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isa

@divinityforsale

1 year

expanding his domain til its hollow

mango 🦐🍉

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i wanna say smthn but im not creative

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isa

@divinityforsale

2 years

bro

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@divinityforsale

3 years

i’m in tears why is my sister wearing a snapchat baati

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@divinityforsale

2 years

@pastapilled this one too

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@divinityforsale

3 years

my mum told me to call her phone cause she couldn’t find it girl why am i saved as this .

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@divinityforsale

3 years

ill never forget doin my adhd assessment and the woman was like chile u got more pressing matters, why has no one told u that ur also dyslexic? 😭😭 what kind of 2 for 1 deal

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@divinityforsale

2 years

no its true 💀💀 why is pda crazy on the tube

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@divinityforsale

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HELLO?!:&&: 😭

olls ᯓᡣ𐭩

@k_illua

19 days

guys look at my somali grandmother in 1966 when she was 29. mashallah 😍😍😍

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@divinityforsale

9 months

the qrts?? 😭

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@bratzfemmes

9 months

cant believe there was discourse about an ejaculating strap ? if y’all acted like dat over that wait till u find out what a packer is and how some femmes (aka me) like to feel it press against my back lol

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isa

@divinityforsale

3 years

we tested the snap code and sadly its not real 😔😔 the baati is from hargeisa lmao

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@divinityforsale

2 years

@MissYusuff

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@dwnews

2 years

She was tortured with axes during Kenya's struggle for independence from British colonial rule. As Britain celebrates the Platinum Jubilee of its monarch, this old fighter wants to send her a message: "Let Elizabeth bring what belongs to me."

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@divinityforsale

3 years

i had to flex on him

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isa

@divinityforsale

3 years

how u in sociology and don’t understand social constructs omg

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isa

@divinityforsale

3 years

same energy as when people used to draw disney princesses as edgy girls with tattoos and piercings and shaved sides 😭

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@divinityforsale

3 years

i’d take the bread straight from the kitchen if i could

reese reagan

@sIicksista

3 years

had this argument in a gc but i wanna know the truth. isn’t it very tacky for somebody to eat the free bread as soon as you get it?

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@divinityforsale

2 years

starting this today

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@divinityforsale

3 years

GIVE ME CUDDLES

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@divinityforsale

2 years

@katetheicon peng fit but not for this occassion djdnnd her shoes will be just Wolf at the end of the day

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@divinityforsale

3 years

u just had to be there

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isa

@divinityforsale

1 year

seasoning cannot be that detrimental to gains please

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@Kwajotweneboa

1 year

Is gym really worth it? 🥲

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@divinityforsale

2 years

thundercat just came on and i had to turn him off. can’t listen to him without remembering that he was chatting me in the kaytra after party line n i was too sauced to realise it wasn’t just another nigga with blonde locs

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@divinityforsale

2 years

this was a journey

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@divinityforsale

3 years

@k_illua olly someone said afro futurism im gna cry again lmfaooofofkfkf

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@divinityforsale

2 years

economy rough fr bring back the bartering system for goods and services

JJK is almost over, thank GOD.

@deannareads

2 years

Jaw is on the floOR

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@divinityforsale

3 years

@vloids nah because why am i seeing anti black tweets being qrted from someone with no pfp and the name jessica846

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@divinityforsale

2 years

haven’t watched a kdrama in YEARS now what happened to the lead couple stiffly holding lips together as the ending song plays?!

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@divinityforsale

3 years

@intimacyproblem ur sister is giving camp 😮‍💨

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@divinityforsale

1 year

they having an autism off

❛ ❜☾moonxboyluno☆❛ ❜

@BerlunoJupiter

2 years

Saiki vs Mob

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@divinityforsale

2 years

the doctor when daleks start scheming again

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@divinityforsale

2 years

now why did my crocs melt…

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@divinityforsale

4 years

how many more times can they “man i’m finna whip this hoe” into a feasible plot

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@TheFastSaga

4 years

Your Fast Family is coming back. #F9

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@divinityforsale

3 years

my boy started school 😭 i underestimated how cute he’d be with his uniform 🥺💕

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@divinityforsale

2 years

i’m sitting here head in hands bc i just found out sydney sweeney works on cars. i am so attracted this is SO attractive

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@divinityforsale

4 years

i’ve never seen anything more sexy than february 2020 on the calendar

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@divinityforsale

4 years

man idk why i thought we were gonna see her lil congress booty

Ilhan Omar

@IlhanMN

4 years

It’s official. Taking on tik tok challenges 🙈 what else should I tackle here, I'm new to this and mostly trolling my kids.

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isa

@divinityforsale

3 years

idk how to translate this right but its something like may allah guide u to the right path ?? fluent somalis correct me

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@divinityforsale

4 years

me seeing kpop stans on the tl after i got out successfully

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@divinityforsale

2 years

literally what is going on in the house of commons

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@divinityforsale

3 years

no twitter crop... i know thats right

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@divinityforsale

3 years

the way i’m in the mood for a relationship but i hate the talking stage.. why can’t i just skip to the stage where i relate heavy to hozier lyrics

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@divinityforsale

3 years

watching killing eve

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@divinityforsale

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Jigg

@og_breaux

2 years

Having a girl so crazy cuz she my mama all day then turn to my child Wdf😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@divinityforsale

