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The Em

@emirainbows

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I write smut sometimes. A lot of it is really weird. Don't follow or interact if you're under 18.

Joined September 2017
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@emirainbows
The Em
6 years
Oh, I'll go ahead and post links to all the other places you can find me. That seems like a good idea.
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@emirainbows
The Em
3 months
shy moms with gigantic asses bashfully apologizing after letting out a gigantic fart that renders like half the rooms in their house uninhabitable
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@emirainbows
The Em
4 years
If a girl farted mid-meal and said something like "had to make some room" I would probably die
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@emirainbows
The Em
2 years
Femboys will be like uwu Iโ€™m so cute and girly and then unleash the most powerful farts you have ever heard
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@emirainbows
The Em
4 years
Game Freak: hereโ€™s a Pokemon that looks like a sexy lady. It is extremely affectionate towards its trainers. All the males look like girls too. The mega gives it an even poofier dress. The shiny is a goth girl. its name sounds like vore. please do not do anything awful with it.
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@emirainbows
The Em
3 years
Oh this? My belly? My massive fucking tummy? My super stuffed up stomach? My glorpy blorpy rumble tumble? My fucking shirt tearing ground shaking food-destroying gurglesphere? You mean this super duper ultra hyper mother fucking GUT?
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@emirainbows
The Em
1 year
10 years ago it was "what if Lara Croft was fat, wouldn't that be funny" now it's "what if Lara Croft was fat, wouldn't that be empowering" and both times there's a guy behind the scenes jacking off
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๐ŸŽฎ @Dove takes a stand against overly sexualized women in video games, with @EpicGames โ€™s Unreal Engine education team & @womeningames , eliminating stereotypes and to build young playersโ€™ self-esteem & body confidence. #realbeauty #seeall #womeningaming
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@emirainbows
The Em
3 years
Wouldn't it be hilarious if she ate someone and her stomach got huge. Hahaha. That would be really funny haha.
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@emirainbows
The Em
2 years
Girls CAN fart and it's fucking hot
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@emirainbows
The Em
1 year
Girl who says โ€œugh whatโ€™s that smellโ€ vs girl who is that smell
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@emirainbows
The Em
2 years
Girl who farts on your pillow vs girl who uses you as a fart pillow vs girl who lets you use her as a pillow while she farts
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@emirainbows
The Em
1 year
350 pounds of wobbling boy ass and the girl allegedly somewhere beneath it
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@emirainbows
The Em
1 year
Skunkgirl explaining that skunks arenโ€™t actually farting and thereโ€™s a difference between flatulence and scent spray and that her releasing huge fucking farts nonstop is actually unrelated to her being a skunk
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@emirainbows
The Em
3 months
Goth girl letting out an apathetic huff preceding the loudest, longest fart
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@emirainbows
The Em
11 months
She's got her headphones in listening to a 10 hour loop of "boys moaning like girls and farting"
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@emirainbows
The Em
1 year
The kind of milf who goes "goodness!" after ripping the loudest fart you have ever heard.
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@emirainbows
The Em
5 months
Girl who lists one of her hobbies as โ€œfartingโ€
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@emirainbows
The Em
1 year
Booty shorts that read โ€œmy ass stinksโ€
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@emirainbows
The Em
1 year
i think if youโ€™re a boy and you wear black lipstick you should have a legal obligation to show your butthole to anyone who asks
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@emirainbows
The Em
4 years
Bully girl who pins you up against a wall with her fat, gurgling belly, and then tries to insult you but mostly gets interrupted by her own belching
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@emirainbows
The Em
1 year
Chubby girls who burp loud as fuck <3
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@emirainbows
The Em
2 years
Girl who has to warn everyone she meets how gassy she is
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@emirainbows
The Em
10 months
Burping really is one of the sexiest things someone can do
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@emirainbows
The Em
3 years
Instant loss but with weight gain Panel 1: What? You have a fat fetish? Get lost, weirdo Panel 2: MORE....HRRRNH, FOOD, BUUUUURP
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@emirainbows
The Em
2 years
Bloated moms and the farts that fill them
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@emirainbows
The Em
2 years
Sorry girls, but if a boy is cuter than you then youโ€™re obligated to become his fart filter
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The Em
4 years
Farm girl who can out-fart most of the horses in her stables
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@emirainbows
The Em
3 years
โ€œPull my finger,โ€ she says, already actively farting
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@emirainbows
The Em
4 years
you see a cute femboy walking in front of you, and then you start to smell something curious as the seat of his pants expand before you know it youโ€™re stuck downwind of a cute stinky diaper pooping femboy as he casually loads his padding in public
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@emirainbows
The Em
2 years
It goes BBW->SSBBW->USSBBW->The Legendary Super SSBBW->SSBBW2->SSBBW3->SSBBW God->SSBBW God SSBBW
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@emirainbows
The Em
1 year
Girl who fills the room with the scent of her swampass when she twerks
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@emirainbows
The Em
1 year
Girls who masturbate on the toilet <3
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@emirainbows
The Em
4 years
You call it โ€œfartingโ€ I call it โ€œmaking room for more cum.โ€ We are not the same.
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The Em
1 year
Chubby milf who keeps insisting on cuddling you despite the fact that she really smells
