Drámon Verde @delamomanny Twitter profile

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Drámon Verde

@delamomanny

10 months

Nobody laughed when I said “it’s real Oppy outside :(“

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Drámon Verde

@delamomanny

2 years

Call me old school but this kinda of kissing should be reserved for strangers in the club

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2 years

She definitely got pregnant that night 😏

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2 years

Me, finally having a child in 2046: "go outside and play with your cousin" My child: "but he's 34..."

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5 years

Me about to say “happy 25th birthday” to the attractive, 45-year old recent divorcée in the office

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4 years

Canada: “Do not rush back to go outside, we will help you pay your bills monthly until it is safe.” The United States:

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6 years

You and your girlfriend of 6 years after going to the wedding of a couple that’s been together a shorter time than y’all:

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6 years

“I'm liable to go Michael, take your pick: Jackson, Tyson, Jordan...Game 6.”

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5 years

Me: “H—“ Chick-fil-A employees:

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5 years

Kamala Harris choking down that Popeyes cuz she need the black vote:

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2 years

As a hater, I’m glad NFTs fell THE FUCK OFF cuz that was always a dumb idea and y’all tried to tell me I didn’t get it

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@delamomanny

6 years

$10 in LA gets you a parking spot 27 blocks away.

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6 years

$10 in Dallas gets u a shot, $10 in NOLA gets u a whole fishbowl

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@delamomanny

5 years

Job Interview: “Work will require a lot of travel, can you do that?” Me:

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3 years

Johnny Walker(best food takes and super classy)

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3 years

kyrie has the craziest layup portfolio ever

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KTLA

@KTLA

4 years

BREAKING: The Orange County Board of Education voted 4-1 to recommend that schools reopen, without masks or social distancing. The final decision rests with each district

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2 years

@EroILL__ “2073”

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@delamomanny

6 years

“☹️” - Jesse Jackson (2018)

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7 years

Me when I was on my parent's health insurance vs. paying for it now:

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4 years

“Please do not spread coronavirus by gathering in large groups.” America:

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@kcalnews

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WATCH: Hundreds of people are lined up to get into a Costco in Canyon Country amid the coronavirus outbreak.

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@delamomanny

2 months

Kendrick and J. Cole having a Langston Hughes off

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5 years

Your kids are short cuz you keep having sex with people you love instead of thinking about the NBA. Very POOR retirement planning.

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3 years

@_kelsology This his other daughter, mans has a type 😂

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5 years

Gross Pay: $2,794.92 Net Pay: $1,830.88

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@delamomanny

1 year

Lie again!

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@figueroyce

1 year

nobody from team jordan has ever had a good signature shoe if we being honest.

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@delamomanny

6 years

Y’all really put parsley on everything...

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7 years

Tettegouche State Park.

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4 years

When Adele take them Bantu knots out:

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2 years

@HoneyBadger10 😂 😂 😂

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2 years

Being 31 is coo cuz that means your high school crush has been weakened by a divorce and two kids so your time is now bro go for it

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2 years

@DirtyLenzMG I got y’all

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4 years

@Xian_Bell Very appropriate reaction

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6 years

“You are fighting a child.”

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2 years

@unessdee (whispers) because there was nothing to understand 😂

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5 years

@fuckDariuss When I just came for the free food and the family of the deceased say “who mans is this?”

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5 years

@1future monopolized my mind

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5 years

“Whoa, your son is in college? You must’ve had him super young!”

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8 years

CEO of 3D, a start up tech company that 3D prints vegan rice cakes.

Nuggets STILL your current Champs! 🏆 ⛏️

@Way2FengShui

8 years

Ok what do I look like I do for a living??

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5 years

This a typical reaction...baby or adult 😂

E! News

@enews

5 years

Stormi got her Louis Vuitton bag.

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5 years

“Oh, this is your cousin? No way it’s your mom 🙊🙈”

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@delamomanny

1 month

Rick Ross made fun of Drake but missed out on the fact that “Graham” is a cracker Let me ghost write man

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@delamomanny

2 months

Don’t have anything for this yet but saving for a rainy day:

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3 years

“Y’all know that Polio Vaccine is killing people”

Still Knigga.

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3 years

Post a tweet from the Great Depression

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3 years

Malice in the Palace doc was great, now do one on how the NBA cheated the ‘02 Sacramento Kings

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@delamomanny

2 years

Pat Bev on his way to slander Chris Paul on First Take:

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2 years

Trey Songz and R. Kelly in the prison talent show next year:

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5 years

Wild bunnies eating cucumbers from that pool party:

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4 years

DAWG 🤣

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2 years

Skip Bayless in his kitchen immediately after getting some Jordan 12s:

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7 years

When you accidentally make eye contact with the dude that sells shoe cleaner at the mall:

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6 years

@TheLowestKeys @_JayyElle

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@delamomanny

6 years

All ya friends wanna get married in clusters huh...just fuck all my summer plans huh?! I AM OUT OF SUITS GUYS...might pull up in a work polo.

