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Buckers

@deathofbuckley

1 year

Smashed it x

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1 year

Who's the definition of a 'stupid person's idea of a clever person'

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Me at 4am just having a quick run though of all the decisions I’ve ever made 🫶🏻👌🏼x

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Bloke’s found the Magna Darta x

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Why is it called "Roadmap out of Lockdown" and not "Road to De-Mask-Us?"

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Annoyed about the train strikes ruining your Christmas or having to wait 12 hours for an ambulance? Why don’t you simply not vote tory next time? x

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1 year

Marilyn Manson looks like he’s about to Sellotape 3 pound coins into my birthday card x

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10 months

I’ve been on Hinge for 24 hours and I never knew how many single men like “Sunday walks then a few beers”. Maybe they should all meet up with each other? x

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1 year

Sarah, you can make sausage rolls at home with 30p bags of rice. It’s no one’s fault but your own that you can’t budget properly x

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1 year

Just paid £23.50 for two sausage rolls at Clapham junction station! Just a normal kiosk. Insane.

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2 months

Someone’s just put a Teams in at 4:30pm today x

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1 year

Just read that Prince Harry said "hello granny" as he rolled up a £50 to do some beak and you absolutely would do the same, wouldn't you. That would get a lot of laughs from your mates and that is what life is all about x

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2 years

Anyone around from the 1976 heatwave who could tell us how they coped with it? I bet it was probably by catching nits, playing on train tracks and drinking mercury or something? They could just deal with it then. Not like kids these days who have vegan smartphones for hands.

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Every now and again this song fills my head for an entire day. I look forward to it x

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7 months

I’ve laughed at this for a full hour. I keep going back to it and laughing harder each time x

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11 months

In a meeting last week I made a joke about someone being like Columbo. In today's meeting my joke was told back to me like it was theirs. I pretended I didn't get it so they had to explain. Turns out they don't know who Columbo is x

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Mine has a special attachment for doing the curtains and the stairs x

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1 year

After I paid £2.19 for a tin of soup today here is what I think things should actually cost: Bread - £1 Crisps (standard Walkers) - 80p A house - £14,000 Cinema - £6.80 Celery - £9 per stalk because it's gross

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6 months

Gregg Wallace when the biscuit base isn’t buttery enough x

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@QueerhanKhan

6 months

Thank you @SuellaBraverman - your dog whistle rhetoric made mine, and other people’s day at @LondonWaterloo extremely frightening. Your words have inspired racists to terrorise us and make it harder for @metpoliceuk to do their job today. You need to resign, NOW #ThankYouSuella

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1 year

Did he have a roll with it? x

BBC News (UK)

@BBCNews

1 year

Liam Gallagher buys battered sausage in Peak District chippy

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7 months

Perfect for getting the kids involved x

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5 months

Thomas when he finds out who grassed him up to the Fat Controller x

nathan

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5 months

gordon is such a cunt

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1 year

People without children should get the same amount of money the government is giving for free childcare so we can have more fun and laughs x

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1 year

I hate this woman with every atom of my being. Fucking ghoul.

ITV News Politics

@ITVNewsPolitics

1 year

'Are you going to resign home secretary?' 'I'm here to stop the boats' - @SuellaBraverman insists she has done nothing wrong after claims she asked civil servants to help her avoid a public speed awareness course

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1 year

This is the worst piece of cutlery I’ve ever used in my entire life and I once ate a yogurt with a biro x

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15 days

Expecting my Nan to appear from Rita Ora's naval to tell me my tea's ready and to stop annoying the dog x

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2 years

I once went on a date with someone who had a carbonara as their starter and a carbonara as their main. For dessert they had a whole flat bread.

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10 months

If there's anything that's going to make my fanny slam shut like Arkwright's till it's Rees Mogg talking about having children x

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3 years

Good news everyone! The skin on the roof of my mouth has just grown back after eating one of these in 1988.

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7 months

My Dad on his Birthday reading a card from the dog that he wrote to himself x

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10 months

No Sandra, I don’t have kids. We’re currently being charged £5 for kitchen roll so it didn’t seem appropriate x

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1 month

You'd have to kick seven shades of shit out of me before I'd admit to this x

The Mirror

@DailyMirror

1 month

Woman, 62, catfished by fake Gary Barlow who said he loved her and begged for money

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Buckers

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8 months

I’ve just been down to the Food Bank to let everyone know and they are so pleased x

Politics UK

@PolitlcsUK

8 months

🚨 | NEW: Rishi Sunak is planning to slash inheritance tax [ @thetimes ]

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9 months

Our Harry off to get his GCSEs this morning proud of you son x

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1 month

No wonder young people are depressed. They've grown up under your shower of shit government x

ITV News Politics

@ITVNewsPolitics

1 month

'Since the pandemic, something has gone wrong' Rishi Sunak says 850,000 more people are now economically inactive in the UK since Covid - and not calling out this 'worrying trend' for 'fear of causing offence' would be unjust

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Buckers

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Imagine if the OJ Simpson news is Joe Lycett pissing about x

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Buckers

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10 months

Angels x

Ashley St. Clair

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10 months

Who is the best modern role model men have for masculinity right now?

