If “to blow” means that I will say things I don’t believe in to please people then I don’t want.
I will always live for an audience of One.
If God is not angry/displeased with my words/actions, then I’m doing just fine.
I remember say I never show my Twitter fam! Mummy’s boy don graduate!
The congratulations I have received is enough abeg😩. Ask for account details or just smile and pass 😂
I remember in secondary school up until university, girls always had “special meetings” and nobody was talking to boys. Now the boys have become men. Until we revisit our educational programs, this rubbish will continue.
1 Corinthians 15:55 KJV
[55] O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory?
We laugh even in the face of death because we know that even then our lives will have just begun.
The battle is over and you truly won.
#WisdomForever
Lol this is Ebuka MIC 😂. My younger sister even had it easier. They let her watch anything. As for me never!
My friends had all the games and I had all the tapes of Pastor Chris🤣
Atmosphere for Miracles was my entertainment 🤣
But I look back and I’m really grateful to my mum
God is actually merciful, gave this world an extra year to enjoy me. Happy Birthday to me!
Introduce someone new to my stuff and let’s not waste God’s time!😁😁
E get one wey happen for FT during Youth Alive
“Now this is a diversion in this service, if you are without your Bible, Stand Up”
“Come see boys dey buy “Bibeli Mimo” 8k for outside 😂😂
You see these two comedians
@EbukaMic
and
@I_yam_parkhage
? You have to watch them this Thursday on
@africamagictv
channel 153 at 9:30pm. They might just be the solution to your next office party, Wedding or end of year party. Thank me later. 😁
Plot Twist: What if Sanwo Olu banned bikes so that more people can enter danfo buses so that the bus fares can be higher so that the agberos can collect more money from the bus drivers so that MC Oluomo can make more money so that....
Arrrgh my head hurts 😫😫🥵
On 25th April I will join the greats like Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, Dick Gregory, Dave Chapelle, Chris Rock, Bill Burr, Kevin Hart etc.
I’m dropping my first comedy album!
During the convocation service on Saturday Morning, when Papa prayed for those that weren’t able to graduate at this time. I said that Amen from my innermost being.
I’m all for scraping NYSC and all but if the government doesn’t come up with something that can ensure that young grads go dey see steady income then Nigeria will be worse off without NYSC.
From my few months serving, that 33k dey save many lives😂
Father Lord as this result approaches let us all be World Changers oo!!
Make CDS no turn Engineering!
Make Engineering no turn Medicine!!
This one thing your son asks 🙏🙏
Tribalism is terrible mehn. I used to argue with my dad that my generation was different but Omo what have I not seen these past few days.
Educated, Uneducated, even Ministers of the Gospel, so tribalistic you’d think they were bewitched.
They know not God.
The boy has grown.
The fan base has grown.
The brand has grown.
Perfect blend of Top Notch Humour, Quality Talk and Maximum Enjoyment!!
EBUKA MIC!!!
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Lol those saying “there will always be another time” are the most hilarious.
Can a product of rigged elections now conduct free and fair ones?
Don’t be naive! If this sham stands we may not have free and fair elections for the next 20 years. If you doubt me look 20 years back.
Lol 😂
Some boys probably wore it in group. CU doesn’t like anything that resembles a union or gang/squad or association or “cult”. They know once people start banding together, their powers will fade.
I am too sure this is what happened 🤣
I don notice say girls from Royal and Regal set of CU don dey marry. I forgive them but for the rest of you!! If I don't MC your wedding!!
I promise you when the pastor asks "Is there anyone that has a reason why these two shouldn't..", I will raise my hand.
It's a threat oo!!
My dad has never really seen/watched me perform comedy. He just dey hear say I good. I was playing my album out loud yesterday, Papa Ebuka actually laughed all through🥺🥺
#LoveOrLies
All man sabi say EIE and Comedy no be good mix but God who is rich in mercy!! With His great love wherewith He has loved me!!
Na who wear shoe know were e pain am. Thank you Jesus 🙌🏻
Yesterday at the Zonal Awards of the Great Lagos Zone 5.
Top Partnering Pastors (Church Pastors/Coordinators Category)
No 45 - Myself
No 39 - My Mum 😂
Really Prophetic and Poetic! Glory to God!
The legality of that toll gate has always been questioned right from the onset, that toll gate is a fraud.
This is almost tantamount to saying the jobs of Hushpuppi’s domestic staff will be lost if he’s not released.
We have overpaid LCC for a project they haven’t even finished
It’s been 2 weeks since we released “The First and Last” on YouTube.
I’m still humbled by the reception. Lol we haven’t even done a sponsored ad yet 😂
This one has been sponsored by grace! 🙌🏻
Omo there is really no such thing as “Christian Twitter”.
Just blocks of people that probably attend the same church. When push comes to shove the divisiveness jumps at your TL.
Every pastor is draggable so far it’s not “your pastor”. Terrible.
Some 8 years ago, My friend Tobi James told me that I will be the MC at his wedding wherever he’d have it in the World.
Well it was in Ghana, he saw his bride...
First episode of this new series drops tomorrow on my YouTube Channel!! Subscribe make you no carry last!!
@rnbloti
snapped on this sign tune!
@Daisvibe
killed the beat!
@darbysimgnation
finish work for the montage!!
I remember when i would be going to chapel with some of my guys and MSS would stop them for beards and leave me. It was trying but I kept the faith. In November 2017, God came through and I was stopped by MSS for beards (strands). Now the beards have connected! Keep believing!!
I am completely innocent of the accusation made against me by Madam Portiphar. I will be taking the necessary legal steps oh I forgot I’m just a slave in this country.
Go to the secondary schools, teach the boys what it really means to be a man!! Protector!!
Teach them emotional intelligence!! Teach them say life no be cruise!!
You guys on this app make discernment either a very mysterious thing or a very natural thing.
I promise you it’s none of both.
The core of discernment is the Word of God and not feelings.
This response of “something didn’t just feel right” cannot be our basis of discernment.