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🌎A guide to earth🌎 If you see a “-“ symbol than that means a bug has been fixed or a thing has been removed or nerfed. If you see a bug “+” symbol than that means a feature has been added or a bug has been fixed. Rest of the guide in the comments
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@earthupdatestwo
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❗️🌎❗️New Update released!❗️🌎❗️ -Removed @earth_Updates
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -Yokai watch renewed for another 7 seasons and 6 waves of toys
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❗️🌎❗️New Earth Update!❗️🌎❗️ -chances of @Earth_Updates deactivating acccount has been increased by 50%. (Seriously go deactivate your account)
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@gimmickannoying Insane cope is about the owner coping
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -furry suits are £600 cheaper
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@gimmickannoying Racism go brrrr
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -trans people have a 5% quicker and better transition
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ - @Corpo_Slop is now 11% funnier
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I GOT BLOCKED BY @Earth_Updates
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Holy fucking shit I’m on reddit
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@wenwencoin @TweetsOfCats How do you even buy a fucking twitter account 💀
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🎊WE FUCKING DID IT 600+ followers🥳 To celebrate I’ll be following back anyone who comments on this post!
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💀repeating updates?
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Do I ban company accounts from earth updates two? (I will block them)
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ | 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔚𝔄ℜℑ𝔒 𝔲𝔭𝔡𝔞𝔱𝔢| +WARIO has a 9% chance of spawning in New york +WARIO now drops $60 upon elimination +buffed WARIO cheeks -removed bug that causes game crashes upon touching WARIO +WARIO will teleport players to Moscow if defeated
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -Removed spy ware
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -manny has been fucking assasinated by uncle grandpa
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -Removed OpenAI from earth and put them on the moon
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -Removed ghosts -Removed Skibidi from all platforms -Millroy Will never get his milk
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ +bones are 5cm thicker +bones are 5% stronger +calcium restores 10 health instead of 5 +skeletons now spawn with swords
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -removed temu
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -banned Epstein -nuked his poi -sent the fucking piece of shit to the deepest darkest pits of hell imaginable where he will suffer a fate worse than death. (Fuck that bitch why would anyone do such a thing to child?)
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -added zoophile hunting minigame -zoophiles are slower by 52.927% -zoophiles can he one pumped with anything
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -Removed plain cheese pizza (toppings are now required)
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@IamPhoenix_24
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ +crocodiles are 10% more friendly
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ |THE CHAINSAW UPDATE| -Temporarily Removed Sweden due to a bug that would turn people into PewDiePie +Chainsaws do 10 extra hit point damage -chainsaws require 56% less fuel +Chainsaws can be used as armour -chainsaw cost reduced by £600
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How do I tell him the games already out?
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -removed racial stereotypes +added back race switching option in main menu -banned the kkk
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❗️🌎❗️Earth update❗️🌎❗️ +added creative mode (it’s free to play unlike a certain other game)
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@gimmickannoying Now we wait for insane cope to quote this post for no good reason at all
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❗️WAVE 6❗️ Since it’s earth day I’m bringing back the profile requests. Give me an image and it may be added to the profile picture.
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -TikTok has been banned
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ +cats are 3 decibels quieter +dogs do 6 extra damage +armadillo shells are 50% harder +crabs have one extra leg
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -all people named Luigi can jump 10cm higher
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ - pink wood naturally spawns
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ +Doritos bags are now full with 99% chips -removed air from Doritos bags
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -delayed the switch 2 by another 3 years
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Hotfix❗️🌎❗️ +leaves crunch 40% louder
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -banned @HorseloverZeta from ever playing the game. (This person is a zoophile)
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ +kangaroos jump 5 meters higher -WARIO will no longer drop any moneys upon elimination +penguins can now fly +penguins have a 5 hit point damage boost
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ +noodles are 10% healthier +Noodles are 10cm longer -removed infinite noodles bug
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -banned any god damn zoophiles in existence of the entire god damn Galaxy -all zoophiles are currently burning in hell.
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When “I”? Wasn’t it an intern? 🤨
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ +melons will now drop $2 every time you break one +melons are 5cm bigger -melons no longer teleport people to Moscow
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -extended boy kissers ban
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -furrys do 99% extra damage to “Andrew tate rizzler Ohio women hating LGBTQ hating furry hating sigmas” type of people.
