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Jacoby

@djacoby

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Cohost of “The Carton Show” 7:00-9:30am on FS1, cohost of “Food News” every Friday on The Ringer, Jalen and Jacoby forever, Grantland forever.

New York
Joined January 2009
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@djacoby
Jacoby
4 months
The Chiefs just gave up a FART (fumble and return for touchdown) and a TAINT (touchdown after interception) back to back. First ever FART and TAINT back to back.
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1 year
It’s time. After 23 years with ESPN, we have mutually decided to move on. I’ve learned everything I know there, met my best friends there, met my wife there, and leave with zero regrets. I can’t wait to share what’s next.
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4 years
Ankle: “I’m broke” Everybody that ever played basketball: “let me just tighten these shoestrings”
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6 years
If Meek Mill is at the Sixers game tonight sitting next to Iverson...the Sixers are winning the next four NBA championships.
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Jacoby
4 years
I’m just gonna leave this here from July 24th...
@FirstTake
First Take
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If the Bucks and the Heat meet in the second round, @djacoby is picking Miami to win.
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2 years
James Harden: “My hamstring feels better.” Ben Simmons: “My mental health feels better.” Gamblers: “My Nets bet feels better.”
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Jacoby
4 years
Jimmy Butler is so loyal...if his barber isn’t in the bubble, he isn’t getting a cut.
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4 years
Saw this series play out in mid-July...
@FirstTake
First Take
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If the Bucks and the Heat meet in the second round, @djacoby is picking Miami to win.
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3 years
They need to reshoot Space Jam and put Trae Young on the Goon Squad.
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1 year
Go Blue!
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4 years
I don’t care what the FBI says, this is a noose and a hate crime.
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3 years
I’m from Buffalo now, have always lived in Buffalo, I’m a Buffaloan? Buffaloer? I’m an actual buffalo and always was:
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2 years
BIG HOUSE WITH BIG BRO. GO BLUE!
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5 years
I’m “I cried watching golf today” years old.
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3 years
I got COVID, it sucked:
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3 years
Chris Paul deciding to cover Kevin Durant is very Chris Paul of Chris Paul to do.
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Jacoby
4 years
No.
@nypost
New York Post
4 years
Men should limit alcohol to just one drink per day, experts say
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@djacoby
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5 years
Arya is going to kill the dragon w/ the spear then get bodied. The soup line girl is the Red Woman. Tyrion learned something from Bran that will redeem him later on. Lyanna Stark about to pop out dead with homie’s harp. The Night King is Giannis Antetokounmpo. All facts.
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Jacoby
3 years
Imagine if someone told you this morning that, later today, Giannis would go 16-17 from the line and a penis would go to space…
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@djacoby
Jacoby
5 years
Not saying this is HOW it is going to happen but this is what I WANT to happen: 1) Arya kills Dany 2) Jon Snow refuses the throne 3) Tyrian and Sansa rule as KING AND QUEEN 4) Blazers upset Warriors in seven 5) Brittany and Jax break up
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Jacoby
4 years
“I wish America loved black people as much as they love black culture” a powerful phrase from @jalenrose #icantbreathe
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Jacoby
4 years
I love what Tom Brady is doing with his free agency, “I don’t know where I’m playing but I know where I’m NOT playing.” He should eliminate one team everyday like The Bachelor.
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6 years
I’m inventing an app that listens to conference calls for you and pings you when you’re name is called. Do I get my billions of dollars now or do I have to put a power point together or something, how does this work?
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Jacoby
6 months
I just showed up to my rec league game and the guy at the door saw me and said, “Are you the ref?” Not great.
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@djacoby
Jacoby
6 years
That’s it, LeBron’s staying.
@UPROXXSports
UPROXX Sports
6 years
The Cavaliers have reportedly picked up their team option on Kendrick Perkins
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Jacoby
2 years
As the face of this I want to do three things: 1) apologize in general 2) apologize to @TaylorRooks and @JaMorant 3) Give a big shout to “Matty Ice” for watching from a what looks like a liquor store
@TaylorRooks
Taylor Rooks
2 years
he absolutely did not say this in the interview. and I can't believe it was broadcast that he did. there should be a correction issued for that. @espn
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3 years
NEVER BET AGAINST TOM BRADY:
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Jacoby
6 years
To be fair, Blake Bortles DID tell us he was LeBron James last week and no one took him seriously.
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Jacoby
11 months
Adam Silver teasing the Ja Morant suspension like a mixtape drop.
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@djacoby
Jacoby
6 years
I just woke up to the news. Lakers going 98-0 next year.
