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Eliza Johnson

@elizjohns13

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Unapologetic conservative. Whiskey enthusiast. Sarcasm as a love language. Meet me at the range.

Joined April 2022
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I'd be so down for this! Wish they shared the ingredients, but it's gorgeous! 😋
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@EndWokeness Why does the govt defend lawbreakers above homeowners?? I'm baffled by this
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@simonateba Funny coming from him and the party that spent 4 YEARS ON A WORTHLESS TRUMP WITCHHUNT!!
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@simonateba @WhiteHouse @PressSec You're being targeted because they don't know what to do with you. Keep going, Simon!
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@simonateba Soooo he looks UP to Biden's intellect? That explains everything
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@FoxNews Why do they keep voting for her?? She needs to get the BOOT
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@charliekirk11 I think we have to give credit to Abbot for not caving on the busing and the physical barriers. They keep bullying him and he hasn't backed down. Texas Proud!!
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@simonateba Open the border Close the energy sources Anyone else have a problem with this plan?
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@elonmusk Joe "Insane" Biden
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@charliekirk11 If someone lost/deleted significant (live) data at any tech company I've worked for, they would be fired and possibly prosecuted if it was negligent or intentional. Absolutely inexcusable! Fullest. Extent. Of. The. Law.
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@dbongino He's backed himself into a lose/lose situation!! Texas proud!!
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@MarioNawfal DC doesn't represent the people
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@FoxNews Wait, so Hamas.... LIES? No way 🤔
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@TheBabylonBee That's a pretty good translation of what they said I hope their student applications and donor funds dry up
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@simonateba The last thing you said... BINGO!
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@simonateba It makes me believe he's been right all along. 100% vote for TRUMP!!
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@simonateba They forgot which country they were sent to defend!! Close. The. Border.
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@simonateba When does she face election interference charges???
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@nypost Plus $100 per checked bag $95 per carry on $85 if you have to use the restroom...
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@catturd2 Gee wizzz!!! 🤣🤣🤣
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@simonateba We've seen the videos, so they can stop pretending this was anything other than political
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@VigilantFox "Holy cow" I see what you did there! 🤣
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@BillMelugin_ @mtgreenee They are worthless. Every last one of them. Drain. The. Swamp. 🐊
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@Riley_Gaines_ @RITtigers So Title IX isn't a thing anymore? Where are the feminists?
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@ClownWorld_ This only stops if they arrest, charge, convict, and sentence these clowns!!!
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@simonateba COMPLETELY OUTRAGEOUS GOVERNMENT OVERREACHING Get ready, folks...
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@CollinRugg More evidence it's not about justice - it's about harassing Trump
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@RubinReport Liar can't do anything else. It's in his DNA
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@iamyesyouareno Is it propaganda if it's true?
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@ClownWorld_ And they want their college debt forgiven 🙄
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@EndWokeness Didn't happen? Do they own books? Have they not seen photos? Do they travel at all? Make education a thing again
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@TheLeoTerrell @GovRonDeSantis @GavinNewsom I think Newsom should do his own job before he tries to battle a governor who's getting it done for Florida
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@simonateba @Mike_Pence Will We the People ever trust any of them again? I doubt it. They are all swampy
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@kylenabecker Biden can only win by cheating
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@catturd2 Israel said from the jump that this was a false story, but MSM won't be honest
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@simonateba @NikkiHaley @realDonaldTrump If she thinks it's about the $83M, she's part of the problem
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@simonateba Absolute travesty of justice!
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@simonateba Great history lesson. US needs to buckle up for 2024 - unintended consequences incoming 😱
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@reddit_lies When you try to win an argument by silencing the other side, nothing good comes of it
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@dbongino I couldn't have said it better!! Born and raised in NY, but I got to TX in my 20s and never looked back!! Be safe and keep speaking for those who feel they don't have a voice! 😊
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@JonathanTurley NY is officially CLOSED FOR BUSINESS!!
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@simonateba @cvpayne Calling people MAGA extremists is so odd since there's nothing extreme about a large percent of the nation that wants American greatness
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@WallStreetSilv The US is going under hard and fast
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@simonateba @elonmusk @JoeBiden @WhiteHouse The left can't figure out what to do with Elon!! I'm so here for it!!
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@MarioNawfal Scientists... You mean those guys that told us to social distance and wear masks?
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@simonateba Script because he couldn't handle an interview It's. Over.
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@TRHLofficial Love this!! Super Mom!! ❤ When I was 40 and pregnant, they tried to get me to get amnio - which carries risk of miscarriage Me: What will you tell me that is urgent that sonogram will not catch? Them: Downs... Me: Stop right there. Termination is not an option.