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@emirainbows
The Em
2 years
Femboys making their skirts flutter with their farts
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@emirainbows
The Em
1 year
Pouring 15 liters of soda into a shortstack, shaking her up, dropping her in front of someone and then running like I just pulled the pin on a grenade
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@emirainbows
The Em
3 years
As the relationship progresses, she goes from farting on your pillow to becoming your pillow who farts
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@emirainbows
The Em
5 months
Girl who refers to her butt and/or her stomach as her โ€œbrap factoryโ€
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@emirainbows
The Em
2 months
Feed femboys fart fuel
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@emirainbows
The Em
1 year
Burp louder. Fart harder.
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@emirainbows
The Em
4 years
thinking about how square enix probably spent hundreds of thousands, maybe even millions of dollars to animate the cloud sissification scene
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@emirainbows
The Em
3 years
bitches be like *farts for 27 minutes uninterupted*
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@emirainbows
The Em
2 years
Femboy maid who dusts your furniture with his farts
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@emirainbows
The Em
1 year
Scientifically speaking "If I keep eating like this, I'm going to be fatter than my mom!" is objectively the hottest thing a girl can say. I've run tests on this.
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@emirainbows
The Em
2 years
Okay I know Overwatch is dead because they just announced a new character whoโ€™s a fox girl and I literally havenโ€™t seen even a single piece of porn with her
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The Em
4 months
Femboy who unwinds after a long day of being cute and perfect by relaxing while letting out a bunch of huge disgusting farts
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@emirainbows
The Em
3 months
The only โ€œelevator musicโ€ I want to hear is a womanโ€™s farts
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@emirainbows
The Em
3 years
i dont want a girl who burps like a man i want a girl who burps like the disgusting fucking pig woman she is
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@emirainbows
The Em
10 months
That fart you thought was sexy actually came out of a boyโ€™s butt sorry youโ€™re a boyfart addict now
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@emirainbows
The Em
3 years
Boys who grunt when they fart ๐Ÿฅฐ ๐Ÿฅฐ ๐Ÿฅฐ
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@emirainbows
The Em
3 years
What if a girl just like...farted forever
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@emirainbows
The Em
2 years
Lady knight who needs her breastplate custom made to fit around her titties AND her massive gut
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@emirainbows
The Em
4 years
Daisy but instead of saying "hi i'm daisy" she lets out a huge 30 second belch to introduce herself
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@emirainbows
The Em
2 years
there are two types of Girls Who Stink Good: the ones who work out constantly and the ones who never do
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@emirainbows
The Em
1 year
is she really your tomboy gf if you don't smell like her sweaty ass
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@emirainbows
The Em
5 years
Pizza delivery men are the redshirts of vore
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@emirainbows
The Em
5 years
broke: cute enough to eat woke: avorable
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@emirainbows
The Em
2 years
(Flirtily) Hey you look like you burp loud as fuck
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@emirainbows
The Em
1 year
Pretty girls letting out truly disgusting belches
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@emirainbows
The Em
1 year
How would you explain "farting like a mom" to someone
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The Em
1 year
350 pounds of sweaty wobbling milf ass
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@emirainbows
The Em
2 years
*patting your head* Whoโ€™s a stinky girl? You are! Youโ€™re a stinky girl!
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@emirainbows
The Em
2 years
Smacking a galโ€™s stuffed gut expecting it to wobble but finding that sheโ€™s so fucking tightly packed with food that it just. Doesnโ€™t budge.
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@emirainbows
The Em
9 months
How about instead of smug anime girls itโ€™s smog anime girls and itโ€™s ur waifu unleashing a steamy hot cloud from her ass that blankets the surrounding area
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@emirainbows
The Em
2 years
Tomboy who thumps her chest with her fist before belching loudly
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@emirainbows
The Em
22 days
Cause of death: Tomboy farts
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@emirainbows
The Em
1 year
hot STINKY sluts who have READ HOMESTUCK
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@emirainbows
The Em
2 years
i support girls who are just massive fucking losers
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@emirainbows
The Em
4 years
Fat girls with visibly stuffed, gurgling guts whining that theyโ€™re wasting away and demanding you feed them immediately
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@emirainbows
The Em
1 year
If Blizzard knew what they were doing they would've given the Junker Queen pit stains, visible clouds of steam billowing off her, a happy trail leading to the oily pubes peaking out the top of her pants, and 1/2 of her voice lines would be about how long its been since she bathed
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The Em
4 years
Belly groping: ๐Ÿ‘Œ Belly fucking: ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ
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The Em
1 year
When a goth girl farts she is simply expelling the excess darkness in her heart
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@emirainbows
The Em
4 months
Fart fetishes are going to be mainstream by 2027
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The Em
6 months
Gigantic fat sweaty boy ass
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The Em
4 years
Girls who get off to their own gas
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@emirainbows
The Em
4 years
Farting while spooning is ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ
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