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -Furrys run 1.3x faster -furrys are 1.3x stronger
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -The chance to wet the bed is reduced by 14% Teal is now 8% more vibrant
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -reduced the chance of you forgetting why you opened the fridge
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -added back plain cheese pizza -pizzas give you %50 more health -Freddy fazbears pizzeria has replaced New York
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ +added the library of Alexandria back
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -Roblox listens to its community for updates now
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -every mcdonalds recipe is now public
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -chicken can now speak Portuguese
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -13% extra chance to trip on a pebble
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@gimmickannoying @The____W This comment reminds me of someone (me)
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -all plants now fight zombies -plants in Canada are at peace with zombies -peashooter damage buffed by 7%
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Who made this (I need to credit the maker)
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -Sending disgusting stuff to minors gives you a permanent ban on every earth. +Added freddy Fazbears everywhere -Removed the word sigma from the dictionary
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -Cats are 5% more fatal -cats are 5% more silent
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -McDonald’s ice cream machines actual work now instead of being broken every god damn time I try order ice cream.
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -Hating about cats will make your balls explode -cats can now spawn in desertes -cats will heal 5hp every tick when nearby -black cats now boost luck by %5
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❗️Wave 5❗️ -a bunch of new images have been added to my profile pic! Comment an image if you want it added to my profile pic.
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update ❗️🌎❗️ Tf2 real
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -underrated things are now popular
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -every Rock now has googley eyes
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -Removed the ability to die. Anybody who is already dead will immediately be upgraded to "alive" status
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ |THE TWITTER UPDATE| [PART 1] -removed spam and scam bots +added 3FA authentication -removed twitter premium +added animated profile pictures +added ability to bulk delete comments -removed ability to get money from ads for premium users
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -instead of stuttering people will just say bazinga! Example: Before: “I-I like a-anime” After: “I BAZINGA like BAZINGA anime” -raccoon damage buffed by 6 hit points -PS5s are $5 cheaper -Water bottles hold 7% more water -Dogs run 5x faster
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -Nintendo now owns the name Mario -Nintendo no longer sues random people for no reason -chips bags have 0% air in them and 100% chips
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -burgers are $2 cheaper
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SORRY GUYS I DIDNT MEAN TO POST THIS IT WAS MYBINTERN
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -banned weird reviews another gimmick account Gallen to the hands of OF girls. -banned onlyfans
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -Freddy fazbear pizzerias will now randomly spawn in Nigeria
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -Ted is now a playable charector -Ted npc boss drops mythic Ted arm upon death -Ted boss is in Mumbai
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❗️🌎❗️Earth update❗️🌎❗️ -removed himbrine
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -removed this reaction bait:
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❗️🌎❗️Earrh Update❗️🌎❗️ -Earth update: made weekdays 40% more bearable -Wheatley Is now a life long companion and a crab -everyone is legally obliged to watch Lego monke kid -Super glitch happens in real life -reduced chances of having an anxiety attack -Fortnite is a movie
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -watermelon is 5cm bigger
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Isn’t kind of odd how there’s this huge spike in followers?
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -fixed bug that sends people to Brazil -IPads are 2” bigger -skibidi toilet is now banned in 7 different states
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Hotfix❗️🌎❗️ +fixed bug that would make shower cutscenes unskippable
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❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -cake is now craftable -cake deals 3 damage to goblins if they try to eat it. -cake is now twice the size -added cakeland dlc
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1 month
❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ +trans people render distance expanded by 100 chunks
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@earthupdatestwo
3 months
❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -grass is shorter by 0.1 cm
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@earthupdatestwo
2 months
❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -fixed bug where people get sent to Hungary randomly
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@earthupdatestwo
4 months
❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -every time someone says anything related to mimic or the word "mimic" they do it in "THE MIMIIIII" voice
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@earthupdatestwo
3 months
❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -Eminem is back in London and currently drops a golden deagle upon elimination.
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@earthupdatestwo
1 month
❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -Next solar eclipse comes earlier
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@earthupdatestwo
1 month
❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -removed France for the 100th time due to an Insta kill bug
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@earthupdatestwo
4 months
❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ - @Earth_Updates has been demonetised in the twitter game mode.
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@earthupdatestwo
4 months
❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -removed Ohio -Kai cenat boss spawns at Australia now -all Irish people do 5% extra damage -increased luck when equipping iPhone item
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@earthupdatestwo
4 months
❗️🌎❗️Earth Update❗️🌎❗️ -added back Pvz 3
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@earthupdatestwo
4 months
❗️🌎❗️Earth Updates❗️🌎❗️ -Revived mort after he died at a bar for existing -mort can be equiped as an armour piece
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@earthupdatestwo
4 months
❗️Wave 6❗️ -this one took me a while to add. If you want an image added just comment on this post!
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@earthupdatestwo
4 months
❗️🌎❗️Earth Updates❗️🌎❗️ -Pokémon are now pets
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