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•Been God's greatest mistake for 19 years now •Been to hell twice, was nicer than here • lFollow for genuinely concerning schizo takes and occasional doodles

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Joined June 2016
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@ExaRocket Nah fr chess pieces are overpowered. As long as something stands in the right spot they can fucking obliterate it. Advance with the rook and take the right eye out, get the towers to fuck with it's mouth and the right bishop can insta-kill the left eye
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@ralyn_n @sab_weenuh BRUH THE WAY HE MOVES TOWARDS THE CAMERA-
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@weirdrealitymp4 idk if he's unlucky for the amount of tumors and life-threatening conditions he's had in the past few weeks or if it's because his friends are doing so many surgeries without proper anesthesia
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@Juanmoretaco123 @CursedModernism the moment where the timeline split
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@avaligaming bruh i haven't heard that many explosion sounds coming from europe since the 40's
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@OptieTheDragon @Starjeti Oh God that felt like entering a pocket dimension
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clearing what??? the casket?????
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Who's clearing?
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@lporiginalg BASED ITALIAN absolute king shit
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@TANNOKOJO I NEED TO knOw the LorE nOW
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@Shadowmist909 @duskgumi "Penace stare" Is honestly such a cool name
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@Cloudz95273021 @SeiErrado Santo Deus eu não vou aguentar kgkhjkhlj
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@shenanigansen Little did the mage know: The knight was an elf.
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@libsoftiktok jail. immediately. no trial. just jail.
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@AstroMonster312 WRISTS SO LIMP HE MIGHT ASWELL HAVE FUCKING ARTHRITIS I CAN'T IM GJ THIS KILLED ME
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@VectorShen ALL OF YOU TOUCH GRASS NOW DO IT DO IT NOW
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@libsoftiktok this gotta be satire,,, please
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@lespeb @ven0ph @WtfImgvids ya can't tell him bro he died 2 hours ago and the feds are using his account now
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@Gravantus ngl he still did a great job
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@GBT_Posting The notion that sex is a defining unit of value of a persona and it's consequences have been a disaster for mankind Based are the people who find love and make eternal promises, for they will find peace in eachother
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@MomentsTweetor please tell me it's satire please tell me it's satire
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@mazdasneed Americans stop thinking centuries old traditions they stole have to abide by their standards challenge ((iMPOSSIBLE))
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@NuclearPzn @SpaceLiminalBot you've already been there before
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He's silly :3
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@DaydreamingCat1 @TaylerUSA Technically they're doing cultural appropriation
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@azoinab gregory literally is the only character in fnaf to successfully punch an animatronic
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@MugnBeer @reddit_TLCM Tbh gotta love the way the whole of latin america stopa infighting to bully gringos
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@ReviewsPossum Microplastics?
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@kitchenfuck9 @EGirlsPostingLs how down bad does he have to be cuz honestly he looks hot he could get better jesus christ how the mighty have fallen
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@ReviewsPossum who here has that one "the writer's barely disguised fetish" image?
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@Treehugger_v2 @familyjewelsboi Insallah people will go back to being less annoying like in the 2010's aswell
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@AJ1notis you alreeady heard of "ok but can it run DOOM" now get ready for "can it run fnaf"
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@libsoftiktok casually ignores black christians
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@OnlyFanPosting2 @OnlyFansPostinL Bruh this isnt even depressing anymore this is nihilism fuel
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@DaFinalArrokuda @weirdrealitymp4 do you truly believe leaving the waking realm will impede truth from seeping through the cracks?
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@DiverstMain "Changed your heart about the hairless" It's canon. It's canon. Fellas, we won. The doomed yaoi is canon.
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@Gee2TheAitch @OrwellNGoode please the Alex jones was right jar is already overflowing
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@BlueFolf @JadeFolf I mean,,, why even have a For You page tbh, I think letting people discover eachother organically is much better
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@RetroFirearms @Pawl_Litkos_1 All latin-american countries hate eachother until its time to dunk on the gringos
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Soooo i needed to do some practice warm up sketches and i decided to make a bday gift for one of my fav artists who just so happens to be 12 days younger than me! sfnbsfb happy bday @AgentFurShadow , ya cool ass buff woofer!!!
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@Drug_taker wait, who exactly's getting swapped with whom? I Can tell greg's got CC's personality, but why is freddy swapped with monty?
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@2016christianb1 @DaFinalArrokuda @weirdrealitymp4 fool that you are, your authority in your dream realm pales in comparison to the consequences of your crimes
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@gavindwain10 @SocialNomadRach @Rimmy_Downunder Francis becomes more and more based by the hour
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@CoomersPostingL Oh, the page admin finally found out about ABDL Welcome to hell, good friend, it only gets worse from here on out. And before you ask, yes the awareness of the existence of such things torture my every move and thought
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@ProtWurmple @RealFakeWriter Azmuth is Christian, it's canon now
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@itsKodiakJim @wristcri honestly he gives off Archangel Michael vibes
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10 likes.
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@lporiginalg why are their tongues fusing ??????? ???/
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@Sapphic007 ackshually, the correct technical nomenclature for a vampire is a hemotroph
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@Novumave @LeafGhost1 PFJSKFJS THE DESIRE TO MEET BEAR DAD HAS GIVEN YOU SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH
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@stone_toss We're way past the point of suspiciousness
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@Toomertastic one day i hope historians have breakdowns figuring out what these comics mean
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@CashManDubs @2016christianb1 @DaFinalArrokuda @weirdrealitymp4 Can you feel your arteries? Slowly clogging with the poison of your own guilt? Vagarously drowning every inch of your body as your veins sprout new tendrils, crawling inside your flesh to flee. You cannot kill me in a way that matters, for hell is artificial, o Son of Man.