@SportsCenter
SportsCenter
6 years
Breaking: Free agent Lance Stephenson has agreed to join the Los Angeles Lakers, league sources tell @ChrisBHaynes .
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Jacoby
6 years
Somehow this is the seventh weirdest news item on twitter right now.
@PageSix
Page Six
6 years
Kendall Jenner is dating NBA star Ben Simmons
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3 years
I couldn’t love the NBA more;
@SportsCenter
SportsCenter
3 years
Kyrie is back in Boston, burning sage before the Nets face the Celtics: (via @NBCSCeltics )
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Jacoby
3 years
Jalen Rose
@espn
ESPN
3 years
An incredibly touching and emotional moment as @JalenRose pays tribute to his late mother on NBA Countdown ❤️
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Jacoby
4 years
I just locked myself in the bathroom so I could eat a tuna sandwich in peace. I hate Corona Virus so much.
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2 years
I hate Antonelli’s cheese shop.
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@djacoby
Jacoby
4 years
I’ll just leave this here too...
@GetUpESPN
Get Up
4 years
"Kawhi has not been himself, and this Clippers team has not been itself. ... This Clippers team is not the Clippers team it looks like in paper!" @djacoby is warning you now.
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5 years
Major celeb sighting, just walked past the guy from the Fyre Festival doc who said he would, well, you know.
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5 years
We’re in England. Doing Englandy things. We’re English now. @katienolan
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6 years
You can't leave Case Keenam 25 seconds.
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5 years
Me and @Jalenrose been popping the trunk for eight years! Appreciate all your support, let’s make it eight more:
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6 years
Today at 2pm on ESPN2, the return of The Podfather @BillSimmons set your DVRs:
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4 years
Two people went into the NBA Bubble stars and came out superstars, @JimmyButler and @malika_andrews congrats to them both.
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4 years
My six year old son accidentally saw the George Floyd video. His instinctual reaction will not surprise you:
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5 years
The Ocho is on ESPN2 all day. It’s weird, unproven, and makes no sense. So of course they asked @katienolan and I to host it. Tune in. Also shout to @katienolan and the @AlwaysLateESPN staff for being the best at being the best.
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3 years
My wife just announced she is doing chicken instead of turkey this year THE REVOLUTION HAS STARTED!
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Jacoby
2 years
The best story about @jalenrose ever told by THE PODFATHER @billsimmons enjoy:
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Jacoby
5 years
Jennifer’s contribution to the Blazers’ success in these playoffs has been wildly under appreciated. Shout to Jennifer.
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6 years
I fully support the Iversonization of Trey Burke
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8 years
Uncle @JalenRose and the twins are ready for opening night!
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5 years
Kawhi watching Coco like, “I don’t want to take the spotlight from this young queen, I’ll announce tomorrow.”
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4 years
We dressed up to serve mommy on her birthday:
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8 years
J.R. Smith just put his shirt back on.
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6 years
LeBron to the Hornets, MJ comes back, Hornets win the championship. Duh.
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7 years
If Deron Williams and Zaza played a game of one on one to one would we all live forever?
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@djacoby
Jacoby
5 years
These tapes (and then TV show) were EVERYTHING to me.
@Ballislife
Ballislife.com
5 years
AND1 mixtapes back in the day🔥
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6 years
Every Laker right now is 80% ecstatic about LeBron and 20% scared they’ll get traded. Sorry, I meant 100% scared they’ll get traded.
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4 years
Jacoby Gang ready for @rolakebamgbose and @justice512k wedding. Let’s go!
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6 years
This series is so good I would amputate my left pinky to guarantee Chris Paul’s health.
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Jacoby
6 years
Yo, @KingJames wake up and compliment @CJMcCollum
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3 years
Big shout to @MariaTaylor and @JalenRose holding us down all day:
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6 years
‘Jalen and Jacoby’ is expanding to one hour starting Monday and will be airing 2pm-3pm on ESPN2. Pods will be longer as well. Full week of shows next week with @JalenRose too. #GTPWTW
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Jacoby
9 years
. @JalenRose and I popped the trunk: http://t.co/24KiaXCm7X and had to pay respect to our brother @BillSimmons http://t.co/d1NAKNuh3N
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4 years
Lester Quinones went WAAAAAY TOOO SHORT with the shorts. This is criminal. @JalenRose
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7 years
I beat Oprah. I BEAT OPRAH!
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6 years
JR thought they were up by one! That’s a failed test.
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4 years
It’s honestly disrespectful to @JalenRose to have him on here like this. This is a pyramid and he’s at the top.
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4 years
Be real. Who's the undisputed hairline champ?
