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arielle

@ellycelly

2 months

#Canucks nation, it wouldn’t be a Canucks Column if I didn’t make fun of Captain Lexapro at least once.

Offside News 🏳️‍🌈

@offsidenewsco

2 months

"...The Vancouver Canucks power play was resurrected like Jesus on the third day, though not quite in time for Easter. Better late than never." Read our breakdown of the #Canucks recent play and off-ice hilarity here:

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@ellycelly

11 months

HUGH GRANT JUST WHAT NOW??

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@ellycelly

11 months

actors leaving an active movie premiere to join the picket line is something that I hope goes in history books. don’t let the studios win. they are actively withholding livelihoods from artists and manipulating the streaming system for their own financial gain and no one else’s.

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@ellycelly

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This is diabolical.

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@ellycelly

1 year

it’s amazing that there is one sitcom on television that shows the people of Philadelphia being wholesome and celebrating community and one sitcom that shows the people of Philadelphia to be the most depraved and deranged people alive

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@ellycelly

2 years

btw if I was a mildly popular influencer and my husband cheated on me and then a month later SNL was doing a sketch about it I think I would do something violent

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@ellycelly

3 years

the English department:

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@ellycelly

3 months

I know Emma Stone won her two best actress oscars for critically acclaimed films but she should have won one for this line read alone

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@ellycelly

1 year

Greta Gerwig getting her former Barnard classmate Kate McKinnon to hold up a Birkenstock in Barbie is the most lesbian thing I have ever seen

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@ellycelly

2 years

girls on their way to class 20 minutes late with a cold brew and three books they’ve never read in their tote bag

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@ellycelly

2 years

this is how Funny Girl is going to have to communicate with Lea Michele

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@ellycelly

2 years

Zooey Deschanel and Jake Johnson should be imprisoned for the amount of chemistry they had in new girl

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@ellycelly

1 month

Fuck it, I’m writing the hockey romance novel where you fall for the person inside the Gritty suit.

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@ellycelly

5 months

connor's wedding was like maybe the last great piece of event television we'll ever have. everyone tuned in at the same time to be completely rattled to their core. i sat on my couch in silence for hours. i genuinely think it took me a week to be normal after that episode of tv.

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@ellycelly

3 years

Therapy: expensive The LGBT SNL cast members and host Dan Levy telling us it gets better: free

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@ellycelly

2 years

support female directors! that said, how the fuck did Bill Hader not win for directing

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@ellycelly

2 years

put them in an arena hunger games style and they’ll just be so nice to each other until someone wins

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@ellycelly

2 years

John Mulaney hosting SNL is like Christmas for anyone who remotely enjoys musical theatre

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@ellycelly

3 months

The Jaromir Jagr bobblehead thieves were taunting the Pittsburgh Penguins executives like the Zodiac killer I am in TEARS.

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@ellycelly

1 month

baby Auston Marner Bieber coming later this year

Pop Base

@PopBase

1 month

Hailey and Justin Bieber are expecting their first child together.

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@ellycelly

2 years

Always Sunny podcast promoting Betterhelp…nothing is funnier than Glenn Howerton telling me to go to therapy like no you first

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@ellycelly

1 month

Jim Montgomery has entered the work room

Sportsnet

@Sportsnet

1 month

Jim Montgomery had some thoughts about Mason Lohrei's penalty. 🏊

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@ellycelly

4 months

I honest to god hope the person inside Gritty makes one million dollars a year

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@ellycelly

3 years

she found these people on Craigslist

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@tomshivs

3 years

shiv in this scene ☹️☹️☹️☹️

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@ellycelly

5 months

Bills fans at the tailgate:

Marlee Tuskes

@MarleeTuskesTV

5 months

The Erie County Sheriff’s Office is putting a pin in any plans involving the pit, announcing there will be additional security at the construction site on game days, including tomorrow’s Divisional playoff game against KC. Details:

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@ellycelly

3 years

This Suicide Squad trailer has EVERYTHING...a movie letting Idris Elba use his actual accent, more Margot Robbie, Pete Davidson in Crocs, Peter Capaldi being bald,

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@ellycelly

2 months

Imagine you’re in Nashville and you see the Captain of the Vancouver Canucks on a scooter and then you immediately pass out from being hit in the head by a chair thrown off a balcony by Morgan Wallen

Rahim Habib

@rahim_habib

2 months

@copperleaf22 Totally haha

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@ellycelly

30 days

I can’t believe in just a few days I’m going to get to watch Matthew Tkachuk and Matt Rempe start biting each other. The beautiful game.

