The Chiefs just gave up a FART (fumble and return for touchdown) and a TAINT (touchdown after interception) back to back.
First ever FART and TAINT back to back.
It’s time. After 23 years with ESPN, we have mutually decided to move on. I’ve learned everything I know there, met my best friends there, met my wife there, and leave with zero regrets. I can’t wait to share what’s next.
Arya is going to kill the dragon w/ the spear then get bodied.
The soup line girl is the Red Woman.
Tyrion learned something from Bran that will redeem him later on.
Lyanna Stark about to pop out dead with homie’s harp.
The Night King is Giannis Antetokounmpo.
All facts.
Not saying this is HOW it is going to happen but this is what I WANT to happen:
1) Arya kills Dany
2) Jon Snow refuses the throne
3) Tyrian and Sansa rule as KING AND QUEEN
4) Blazers upset Warriors in seven
5) Brittany and Jax break up
I love what Tom Brady is doing with his free agency, “I don’t know where I’m playing but I know where I’m NOT playing.”
He should eliminate one team everyday like The Bachelor.
I’m inventing an app that listens to conference calls for you and pings you when you’re name is called.
Do I get my billions of dollars now or do I have to put a power point together or something, how does this work?
As the face of this I want to do three things:
1) apologize in general
2) apologize to
@TaylorRooks
and
@JaMorant
3) Give a big shout to “Matty Ice” for watching from a what looks like a liquor store
"Kawhi has not been himself, and this Clippers team has not been itself. ... This Clippers team is not the Clippers team it looks like in paper!"
@djacoby
is warning you now.
The Ocho is on ESPN2 all day. It’s weird, unproven, and makes no sense. So of course they asked
@katienolan
and I to host it. Tune in.
Also shout to
@katienolan
and the
@AlwaysLateESPN
staff for being the best at being the best.
‘Jalen and Jacoby’ is expanding to one hour starting Monday and will be airing 2pm-3pm on ESPN2. Pods will be longer as well. Full week of shows next week with
@JalenRose
too.
#GTPWTW
I just heard my friend and homeboy
@JalenRose
talk about his mom on his show Jalen & Jacoby. I just want to say Jalen, I’m praying your mother gets well soon. God bless you, your mother, and your wife Molly!
I will miss you "Super Van" you served us well. May your future be filled with less tears and vomit than your past.
Forever a member of the minivan mafia.
I am leaving ESPN.
Salary cap casualty.
Thanks for the opportunity Vince Doria & Al Jaffe & for taking my solicitations
Herman/Stinton/Lynch.
I will miss the people.
I will miss the vending machine set up over by the old Van Pelt joint.
We had everything.
IntoTheGreatWideOpen#
I shared with my colleagues and FRIENDS who produce
@HIGHNOONonESPN
that my only regret from the
@MeekMill
interview was the pound at the end. Naturally, they made a video detailing it and shared it with the public because that's what FRIENDS do.