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Erin Alberty

@erinalberty

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Utah news reporter for @axios . @PulitzerPrizes winner. Here in the hills.

Salt Lake City
Joined October 2007
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@erinalberty
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2 years
I just told my 3rd grader about the shooting. She replied: "Yeah. We had a lockdown drill today. There aren't very many hiding places in our room. The good ones all get taken in like 3 seconds." Then she left.
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I'm finally recommended for a hysterectomy after 32 years of anemia, ruined clothes, ruined furniture, ruined trips, ruined relationships, embarrassment, harassment, wasted money, waste in the landfill, sleeping on bathroom floors after barfing up birth control & iron pills ...
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If anything stands in the way of this surgery — insurance, billing offices, schedules, ANYTHING — there will be blood. (It may be mine, but I'll be leaving it EVERYWHERE just to be gross.) 32 years. I don't get that time back, do I.
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Erin Alberty
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passing out, crying, leaving pools of blood on public transportation in god so many times zones, being scoffed at by male doctors, more crying, and PTSD from such high-wire acts as standing up, coughing, laughing, sneezing or leaving the house on the wrong day of the month. ...
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Erin Alberty
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I'm struggling to keep up with all of your beautiful, vulnerable and sisterly posts! Please keep them coming, because I will read them all once I'm out of the snow! (Fully armed with products today — and if all else fails, my cool new ski name will be Red Streak.)
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Erin Alberty
4 months
My kid's science fair is a nightmare. It started with a 3-page list of FORBIDDEN projects: all the normal science fair projects, like "how does x affect seed germination." The reason? They've been done too many times. Yes, I'm sorry my kid is not the World's First 5th Grader.
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@beatrice_wende I was willing to try less invasive things & didn't realize how harmful the anemia was until recently. Also didn't know how far beyond "normal" I really was, even with partial remedies. And I was told "no way" by previous docs so I didn't stomp my feet until last year.
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2 years
@steffdaz Yeah it's not good. My dad was visiting us during a lockdown day back when she was in kindergarten. It about did him in, listening to his 5-year-old granddaughter recite the "active shooter" protocols in the flat, clinical language of a police department press release.
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Erin Alberty
2 years
@stokedchaos I hate that my first reaction to this is to be genuinely grateful for the bathroom stall hiding tip. Since Aurora I can't even go to a movie without cataloguing exit routes during the previews.
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Erin Alberty
3 years
I've been covering coronavirus since January. A big takeaway for me is that Utah's cultural compulsion to always put on a positive front is really interfering with public messaging about how serious the situation is.
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@coolnameliz Oh God I didn't even think of this. Multipacks for Christmas!
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@LAsweetlight Honestly trying not to cry after reading this. ♥️
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@49ers_Avs I'm only on birth control because of blood loss. I don't need it for contraception.
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Erin Alberty
11 months
Federal judge: No, a Utah teen's religious freedom wasn't violated when he had sex with his girlfriend in the high school parking lot.
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Erin Alberty
2 years
@5neeks Last year my kid's classroom had an outside door. I told her to run away from the building if she ever hears pops from inside the school during a lockdown. But this year her classroom doesn't even have windows.
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Erin Alberty
2 years
SO many people dressed as Chrissy in the @Stranger_Things panel at @fanxsaltlake , and huge cheers for @GraceVanDien . The guys in my group are surprised how resonant her short-lived character is. I'm *not* surprised & have my own theories about her appeal — but what are yours?
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Erin Alberty
4 years
“Hospitals are going to exceed their capacity within the next 4-8 weeks." "We are quickly getting to a point where the only viable option ... will be a complete shutdown." "This might be our last chance for course correction." Bad news in Utah.
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I am at the most Utah piano recital. One (1) family says the entire front row is "saved." The front row has 14 seats. They also want half of the second row. Now another family wants to claim more than half of a row. This room has 7 rows. 28 children are scheduled to play.
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Erin Alberty
1 month
@FaeWilkes This, this, this. I'm losing twice as much blood as my husband is allowed to donate.