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@ellycelly

2 years

Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plemons:

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@ellycelly

2 months

Are the Arizona Coyotes supposed to play the Vancouver Canucks tonight and just pretend that they aren’t about to be sold to the Mormons for $5 and a dream

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@ellycelly

2 years

The Kendall Roy-ification of John Mulaney

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@ellycelly

11 months

WRITERS AND ACTORS SHOULD BE ABLE TO AFFORD TO LIVE BECAUSE WE NEED ART TO SURVIVE. HOPE THIS HELPS.

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@ellycelly

1 year

this paragraph right here. it feels exactly like it does to get that call about a loved one- it feels like sudden immobility while everything around you keeps turning, and you still have to think on your feet. the entire episode just absolutely nails that feeling.

Kathryn VanArendonk

@kvanaren

1 year

this is about the incredible feat of making inevitability into a shock, and what exactly about this being episode three feels so destabilizing

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@ellycelly

5 months

how do I explain to people that aren’t into figure skating or hockey how important this is. this is like if Taylor Swift and Harry Styles had gotten married in 2013. does that make sense.

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@ellycelly

2 months

Finally Leafs extension discourse that I can participate in without going on CapFriendly

Amelia ౨ৎ

@playboystyless

2 months

I love the jackets but i’m looking at the worst extensions I’ve ever seen in my life 😭

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@ellycelly

3 months

“stop calling hockey players endearing names, they’re grown men playing a contact sport” ummm okay would be a lot easier if their gloves didn’t make them look like they have silly little cat paws but here we are so?

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@ellycelly

2 years

I don’t care about award shows except for when things I like are winning. hope this helps

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@ellycelly

8 months

I love when little moments like this happen in games because like. Jack Hughes was 2 years old when Fleury played his first NHL game 😭

alexis ☾

@23FITZAMOBI

8 months

gossiping mid game

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@ellycelly

4 months

You think this is a joke but Ryan Reaves was drafted to the WHL the year that Matt Rempe was born

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@ellycelly

4 months

Matt Rempe and Ryan Reaves

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@ellycelly

3 months

Everyone treats Connor Bedard like Harry Potter because instead of going to Hogwarts that poor kid got sent to the NHL’s proverbial cupboard under the stairs that is Chicago

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@ellycelly

2 months

The Ancient Texts

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@ellycelly

4 months

Quinn and Jack had a blow up fight like all sisters do on vacation so he went home early

New Jersey Devils

@NJDevils

4 months

#NEWS : Jack went home to Jersey last night after participating in Thursday’s draft and Friday’s media hits. He was extremely honored to be a part of All-Star Weekend, especially sharing it with his brother. He’s really close to returning and wanted to get back so he could

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@ellycelly

4 months

one direction fans in the early 2010s truly shaped the monstrosity that is fan culture in todays day and age. you just had to be there to truly understand

annabelle :3

@oomfabelle

10 months

That one time one direction stans hacked airport security cameras to watch them just like. Sit

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@ellycelly

21 days

hey girl are you a goalie because I want to interfere with your crease or something I’m sorry they never clarified what it means

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@ellycelly

7 months

tonight was tkachukmania. next week is the hugheslympics. prepare thyselves.

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@ellycelly

4 months

Summary of all star weekend: Auston Matthews: feeling silly William Nylander: FEELING SILLYYYY Quinn Hughes: I Am Experiencing Flashbacks From The London Tuberculosis Crisis Of 1891 When I Was But A Mere Chimney Sweep

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@NHL

4 months

The flex at the end. 😂🎤 #NHLAllStar

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@ellycelly

11 months

“women only like hockey because the players are hot” is an insane take for misogynists to have when half of the NHL looks like their parents are first cousins

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@ellycelly

5 months

scoring your first nhl goal against a guy who used to bathe you as a child has to be in the nepo baby hall of fame

Johnny Resendiz

@Johnnyresendizz

5 months

Here's some hilarious stories Brendan Brisson shared of growing up around Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin when he was just four years old (feel old yet?) Crazy to think he scored his first NHL goal against guys he's known since childhood. #VegasBorn

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@ellycelly

2 years

Tina Fey and Michael Che reading update jokes to just Tom Hanks, Kenan Thompson, and Paul Rudd feels like I’m just watching funny people hang out

