Teddu 🐈 @diyfieri Twitter profile

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Teddu 🐈

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i'm actively trying to post more on bluesky so if you miss having a more constant stream of my bullshit you can find me over there at

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7 months

someone in VA is selling this absolutely insane tracker rn

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8 months

Drinking cough syrup until I can not only understand the minions language, but their motives

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4 months

Bigfoot is real and he mentioned me on Facebook

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5 years

Heres my new t shirt idea

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8 months

For everyone asking for an update: it's literally been 12 hours your meemaws aren't awake and on Facebook yet

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10 months

Got invited to be an admin of a boomer conspiracy theory group I've made it

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8 months

@butnotoften Everyone wants to be sexy gru we need more sexy Kevin's!!

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3 years

Brb getting into credit card debt as "Hooba Stank" as a bit

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3 years

First diy show back there shouldn't be any bands playing everyone should just smoke cigs outside the venue and catch up

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8 months

@noisebeneath It was a Garfield fan group before and everyone got real mad but then got used to it let's see how they take this one

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7 months

Damn this is blowing up I got nothing to plug other than the fact that I already own a pink tracker and it's cool as hell and you could buy this one and join me in being cool as hell

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@the_binp @NoorlanderRyan What part of 18+ didnt you read!!

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@mirrorreaper I can taste this photo

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1 year

@emonormie They're having sex we can't even fathom. Sex 2

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5 months

I keep seeing people being shocked that John Mulaney listens to Joyce Manor, I've never seen a man who looks more like he listens to Joyce Manor than John Mulaney

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10 months

What should I change the group name to?

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@nickhexum311 I used to say "please abraham i'm not that man" all the time because of this truly one of the best interviews

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1 year

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7 months

🦌 ‘what you want’ out now 🦌

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i broke up title fight just to show the oppositions that i’m not fucking playing

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7 months

hate to break it to yall but it just sold

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1 year

this song is about garfield

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5 years

The catholic pop punk kids church at diy shows 🤝 Asking for donations & harboring pedophiles

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7 months

@verybignbafan It's so sick someone posted it in one of the tracker groups I'm in and I audibly went "oh hell yeah"

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3 years

I did irreparable damage to my search algorithm while making this, and I'm sorry

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4 years

@vibegender @soleimanistomb Same lmao, it's too powerful

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5 years

Finally got banned from my favorite baby boomer news group, not for posting photoshopped pics of trump, not for accusing baby boomers of being antifa sleeper agents, or for any of the other copious trolling I did, but for posting this pic of @MurderBryan

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4 years

Trump tweeting "I won" and then just playing golf all day rules lmao

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6 years

Scott Pilgrim is the villian of Scott Pilgrim

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6 months

insane email I just got form ikea

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3 years

their hands look like this so mine can look like this (they are playing a basement show to distract the house owner while I steal their copper wiring)

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7 months

Alright I'm muting this thread now if any of you actually buy this car I want a finders fee

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@diyfieri

8 months

As an IT guy everyone older than 35 or younger than 25 has no idea how to use a computer

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This reminds me of an old tweet that was like "It's weird how we produced exactly one (1) generation that actually knows how to use a computer."

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I really like running house shows but honestly it sometimes blows my mind how entitled diy kids are, like sorry the gig that I'm (illegally) hosting, providing all the equipment for, running sound, cooking for, doing doors & promoting (all for free) isn't lit enough

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@DrBradleyMexico like 8 grand, which is def a bit more than its worth

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1 year

@JUNlPER so stoked to just see endless waves of "lol" and 🤣🤣

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4 years

@AshevillePolice bro thats a community garden

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2 years

if lin manuel miranda and hobo johnson teamed up they could write a song so shitty it would kill me instantly

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3 years

the secret to being a good emo band is to have exactly one of your members be a trained jazz musician

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1 year

Drafts Sunday

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2 years

@mirrorreaper nothing hits quite like a big az cheeseburger that you scrounged up enough nickels and dimes to pay for because you're so broke you already used all your quarters