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Erin Alberty
4 months
They were told to research to confirm their projects did not answer already-known questions. What?! These aren't grad-students, they're 5th graders. Are they supposed to get Lexus accounts? Kids with surveys had to fill out the UofU's ethics forms for human subjects.
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Erin Alberty
2 years
After 15 years, this is my last day as a reporter for @sltrib . I'll tell you about my new adventure on Monday. But for today, I'm full of gratitude and high hopes for my beloved Trib coworkers. I'll always be proud of the journalism we did together.
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Erin Alberty
3 years
I just found out that my kid has, for months, been using my YouTube account to leave scathing reviews on the art tutorials she watches obsessively during quarantine.
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Erin Alberty
1 month
Uhhh my kid's teacher didn't let her class go see the eclipse? They had to stay in while the rest of the school went outside to ooh and ahh. Now she's on the verge of tears, asking when the next one is, and I'm just gonna lie.
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Erin Alberty
4 years
OK, so BECAUSE they found polyps at my last colonoscopy, my insurance is making me pay for my next one. Guess what, insurance company shitheads: CANCER WILL MAKE ME MORE EXPENSIVE THAN A COLONOSCOPY.
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Erin Alberty
2 years
More than 50 little Utah babies under age 1 were hospitalized with COVID-19 in the past two weeks.
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Erin Alberty
4 months
I keep having to sign consent forms so her classmates can "experiment" on my child. All they're doing is asking "which writing sample is AI-generated" and "how does this music make you feel?" The whole process has involved half-explained requirements of college-level research.
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Erin Alberty
6 years
Here's Terrance Mannery, the ice cream shop worker who took on a mob of angry young white men who were threatening and chasing gay people this weekend during the Utah Pride Festival.
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Erin Alberty
4 months
Apparently the kids found some YouTube science fair videos for *educators* and shared them around to make sense of the requirements. Last year, she was docked for correcting a misspelling on her poster because the WhiteOut called into question the integrity of her research.🙄
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Erin Alberty
2 years
After 15 years at @sltrib , I'm thrilled to start covering local news for @axios in Salt Lake City! So keep those tips rolling my way. We'll be launching soon, serving up the most interesting & useful news we can find each day. Subscribe here! It's free!
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Erin Alberty
4 years
My childhood neighbor died from the coronavirus this afternoon. He was one year younger than I am.
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Erin Alberty
6 months
As a Michigan newsmedia veteran, I am 100% unsurprised by this charming celebrity coverage. 😂 "He ate at a Bob Evans!"
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Mallory McMorrow
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This is the first time I’ve seen this quote from Daniel Radcliffe and honestly this needs to be a #PureMichigan ad
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Erin Alberty
4 years
Turns out the CEO who got a no-bid contract to run also sits on the board of the company that's selling stockpiles of hydroxychloroquine to the state. Now questions about the controversial drug are on the screening form.
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Erin Alberty
3 months
Utah governor celebrates Black History Month and "improving access to opportunity" two days after banning DEI programs
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Erin Alberty
2 years
My husband starts humming “Hall of the Mountain King” while serving some Christmas fruitcake and we all look at him like wtf and he says “What? It’s the Nutcracker song!” and it turns out he truly believes all classical music in a minor key is the Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy.
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Erin Alberty
2 years
It's funny, I've been at The Tribune for nearly 15 years. Our coverage hasn't changed. What's changed is that people in positions of public trust are less embarrassed to admit they feel entitled to exercise power without accountability.
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Courtney Tanner
2 years
I find it deeply troubling that a Utah lawmaker said he "would love to label The Salt Lake Tribune as a vexatious requester" for asking for PUBLIC records. Regardless of whether someone finds records requests annoying, they are necessary to hold public officials accountable.
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Erin Alberty
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Her back hurts from being hunched over. My head hurts from resentment. We have so little free time as a family, and I just want to die. Oh, and now she hates science in addition to social studies. At least we still have math. We all like math.
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Erin Alberty
2 years
I know lots of readers have been worried for Justin, so an update from his mom last night: He's still sedated but breathing a bit more easily. He'd been in the PICU since Jan. 15 without much improvement until late this week. That progress is a big relief.