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3 years
Prayers for Jeanne Rose: Mother of Dragons, Motown’s Mom, Inventor of The Name Jalen, and Queen of Outfits...
@MagicJohnson
Earvin Magic Johnson
3 years
I just heard my friend and homeboy @JalenRose talk about his mom on his show Jalen & Jacoby. I just want to say Jalen, I’m praying your mother gets well soon. God bless you, your mother, and your wife Molly!
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9 years
More than the columns, features, podcasts, and videos...I will cherish the people and the memories. Welp, we had a hell of a run.
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7 years
This is the greatest athletic achievement of our species:
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8 years
Um...Draymond?
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6 years
Parenting, what about you Wu Tang Clan?
@WuTangClan
Wu Tang Clan
6 years
What are you getting yourself into this evening?
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7 years
'Jalen vs Everybody' on ESPN RIGHT NOW!
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8 years
My wife thought that a fan ran in from the crowd and hugged LeBron at the buzzer...it was Dellavedova.
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3 years
Clippers waiting for those mail in points to come in...
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3 years
This dude just put up 81 points in @JCrossover ’s summer league. @isaiahthomas joins us on @JalenandJacoby at 2pm! You won’t want to miss it:
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6 years
BOSS MOVE BABY
@raYZorRaybEam
Lil RayRayzorRayBeam
6 years
This is Jalen Jacoby Collins !!!!! @JalenandJacoby @JalenRose @djacoby
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3 years
Mina Hive, mount up:
@zeitchikWaPo
Steven Zeitchik
3 years
From a sportsbook's odds on Alex Trebek's replacement. Only two-thirds of the names are wall-bounce bonkers.
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7 years
I'm not an NBA head coach but if I were, and I had something called "The Death Lineup," I would play it WAY more than the Warriors have.
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6 years
Style icons:
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7 years
RIGHT REASONS REUNION! I defended Corrine/naps, we celebrated the Milwaukee Art Museum, and, most importantly, @julietlitman cried:
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4 years
LeBron James is the Michael Jordan of making sure his hands aren’t sweaty.
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7 years
I'm a dad:
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6 years
I'll see your holiday sweater and raise you holiday eyebrows.
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7 years
Parenting:
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2 years
Guys, HUGE over the top wedding by my job…so tacky.
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8 months
Tune in tomorrow 7am-9am on FS1. This is going to be fun.
@nypostsports
New York Post Sports
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David Jacoby joining Craig Carton’s FS1 show as new co-host
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1 year
There is only one thing that could ever make me stop religiously watching NBA basketball…Antonelli’s cheese shop.
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3 years
. @CJC9BOSS says the Suns didn’t see the “Suns in 4” clip…THEY WATCHED IT LIVE:
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Jacoby
6 years
I thought this would be WAY higher:
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
6 years
. @KingJames actually jumped 😅
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Jacoby
6 years
I will miss you "Super Van" you served us well. May your future be filled with less tears and vomit than your past. Forever a member of the minivan mafia.
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Jacoby
3 years
Top five dead or alive and I don’t even know this dude. Absolute legend.
@Kenny_Mayne
Kenny Mayne
3 years
I am leaving ESPN. Salary cap casualty. Thanks for the opportunity Vince Doria & Al Jaffe & for taking my solicitations Herman/Stinton/Lynch. I will miss the people. I will miss the vending machine set up over by the old Van Pelt joint. We had everything. IntoTheGreatWideOpen#
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9 years
To Grantland.
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5 years
I think Kawhi is going to the Lakers and if I were him I would do the same:
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7 years
Having children has a lot of benefits but one of the most enjoyable is having Cinnamon Toast Crunch back in your life.
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Jacoby
6 years
Yes!
@BillSimmons
Bill Simmons
6 years
I haven’t done a podcast with @JalenRose in almost 3 years. Today... we fix that.
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Jacoby
5 years
I shared with my colleagues and FRIENDS who produce @HIGHNOONonESPN that my only regret from the @MeekMill interview was the pound at the end. Naturally, they made a video detailing it and shared it with the public because that's what FRIENDS do.
@Ryan_Cortes
Ryan Cortes
5 years
Hey @djacoby what the hell is this?? @JalenRose @MeekMill
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Jacoby
3 years
Legend.
@Ballislife
Ballislife.com
3 years
HBD Troy "Escalade" Jackson! The And1 Streetball Legend would have been 48 today.
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6 years
I love that the other Migos are at the game supporting Quavo.
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4 years
I had to do it to @jalenrose not exactly the same production late in his career as MY MVP @KingJames
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