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(っ◔◡◔)っ 🪄✨ Matty 🧸✨

@dilfmage

7 days

💈🧔🏻‍♂️🧸

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(っ◔◡◔)っ 🪄✨ Matty 🧸✨

@dilfmage

6 months

Helping a 32 year old woman through a divorce in world of warcraft

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@CHSOHY

6 months

10 years old boy writing program in python...what were you doing at his age?

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@dilfmage

1 month

This takes me out every fucking time

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@1918friends

7 months

meredith grey fujoing out

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@dilfmage

7 days

We met on Grindr in 2012 (19 y/o) and I wasn't looking for anything serious because I was still closeted - we met for coffee and talked for 4 hours and I immediately went home and came out to my parents because I knew it was the real deal and we have been together ever since

Mrs. G 🕊️

@_thelittletrad

18 days

Please rt with the story of how you met your s/o. I want to know. Even if it’s “not interesting” 🫶🏼

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@dilfmage

3 months

Imagine getting circumcised with these 😍😍😍

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@dilfmage

6 months

I just cannot delete this from my phone

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@dilfmage

6 days

19 to 31

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@dilfmage

7 days

also wasn't looking for anything serious because I was 19 lets make that clear I just got lucky to meet him so early in my life

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@dilfmage

1 year

C’mere and get cuddled 😤

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@dilfmage

2 years

Kiss me goodnight?

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@dilfmage

9 months

Grateful red looks good on me

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@dilfmage

1 year

Hi

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@dilfmage

4 months

Update

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@dilfmage

1 year

My hair is so soft rn

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@dilfmage

2 years

Would u still love me if I was a toe

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@dilfmage

2 years

In love with myself for the first time 😌🥰

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@dilfmage

3 months

My husband getting in to taking pics of me to show me off is getting really hot ngl

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@dilfmage

6 months

I wanna stay in beddd

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@dilfmage

5 months

@kyry5 I mean do you want him to post it on LinkedIn

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@dilfmage

5 months

Heart shaped mouse is cute sure but scrolling makes me feel like I’m playing with ass

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@dilfmage

11 months

😉❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈

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@dilfmage

2 years

Hi

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@dilfmage

8 months

Hi

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@dilfmage

1 year

Human body pillow 😚😴

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@dilfmage

18 days

👅😚😏

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@dilfmage

1 year

😘❤️😚

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@dilfmage

1 month

My most liked photo on insta ~

Chappell Moan(ing)

@all_coopedup

1 month

My most liked photo on insta

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@dilfmage

4 months

A lot of us are on SSRIs

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@enbyslayer

4 months

WHY DONT GAY PEOPLE COME ON TIME

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@dilfmage

5 months

I’ll wear these with my man idc

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@dilfmage

10 months

Need someone to play with my chest fur ASAP

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@dilfmage

8 months

That’s a gay man in there

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@aramnotagoat

1 year

no because why did she eat this 😭😭

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@dilfmage

5 months

11 years with you. I never imagined I would have this much love in my heart when I was a little boy. We have seen each other through the lowest of low moments, the darkest despair and the brightest joy. I love you with every part of my being. I love you so much

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@dilfmage

6 months

I will never know the name of the salaryperson that decided my Mom would die and that is probably for the best

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@dilfmage

4 months

Stayin in bed today

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@dilfmage

1 year

This hair and beard is getting shaved tomorrow 😛

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@dilfmage

6 months

The test was to screen for cancer. Which she had. And that could have been caught early enough to survive treatment

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@dilfmage

2 years

Goodnight 😘

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@dilfmage

8 months

Like this wide

"Alex"

@alexinquotes

8 months

Fuck your height, how WIDE are you?

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@dilfmage

8 months

I look like my dad lol

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@dilfmage

3 months

We decided to stay in bed

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@dilfmage

2 years

At my favorite spot 🥃😜

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@dilfmage

3 months

Ye

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@NyChelDior613

3 months

But does your beard connect?

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@dilfmage

10 months

😚👅🧸🏳️‍🌈

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@dilfmage

6 months

@Vynellus If you were a person with any empathy back in the day Blizzard GMs would assign you one adult woman who needs help moving on from her failing marriage. It was part of the terms most people scrolled through and just hit accept on

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@dilfmage

7 days

Shorts are shorting

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@dilfmage

2 months

He doesn’t like social media but my husband is a dime. No @ I promise

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@dilfmage

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@dilfmage

6 days

Oooooo oversized loose mesh open shirt is gonna look great and feature my belly and chest soooo well this summer

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@dilfmage

2 years

Hi

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@dilfmage

3 months

Got a new beard trimmer >>

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@dilfmage

7 months

Really happy with my barber rn

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@dilfmage

5 months

Hi

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@dilfmage

10 months

Gonna go swim 🏊‍♂️

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@dilfmage

11 months

I’m in danger

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@dilfmage

6 days

@venusianjojo Thank you! 12 years and counting 🥰

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@dilfmage

2 years

This one is for the milfs and dilfs of yore

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@dilfmage

2 years

It’s been a long week…

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@dilfmage

5 months

Oldie but goodie 🥰😘

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@dilfmage

10 months

My hair is getting very pullable ngl

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@dilfmage

3 years

Me @ all of you

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@dilfmage

2 years

Help my HP is critical and I need a 💋 STAT

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@dilfmage

4 months

My friends think I’m weird for this but I want to plan a vacation this year where I drive to a remote location for 3 days by myself and stay in like a cabin or something and keep my phone off, just read a book and sleep and have like a turkey sandwich for lunch and enjoy solitude

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@dilfmage

2 years

Happy Sunday 😘