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Erin Alberty
4 years
At today's COVID-19 briefing by @GovHerbert , the three reporters from @sltrib were prevented from asking a single question.
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Erin Alberty
1 year
Are you an organization with a news media contact? For the love of God, just give me a phone number. I hate your "press@" email. You don't check your email. You don't reply to your email. Your email cannot confirm that you're even still alive. Give. Me. A. Phone. Number.
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Erin Alberty
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My kid is testing how ambient temp affects the effectiveness of our fog machine chiller for Halloween. Amid all the strict nitty gritty on experiment design & ethics, apparently no one explained what a "control" is.
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Erin Alberty
4 years
I'll go YEARS in Utah without anyone asking me where I went to college. But I went to a wedding in DC, and in a single weekend at least a dozen people asked where I went to college. To people sizing me up, it mattered more than my profession did. It's a creepy thing back east.
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Kristen Meinzer
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1/7 In my early days of working in the media in NYC, a coworker said, "It's interesting how most midwesterners go to state schools; I guess you all like to stick close to home." I was shocked by the classism. I said nothing. But here's what I wish I would have said:
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Erin Alberty
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Trying to get a COVID test for my kid after learning of a positive in her class. As of my last check there is only one state testing site (TestUtah) along the whole Wasatch Front with availability before Sept. 7. It’s in Brigham City.
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Erin Alberty
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@isabelkaplan My hubs does more than his share of housework, but when I have big/hard stories he basically lets me hole up & disappear. He said facilitating my work is community service. He's always proud & shares my stories. It's not always a perfect union, but on this point he's pure gold.
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Erin Alberty
4 years
A storm is blustering into SLC, so there’s not much election reaction in the streets here. But one woman is rallying from a street corner downtown.
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Erin Alberty
5 years
If this is your take on Trump’s appearance at the ballgame tonight, you might be a Sinclair station. 😂
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Erin Alberty
2 years
@BPaxton12 Columbine happened a couple years after one boy shot another in the head at our drivers ed class. At the time it seemed beyond belief ... like, to witness such a thing despite being a normal person in a normal place. It does not feel unbelievable anymore.
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Erin Alberty
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@clhubes Like when people give clothes a bad product rating because it didn't fit them personally. "It was too long for my torso. 1 star."
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Erin Alberty
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So as a result of my suggestion that we test the fog rise time with and without the chiller at each temp, she's crying and comparing me to Donald Trump! She spent 7 hours yesterday watching teacher-training videos and feverishly revising her hypothesis and methodology.
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Erin Alberty
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We've heard a third of the staff was laid off at @sltrib . I got an email that I still have a job, and I'm beyond grateful. But I'm more crushed with each colleague I learn is gone. Please stick with us, Utahns. Powerful interests want us all to stay uninformed & out of their way.
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Erin Alberty
4 years
More than 467,000 people in Utah and Nebraska voted against removing slavery from their state constitutions. The idea that it's all about voter confusion is a little silly to me.
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Erin Alberty
2 years
Wait, this bird was in Utah?
@Interior
US Department of the Interior
2 years
The beautiful white-faced ibis with its colorful purple, crimson, teal and gold feathers is sure to brighten your Monday morning! Photo at Bear River Migratory Bird Refuge in Utah courtesy of Leslie Scopes Anderson
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Erin Alberty
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When Paul went up to claim our Pulitzer Prize (for stories that mostly printed before he had any connection to The Salt Lake Tribune), he told me to stay at the lunch table and hold his camera up to film him. I wrote the majority of the winning entry.
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Benjamin Wood
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Oof. Go f*** yourself Paul.
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Erin Alberty
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OH! I forgot to mention the part where I got our THREE (3) Halloween fog machines out, only to discover they all no longer work. I had to frantically drive 30 miles to and from Guitar Center this morning to buy a new one!
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Erin Alberty
3 years
Wow, about 85% masked at the Scipio gas station in rural Utah. Was not expecting that!
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Erin Alberty
4 years
Anyone who has moved to Utah from some other place knows this is true because that's how weirdly excited people here are to find an opportunity to snitch. Zero apology for painting in broad strokes. Thirteen years, and the all the tattling in this place still blows me away.
