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Christian and writer of sci-fi/fantasy book Spirit Weaver. Suffering from snake brain rot. Deals with🔞themes so tread carefully. PFP from @StarrtoonArt

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I recently finished the first draft for Shattered Promises, and now I'm offering YOU the chance to become a beta reader for this Spirit Weaver sequel. My only requirement for being a beta reader is having bought and read the book. You can begin here!
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Animated Monosodium Glutamate. Cringe website, but the cat is cool.
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Damn that's crazy. What books were they burning?
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Missouri Republicans at a literal book burning. They think flamethrowers should be legal but history books should be destroyed.
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@ReviewsPossum 1. Bacteria need nutrients to survive as well as a way to replenish them 2. Older bacteria is likely WEAKER than current bacteria due to not being adapted to our immune system
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@ayedocc Being black in the 60s overpowered being invincible
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@advtimemoments @FoxToons99 That’s the same face Finn draws to open a portal to Hell. They’re not shaming her; they fear the power of the soyjak.
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The porn industry is evil. If you support the continued legalization.m of pornography, you will continue to support cases like this. No amount of legal red tape will stop this from happening because the industry is run by and for psychopaths.
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A 12 year old boy in Alabama was drugged, overpowered and raped by a man now in prison for 40 years. 23 of his rape videos were uploaded and monetized on P*rnhub. Police reached out multiple times to get the videos down but were ignored. We now have new evidence that P*rnhub…
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@ScrollsNo Rules for me but not for thee
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@NerdcatSupreme @GothicCroc1 I won't stand for your oppressive beauty standards. Like this if you think the snake on the left is just as beautiful as the snake on the right.
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@JayKalikory @alishapennyy @Sethrogen Sarah literally said if Christ came back she'd crucify Him again. I sincerely doubt Rogen's view is more charitable. The burden of antagonism falls squarely on their shoulders.
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@MavrickZoo Repent of your sins. It's not too late. Christ can strike these wicked urges from you.
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@protnonsense Catholics represent the most liberal demographic of all Christian groups in the United States
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Ah, the ladies...
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@JeremyTate41 The only question is... how do we homeschool the other 11?
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@MarulArt Wait, that's a thing?
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Tate if he wasn't cringe
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@LitterboxComics Mood
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10.5K LIKES?!
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Animated Monosodium Glutamate. Cringe website, but the cat is cool.
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What's your opinion on women in the military?
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@NEETWorldOrder Is that loss?
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@AtheistsL Does a part of an atheist’s brain die when they open up the Bible or do they read every single thing with this same lack of subtext? Do they think Moby Dick is just a book about a guy harpooning a whale?
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@DeIudedShaniqwa Doesn't work when their metric for success is 'hurting white people'
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Militant atheism is a racist dogwhistle
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@LoFiRepublican
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This is libertarian activism I can actually get behind.
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This uh… got popular. I wrote a book about animal people. The demographics of this post tell me you all might like that kind of thing. Check my pinned tweet?
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The greatest curse upon furry fandom was it's departure away from being a bastion for sci-fi-/fantasy nerds in favor of catering to the most debauched homosexuals since Sodom and Gomorrah.
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I have no words. Or too many words. Whatever.
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@DeIudedShaniqwa They used to turn us into pickles, Morty. We were pickle slaves!
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@AtheistsL That's... actually correct. Satan hates humanity and only pretends to love them as a means of tricking them into sin.
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@toffee_32 Is this normal? I don't know what women are.
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@LoFiRepublican "Sorry DK, but in the real world, the forum moderator gets the girl"
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@damintoell DefiantLs, an account devoted entirely to screenshots of two separate tweets composed by the same person. I wonder why they're so mad at it.
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@ConSelfOwns "You can't identify a human fetus so your position is invalid!" I don't know how computers work either but I can sure as Hell use one and tell when it is bugging out.
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A trend I notice among LGBT christians is that they reflect the LGBT part of their identity more than the Christian part. Christ tells us that man cannot have two masters, and it is clear that the master they love is that identity.
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@belet_seri Not to mention the threat of 'I'll them you raped ME!'
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Look at this crap
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@Slatzism Is this why girls ask if you would love them if they were a worm?
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@znfrey Imagine spending money and going into debt for college to get a degree that's only benefit is making you wrong in any argument
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@TheReligiouslie What do you have against goat herders?
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Not mine, but I wish it was
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@AtheistsL "1984 is such a fascist book; look how much totalitarianism is in it!"
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@MichaelRook3 @outstarwalker Be careful, your opponent is bleeding. They're spilling straw all over the floor.
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@thriftpunk @LoFiRepublican I prefer the word 'perverts'
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@LookAtMyMeat1 Why I'm not a Hitler stan. Man had no sense of humor.
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If you're new to this, please check out Spirit Weaver! Follow the story of Melissa Nef, a woman whose regrettable past has drawn her into a deeply hostile world, faced with a consuming plague, a totalitarian military church, a vengeful Godslayer, and a demon from her past.
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In light of the sheer number of creative projects I've got on the backburner, I've decided it best just to present the whole of them and see which of them generate the most excitement. -Spirit Weaver sequel -Spirit Weaver short story -Military Fantasy -Superhero Epic (cont.)
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These aren't people seeking after justice. They lust for violence and are desperately searching for an acceptable target, even if they have to twist and conform someone to become one.
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"Jamie, pull up those statistics again"
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@Prolife_Sam So pro life she wants kids to die giving birth.
