, indeed, overtake the universe

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@evan_dck

4 months

Nobody does biblical marriage anymore (find an angelic wingman who secures marriage to your cousin and also gives you fish giblets to make sure that you don’t get killed by the demon Asmodeus)

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I hear bagpipes through my wall????

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2 months

my new roommates are pentecostal, if you need anything we *will* make it happen.

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@evan_dck

11 months

@JosiahHawthorne It’s cuz they yearn for the ocean… they won’t rest until they find the sea…

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@evan_dck

8 months

@TheGrantHartley Amy Peeler’s book explores this - by taking his flesh from *only* a woman, and yet appearing as a man, Jesus is (a bit anachronistically) “genotypically female and phenotypically male.” Jesus thus embodies both male and female flesh in himself. If it were possible for Jesus to

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@evan_dck

4 months

Your anger might come from a good place, but that doesn't mean it will produce anything good.

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@evan_dck

7 months

Talked with a recent Christian who is very convinced that Jesus is coming back this week and is selling a bunch of stuff to give away and honestly like… so true.

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@evan_dck

1 month

Like this is by far the most painful paper i will have to write ever. Torturous, even. I am taking a break from classes this summer because of this assignment.

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@evan_dck

8 days

sometimes u just gotta spend 5 dollars on a crummy grocery store bouquet

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@evan_dck

1 year

A second resurrection of Christ has hit the gates of Hades

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@evan_dck

8 months

do you think the stuffed animals in those claw machines have mythologies about certain members of the community being assumed by a deity

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@evan_dck

1 month

thirdwayism is writing "kms" in the margins of both books.

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@evan_dck

5 months

I love how this thread completely ignores the article in question, which highlights app-based dating culture, culture’s obsession with individual success, and financial (in)stability as the main factors.

Alaric The Barbarian

@0xAlaric

5 months

I don’t think people understand just how messed up zoomers were by the culture war. An entire generation reaching the “learn how to talk to girls” stage at the exact same time as MeToo & the “campus rape crisis”. It’s a big part of why younger people aren’t dating.

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7 months

is it a sin if i sip coffee while reciting the nicene creed

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3 months

someone told me that my most straight trait is being into biblical studies and i was like honey....

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1 year

@himbojedi the holy spirit who brings all things to remembrance and illuminates my understanding :D

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3 months

all my 7th graders despise andrew tate's teachings... i raised them right.

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1 year

@EdwardVersaii This is bad because I woke up miserable and I need to take it out on people who love Jesus and enjoy His presence.

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Someone at church was like “you look like you’re into musical theater” like HELLOO??????

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2 months

going to the gym to beat the twink allegations

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2 months

The fear of God is the beginning of wisdom, but the end of fear is love. A wisdom held afloat by flames of fear is elementary. True love, however, is true wisdom.

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@evan_dck

8 months

just paid for my fall classes AMA...

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@evan_dck

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straight A student streak unbroken since middle school, im sure this comes from a healthy place

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@evan_dck

2 months

update: i got hatecrimed at the gym

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@evan_dck

2 months

going to the gym to beat the twink allegations

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2 months

At the library studying (hoping someone sees me and falls in love with me)

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Oh I need to go to a botanical garden NOW

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Remembering the kindness of God who created plants for us to touch.

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@evan_dck

3 months

My little cousin walked into my room and was like “are you from ancient times why do you have this artifact” and pointed to a clock from the 70s.

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8 months

forgive me father for I have sinned… so I’ve been thinking a lot of Rome-adjacent thoughts lately and

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15 days

Just stepped on my glasses. Lol. Lmao, even.

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8 months

it makes no such claim of historicity, especially not the way a modern mind would understand it. imposing modern assumptions about both literature, history, and truth will leave us incapable of reading the text

Wendell

@wendelltalks

8 months

The Bible, my friends, is the inspired and inerrant Word of our Creator. And in the book of Genesis, it clearly describes an accurate historical account of creation. Now, you may have those so-called "scholars" and "scientists" who try to dismiss it as mere folklore, but let me…

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@evan_dck

1 year

i will SINGLEHANDEDLY bring back boyfriend jesus theology.

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@evan_dck

5 months

christian men on twitter remind me of dogs barking out the window and random passers-by. i'm sure they think their defense is worth something but in most cases its just loud and annoying.

