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Danielle Andersen

@dmoongirl

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Family gal & pro poker player. The sad chick in ‘Bet Raise Fold.’ Scotch & nap enthusiast. MN roots Vegas branches.

Las Vegas
Joined September 2010
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Danielle Andersen
1 year
Didn’t think trolling a pervert over his nasty nutsack was gonna go down as one of my greatest life achievements, but here we are… 🤗🤣 Gg Coke Can Greg. ☠️
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1 year
NSFW: Man Sends Woman Unsolicited Dick Pic And Then Tries To Get Her Fired After She Roasts His Genitals
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Danielle Andersen
5 years
I mean...how next level is my kid’s main event bustout support? Literally the best. 😭😂
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Danielle Andersen
5 years
If I’m ever mysteriously murdered, skip the police. I want the poker community on the case.
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Danielle Andersen
3 years
My son & I to look at the @dog_rates daily calendar & keep a running top ten list of our favs through the year. We made many tough decisions to get here (they’re all good dogs) but I present our 2020 We Rate Dogs All-Star selections! They’re now enshrined as art in his room. 🐶❤️
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Danielle Andersen
5 years
Sooooo.... that was a good level. #Legooooooo #WSOPMain
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Danielle Andersen
4 years
I could play $100,000/$200,000 and I’d still make my kid work for a $500 gaming console. 👍🏼
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Danielle Andersen
3 years
So my 13-year-old made me breakfast & then handed me this. Lmao. 🤣☠️
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Danielle Andersen
5 years
You might have grown 4.5” in 9-months & outweigh me. But, I am still your mother, still a badass & I’ll still level you. For a little while longer at least... 😉😂 #FamilyBonding #ContactSport
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Danielle Andersen
6 years
Posted a fun chip porn picture on FB & followed it up the next day with some insomnia induced thoughts. Felt it was important enough to share here too. Read if so inclined. 😘 #PokerPlayerLife
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Danielle Andersen
3 years
I want the people in charge of @ChickfilA drive through to coordinate vaccine distribution.
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Danielle Andersen
4 years
She’s got $5,00,000 in live earnings and these are the responses to @krissyb24poker ’s WSOP online bracelet win. Kristen’s probably too nice to care but I want to punch someone. Jfc. 🙄
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Danielle Andersen
1 year
Coke Can Greg is the gift that keeps on giving. @poodawgmelissa @katebarstool
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Danielle Andersen
5 years
The worst part about living in Vegas is that in order to fly home to Vegas, you have to be on an airplane full of people headed to Vegas. 🙉
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Danielle Andersen
3 years
Every time I’m in a cannabis store I see elderly people seeking products to help w/pain, sleep, anxiety etc. It makes me happy they’re able to find relief w/o pharmaceutical drugs. Then I get sad those living in states w/o legal marijuana aren’t afforded the same privilege. 🙁
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Danielle Andersen
4 years
*Progression of living in Vegas* 1st year: Everyone is welcome to visit! Use my spare bedroom & I’ll take you all on a personal tour of the city! 2nd year: Can use my spare room. Here are some recommendations. Have fun. 3+ years: Get a hotel cheap ass. Ever heard of Yelp?
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Danielle Andersen
5 years
I ❤️ March madness in Vegas. Dude sitting at table w/3k. Going ballistic watching Duke/Michigan State. Game ends & he runs around showing everyone his sports-bet tickets. Goes to cash em in & comes back w/ this. Happiest mofo on the planet right now. 🤣💸🏀 #MarchMadness #Poker
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Danielle Andersen
5 years
The outpouring of tributes for @olegsmith is awesome, but I can’t help but think it sucks he isn’t around to hear them. I hope he knew how many he touched. Be generous w/compliments & expressing love. People should know how much they’re appreciated before they die. Life is short.