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She had gone to her roommate to say she was feeling suicidal. The roommate brushed her off, saying she was being dramatic. The roommate then went to the housing management and told on her.
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Erin Alberty
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I'm working on a sex assault story today. Our norm is not to identify victims, but one woman said she wanted to use her full name. She just called back and asked me to withhold her last name. The reason: "I just watched five minutes of Kavanaugh. I don't want any part of this."
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Erin Alberty
2 years
We noticed a lot of Utahns saying they were getting lousy yields from their gardens this year, right as food prices are soaring. Climate change means Utahns will probably need to change how we grow food.
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Erin Alberty
5 years
BYU students & alumni describe being interrogated for sexual details, punished for years-old social media posts, and ordered to inform on their roommates for offenses like "passionate kissing" as part of the @LDSChurch schools' Honor Code enforcement.
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Erin Alberty
2 years
i just had to do the heimlich maneuver for the first time in my life and i guess it worked but also i may never stop shaking
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Erin Alberty
1 year
Flashback: The editor of the Deseret News told @Axios in March that Mandel would no longer be contributing "political opinion and culture pieces" after her controversial tweets on race and ethnicity resurfaced.
@Deseret
Deseret News
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"When it comes to his advice on building a family, the statistics are on Tucker Carlson's side," @bethanyshondark writes in @DNewsOpinion .
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Erin Alberty
1 year
Time to sound off: Does Utah have a seat-saving problem? I feel my stomach tense up just thinking about the pre-outdoor-concert ritual of stumbling over a patchwork of unoccupied picnic blankets anywhere you can see the stage.
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Erin Alberty
3 years
It's been 14 years, two months and one day since I moved to Utah. I still miss buying wine in the grocery store.
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Erin Alberty
4 years
@bjonesbrown @calvinjburke More than once: Men unwittingly repeat my reporting back to me. I reply, all friendly-like, "Oh, yeah! I actually wrote that story. I'm so happy folks read it!" And then they UNBLINKINGLY CONTINUE TO REPEAT DETAILS OF MY OWN COVERAGE BACK TO ME "Yeah, well did you know THIS?"
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Erin Alberty
2 years
"It could have ended long ago if we just put the needs of others ahead of our own,” one doctor said as a record 854 COVID patients were hospitalized & 10 more Utahns died from the virus.
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Erin Alberty
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@lesliemeans If I could unlive all of my periods and just agree to die a decade early, I wouldn't need to think about it. I would take that deal in a heartbeat.
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Erin Alberty
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Kid: I don’t see why women have to fight for rights if men just get to have them. Me: Just a sec, I gotta tweet that shit. Kid: I’m not going to make you put a dollar in the swear jar because that was the perfect time to say it.
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Erin Alberty
4 years
The coronavirus testing shortage has gotten so dire in Utah that state health officials are now telling people NOT to seek testing unless their symptoms are so severe that they require extra medical care.
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Erin Alberty
2 years
@Simon08says My daughter also says that's the scary part -- the person trying to open the door while they hide.
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Erin Alberty
4 years
Liberty Park in SLC, after the storm. Watch to the end to see the worst of it.
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Erin Alberty
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I'm going to absolutely lose my shit if SLC closes another inch of road in Sugar House before finishing what they've started.
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Erin Alberty
2 years
@IGoBySteve As an out-of-stater applying for a job in Utah, I was asked in my interview whether I was LDS. Believe it or not, it wasn't the most troubling question I was asked.
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Erin Alberty
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A former police chief on CNN is going off about how Adam Toledo was 13 & out at 2:30 a.m. & that shows people "put themselves in the situation" to get shot by police. I hung out with friends at ALL hours when I was in middle school. But it's just "antics" when white kids do it.
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Erin Alberty
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@CharlotteM28898 Omg that is SO stressful. God, what a nightmare. Even if the dude is cool and helpful, they know you know they know how embarrassed you are!!
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Erin Alberty
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Crowd at SLC solidarity rally at city hall.
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Erin Alberty
2 years
Look at the big huge scarecrow my family made with the neighbor kids!