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2 months

Twitter users should be forced to put their hand in the box before posting

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me at 17

trust the abyssinian 𓃠

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Me at 17 (I've always been this way)

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@evan_dck

1 year

When my faith feels dead, I cling to Jesus, who shows that death is never permanent. When my faith feels like shame, I cling to Jesus, who makes me stand blameless in His presence, full of joy. When my faith feels like alienation, I cling to Jesus, in whom I belong.

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@evan_dck

6 months

This is amazing I literally didn’t know I needed this drama to happen

Candace Owens

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6 months

@benshapiro You have been acting unprofessional and emotionally unhinged for weeks now. And we have all had to sit back and allow it and have all tried to exercise exceeding understanding for your raw emotion. But you cross a certain line when you come for scripture and read yourself into…

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4 months

Should I start more Pentecostal discourse on twitter dot com?

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@evan_dck

10 months

@godotnik My best way of interpreting why you posted this verse in reply is a concern that I’m not worried about morals. If that’s your concern: The 1950s are not the pinnacle of Christian morality. How they handled money, sex, power, race, is NOT paradigmatic for the Christian life.

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@evan_dck

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I am a mechanic

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@evan_dck

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You’re kidding

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17 days

My friends came over and made spaghetti and sipped wine with me life has literally never been better than it is at this moment

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1 year

I’m delivering a sermon on shame in a month and every time I go to write it I just cry

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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@evan_dck

6 months

So now that Christians are over their enneagram phase for the most part, what pop psych thing are they going to hyperfixate on next?

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@evan_dck

10 months

Want to see reform happen? Follow Jesus. Make disciples. Send them into public spaces while also giving them a robust Christian education. Be generous. Establish a loving community. Use what you own to serve others. Join a local church that loves God and neighbor.

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Want to see reform happen? Get married. Make lots of babies. Don't send them to public schools. Give them a Christian education. Build wealth. Establish an antifragile household. Own productive property. Find a local church that stands against the mob.

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@evan_dck

4 months

Time for me to actually learn greek : ) pray for me lol

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@evan_dck

10 months

Is now a good time to confess I accidentally took communion at a mass before I knew I wasn’t allowed to

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@evan_dck

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your summer according to pinterest, search the categories - pool - picnic - garden - summer outfit

Johannes Josephus

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your summer according to pinterest, search the categories: - pool - picnic - garden - summer outfit

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@evan_dck

8 months

I’m not like other girls bc I’m dating to marry…

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6 months

Presbyterian, Orthodox, and Trad Cath online personalities interact with each other the way my 7th graders do

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2 months

i wonder how alex from target is doing these days

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1 year

It’s a good day for praying for your enemies and blessing those who curse you

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7 months

Christian ethics cannot end at avoiding sin - it must move forward to actively pursuing good.

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@evan_dck

9 months

@himbojedi god when she personally authored the 1611 KJV

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@evan_dck

1 month

my gen z brain was like ha ha department of looksmaxxing but everyone else is like ha ha cats

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MEW TESTAMENT

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@evan_dck

6 months

I promise you it is so possible to be pro-Palestine without doing an antisemitism

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@evan_dck

1 year

ME AND WHO??????????

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@evan_dck

1 year

I saw God (don’t tell the deuteronomist)

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@evan_dck

8 months

the gay agenda has come after our national parks

Nature is Amazing ☘️

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High winds at the perfect time of day created a rare Rainbow Waterfall in Yosemite National Park

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@mikeywaters3 I literally replaced mine myself for… 50 bucks?

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@evan_dck

8 months

Oh yeah I loved the part of Paul’s letters where he told us that our primary relationship to institutions such as governments is one of conquest

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8 months

God punished the Israelites for being scared to conquer Canaan by making them wander in the desert. I believe God is punishing conservative Christians for their cowardliness and unwillingness to conquer institutions by making them wander as strangers in society.

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1 year

Did I ever tell y’all about when I got hit on through the Bible app

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@EdwardVersaii @homo_adorans Only one of these fruits has ever betrayed me

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5 months

Watching Pentecostals reinvent monasticism in real time is sending my mind spinning

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@evan_dck

8 months

god just revealed to me that Melchizedek wrote the epistle to the Hebrews… groundbreaking stuff

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@evan_dck

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i breathed a little too hard at work and a booger flew out onto the whiteboard. my life is over

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