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Comedian, writer, highly evocative dancer 🦩 agent: lily @offthekerb .co.uk

London
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The supervillain’s gay assistant
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the supervillain’s gay assistant
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"Sorry guys, got to go, my ADDISON LEE is outside" 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 #uber
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you arrive in hell 🥰
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Parents that make up profound things their children have said 🥰
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Renaming products to appeal to the straight male market (part 2)
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Bedtime Stories for Privileged Children: The Night Before Christmas 🎄❄️
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The Supervillain’s Gay Assistant (pt3)
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I dream of enjoying anything as much as Theresa May is enjoying this PMQs.
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I didn’t like the tone this wrong number was taking with Chris, so decided to try my hand at some graphic design.
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me: 2021 is the year. I'm going to be productive. Practise gratitude. Run, write, laugh, and find joy in every moment. 19 days in:
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Welcome to Hell 🥰
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When you get to pair up with your gay friends at work
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Bedtime Stories for Privileged Children
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The Hell NYE Party
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The Supervillain’s Gay Assistant
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my grandma went to 🏳️‍🌈pride🏳️‍🌈
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The Supervillain’s Gay Assistant (🎄☃️Christmas Edition☃️🎄)
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POV: I am an NHS worker after a long day saving lives
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Incredible that scientists have finally managed to capture the life-cycle of a twink from 20 to 30.
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POV: you married for money but he’s still alive at 102 😤
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POV: you arrive in hell 🥰 x
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Renaming products to appeal to straight men
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Ps my new aesthetic is “Draco Malfoy grows up, moves to London and gets an arts degree”
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I asked my boyfriend to make me a poster for a show. He asked what “vibe” I’m going for. “The aesthetic is @Nigella_Lawson Christmas,” I said. Didn’t hear from him for a few hours. Then this.
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Bedtime stories for 💞privileged💞 children
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POV: you married for money and he insists on clinging onto life
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As the weather heats up again, please remember to check in on the mental health of your friends who only look good in layers 😔
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Parents that make up profound things their children have said 🐩
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Bedtime Stories for 🐩Privileged🐩 Children
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Bedtime Stories for 🐩Privileged🐩 Children
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I have just discovered ‘scented candles for men’ and it’s a hilarious, unending nightmare.
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The supervillain’s gay assistant (pt.4)
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These two are gay best friends that throw fucking fabulous parties together and that’s canon.
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POV: we’re in the zombie apocalypse 💕
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You arrive in Hell x
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I have decided to take the brave step of becoming the first gay man to bleach his hair. I hope this will inspire other young LGBT+ people to finally feel able to apply damaging chemicals to their scalp x
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Bedtime Stories for Privileged Children 🐣🌷at Easter🌷🐣
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Agatha Harkness is a gay icon.
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The horrible lady that makes really good coffee 🥰☕️
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The two types of mirror in my house
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Jesus comes to Easter Brunch 🌷🐣
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Welcome to Hell 🥰
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The supervillain’s gay assistant (pt. 5)
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The Hell NYE Party ❤️‍🔥 (pt2)
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POV: you married for money and he’s still alive six months later
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*burp* uncle: better out than in! *fart* uncle: better out than in! *me in the closet* uncle:
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“yeah but when Gen Z get the vote in 2024-“
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POV: you married for money and he refuses to die x
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@abcelya using your fingers to pick out the slimy bit of skin and pulp that still makes you smell of garlic for 3 years? trauma. do NOT let them silence you on this
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Imagine dying by falling down these. That’s how you go. Just your crumpled, broken body at the bottom.
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The Supervillain’s Gay Assistant (pt9)
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@samisapest @JamesBlunt Isn't that the song from Grease?
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Renaming products to appeal to the straight male market (part 3)
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I’m here, I’m queer, I’m driven almost entirely by deep, deep existential fear.
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it’s the last day of your honeymoon but your husband’s still alive
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Parents that make up profound things their children have said 👩‍👧‍👦
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Jesus comes to Easter Brunch
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Bedtime Stories for Privileged Children 👛
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Me sending selfies from 3 years ago to my next boyfriend
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This is my puppy Paddy’s acting debut and if this video does poorly I will return him so that’s very much on you
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“how do we represent ‘everyone’ in one image?” “maybe just do like, two cool queer girls and Mike Pence” “yeah nice”
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POV: you married for money but now he’s running for president again
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Bedtime Stories for Privileged Children 🥰
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Bedtime Stories for Privileged Children 🥰
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POV: you’ve murdered your rich husband 💕
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POV: you married for money and now he’s leaving you for the mistress
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Bedtime Stories for Privileged Children 🍸
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When there’s another gay at the hen party
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Wow, John Lewis Christmas ad 2020 LEAKED!?
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Bedtimes Stories for Privileged Children ‘Rupert’s Holiday’
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POV: we’re in a zombie apocalypse 🧟‍♀️🥰 (pt4)
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I walked 3 miles to buy this potato x
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In a lunatic turn of events, you can catch me doing stand up on the BBC this week!?
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“To be honest lockdown hasn’t really affected me,” I smile, as the bailiffs redouble their efforts to break down my door and collect the astronomical debts I’ve amassed from buying stationary. The door holds steadfast, bolstered by discarded paper covered in practised signatures-
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POV: your husband just got promotion and it’s time to cash in 🥰
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POV: you collect your sugar daddy’s life insurance
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me as a therapist 🥰
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Just like she’d want 🥰
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The horrible waitress at the nice restaurant
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My kink is spending a fortune on skincare and looking exactly the same if not just slightly worse than everybody else
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Yesterday on the bus a young couple were making out on the seats in front of me. Mid-snog, the girl made eye contact with me and then did a CHESTY wet cough straight down her bf’s mouth. Neither of them even paused. If I never speak or smile again, please know that this is why.
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Bedtime Stories for 🛩️Privileged Children🛩️
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Since watching God's Own Country, I'm not even remotely interested in anyone that isn't a soft-voiced Romanian migrant nurturing an orphaned lamb.
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Welcome to Hell… …at Easter🐣❤️‍🔥
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me trying to speed up that inheritance from my elderly husband
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When I was 14 I’d laugh at how all the PE teachers were middle aged men with big bellies. Now I’m in my 20s and that’s my type. Very very clever of them 😒
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Got a haircut, panic-bought a small palm tree.
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Welcome to Hell 💅🏻 with @danecomedian
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me watching my enemies burn
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🔆remember🔆 this week is going to be hot🔥 please check in on your friends who only look good in layers 😔😔
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we're here, we're queer, we're fuelled almost entirely by existential fear
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every single “skincare routine” video
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