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Erin Alberty
4 years
State extends TestUtah contract for another $2.6 million despite 22 lab violations in federal audit. The Utah tech company in charge has billed the state $7.6 million for the COVID-19 testing system, initially promoted as a philanthropic effort.
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Erin Alberty
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This girl is 14. Listen to Leia, a Utah Paiute teen, speak out against Cedar High School's mascot: The Redmen. Leia's at another school in Cedar City in part bc of the mascot. Read the town's reaction here: Video excerpted from @ColorCountryPolitics .
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Erin Alberty
4 years
Reprimanded AT CHURCH for wearing her hair natural.
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Erin Alberty
2 years
Photo of the day.
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Erin Alberty
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@bjrop91 bleh, the misery-go-round of "remedies" that don't work or are only temporary. I hate that it's a prerequisite. And the tiniest improvement is like "welp I guess this is the best I can hope for?" so you try to live with it, as if years of guinea-pigging isn't a cost.
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Erin Alberty
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My kid finally asked how babies are made. "Well, there's an egg and a—" "What, you go and get an egg?" "No, the eggs are inside of our bodies." "WHAT." That's when she laughed at me and left the room.
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Erin Alberty
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Got my daughter a Facebook Kids account to message friends and family during coronavirus, and now I'm seeing she sent pictures of herself to all the grandparents, with animated ornaments and the label "Big Sister." Uhhh. That's not happening. Time to get on the phone.
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Erin Alberty
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Fifteen years ago today, I moved to Salt Lake City. And it took all 15 of those years for me to discover that we have in this town a bar that sells boxed wine by the frosty mug. Cheers, friends. You changed my life.
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Erin Alberty
2 years
New records confirm it was “standard practice” for BYU to use police in its Honor Code surveillance.
@sltrib
The Salt Lake Tribune
2 years
BYU police had claimed officers were not “out there digging up dirt on students and shipping it to the Honor Code Office.” Newly released documents confirm that’s exactly what was happening.
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Erin Alberty
3 months
Woof. SLC ranked the 2nd-worst NBA city for visiting fans.
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Erin Alberty
5 years
A federal judge undid racial gerrymandering in a majority-Navajo county in Utah. Now white political leaders are talking secession.
@brianmaffly
Brian Maffly
5 years
Will Utah’s San Juan County split into two counties along racial lines?
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Erin Alberty
5 years
There's more to the story behind the famed bobcat Mr. Murderbritches! Turns out this "mean little cuss" was a repeat offender, but wildlife officers think they have set him up to survive in the wild. For in-depth Murderbritches coverage, turn to @sltrib !
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Erin Alberty
3 years
Here’s my Oh No My Cat Joined The Interview face.
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Erin Alberty
5 years
Insulin prices have gotten so high that Utah diabetics are going online to beg each other for their leftover pens & vials. Now a group of #Insulin4all patients is shuttling donated meds around the state — even though it's technically illegal.
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Erin Alberty
6 years
Remember how BYU students were getting punished after reporting sex assaults, and predators were using the Honor Code to silence their victims, and then the school added an amnesty policy to encourage crime reporting & keep victims in school? The latest:
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Erin Alberty
4 years
Hey, Utahns: Have you been anywhere in the past week where you've seen noticeable failure to comply with the mask order now in effect in most of our counties? Please reply or DM!
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Erin Alberty
3 years
@joestodge @janky_jane I woke up my family laughing at this one.
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Erin Alberty
2 years
@pamina_q @Remember_Sarah Haha, I was just thinking "perusing the American Girl mail order catalog with my friends" would be my example!
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Erin Alberty
4 years
My kid's first-grade class just switched from Zoom to some other platform for her online class because of the porn-bombing reports. But this new platform sucks so bad that I think we'd all rather just deal with the porn.
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Erin Alberty
4 years
I kind of couldn't believe how many times I had to write that this or that statistical resources hadn't been updated. Cases are spreading more rapidly than ever, Utah's got the 5th-worst outbreak in the US, and ... just a whole lot of nothing.
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Erin Alberty
2 years
why are parents protesting school library books when they could be protesting crazy hair day
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