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Danielle Andersen
4 years
My son’s principal is trying to have an interactive virtual field trip for 300, 6th graders. It’s going as well as you’d expect. She didn’t adjust moderator settings so as soon as she joins a kid boots her off. She doesn’t realize this. The chat is pure pandemonium. 🍿🤣 #Savages
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Danielle Andersen
5 years
His legendary status grows. 🤣💸 #MyOffspring #MakeItRain #JustLikeMom
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Danielle Andersen
5 years
My husband & son have agreed to a wrestling match every Father’s Day until son beats father? Or father turns 65 and is declared the victor for life. Here’s this year’s match. 🤣 #SoundOn #GoodLuckKid
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Danielle Andersen
2 years
Feel like @alexandravbotez deserves more props for last night. No doubt she ran well but also held her own w/banter at a table full of shit talking guys & despite being up piles never went into lockdown. Instead stayed right in the mix w/some gutsy bluffs to the very end.😍 #Boss
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Danielle Andersen
6 years
Hey poker noobs, disgruntled seasoned veteran here with a tip: The better the game, the quicker you should be playing. If game is juicy and you’re tanking in small pots, you’re doing it wrong & nobody likes you. #SaveLivePoker
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Danielle Andersen
5 years
Out. AK < TT for 1.1 million chip pot. King in window for max pain. Eventually, I’ll reflect & be appreciative for the amazing experience cause it sure was fun. But, for now I’m a very sad panda. 😢 Thanks for all the support. ❤️
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Danielle Andersen
5 years
Told my kiddo if he sorted & rolled coins from our change jar he could keep 10%. Woke up at 7am to sounds of jingling coins & walked into this well organized operation. Clearly, I underestimated his ambition. I also underestimated how much $ was in that damn jar. 🤦🏻‍♀️💰 #HesCrushing
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Danielle Andersen
4 years
It’s my great-grandma’s birthday today and I swear she HAS to be the most stunning 103-year-old on the planet. 😍😍😍
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Danielle Andersen
6 years
Yo, @wsop I love you but there is one ladies event the whole summer. Draws a huge rail. You know this but you’re sticking us in the back corner of Brasilia & aren’t even doing live stream until Razz is done? And Razz doesn’t even START until 2pm? Wtf?
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Danielle Andersen
4 years
Started dating at 17. Married at 21. Today @koryandersen and I celebrate our 15th wedding anniversary and I am just so damn proud. Of him. Of me. Of us. ❤️ #EarnedNotGiven #MarriedUp #BestFriends #FifteenYears
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Danielle Andersen
3 years
I prefer Danielle but since you’re the 🐐, you can call me ‘someone,’ Phil. 😉
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3 years
Playing at @AriaLV , just lost a $42,000 pot because someone didn’t know I was playing $20k behind, and called w nut flush draw vs my top two and won BOTH boards, sigh…
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Danielle Andersen
5 years
We have six pillows with widely varying degrees of firmness & style on, or scattered around our bed. My husband puts zero thought into which one he sleeps with every night. Just grabs whatever is closest. He doesn’t even have a favorite. This makes him a psychopath, right?
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Danielle Andersen
4 years
The problem with dumb people, is they are too dumb to know how dumb they really are. Thankfully, I am just smart enough, to know how dumb I truly am.
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Danielle Andersen
6 years
So, @GoldenKnights are crushing and my kid is besties with Flava Flav at his first hockey game. Lol? ⏱🤷🏻‍♀️😂🏒🖤 #GoKnightsGo #NoWayJose #FlavaFlav #WeirdLife
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Danielle Andersen
7 years
Took many years, but I finally found a man, sitting behind his woman while she grinds. ❤❤❤
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Danielle Andersen
5 years
Shithead offspring: 1 Me: 0
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Danielle Andersen
4 years
I’ve always loved poker but this extended break + craziness of the world has me reevaluating if it’s really what I want to do forever. For the first time ever I find myself daydreaming of walking away & doing something else. Not sure what though? Anyone else feeling this way? 🧐
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Danielle Andersen
5 years
From the time he could speak, we’ve had our son name 5 things he’s grateful for before bed. Tonight his list was: 1). Small dogs 2). Medium dogs 3). Dogs between small & medium size 4). Large dogs 5). Dogs between medium & large size #RaisedHimRight
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Danielle Andersen
6 years
We said goodbye to our sweet Bella Lou this morning. She lived an impressive 14 yrs. She’s been w/us through college(s), the birth & growth of our child, & 3 moves. In times of instability, Bella was our steady companion. Plz give your pups xtra love in memory of Bella today. 💔
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Danielle Andersen
3 years
I will play one tournament in 2021 & this is it. Promise not to post updates at every break but will not apologize for an initial LFG post. So, LFG. 🍀💃🏻🍀
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Danielle Andersen
7 years
World Series of WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BETTING 2275 W/ 5K CHIP WHEN YOU HAVE CORRECT CHANGE & THEN WAITING AS DEALER GETS IT FROM OTHERS?