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@SpaceLiminalBot oh this movie left me with multiple existential crisises and irremediable paranoia
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@TheEbonyMaw I'm all for religious horror but looking at their marketing campaign just makes it seem like a Reddit Atheist is responsible for this movie
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@LLappy89 @kingjingler @reversemagician The ones that start out comedic but then accidentally reveal a new facet of the human condition really are the best ones
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@GPrime85 basically
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@NatiRivers BRUH THE LAST ONE THATS HER VILLAIN ORIGIN STORY
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@CJP_Libra @avaligaming Bold of you to assume i'm unable to remember what transpired before my birth. I have always been there. I have always witnessed.
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@MClay1983 @shypley she walked so they could run
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@AtheistsL @doofgeek4011 The only difference between a catholic and a protestant is how many lashes they think people who insult mary should be punished with
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two bears sittin in a bed no feet apart cuz they're kinda in love y'know like idk they might kiss?? maybe i dunno maybe they will i dunno like ya [ @1voryr0se fuckin hell idk what you see in me but goddamn u make me so happy u stinky b tbkjn]
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@AtheistsL @FedoraReturns Bruh he really fell from grace, hasn't he?
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@AtheistTakes I dont think they understand how much cooler they made christianity sound
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@foxycat_fox @NoContextCrap on that villain timing
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This is just evil. Let the dead rest you filthy apostates of nature.
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Scientists in New Mexico are giving dead birds a new life with an unconventional approach to wildlife research — converting them into drones
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@The_Big_Marx @Shadowmist909 @duskgumi I still can't fathom how Ghost Rider is real in the Marvel universe Still, thanks for the trivia!
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@shroomjacque @CoomersMoment A wise man once said "Even if its bait that doesnt make you any less retarded for posting it"
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@Goldietheswag3 @AndWarship whoever coined the term birthing hips will not see the pearly gates
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@Akilvers @koopa_larry This cements my theory that TR is trapped in a constant time loop with Ash, and only they are aware that Ash repeats his journey again and again, trapped in an eternal spiral of never being able to complete it
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@VYIDAE @JoKaiGonZo These are the most generic, wishy-washy, feel-good, "moral" imperatives i've ever seen, lmao If you had any understanding or respect for the ancient traditions, you'd understand that's not at all what The Satan represents This is just cultural appropriation for edgy teens
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@VYIDAE @JoKaiGonZo Bro... Even if you ignore the fact Facism is the closest Satan has ever been to becoming a political ideology, Even LaVey was in kahoots with the atomwaffen So please become remotely theologically and historically literate before saying the Highest Traitor is a good rolemodel
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@danulmao alternatively, acquire a boyfriend and have him lay over you trust me it works wonders
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@HumansNoContext is he PUNCHING the fuckin FIREBALLS
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@mrfeelswildride @AP "let's just stay indoors until nobody ever dies again!!!" -the whole of these replies it's not like quarantine is literally creating a sedentary enviorment where health rapidly deteriorates and makes people even more prone to be infected, anyway
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Ok but what is his canon event
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@LyricallyLyric7 @crazyinteract I mean, if their main argument is "it's not real just log off or don't look at it" then the same logic would apply to relentlessly mocking them
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@MomentsTweetor WE WERE SO FUCKING CLOSE GOD.
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Pillow bears standing awfully close to eachother they might kiss i dunno maybe they might get married i dunnOo knnfjknsbjks [again jus' another doodle i made awhile back with @1voryr0se jngfbjknbjks mmmm maybe a lil bit gay for him ngl-]
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@garlicknotty @joerogan LMAoOoo you trust fact checkers???
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@OwlZone900 @MegeGabe Waitwaitwait what Can someone tell me in more detail what is going on?
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@YtersBitching Tim undercover Fed?
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Oreo Hug: When two grizzly bears squeeze a polar bear buddy between them. @BearInvernal is said lucky bear in this case, and @1voryr0se decided to help me make him know how it feels to be a sandwich!
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@theworld_ender @Squeekzanim The poor cleanup crew had to bring extra mops to cleanup the drooling mess all the william fangirls left, they finally got they food that night
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@orwxll2 @jeudikale FUCK NIHILISM WE OUT HERE HAVIN HOPES 'N DREAMS FUCK YEAH
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@leafy_is_alive @houston76978985 i think u meant "normal pills"
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@CJP_Libra @avaligaming Fool! Do you truly see me as so powerless that my existence would be contingent upon the matters of the flesh?
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@noselenanocrime @reversemagician bRO really speedran the "how much blasphemy can i put in 800 words"
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Eternity shall seem way less scary from now on, for before the Heavens and the stars you have captivated me, and now, I shall be eternally responsible for you, and you, for me. A belated christmas gift for @1voryr0se , with love
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@porgiexd @TielBeau IS THIS WHERE THE VIDEO CAME FROM OH MY GOD
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@OrwellNGoode I don't believe in that. Nothing is lost in the past, the ripples of the butterfly's wings still echo in the universe, forever preserved in this puddle of reverberating particles. All you need to do is be precise enough to know how to isolate the needle from the haystack.
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@HugoThePinkCat yeah y'all reachin'
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@LeafGhost1 another thing that works is switching to discord's light theme-
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