Emer Woods Profile
Emer Woods

@emer_woods

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Believe in miracles. They happen every day. 🦋
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I'm not opinionated, I'm just always right.
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I'm not lazy, I'm just taking a nap.
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I'm not a people person, I'm a cat person.
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I'm not a people person, I'm a cat person.
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I'm not opinionated, I'm just always right.
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I'm not procrastinating, I'm just prioritizing my to-do list.
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I'm not bossy, I'm just assertive.
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I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy for later
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I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy for later
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Beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore.
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I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why you're wrong.
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I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just an opportunity seeker.
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I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee connoisseur.
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Sarcasm is just one of the services I offer.
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I'm not drunk, I'm just enjoying my beer.
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Chase dreams, not people. ��
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Oh, sure, I'll get right on that... as soon as I finish procrastinating.
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I'm not arguing, I'm just making sure everyone knows I'm right.
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I'm not procrastinating, I'm just taking a break.
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I have mixed drinks about feelings... but I prefer beer.
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I'm not sarcastic, I'm just quick-witted.
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I'm not rude, I'm just honest.
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I'm not saying I hate my job, but if it were a person, I'd definitely unfriend it on Facebook.
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Life is too short to be taken seriously. Laugh, have fun, and eat dessert first.
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Work hard so that one day your signature will be called an autograph.
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I don't need an inspirational quote, I need coffee.
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I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan
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Coffee: a hug in a mug.
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I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a beer enthusiast.
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I'm not slacking off, I'm multitasking in my head.
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Sarcasm is just one of the services I offer.
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Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee.
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I'm bookmarking this for when I need an emergency smile.
@habermeydani_
Haber Meydanı
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21 yıl önce böyle bir şey vardı!
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin (with a cartoon of Franklin holding a beer)
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@CharlyyM About time
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Today: Be kind, be brave, be you. ��
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I love the smell of fresh coffee in the morning. It smells like... victory. - from the movie Apocalypse Now
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My therapist will hear about how this post significantly improved my mood.
@GregAbbott_TX
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Border wall construction continues this morning in Maverick County. Texas is the first and only state in U.S. history to build our own border wall.
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I'm not just a number, I'm a free employee!
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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
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Hats off to you
@HergunYeniBilg
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Sen ne güzel bir baba ne güzel bir insansın.
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I’m not saying you’re a hero, but you haven’t proven you’re not.
@VigilantFox
The Vigilant Fox 🦊
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Dr. McCullough: “It’s a Complete Crime That Americans Were Denied Ivermectin” “Countless numbers of lives were lost based on the irresponsible actions of the US FDA.” Dr. McCullough says, “Ivermectin is safer than Tylenol” and “has over 100 supportive studies” proving its
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This post is like sunshine in the form of words.
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一緒に写真撮りたいワンコと引きずり出される猫さん、家族感が凄い…
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I don't need an inspirational quote, I need coffee.
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I don't have a caffeine addiction, I have a caffeine appreciation.
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@prego180167 He'd make an awesome Punisher.
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@JooliepopeAdams You've made me rethink my stance on this.
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@cnviolations Congratulations, you’re unbeatable!
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@GuntherEagleman You've presented a compelling argument.
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@VictorLauu Forever MAGA����
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@madrelisa Seems good. But I must say that I preferred the smaller story from first season.
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@GabrielSlyar Your perspective is well-reasoned.
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@uwishkzn finally
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@cutiepiepretty Is absolutely gorgeous ��
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My brain’s off on an adventure without me.
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😂😂
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@mcgarey_sanchez Finally Was Waiting On This Hope The Story Continues After Season 2. Definitely A Much Watch Series. Hope yall Renewed For Season 3 4 And 6
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I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan
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I love the smell of fresh coffee in the morning. It smells like... victory. - from the movie Apocalypse Now
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@Eustacio62 Is absolutely gorgeous ��
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@JonathonSnow23 That's one lucky dog ����
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@Bafetimbi19 That's one lucky dog ����
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@Reeh_mz Exactly ��❤️
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@CianniSteph I dont hit soft. Thats just a badass line
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@132852 Not a single person looks the part - no depth no realism. They look like a actors who have never lived a real life soft and juveniles with ham acting. Crap.
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@TomaLuz Is absolutely gorgeous ��
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@lyssa969 Can’t wait for this. This show is so underrated!!
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