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Danielle Andersen
5 years
Kiddo called on FaceTime which is pretty unusual, so I answered as cards were being dealt. Ended up inadvertently letting him sweat his first ever hand of poker, in which I flopped bottom set & won 12k. So yeah, he now prob thinks we’re super rich & poker is super easy. 😬🤦🏻‍♀️
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Danielle Andersen
4 years
Kiddo worked his butt off earning & saving $ to buy a PS5. It’s the first big item he’s purchased & I’m almost as proud as he is. Huge shoutout to @gses75 for somehow getting his hands on one for us. He could have sold it for hella markup but let E buy it at cost. ❤️ #BonusDogPic
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Danielle Andersen
1 year
‘Coke Can Greg’ would like this all to be forgotten. Sorry, Greg. I don’t think that’s going to happen. 🤣☠️🤣☠️
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Greg contacted my “employer” @dmoongirl to file a complaint:
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Danielle Andersen
5 years
Bagged 102k but didn’t see any penises or arrests, so I’m pretty bummed. #WSOP #RunningBad
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Danielle Andersen
4 years
There are people protesting injustice and there are people using the cover of protest to insight chaos and violence. Don’t confuse the two.
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Danielle Andersen
4 years
A basic understanding of risk/reward.
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What's stopping you from doing this with your partner
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Danielle Andersen
5 years
My husband and I are fasting together. He’s 7 days in and isn’t sure when he’ll end. I’m 90 minutes in & am quitting in about an hour. #Solidarity #Hangry #MeNotHim
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Danielle Andersen
5 years
Made a couple mistakes that level & lost a flip before dinner break but all good. 👌 1.5 million and zen af. #MainEvent #DayFour
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Danielle Andersen
4 years
Every day since quarantine started our neighbor girl, has seen us in our garage playing countless ping-pong matches. So, she made us this cake (ALL on her own!!! 😳) as a ‘social distancing’ gift. Be still my heart... 💕🍰🏓
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Danielle Andersen
4 years
I’m (hopefully) on the tail end of battling that pesky ass Corona virus. Figured I’d share some tidbits from my experience in case anyone finds them helpful or interesting. 🦠
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Danielle Andersen
5 years
It’s mind blowing how frequently regs will tank in insignificant pots vs one another while the action-junkie rec players sit there, bored out of their minds. The better the game, the faster you should play. How is this not insanely obvious? 🤯😡 #TurboPlz #Clock #Tilt
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Danielle Andersen
2 years
My beautiful great-grandmother, Gladys is turning 105 (!!!) in July. She LOVES getting mail so I’m asking for help from everyone in showering her w/ cards from all over the world. Let’s give her the special 105th birthday celebration she deserves. Details👇🏼 PLZ Retweet 🙏🏼 💕🎂 🥰
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Danielle Andersen
7 years
Weeee! First main event cash & I'm schoolgirl giddy. 🤗 Bringing 526k, bags under my eyes & a bunch of optimism to day 4. #WSOP #Dreaming
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Danielle Andersen
7 years
275k----> 562k that level. A kind Spaniard 3b me with 45. I had TT. Flop came T45r. I enjoyed it. #WSOP #Dreaming
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Danielle Andersen
3 years
Blown away by this piece from @pokerpaint . He took a photo that held a ton of sentimental value but was of terrible quality and turned it into a beautiful work of art I’ll forever cherish. ❤️😭🙌🏼 #AllTheFeels #MotherhoodGrind #PokerMom #PokerPaint
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Danielle Andersen
2 years
I dressed up.
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Danielle Andersen
5 years
An 11-year-old brought a loaded gun to my son’s school today. Nobody was (physically) hurt & the kid was arrested. I don’t even know what to say... Just thankful today wasn’t the last time I got to tell my child to ‘learn a lot and be kind’ as he walked out the door. #NewNormal
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Danielle Andersen
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After winning his 17th bracelet @phil_hellmuth asked to take a photo with me. Sometimes the demand can be a bit overwhelming but I’m always happy to take time out for the fans. 🐐 #Positivity
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Danielle Andersen
4 years
Shoutout to the woman wearing a mask alone in the car with her face buried in her phone, texting while driving. You’re killing it in the risk assessment department, sweetie. 👌🤦🏻‍♀️
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Danielle Andersen
5 years
I once made the mistake of telling @olegsmith my husband was a state champion wrestler in high school. From then on, anytime Gavin was in the vicinity, Kory had to keep his head on a swivel bc Gavin would inevitably come full speed out of nowhere, to try & take him down. 🤼‍♂️🤣
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Danielle Andersen
3 years
When asked what he’d do with the money if he wins @WSOP main-event Ark Onikoul said he’d “put 1/2 into bitcoin, 1/4 into booze & women & waste the rest.” 😂 #GoArkGo
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Danielle Andersen
5 years
Lmao husband and I cleaning our garage and these people just pulled up & straight up walked in and started looking at our shit. They thought we were having a garage sale. 🤣
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Danielle Andersen
1 year
Hope it’s after he pays @RobbiJadeLew her $ back.