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@delamomanny

6 years

@overlaysr All my tweets pop...like cereal. Going viral...not bacterial.

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2 years

@tu_wangclan 😂 😂 😂 not in front of mama

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5 years

I DONT CARE IF ARYA 22 IN REAL LIFE DELETE IT @HBO

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3 years

@sumwrongwiddem

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6 years

Girl on the car ride back talm bout “that was just a love reception wasn’t it?”

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@delamomanny

4 years

Coronavirus done cleared up traffic, lowered gas and airline prices. You know what...

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6 years

They blessed KD with that cut.

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6 years

Warriors take Game 3. It’s time to go shopping.

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6 years

This why I don’t hoop anymore:

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3 years

Never had a woman in your home huh?

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@YouGottaLaugh_

3 years

Hold on 🧐

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6 years

Cavs GM: “Are you LeBron?” Player: “No, my name i—“ GM:

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4 years

Y’all want me to believe that I need to get a knife to access a less efficient knife. Stop.

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1 year

“I saw a Tik Tok” - someone about to post the worst misinformation in history

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5 years

@WEHATEKEMO

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5 years

By the grace of God and the tireless support of my parents, I secured a property:

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6 years

CUSTOMER SERVICE IS UNMATCHED 🗣

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Couple unexpectedly delivers baby at Chick-fil-A; baby will get free Chick-fil-A food for life and guaranteed job at 14

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4 years

@_knicolem_ @301Bruno The R.I.P. referees

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3 years

@angeIhrry POV:

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5 years

21 Savage, first day in the U.S: “‘ello, go—“ Zone-6 8th graders:

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2 months

Slam poetry ass beef

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5 years

Attack on Titan (2013)

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6 years

“Manny you work at Verizon now?” “Naw, my cousin just let me borrow this polo...dry cleaning late.”

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7 years

When Fox execs run into Jemele Hill:

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@delamomanny

4 years

Imagine being from California but not from the 310 🥴

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@polokiddken

4 years

Imagine being from Tennessee but not from the 901

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@delamomanny

6 years

Lol at using FBI resources to find a stolen jersey or payments to student athletes. Like half of U.S. homocides are unsolved but let’s get to the bottom of DeAndre Ayton’s Acura?

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2 years

@gmfk07 @ZukiAzuka @gIoriouspeanut @CanYouPetTheDog I just don’t agree with that afterlifestyle

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5 years

My calculator when I try to divide by 0:

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@delamomanny

4 years

While you’re here: stay healthy, stay safe, be kind, and most importantly don’t post your music here...WE ARE GOOD 😂

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2 years

He said “lemme get the number nein”

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4 years

I hate when I click Close Friends and it be something innocent. Like who are you hiding these tacos from Angela???

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@overlaysr

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6 years

Security: “You can’t come in with that hat, big fella!”

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4 years

I was on the fence about getting an $80,000 degree but then they waived a $200 test and I was SOLD.

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Graduate schools are waiving GRE requirements for 2020. GO GET YOUR MASTERS!!!!

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2 years

Me if they send Young Thug and Gunna to prison

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3 years

TJ Ward heard DaBaby’s wild comments and said:

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6 years

Paul George is just Trevor Ariza with confidence...

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5 years

Telling my kids this was Jhene Aiko

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5 years

Chipotle Worker: “The fajitas will be out in a couple minutes, do you mind waiting?” Me:

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3 years

@StelliniTweets @AyetiwaKaren Got you my boy

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3 years

@MrGo30 Is this Mike McCarthy lmaooooo

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2 years

Nick Cannon after Mother’s Day shopping

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6 years

How yo girl look stealing yo jacket:

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@delamomanny

6 years

Lakers: Brandon Ingram and a 1st Spurs: Plus Kuzma and another 1st Lakers: Bro what? Spurs: JULIUS RANDLE TOO Lakers: No, that’s exces— Spurs: THROW GAMORA OFF A CLIFF DO YOU WANT KAWHI OR NOT 🗣

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@delamomanny

2 years

“Don’t put the pot in the fridge” fam I will put the whole airfryer in the fridge idc

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5 years

UCR students eating at Santana’s sober for the first time:

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@stevie_mat

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5 years

I’m at Panera Bread (very rich) and the cashier (very fine) says “your number is 21.” I reply “okay, what’s your number tho 😏” I didn’t actually say that, but I should’ve. Currently eating a cobb salad ALONE.

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@delamomanny

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My car: Potholes in L.A: