Eliot @EliotETC Twitter profile

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Very glad I don't live somewhere like China or Cuba and instead live in a country founded on DEMOCRACY where most laws are decided on by a council of unelected wizards doing seances to ask the ghost of Thomas Jefferson what he thinks

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The mayor of North Pole, Alaska is a man who legally changed his name to Santa Claus, looks exactly like Santa Claus, and is also a big Bernie/M4A guy. He's now running for Congress against Sarah Palin.

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4 years

lol Andrew Yang promised to only endorse a candidate who got behind UBI and he just endorsed Joe Biden. None of these people believe in anything.

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The funniest 44 billion dollar purchase in human history

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2 years

Great idea!

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Twitter’s current lords & peasants system for who has or doesn’t have a blue checkmark is bullshit. Power to the people! Blue for $8/month.

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@MikeSington were you under the impression they were actually smoking and de-boning ribs back there

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2 years

This website will not exist in two years

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4 years

it's still happening even if the news isn't covering it

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VIDEO: Listen to me yell “I’m press” at officers as they started to use pepper spray on demonstrators. They sprayed me in my face and covered my phone. Shortly after, I was thrown to ground my an officer I bumped into.

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Punting relaunch of Blue Verified to November 29th to make sure that it is rock solid

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2 years

lmao fucking christ our entire government is in the hands of Facebook uncles

Justice Thomas cites claim that Covid vaccines are made with cells from 'aborted children'

Thomas cited the claim in a dissent to the Supreme Court’s refusal to take up a challenge by health care workers who opposed New York's vaccine mandate on religious grounds.

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1 year

Damn he's literally just suspending every journalist who covers him. Real free speech king lol.

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4 years

Honestly never occurred to me how much this shit must annoy the people who actually coined the term

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𝓢𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓪𝔀 𝔹𝔼𝔸𝕌𝕋𝕐 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝔻𝔸ℝ𝕂ℕ𝔼𝕊𝕊 𝓗𝓮 𝓼𝓪𝔀 𝔻𝔸ℝ𝕂ℕ𝔼𝕊𝕊 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝔹𝔼𝔸𝕌𝕋𝕐

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3 years

me and the boys when the ivermectin hits

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@BillCosby (tweeted by my wife because I'm in jail for rape)

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@prettycritical @RafiLetzter This woman hates working class people

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4 years

man this is like when Jefferson and Adams both went down on the same 4th of july

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9 months

@BirdRespecter There's a great infinite money hack for Canadians in the comments

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5 years

@nypost I say this as someone who doesn't even like Disneyland: Shut the fuck up and let people enjoy things you killjoy sad sack of shit.

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1 year

all these new verified users

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@catturd2 i bet the libs would be so owned if you just left the gas on 24/7, that would be so epic

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2 years

Extremely funny to complain that advertisers are abandoning you because of activist pressure and then block an actual advertiser who very politely tells you that's not actually true

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2 years

@GeorgeTrizzle Um no I just asked him about that on my Ouija board and he said they got everything right in 1789

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1 year

The more I research the more convinced I am that JFK did not die of natural causes

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2 years

jesus fucking christ

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1 year

@JustinRoiland Ok. What about the whole "sexting teenagers" thing though man

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2 years

'norms' perverts lose their damn minds when you point out all the myriad ways our country's entire foundation is basically a beta test, but it's true and you should say it

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5 years

@adamconover Meanwhile while this was happening, everyone who actually understood the internet was begging and pleading with executives to please understand that there was no fucking way in hell those 900 million views you just got in 24 hours were real and being laughed out of the room

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4 years

@larrydavidsson this mf eating beans

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6 years

I BELIEVE THAT INFINITY GAUNTLET BELONGS TO MISTER GILMORE

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3 years

In 2015 a poll found that 30% of R voters and 19% of D voters were in favor of bombing Agrabah, the fictional city from Aladdin

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3 years

2021 already off to a great start

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Fake teen doctor arrested for fraud again in Palm Beach County

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6 years

I got married AYOOO WHAAAT

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2 years

What if he hid stuff in Ivana's coffin lol

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3 years

i don't wanna hear another word about "law and order" and "backing the blue" from these ghouls ever again

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1 year

Most guys who wanna pay a fortune to be constantly told they're wrong just get married heyooo comedy is legal again

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victory in the marketplace of ideas

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2 years

🥂🍾🏠

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@elonmusk isn't that what you did for 6 straight months before owning it

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4 years

@CTVNews what did they cover these two with

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3 years

get fucked pig

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5 years

@_brylealangley Brylea the thing you're describing is being a mom

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2 years

@robrousseau oh man i looked into this stuff a long time ago and it's basically some weird russian patent troll operation with concept videos for literally dozens of similarly stupid ideas

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3 years

It's official. Just gotta give this poor guy the best final 10 days on earth that we can.

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3 years

It's official: YouTube considers telling people not to take horse medicine to be medical misinformation.

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3 years

fuck

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3 years

oh HELLO

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4 years

It's been 5 years since this pivotal moment in men's fashion

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@MattGrippi When you make your political identity 90% just being a fucking asshole and then get mad that people don't like being around assholes

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@MrMeeseeks86 @BillCosby Literally it's Cosby's wife running his Twitter while he's in prison

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@merrittk @HazelMonforton Wait til you find out all citrus varieties come from just three fruits

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oh my god

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3 years

Thanks I fucking hate it

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4 years

Lol are you kidding me

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@prageru Pay back the PPP loan then, freeloader

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@jkmb took me way too long to realize it's a klezmer(?) version of Toxic and not just random noise

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5 years

@ABC Do we really need those eyes on the sides of the picture

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2 years

Every limp dick with a gun for a personality just got the green light to go play hero any time there's a protest, great country, god bless america

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4 years

hahaha wtf it's a bunch of clips of legit news outlets then at 0:40 it's our dumb asses

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There’s only one news story that everyone’s talking about this week. Watch The Russell Howard Hour tonight at 10pm on Sky One.

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2 years

I'm not allowed to say how I got this, but here's something

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3 years

three years ago today

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1 year

nvidia broadcast eye contact feature has a sweet spot and if your gaze is just outside that sweet spot it makes you just look back and forth constantly in the creepiest way. (i'm looking at OBS this entire time)

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This is all the Joker movie's fault you know right

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3 years

Talked about it a bunch over the years but it's still kinda nuts how lucky it was that @rickyftw and I literally got ASSIGNED together and just happened to have such a similar philosophy on so much stuff despite neither of us actually having been on camera much. Genuinely blessed

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It's gonna be so funny when other countries start banning Americans from entering

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The "wearing a mask is unhealthy because it cuts off oxygen so you're just breathing in CO2" conservative talking point is so funny. Surgeons wear that shit for 12 hour surgeries, I think you can handle 40 minutes at Vons, lady.

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Man this Andrew Callahan me too shit is so disappointing

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3 years

The CDC can CDeeznuts

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@killthenoise @tomorrowland @Modestep @SHAQ This post has been a roller coaster. "Is that really Shaq? What's Shaq doing at an edm festival? Oh, Shaq's actually doing a set there. OH, Shaq's been DJing for a while. OHHH Shaq's been DJing since 1986."

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Mr Rittenhouse the jury hereby finds you guilty of being a little bitch

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3 years

imagine placing any trust in these people

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4 years

Hi I'm Eliot, you may know me from my work in The Washington Post

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If I were a local government concerned about looting and rioting, I would simply not murder black people for the crime of existing in the first place.

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This website will not exist in 2 years

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3 years

You hitting this?

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I'm deleting the channel

MattHadouken

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Saved you guys $300,000. Thanks for keeping me updated with the news and being entertaining at the same time! @rickyftw @EliotETC @InternetTodayTV

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can't get over how much better our new backdrop looks

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How the hell do you manage to have a worse year than fucking Bitcoin

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3 years

Committing crimes without a mask during a pandemic is dumb and hilarious, but also wearing your work ID is next level dumb and hilarious

Tre Ward ABC 7

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3 years

NEW: A Maryland company has terminated one of its employees after he was apparently captured in a picture during the mob riot in the Capitol yesterday. @wbaltv11