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1 year

the response to jeff rosenstock posting the merch cuts venues take has me ready to go joker mode, like why are people so quick to either a) defend giant entertainment conglomerates or b) assume that jeff was just an idiot who didn't think to ask nicely or w/e to get rid of em

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@noisebeneath Just doing my best to fuck with boomers

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@flieldy This would be my joker origin story

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@TASH__P @wife

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3 years

American animators make all their characters ugly as hell because you know damn well our country would collapse if we had fuckable mainstream cartoons

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3 years

Every coward on here is like "oh when shows come back they better be 3 bands and over by 10 pm" shut the fuck up grandpa we're bringing back 12 band metalcore gigs at VFW halls

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@julianojey i used a plugin to block them, i'm at like 50k

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4 years

@realtruejohn @leahtriss @ProudSocialist You're so fucking stupid

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this is what moving feels like

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5 months

I love commissioning people to draw Garfield smoking weed

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"garfield smoking weed plz"

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2 years

The real American dream is to die in a shootout at waffle house

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6 years

Someone I know just announced a "tour" that consists of -2 dates -over a week apart -both within 30 min of their hometown

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Hey trans and non-binary people can I see who gives you gender envy

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Kinds of diy bands in 2018: -sounds like Weezer -twinkly emo but they dress like JCrew models -tries too hard to be funny on Twitter

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Mitski is just kid rock for liberals

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Favorite tweet of your own?

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2 years

Idea: all those stupid "stealing your meme" memes but they're about copper wire

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@diyfieri

3 years

Absolutely losing it at calling crime "a devious lick" zoomers are fuckin awesome

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They did it. They made theft a tiktok trend.

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8 months

Trump was really such a gift to liberals because they're gonna scapegoat him until this country collapses instead of doing anything

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Anytime you’re wondering why the next 40 years are sucking, remember a former game show host who committed 91 felonies in office appointed one third of the Supreme Court

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3 years

This is escaping my lil corner of twitter so just wanna clarify this is in no way a dig at people changing their names but is a reference to the fact I got suspended from fb for changing my name to "Hooba Stank"

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January 6th happened during the like peak of a depressive episode for me so I woke up at 4pm that day and for 5 glorious minutes I thought America was actually collapsing but it turns out it just ended up being comic con for racist uncles

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damn this blew up wouldn't it be crazy if I had a podcast about minions/boomer brain rot to plug? anyway please go to thank you

MinionMinionMinion: A Minioncast

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Starting a rumor that they're rebooting Charlie Brown but making Peppermint Patty use She/They pronouns to see if I can give any boomers a heart attack

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This showed up in my fb memories and I think it might be my favorite Garfield meme

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3 years

I'm tryin to get my dick sucked at the Catholic Total Abstinence Fountain

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4 years

@facebookvillain This rules

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3 years

Everyone talks about "none pizza left beef", no one wants to talk about how the guy who posted it is the co-creator of Young Sheldon

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@diyfieri

6 years

that pinegrove statement was def a step in the right direction about how we discuss abuse/callout culture in DIY, but the fact its pretty much just a press release for a new album rubs me the wrong way/was pretty self indulgent tbh

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3 years

Everyone at fest looks like this

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7 months

@iHave4DUIs Yeah the whole no airbags thing doesn't really sell in 2024

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3 years

When I grow up I wanna be Gale, the one time bit character on King of the Hill who spends his entire screentime smoking weed and buying hot wheels on ebay

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6 months

great deal on a lifesized snoopy if anyone is looking

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4 years

Alright, I'm gonna watch every movie Nic Cage has ever been in, in release order. I'll be documenting it in this thread. I'm sorry in advance.

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3 years

Fred Durst Asexual Moodboard

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3 years

I'm not an anti vaxxer by any sense but a bunch of liberals acting surprised that large swathes of this country don't trust the government and responding to that by releasing infographs and other shit that only appeals to other liberals is going to drive me fucking insane

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3 years

Pete Davidson, 27 Joe Rogan, 54 Any questions?