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Now that the investigation has concluded, we want to address the numerous inquiries about Garrett and his future on the show. Simply put, HCL is open to having @GManPoker back.
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Danielle Andersen
5 years
Of all I have & all I’ve done, the thing in my life I’m most proud of, is this marriage. Celebrating 14 years today. ❤️ #EarnedNotGiven #BetterAsWeGo #BestFriend #HighSchoolSweethearts #MarriedUp
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Danielle Andersen
4 years
Our son used painters tape to put together this stained glass pattern for the neighbor girls to color in with chalk. Social distancing art makes my heart happy. 💕
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Danielle Andersen
5 years
It’s not a knife. It’s a fucking gun. If you own a gun you are responsible for it. If an 11-year-old can find it/take it/steal it/bring it to school, you have failed to be responsible for your gun. You should be punished. This isn’t rocket science.
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Danielle Andersen
4 years
Is it weird I’m happier for @Farah_Galfond than @PhilGalfond ? No disrespect to Phil. He’s a damn beast but fuckkkk....that was tough for ME to sweat. Can’t imagine being wifey, in the next room, watching alone. Pop a bottle Farrah. You earned it too. 🥂 #SpousalSupport
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Danielle Andersen
5 years
Enjoyable bubble. Finished with 690k. Stoked. Lfg.
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Danielle Andersen
2 years
I’m perplexed by how many people I consider to be generally reasonable & intelligent are engaging with (and provoking) someone with clear mental health issues on social media. It really highlights how little education & understanding our society has with this stuff. Please stop.
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Danielle Andersen
5 years
Poker can be so funny. Ran like the sun the first two hours today, then went ice cold the next 8 hours. Happy to have found a bag for day 5 with 27bbs. ☀️❄️🎢 #Legooooo #WSOPMainEvent #Day5 #Spin #Survive
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Danielle Andersen
1 year
Met @poodawgmelissa for the first time tonight. Is anyone surprised she was double fisting Coke? Greg is a mood. 🍆🍆 #CokeCanGreg
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Danielle Andersen
3 years
Found an old poker journal from roughly 2005 with some real strategic gems. Seriously, how bad was everyone else that I made a decent living at this point? Every poker professional from this era should all be ashamed I survived. 🐠🙈😂 #LolRakeback
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Danielle Andersen
2 years
“On that note, Harry Potter ( @haralabob ) you’re a wonderful man. @Joeingram1 you know I appreciate you for your honesty and @shaundeeb if you could kindly lose my number that’d be wonderful.” 🫳🏼🎤 🤣 #RobbiOut
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Danielle Andersen
6 years
@7AnthonyDagher7 @Mattman846 As an alternative to the ice cream, she could have ripped the shoes (no way they are vegan) right off of her murderous little feet, and screamed ‘THERE’S BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS!’ Give her something real to cry about.
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Danielle Andersen
3 years
Kory & I have a standing ‘don’t ask don’t tell’ policy in regards to short term poker results. 98% of the time he doesn’t know if I’ve won or lost in a single session. But damn I love him most when after an unspoken tough one he hands me a stiff drink & carries on w/o a word.🥃❤️
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Danielle Andersen
4 years
My son installed a Chrome extension on my husband’s computer so every single image is replaced with a photo of Nicolas Cage and I’m just so, so proud. 🤣
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Danielle Andersen
7 years
Mickey Craft: 'I'm going to make poker fun again.' John Hesp: 'Hold my beer.' #WSOP #MainEvent #TeamHesp
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Danielle Andersen
3 years
I find it annoying when athletes accomplish something & devote their entire interview to thanking or giving credit to God. How about your coaches? Family who sacrificed? Yourself & the hard work you put in? Did God just not like your opponents as much? How does this work!?🤔🙄
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Danielle Andersen
1 year
Heard @NickVertucciNV had lost 11 straight sessions in a row on @HCLPokerShow and well…you guys know I love a good troll. Enjoy the balloons Nick. #11 #GetWellSoon ~ Nobody 😉
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Danielle Andersen
3 years
I find it unsettling how quickly the pitchforks were turned towards @VanessaKade in this ACR drama. She’s repeatedly said his comments were inappropriate & ool. If she decides to step away from ACR, cool. But ffs I hope she doesn’t do it cause the twitter mob says she should.