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@simonateba You had me at "Biden successfully boards ..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@simonateba We're going to stand with AMERICA FIRST Close the border!!!
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@simonateba What young man asks him for marital advice? Lost me there
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@EndWokeness They set him up. He's out. Now to end Harris
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@CollinRugg Probably saved many lives while risking his own. Hero indeed!
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@MarioNawfal Get an ID. It's not complicated and helps prevent CHEATING
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@Rainmaker1973 Based on the way my bags come back, I think it's more like this
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@Riley_Gaines_ Absolutely outrageous!! Women's sports are being destroyed by MEN!
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@catturd2 Let's hope House holds firm!!
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@libsoftiktok Arrest Deport Close the border Done!!
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@alx Freedom is terrifying to tyrants
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@dbongino I wish they'd pull her - she's so annoying to watch. I'd prefer Harold Ford Jr any day
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@simonateba If they don't prosecute Biden, they can't prosecute this
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@kylenabecker How about we call him "Capt Poopypants"??
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@dbongino He couldn't find the truth with a map and a flashlight 🙄
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@DC_Draino @mcuban Prioritizing anything above skill degrades business output
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@iamyesyouareno No respect for history. It's all about ideology
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@ElonMuskAOC @elonmusk @JTLonsdale Gemini is just revealing what we already knew was a systemic problem
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@RealKCChiefs This story just keeps getting better 🍿
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@simonateba Her refusal to be honest is the exact reason we don't trust her. Boot her!!
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@kylenabecker This is why the people love him!! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
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@ClownWorld_ Said someone who probably doesn't realize that applies to her stuff too 🤣🤣🤣
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@simonateba @israhirsi @IlhanMN @Columbia Free speech does not make you free from the consequences.
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@JonathanTurley This was an epic clapback!! Riley is brilliant
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@simonateba Biden EXPLODES!! Who has to change his diaper?
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@KanekoaTheGreat They're so angry at Trump it's insane. Bankrupt NY
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@shellenberger If we don't stop this crp now, we won't be able to later. We the People need to be solidly outraged and take action.
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@simonateba @NikkiHaley When your losing, just claim that you're actually winning and the other guys are scared 🤣🤣🤣
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@libsoftiktok So adults will still pay taxes that in part fund their kids' education, but their kids get nothing. Does this make sense to you?
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@JonathanTurley The fact that justices are installed based on leaning in either direction is beyond disturbing
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@dbongino He has done more harm than any president in history
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@MattWalshBlog Sadly, as a breed, they are statistically the most lethal/dangerous. They are not covered under most homeowners' insurance for a reason
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@charliekirk11 Funny how that works. Actively hate people and they kinda dont want to do what you want them to
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@ClownWorld_ Bikes should have yielded
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@CollinRugg Biden has no winning play at this point. He loses no matter what!! Texas Proud!!
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@VigilantFox I agree with Maher again?? Well sht!!
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@simonateba When do we investigate the investigators for election interference?
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@kylenabecker This is all beyond outrageous election interference. When will someone pay for this?
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@simonateba He's so smart and so gentle in tone! He seems like a great man!
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@kylenabecker Headed to civil war and strangely it appears to be north against the south again
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@nypost And we wonder why we have a runaway crime problem Absolutely outrageous
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@SethDillon To Do List for This Weekend 1. X Premium Subscription 2. Research and boycott all things Disney 3. Hit the range!
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@DC_Draino Dump Ronna Elect Trump Secure the Border Drill Baby Drill LFG!!
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@simonateba When you are caught, call the other guy racist. Usually works
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@simonateba Biden EXPLODES Like he has the strength 😂
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@rustyrockets Still waiting for the apologies for all the lives and livelihoods they destroyed 😡
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@simonateba ...and why is he starting to make sense 🤔
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@simonateba "deaths that are related to Clintons" - fixed it
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@ClownWorld_ If you did, you could never fire her without having a lawsuit on your hands. Too risky
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@nypost Sucks to get your face on that cover 🙄
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@simonateba @NYCMayor This whole story just doesn't pass the sniff test.
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@benonwine Absolutely!! Benefits are meant for people who NEED, not people who GREED
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@simonateba @elonmusk @lindayaX @X The opposition is finding every way possible to silence voices.
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