David Pakman @dpakman Twitter profile

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David Pakman

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3 years

Why have Trump and Republicans accepted the results from House and Senate elections, but not Presidential? Everything was on the same ballots.

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Isn't it weird how a coronavirus death rate of 1% is plenty low to OPEN EVERYTHING, but meanwhile voter fraud incidence of 0.000001% means END VOTE BY MAIL

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Gas prices have declined 21 days in a row. How did Joe Biden do this?

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So Biden gets out of a 20 year quagmire in Afghanistan...evacuates 70,000+ people...as of now no Americans died...and we're supposed to believe this is bad?

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Donald Trump has now been impeached twice, lost the popular vote twice, lost the House for Republicans in 2018, lost the Senate for Republicans in 2020, and made himself a one-term President. WINNING!

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Colin Kaepernick and the Dixie Chicks are arguably the two biggest victims of "cancel culture" in the last 20 years, and both were victims of right-wing cancellation

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The MAGA right says the Pelosi attacker was a gay prostitute, and in new statements made to police, the attacker is like "I'm not gay nor a prostitute, I'm one of you! I hate Nancy Pelosi!"

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There have been 16 mass shootings in the United States SINCE the Uvalde, Texas shooting

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Hey has anybody ever met ANYONE who is PRO-abortion, like is trying to increase the number of abortions? I still never have. Do they exists?

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You can't write this stuff. 1. Chinese balloon over US airspace 2. MAGA says Biden is weak, won't blow it up 3. Biden blows it up 4. MAGA says, "big deal, any President would blow it up" 5. We learn it flew over the US 3 times during Trump's presidency and he did nothing

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Do Republicans genuinely not realize that most of the funding for IRS agents is to replace retiring agents over the next 10 years, or do they know but are pretending not to because their constituents don't know?

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4 years

2 people died of Ebola and Trump called for Obama's resignation

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4 years

"It affects virtually nobody," Trump says of the coronavirus, which has now killed 200,000 Americans and counting

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1 year

So the gay Jewish New York congressman is actually a heterosexual non-jewish New Jersey guy?

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2 days ago @Amy_Siskind posted that she won't vote for white or male candidates in 2020. I pointed out this is racist and sexist. Yesterday she blocked me on Twitter. Today she called Boston College demanding they not have me back as adjunct faculty.

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2 years

If they actually believe the issue is mental health, shouldn't there be mandatory periodic psych evals for gun owners?

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3 years

Oh my gawd, I'm minutes into the @samseder @h3h3productions @scrowder fiasco and so far Crowder removed himself from being on screen and put some other dude on camera. Does it get even more insane?

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3 years

My entire Facebook channel, the revenue on which we depend, has been 100% demonetized because I TALKED ABOUT what Bannon said. Bannon SAID IT and he hasn't been banned.

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Mark Zuckerberg told an all-staff meeting that Steve Bannon has not violated enough policies to be suspended from Facebook. The ex-Trump adviser suggested in a now-removed video that FBI Director Christopher Wray and Dr. Anthony Fauci should be beheaded

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2 years

Thrilled for a second loaf of bread this Shabbat, my daughter! Unlike all prior baby pics I've posted, this time I actually am the dad

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4 years

Isn't this Trump's America, right now?

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4 years

This would be @JoeBiden ’s America. It’s a very scary place.

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3 years

Wait so Matt Gaetz is accused of trafficking a 17-year-old girl, and he went on Fox News to argue his innocence but he appeared to incriminate himself further and Tucker did the confused face? Do I more or less have it right?

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4 years

Guys. This is what $500 billion got us today. Think about that. $500 billion was spent on what's in the blue circle.

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3 years

The disinformation about Texas is nuts. While some wind farms froze, the bigger problem is frozen instruments at coal, gas, and nuclear plants. The problem isn't believing in climate change, it's ignoring it and not proofing the systems against increasingly erratic weather events

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4 years

Indistinguishable from satire

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"It'll start getting cooler, you just watch." - President Trump. "I wish science agreed with you" - CA Natural Resources Secretary. "I don't think science knows actually."- President Trump. #NBC7 .

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I wouldn't have believed it, but there are people posting straight up pro-Hamas stuff. This is like cheering Al-Qaeda after 9/11. These are sick people. Very sick.

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3 years

I've landed in Florida, Lyft driver immediately tells me he isn't getting vaccinated because his mom's body became magnetic after being vaccinated.

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1 year

It's over. Democrats have retained control of the Senate.

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3 years

DOES THE COMMUNISM START RIGHT AWAY?