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@memeslich What women, be they mammal or reptile, is reduced to being a walking pair of tits by having a pair of tits? Character design is not a zero sum game. You can have a woman with actual depth and a nice pair and I’m tired of pretending this false dichotomy should be considered.
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Every time someone predicts the rapture God pushes it back
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No one has ever been wrong about this date
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@UnendingPilgrim The one white supremacist not into Asian chicks has an Asian chick crushing on him. That’s probably the peak of irony.
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Gay furries: "uwu I'm such a subby little bottom :3" Straight furries:
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@Inkaino How about we argue in facts instead of made up fantasies?
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I've never met an asexual who was actually asexual
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Better to enter into Heaven as a soyjack than burn in Hell as a chad
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@PeaceWolfActual On the contrary! You have betrayed yourself for nothing.
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@ratpuppyy @pipdidart Why respect your pronouns when you don’t respect God’s? He’s more important than you by any non-narcissistic metric.
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Some of y'all
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@BadMediatake Okay and? What if I have nothing to compliment, or only one thing to compliment?
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@CptMuchoTexto "Uwu futa enjoyer, global jihad comes!"
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@Das_Mystikal @Cowboy_xX “I’m a better Christian than you because I took college classes” Hellbound
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Patience is a virtue
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Hitler didn’t “give his life for his people.” He committed suicide in a bunker because he feared the Soviets, because he was deprived of the peace of God. Nothing in Hitler’s actions suggested he genuinely served Christ or saw him as anything more than a political tool.
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Incredible
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@RedRangerZero @BrandonEvolved I saw that episode yesterday! Believe it or not that line is actually brilliant, but I won't tell why...
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@dhampirbf @KingdomKii Unfortunately “never again” is sometimes followed up by “to me”
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Oh by the way, I pointed this out in the quote tweets and some replies, but the artist is Hold The Cheese. If anyone can find his website or account, I wanna plug him/her.
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@Slatzism "Everyone involved in these stories should die. Maximum morality achieved."
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There is vore on my timeline.
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@DrakeVagabond I was totally expecting John Walker to be a villain with how they set him up but the fact that the only 'bad' thing he did was murder a terrorist who just killed his friend is just awful storytelling. He's the most sympathetic character in that whole show.
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@Slatzism “Oh? Can you teach me how YOU make a baby?”
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Oh dammit, people are gonna think I animated this. Sorry, didn't know the artist when I found it, but a good lad pointed it out. Hold the Cheese is our dear animator.
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Animated Monosodium Glutamate. Cringe website, but the cat is cool.
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Enough of this misery porn
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eh!😧 EP9 page[4/10]
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@cruiser_madd If you didn’t wanna argue, then why didn’t you limit the replies? It’s the internet. Posting an opinion and letting anyone respond is inviting an argument.
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@ShitpostGate How the Hell can she tell?
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@JoKaiGonZo "What makes norse mythology cool... is that evil will win" That's... telling
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Can anyone tell me what's wrong with this picture?
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Do NOT look the art of the 2024 FFA GOH. Worst mistake of my life.
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@shibacore This can't be real. I'm imagining this. Somebody pinch me.
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Who made this? Show yourself!
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@PalamismRspctr MGTOW doomerism is the road to Hell paved by distrust and an inability to believe people can become better than they were. It's a dangerous enough trap on its own considering most people become worse; encouraging it should be seen as a sin of despair.
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@GlowInDarkCIA_N Dude, keep your kinks to yourself
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@potvoheu2 When I first saw your profile, I found myself bewildered by the almost pornographic nature of your art that I just could not place. Now I feel like I'm being screwed with.
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Please pray for this friend; he is not a believer. That wasn't what caused our breakup but it did contribute to the friction.
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I lost a friend today. They didn't die but we broke our friendship. It was on extremely hostile terms.
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@LitterboxComics Apparently comic making talent is genetic
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@Selaria4 @ShitpostGate Never ask a white supremacist the race of their boyfriend
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Democracy is non-negotiable because if we were negotiating, no one would pick democracy. It’s oligarchy masking itself with the veil of choice to obfuscate evil and sow division among people.
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"God, please stop giving me your gayest followers" "You are my least homophobic soldier"
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It pisses me off seeing people turning on Clayton so viciously. Furries are a truly worthless group, more fickle than children and more judgmental than a church marm.
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Look at that string of insults. That’s the classic tell of someone who’s extremely salty and trying to come off as above it all. Lmao what a dork.
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@Einter_emz Mascot for a porn website. Would not recommend. Also, the animator is Hold The Cheese.
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@KamalShetty14 @cnviolations Muslim in tweet says Muslims should have not stopped invading other nations, implying they stopped on their own. The CN says that the Muslim invasions weren't stopped by the Muslims themselves, but rather being repelled by defending countries.
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Decided to start an only fans, and I'm offering a preview of my first video. It's a shower scene🥵
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@JoKaiGonZo Defiance in the face of darkness. The unbroken glass.
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@CurrantQuiet @strwberrymama @kvhdoll Texan here. No it cannot, unless you want everyone who knows more than spit about firearms to laugh at you.
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Salute your hero
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@Admiral_cmonke @NapoleonBonabot @RichardHanania @empireenjoyer10 What a ghoulish, foul takeaway. What craven cur are you, only able to see the world in dollars and cents? De Gaulle gave her his time, the one resource we all share. That is the lesson.
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@MarulArt The shlorp shlorp sounds actually made me cringe, congrats
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Pretty sure this is a coded message
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@Selaria4 @nomadicgorilla1 Maybe the real Ukraine is the friends we made along the way
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