3 years

new hair who dis

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isa

@divinityforsale

4 years

i hope this queen is having a very pleasant day

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isa

@divinityforsale

4 years

bottoms up and the devil laughs is the coldest bar to exist

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@divinityforsale

2 years

the nonbinary flag is so ugly i might just turn back cis

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@divinityforsale

1 year

@biyuuji haven’t looked at sukuna the same since

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@divinityforsale

1 year

an exposé pops up on dreya mac every few months my god

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@divinityforsale

2 years

loud crowds or even bein in a room wit loud ppl

BIG MOE

@Yeaaa_Moe

2 years

What are you starting to like LESS the older you get 🤔

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@divinityforsale

2 years

the lamb lookin like it havin a good time idk

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@divinityforsale

2 years

@jubricant rly dont see how jokes abt crowdfunding can b funny in any capacity when nearly all cf posts derive frm need 2 get away from abusive environments, financial trouble, homelessness etc. the ones tht have questionable motives r so few and far between so fr what are we laughing about

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@divinityforsale

3 years

@gtfojassi stopppp i cant even stand to look at her today i been avoiding her 😭 its sooo funny

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@divinityforsale

2 years

i know she didn’t say “the girls that get it get it” in somali

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@divinityforsale

3 years

19.5M bail?

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@divinityforsale

4 years

me and the sky were matching yesterday so true bestie

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@divinityforsale

3 years

obsessed </3

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@divinityforsale

3 years

26 was hell but i sure looked good! cheers to a better year 💗

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@divinityforsale

3 years

hi

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@divinityforsale

2 years

i can’t believe ppl don’t like this it’s so fun like

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@divinityforsale

2 years

all of these are right i’m sawry the critique isn’t about the movies (foreign or not) it’s about having 2 engage with the most insufferable ppl on this planet (yes film bros)

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@divinityforsale

3 years

witnessing the romanesque and byzantine details at the basilica fourvière in lyon was a rly sublime experience

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@divinityforsale

3 years

white ppl age like time is chasing them

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@divinityforsale

2 years

gal-dem editorial standards are in the mud

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@divinityforsale

3 years

this had me scrambling and i’m not even a cis black man 💀

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@divinityforsale

3 years

y’all letting ppl see u naked? i thought we were joking 😐

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@divinityforsale

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who wants to make me a tee with this but its me in a cowboy hat

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@divinityforsale

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me on student records with my finger on the withdraw option every 2 days:

SLIM

@_slimarella_

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the power of quitting is POWERFUL. sometimes we get so caught up in something and think since we’ve made it so far it’s no reason to stop but when something is no longer serving you, it’s time to move on. don’t block your blessings because you’re afraid to start over.

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@divinityforsale

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today was cute and by today i mean me

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@divinityforsale

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he from new york i wanna hear pop smoke

no context percy jackson

@nocontextpjo

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petition to have "toxic" by britney spears playing in the background while percy jackson kills some monsters in the show

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@divinityforsale

3 years

my hair is so short now damn... whats your name b.o.b so they calling you BOB? 😫

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@divinityforsale

2 years

im sorry leashes are a godsend esp with a ND child 😭 one time i took it off him in the airport for security check and he disappeared lmao tell me why they found him at gate 57 and we was at gate 3 .

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@divinityforsale

1 year

can y’all leave children out of ur lil pissin contest on which country is better/worse thxx

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so far london is cute, but i couldn’t live here. the sound of british children playing and laughing is literally terrifying. like, no thank you

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isa

@divinityforsale

2 years

tryna be like this, just in our bag & genuinely growing together while being each others biggest flex. some fuck everyone else type shit

SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀

@SaycheeseDGTL

2 years

Elon Musk is reportedly considering monetizing viral tweets

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@divinityforsale

2 years

every time ppl make fun of furries i remember one helped in developing a covid vaccine

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@divinityforsale

2 years

👉🏾👈🏾

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@divinityforsale

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she said this story is gonna be funny and hit us with mild ableism unprompted #hingeisghetto

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@divinityforsale

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i’m so pretty like

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@divinityforsale

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happy sunday everyone

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@divinityforsale

3 years

the psych ward is so funny bc u will hear someone say “if theres no jello for dessert imma kms” and the nurses will twitch

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@divinityforsale

1 year

its givin that one girl who threw the quran

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@mazzypopstar

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It’s getting weirddddd

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@divinityforsale

2 years

fave thing is 12 yr old percy giving the head of medusa (that he cut off) to his momma and tellin her to do with it what u will so she used it on her abusive husband then auctioned his statued body off to launch her art career.. she’s so #real

sickmind fraud 🧡🤍🩷

@peachy_dolce

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h @rry potter the incel at the age of 18: too wimpy to use the k!lling spell against fantasy h!tler percy jackson the CHAD at the age of 12: i am going to MURDER my abusive stepdad

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@divinityforsale

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silva dilf meanwhile ging just smells

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@divinityforsale

3 years

@sayidali_ahmed why are u calling my mother helpless? u know nothing about our relationship, shes my best friend. go away with ur film hindi

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@divinityforsale

3 years

the boat must feel so bad holding up the canal like that. i get nauseous holding up a line at the store while i put away my change, imagine halting international trade for days

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@divinityforsale

4 years

when i find chrissy teigen on linkedin

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@Vloids

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all the blue checks that built their platform off responding to every single trump tweet to "own" him are probably scratching at their bedroom door like a dog

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isa

@divinityforsale

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this scene in hunter x hunter went stupid

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