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@ellycelly

11 months

this is the MOST sibling thing I’ve ever seen. you can be winning the idgaf war until your brother is about to do something better than you and suddenly you’re fighting for your life out of spite

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@ellycelly

3 months

the NHL trade deadline so far

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@ellycelly

7 months

if they were sisters there would have been a murder at centre ice I can tell you that much

Sportsnet

@Sportsnet

7 months

The Tkachuk bros exchange some words 🍿

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@ellycelly

2 years

eternally grateful that they let him keep his hair

Arian Moayed

@ArianMoayed

2 years

Tomorrow. Todd and Anna! @netflix #InventingAnna @shondaland #JuliaGarner

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@ellycelly

2 years

HBO co-opted Sundays from the church

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@ellycelly

1 year

I watch ted lasso because it’s a beautiful fictional universe in which men are Nice and also go to and enjoy therapy

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@ellycelly

5 months

Quinn Hughes talking to Conor Garland like a dad after a fight with his teenage daughter

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@ellycelly

1 year

Tom Glynn-Carney and Olivia Cooke when they got to the HOTD table read:

arielle

@ellycelly

1 year

happy birthday Olivia Cooke it will never not be funny that the actor they cast to play your son is the same age as you

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@ellycelly

8 months

happy birthday Quinn Hughes the emptiness behind your eyes appears like you have seen incomprehisble things far beyond your 24 years

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@ellycelly

3 months

Extremely elated at the idea that the NHL could someday possibly be haunted by a third generation Tkachuk brother. They’re like the Kennedys of pissing people off

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@ellycelly

3 months

And unto us another Tkachuk is born

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@ellycelly

4 months

This makes it look like a domino effect where Matthew Knies’ birth was a direct result of Al Capone’s tax evasion conviction

katie

@itsmitchmarney

4 months

this is the most insane hockey graphic I’ve seen on a Leafs broadcast in a minute

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@ellycelly

7 months

the more angles we get of Matthew Tkachuk looking like this in the box the funnier it gets

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@ellycelly

5 months

travis dermott scoring for the first time in a year on his former team on their pride night after being the first player to openly defy the pride ban. you cannot make this up

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@ellycelly

3 months

if I was a player and got traded to Philadelphia I would be hooting and hollering for joy because I could get to meet gritty irl. regardless of what tf is going on the ice I would just be like I’M GOING TO BE WITH GRITTY THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY CAREER

Gritty

@GrittyNHL

3 months

gold is nice but friendship is 4ever

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@ellycelly

2 years

whether the reviews of Funny Girl were fair or not can we talk about the fatphobia and harassment Beanie Feldstein has been a victim of for months because you cannot tell me any of this was a ‘normal’ reaction to a miscast role

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@ellycelly

6 months

quinn hughes is experiencing horrors beyond manmade comprehension again. we are so back

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@ellycelly

4 months

Vancouver Canucks captain investigated for fraud (real)

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@ellycelly

1 month

The Dallas Stars are a beautiful story of a handful of single fathers adopting sons late in life and it somehow working out for them. And Tyler Seguin is Uncle Jesse

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@ellycelly

4 months

After many hours of hard work and peer-reviewed research I have my answer

Dylan

@PowellAnalytics

4 months

Name an athlete who, if you heard they survived an unarmed encounter with a grizzly bear, wouldn't surprise you.

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@ellycelly

6 months

something about watching women’s hockey with women’s broadcasters and so many women out there watching and supporting makes me feel like this is going to be a great year. women I love you so much.

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@ellycelly

2 years

Olivia Wilde is out there somewhere rn thanking the lord that someone else’s workplace/divorce drama distracted everyone from whatever the hell she’s got going on

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@ellycelly

2 months

I’m still earth crushingly angry that Mat Barzal looks like THAT and is from British Columbia and he chose to become a renowned hockey player instead of a main cast member in a CW show. Brother, you hired the wrong kind of agent.

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@ellycelly

1 month

the hockey gods are leaders in gender equality. they screw over all toronto sports in an equitable manner

PWHL Toronto

@PWHL_Toronto

1 month

An update on forward Natalie Spooner. 📰

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@ellycelly

5 months

this is not a joke

arielle

@ellycelly

5 months

Most team's social media marketing strategy: play the newlywed game! want to do a drawing challenge? Toronto Maple Leafs: we can't trade them so we sent Max Domi and Ryan Reaves into the woods

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@ellycelly

11 months

with no context this kinda looks like Brady Tkachuk married Quinn Hughes

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@ellycelly

2 years

if Pete Davidson started rapping outside of SNL sketches I would support him unequivocally

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@ellycelly

3 years

well. just saw from scratch by John Mulaney

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@ellycelly

4 months

WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS TO QUINN HUGHES’ WIKIPEDIA

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@ellycelly

4 months

Vancouver Canucks captain investigated for fraud (real)

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@ellycelly

2 months

I bring a kind of Robin Scherbatsky energy to the function.