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Danielle Andersen
3 years
PSA: Don’t count on Lyft/Uber to get around if you’re in Vegas. Lately, it’s damn near impossible to get a ride with long waits or literally no cars available. A friend flew in last night & said hundreds of people were stranded at the airport trying to get rides. 🙁
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Danielle Andersen
4 years
Have set a new personal record for number of people telling me to “shut the fuck up” in a 24-hour time period. I’m so proud. 💕
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Danielle Andersen
5 years
I literally used this video today to give my son a lesson on risk/reward. Imagine a lifetime of sacrifice, energy & love spent raising a child, for them to fall off a cliff & die seeking a viral 5-second video. So dumb. 🙄
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Danielle Andersen
2 years
Told my son he had to get a haircut and he threw “my body, my choice” in my face. 🙄 Fml. Well played.
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Danielle Andersen
2 years
I’m sorry, is that a…..vagina? 🧐
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Danielle Andersen
1 year
Live look at my husband as I’m reading him the exchange between myself, @poodawgmelissa ’s ‘boss’ & Coke Can Greg, who’d like to make a complaint. 🍆☠️
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Danielle Andersen
5 years
How lucky am I to have had a disastrous last three levels yet still have an average stack with 450 people left in the main?!? 🍀🍀🍀1.2 million heading into last level. #Legooooo #LuckyAf #MainEventDay4
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Danielle Andersen
6 years
A year ago @serenawilliams had a baby via c-section. She spent the first 6 weeks of her daughters life in the hospital after nearly dying from complications, including a pulmonary embolism. Tomorrow, she plays in the US Open finals. Unreal. Someone get this woman a cape. 🙌🏼
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Danielle Andersen
4 years
Started off with a nice bottle of wine. Moved to tequila. Settled on bleach.
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Danielle Andersen
5 years
Bagged 182k, which was pretty much my peak. Still didn’t see any arrests or penises. Maybe tomorrow. 🤞🏼 #WSOP #HopesAndDreams #Legooooo
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Danielle Andersen
6 years
When you 5-bet shove with 7-2 and get a fold. A picture story starring @The_Illest @PokerNightTV #SheIsTheIllest #HowItsDone #LadiesNight #MakePokerFunAgain
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Danielle Andersen
5 years
Just gonna be stuck here on this couch petting my dog for the rest of the day bc I can’t handle the look of utter disappointment and betrayal she gives when I stop. 😂🐶❤️
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Danielle Andersen
5 years
Here’s the thing: I can get dolled up & for a very brief moment, pretend I’m cooler than I am. But at the end of a the day? It’s bullshit & i’m just an idiot on my knees in the hallway, digging through my purse in an impossible quest to find my room key at the end of the night.
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Danielle Andersen
4 years
Biden about to pull an @PhilGalfond on Trump.
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Danielle Andersen
7 years
Do not say his name. He is nobody. Do not show his face. He is nobody. Do not share his motives. He is nobody. Let him die a nobody.
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Danielle Andersen
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Don’t often post memes but for real, this.👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼 Don’t be the God damn Scrooge of Halloween.
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Danielle Andersen
2 years
This poor guy can’t catch a break. Woke up to eyes nearly swollen shut. At the vet now. Sending healing vibes please. 🥺🥺🥺
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Danielle Andersen
4 years
We could all use some positive news, so here’s mine for the day: We came across this pretty girl casually strolling down a busy road. Managed to corral her into a backyard but she was scared. With a bunch of patience, I won her over & we reunited her w/ a very relieved owner. 💕
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Danielle Andersen
4 years
Any follower who adopts Diamond or directly leads to the adoption of this sweet girl, gets a 1% freeroll in my WSOP main event action & 5% freeroll in my #WSOP ladies event this year. #OperationFindDiamondAHome
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Danielle Andersen
3 years
Firefighter.
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phil_hellmuth
3 years
I’m doing a @WSOP Main Event grand entrance. Should I enter w a tribute to Rio Hotel, like in this video, except in full Carnevale costume? Or come in as Gandalf the White? Or Wizard of Oz? Hellmuth Samba Entrance—MILLIONS South America 2019 via @YouTube
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Danielle Andersen
6 years
Never change, Vegas.
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Danielle Andersen
1 year
Last week I brought my parents to Nashville, mostly to see a concert at the Grand Ole Opry which has been a lifelong dream of my father’s. Garth Brooks & Trisha Yearwood made a surprise appearance & my dad’s reaction is everything. 😭💕😭💕Experiences >>> things.
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