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4 years

So Trump bails on the debate and now Joe Biden gets a full 90 minute town hall? Is Trump trying to lose?

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3 years

This is absolute genius over on Parler

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Imagine being Tucker Carlson and deciding on a whim to interview Matt Gaetz for the clicks, and he ends up implicating you in such a way that you end up as a witness in the child trafficking investigation

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3 years

Has anyone spotted any early signs of communism or will it not officially start until inauguration day?

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4 years

Trump just said he never knew anyone who died of the flu. Trump's grandfather died of the flu.

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2 years

It's crazy how mask recommendations were tyrannical government, but forcing women to birth children is fine

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@realDonaldTrump Today's violence is your legacy

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3 years

All Americans have an unalienable right to Twitter and any limitation on access is an unconstitutional violation of rights granted by God. Also Americans don't have a right to healthcare, that's a product to be bought and sold on the free market for those who can afford it

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3 years

Does the communism start immediately or not until the inauguration?

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2 years

Now that Row v Wade has been overturned, the right wing will show their devotion to children by expanding the child tax credit, funding child care and Pre-K, paid maternity and paternity leave, etc. I can't wait for them to do it.

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3 years

Fox News cutting into Rudy Giuliani's bizarre rantings about Pennsylvania to announce that Joe Biden has won Michigan is just perfect. It's performance art.

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4 years

I guess the Supreme Court would have been a good reason to vote for Hillary after all

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3 years

If a rumor started that "liberals want to keep the vaccine away from conservatives so that they die?" Would it make them get vaccinated to "own the libs?"

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3 years

How can Biden have a Coronavirus task force without any family members on it? Seems counterintuitive.

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1 year

How great is it that Boebert got booted?

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4 years

Most pro-life President in history received unapproved treatment developed from fetal tissue which pro-life people are very strongly against

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4 years

Really depressing to see leftists coming after Noam Chomsky for making perfect sense and distilling this election down to its most important elements. You'd think with what's at stake, you wouldn't have this nonsense going on

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3 years

Nice one

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4 years

I'm with Bernie and Chomsky. I'm voting for Biden.

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3 years

I just remembered that Trump said under a Biden presidency, we'd have to flush toilet 10-15 times. Anybody experiencing that?

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3 years

The world is improved by saying goodbye (officially) to the likes of Trump, Don Jr, Melania, Bill Barr, Ivanka, Jared Kushner, Kayleigh McEnany, Jason Miller, Rudy Giuliani, Betsy DeVos, Mike Pompeo, and many others. Rest assured, they'll continue to plague us in unofficial ways

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3 years

This is way more insane than Nixon. Republicans told Nixon they couldn't support him, and he resigned. Trump incited a riotous insurrection after claiming for 2 months to have won an election he lost, and most Republicans still support him and he might go even crazier this week

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3 years

A sober commemoration of 9/11 by a former president

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2 years

Imagine planning and then starting your US trucker convoy and literally as you start driving, Russia invades Ukraine and gets 24/7 attention and absolutely no one pays attention to your stupid convoy

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1 year

If "traditional American views" is witnessing nonstop mass shootings and doing absolutely nothing about it, then yeah, count me out.

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Imagine being this big of a POS! Unfortunately this is what many on the left think of you if you have traditional American views and don’t follow blindly and capitulate to their every lunatic whim. Truly evil at this point.

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3 years

If it was really a Chinese bioweapon, wouldn't you WANT to be vaccinated against it?

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2 years

Folks...

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4 years

HAHAHAHAHA

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3 years

Were it not for coronavirus, Donald Trump would have easily been re-elected. That is a horrifying reality that the left must deal with when the time comes.

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3 years

Trump suspended permanently from Facebook but still has access to nukes for two more weeks

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3 years

A Republican candidate hasn't won the popular vote in 16 years.

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7 months

The protesters in Sydney screaming "gas the Jews" were merely expressing economic anxiety, decolonialism, and asking for peace and harmony among all people. Am I doing it right?

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2 years

Remember all those people claiming mask mandates were just the first step in some kind of horrible fascist tyranny from the left, and now all the mandates are gone and they don't talk about it anymore and there's no tyranny?

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3 years

Another lie from Joe Biden. He promised 100 million shots in 100 days and he wasn't even close, it ended up being 100 million shots in 58 days. Can't he stick to anything he says?

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3 years

The only voting "irregularity" they've found is that Trump didn't win. That's it.

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4 years

Wow, Kimberly Guilfoyle genuinely seems to be completely out of her mind

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4 years

Bernie has activated playoffs mode in this Fox News town hall, showing renewed energy

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3 years

AGED POORLY

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@PPathole Based on current trends, probably close to zero new cases in US too by end of April

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4 years

LOL, in this video Joe Biden tries to wave to Trump, but Trump doesn't even acknowledge it and then Melania rips her hand away from Donald Trump.

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2 years

Folks...

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Thinking not guilty makes sense on the evidence is one thing, thinking this kid is a hero is just gross

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3 years

if Trump dealt with coronavirus as aggressively as he's been dealing with imaginary voter fraud over the last two days, he would have sailed to re-election

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Trump's going to have to be removed before January 20th, right?

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That's a really interesting new logo that Tulsi Gabbard has for her new podcast which launched yesterday. Oh, huh. Interesting.

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4 years

Getting a ton of viewer emails from Dems who say if Bloomberg is the nominee, they aren't voting for him. Where are you on this issue?

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2 years

Today I welcomed the newest ambassador for US-Canadian relations into my temporary Montreal office and she was truly a pleasure.

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@realDonaldTrump Climate vs weather. Please don't tweet stuff like this, obviously you must know it's ignorant, but your followers are low information enough that they probably believe this garbage

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3 years

Decision Desk HQ has called the race. President-Elect Joe Biden has won this election. Trump has no path to winning Pennsylvania.

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3 years

Man, that's really surprising, isn't it?

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2 years

Almost too on the nose

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2 years

Another shooting, another 18-year-old shooter, another 14 dead. We can't possibly do anything to stop this, says the only country where this happens this much. We've tried nothing, and we're all out of ideas.

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My great uncle died of coronavirus last night in Buenos Aires. He likely got it from home nurses helping him recover from a broken hip surgery. Underscores the importance of keeping healthy in general right now

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Wow. People in Austin are being advised to boil water with power that many don't have for electric ovens and microwaves. This entire fiasco is a stunning indictment of Texas Republican politics, and they're blaming in on...wind turbines.

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3 years

RADICAL LIBERAL (Senator) RAPHAEL WARNOCK!

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Can anyone explain how Bernie and Ro Khanna's plan for $2000 is socialism but Trump saying give people $2000 is patriotic America First populism?

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Putin is bombing Kyiv. Trump called it all smart, savvy, and genius. Tucker defended Putin by saying "Ukraine isn't really a democracy." Things are out of control.

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3 years

The Trump trolls who have been incessantly on my feed for years are just nowhere today. What a breath of fresh air

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Wait wait wait..are people really pretending today that we don't yet know who the protesters were politically? The revisionist history is starting already?

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Did I just hear that Rudy Giuliani has been taken to George Washington Hospital Uniform & Supply Company due to a miscommunication?

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3 years

Beyond parody

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Greene: This is a simple meme you would find on the internet but this meme is very real

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So in PA, observers were too far away to see what was going on, and simultaneously close enough to see in detail fraud being committed on individual ballots down to the signature

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Seeing more segments on Fox, OAN, and Newsmax about Biden's "radical leftist" agenda. have they forgotten why DC is boarded up and filled with soldiers right now?

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3 years

This is the second eggplant I've ever grown and I'm pretty sure it violates HIPAA

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Remember when Trump delayed funding Ukraine's ability to protect itself because he wanted dirt on Biden, and now he and Fox and that whole milieu is blaming Biden for what's going on?

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1 year

It's over, Kari Lake has lost. Buckled up for more insanity.

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So let's see, "pro-Palestinian" rallies start hours after Hamas starts slaughtering random Jews in the streets, but we're supposed to believe there is NO ENDORSEMENT of Hamas implied there? Who is stupid enough to fall for that?

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It's happening!!!

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3 years

Breaking: CNN has called the race. Joe Biden is the next president of the United States

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4 years

This really didn't go well

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Biden's teleprompter broke

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2 years

I'm 30 hours beyond my 3rd moderna dose. Arm hurts, aches are subsiding, headache still very annoying. One Tylenol helped a lot. Also getting extremely fast wifi lately. Not saying it's related.

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@hasanthehun That's communism

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3 years

When 3000 people died on 9/11, we invaded a country, created the TSA and DHS, legalized all sorts of privacy invasions with the Patriot Act, and more. 3000 are now dying EACH DAY from the virus and 40% of the country won't even wear a mask

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LOLOL, in this clip Matt Gaetz IMPLICATES TUCKER in the fiasco! What an unlucky week for me to be on vacation

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“You and I went to dinner... I brought a friend of mine. You’ll remember her.”

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