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@ellycelly

11 months

Barbie gf Oppenheimer bf

keya (the hockey. girl)

@ECHLhAHLic

11 months

explain barbieheimer in hockey terms

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@ellycelly

4 months

Getting live updates on Jamie Drysdale’s moving process like it’s the Dominos pizza tracker

Haley Taylor Simon

@Haleytsimon

4 months

Drysdale did tell me that his bed frame is coming in today (he hopes it does.) he will finally have a put together bed. He thought the interest in his bed from the fans was funny.

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@ellycelly

2 months

Quinn Hughes after playing game 4

Jeff Paterson

@patersonjeff

2 months

#Canucks Quinn Hughes in good spirits this morning. Says he feels good and adds Preds just doing their job checking him. But says he’s having fun getting full playoff experience after only having the bubble as a baseline

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@ellycelly

8 months

we need a guy whose fav celly is just a triple axel. I need to watch you score and immediately fly through the air like Tonya Harding

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@ellycelly

9 months

auston matthews it’s time to lip sync for your life

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@ellycelly

5 months

full on making out with my goalie

y - goose ☻︎

@keyshuii

5 months

what would your celly be?

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@ellycelly

1 year

I don’t know why this feels disingenuous compared to all the other great locker room ensemble conversations (maybe it’s how they’re handling the female characters this season in general) but this just feels like a scene that would’ve been in Glee ten years ago.

lulo | RHAENYRA 🏴

@mishajackles

1 year

the team talking about women being public exposed without their consent was so important !!! isaac, sam, jamie and dani have my heart forever #tedlasso #tedlassospoilers

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@ellycelly

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thank you dallas I owe you my life

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@ellycelly

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@ellycelly

8 months

not a single person woke up today and thought “I wonder what the NHL’s New Jersey Devils have to say about conflict in the Israel-Palestine region. Their silence is deafening” and yet here we are

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@NJDevils

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@ellycelly

2 years

broke down crying when Kate McKinnon left 30 Rock as an SNL cast member for the last time. doing super fine and normal emotionally.

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@ellycelly

2 months

This has been an amazing game between Brock Boeser and the entire city of Nashville

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@ellycelly

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brady tkachuk out here catching strays on a tuesday

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@ellycelly

5 months

matthew mcfadyen had the emmy in the bag the second i heard “you have hurt me more than you could possibly imagine.” for a show that dealt so much in eccentric wordplay, the most plainly-worded scene in Succession is one that packs the most emotional devastation behind it.

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@ellycelly

2 months

following a sports team that isn’t in your time zone will give you the circadian rhythm of a frat kid living on junior chickens and four lokos

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@ellycelly

2 years

Billie Eilish looked Seth Meyers square in the eyes and called Daniel Craig a dilf she really is just one of us

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@ellycelly

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Edmonton fans when they see Quinn Hughes, world class defenceman, also a guy who looks like he’s always remembering he just left the oven on.

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@ellycelly

6 months

Tavares and Crosby fighting is killing me. I thought they banned resident on resident violence in retirement homes.

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@ellycelly

2 months

Yeah?

Toronto Maple Leafs

@MapleLeafs

2 months

STYYYYYYYYYYLEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!

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@ellycelly

5 months

It greatly annoys me when people imply that Quinn Hughes isn’t happy in Vancouver or is going to end up in New Jersey. Clearly no one saying this has ever had siblings because being a continent away from your annoying little brothers is a GIFT.

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@ellycelly

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Patrick Johnston

@risingaction

27 days

Asked Arturs Silovs post game if he wanted to chat post-game, but he looked at me with a pretty sad face and wished out ‘no, not tonight.’

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@ellycelly

2 months

Have we considered that the 23-24 ‘Nucks have a shot at a deep playoff run not because their systems are working but because they’re serving absolute c*nt at all times.

kelsylroberts

@kelsylroberts

2 months

I- 😮‍💨🫠 #Canucks

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@ellycelly

5 months

wouldn’t be a Canucks game without Quinn Hughes looking despondent

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