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Buckers

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2 months

Had 2 croissants from M&S and the remaining Lindt mini bunny this morning for breakfast like a fancy little fat Tudor baby x

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1 year

Gary Lineker’s Match of the Day replacement just announced x

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Buckers

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7 months

But they’re so delicious. Filo pastry, chopped nuts and honey, these conservatives just don’t want us to have anything nice at all x

Isabel Oakeshott

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7 months

Time to ban balaclavas from our streets. Got nothing to hide? Then show your face.

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1 year

“Portion of beer, please”

Sid Lowe

@sidlowe

1 year

Pep Guardiola urges City fans to have ‘right portion of beer’ and behave

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Buckers

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10 months

Listen though, I used to find my dad’s Viz by the toilet and be like “hahah that character has massive balls and those two ladies really should enjoy themselves more”. Now, I am Viz x

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7 months

You know when you leave the house to go the shop and say ta-rah but you have to go back in the house because you forgot something and someone says “that was quick” haha fair play to whoever invented that joke. Class man x

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2 months

Sure, but when I do it it's called depression x

Pop Tingz

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2 months

Beyoncé looks stunning in new photo eating spaghetti.

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2 months

Funny because it was the government's money when you were handing it over to Michelle Mone, Test and Trace and Nadhim Zahawi's horses x

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It's not the government's money, it's your money.

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1 year

Suella Braverman has said it's "unhelpful" for Gary Lineker to "compare our measures to 1930s Germany", presumably because it reminds people that these measures are like those used in 1930s Germany x

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5 months

“Jus dun rowanda bill now gettin happy meel. can u put 10 on my go henry pls?” x

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3 years

Sean Lock is unmatched.

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4 months

Irish snakes when they got their eviction notices x

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5 months

Jesus fucking Christ, Patrick

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1 year

Never seen a man dressed as an actual Stone Island before x

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9 months

Been in Birmingham today and if you’re thinking about visiting I just wanted to let you know that this is where we keep the tree x

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6 months

Sandra Dee Sandy

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1 year

Elton looks like my Nan wondering why no one’s taken her order at the Chinese buffet after she’s signed her house over to my Dad x

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This planet is too much for me x

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1 month

Imagine living in a normal country that isn’t full of fucking maniacs x

BBC News (UK)

@BBCNews

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Anglesey: Penny Mordaunt may use sword to open new Aldi

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7 months

Apparently answering "no, thank fuck" to someone at work when they asked me if I had kids is "a bit too direct" x

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8 months

If I was a comedian who was getting exposed tomorrow in The Times and on Channel 4 I would simply write an award-winning Netflix special about it like the Americans do x

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cinesthetic.

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If were in charge of choosing the next pair of detectives for TRUE DETECTIVE S4: who would you like to see?

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2 months

You can't just come on twitter and nick my ideas, tories x

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1 year

😘🫶🏻🤩👌🏼😍

Mr Black⁛

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1 year

How do you approach a stranger you're romantically interested in

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3 years

1. No they didn’t 2. If they did it would have been stupid because bombs came at night. 3. They didn’t have the internet in the 1940s 4. Stop making things about the war. The war was shit.

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5 months

Took the tree down x

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1 year

I can’t breathe! 🤣

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4 months

“I FUCKING LOVE THE HARVESTER” x

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2 years

The Pound:

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3 months

Christian Horner, man. I've had sexier texts confirming my Klarna log in code x

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4 months

I don’t know, but if the Prime Minister of my country was making £1000 bets with another millionaire about the lives of other people while the country is being told to eat 30p bags of pasta I would simply push them both the fuck over x

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1 year

14 year old me has just passed out x

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1 year

I mean, he didn’t but OK you keep getting upset over a tweet and not about how your wife spoke to an actual Jewish person who fled the Nazi’s and her use of disgraceful language towards refugees, mate.

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2 years

If you find train tickets too expensive have you considered paying for them in 50p bags of pasta?

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1 year

“Hitler was acthsully a sothcialist”

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2 years

“You can buy a bag of pasta for 50p LMAO”

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6 months

Get a life Susan x

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10 months

I keep imagining loads men just roaming around a big field for a few hours before a bell goes off and they all file into the boozer x

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Bill Farrett 🇺🇦💙🇯🇴

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@deathofbuckley Our local Asda will always be Safeway to me

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8 months

Thank you for your service 🫡 🚮 x

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2 years

I got married and my family said nothing. I got divorced and they said nothing. Dated a woman, nothing. Brought my own oat milk to a family visit and it’s all “la di dah have you seen self-sufficient Mary over here? Are ya a hippy now?” FFS.

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1 year

@Velociraptor198 @rickygervais Paula, really? You reckon Ricky Gervais is going to give you the time of day because I retweeted something with a picture of him to a few people? You really don’t know your idol, do you hahaha! Classic.

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7 months

Are they on their way to put a quarter in Zoltar? x

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12 days

He was found guilty, guilty as a girl can be x

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Former Fiji PM Frank Bainimarama jailed for a year

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1 year

@CfcRaffy You’ve shown me the error of my ways with a Ricky Gervais gif. I am broken.

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6 months

Too easy x

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5 months

Beetlejuicenanny x

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1 year

If Allison Pearson tried to lecture me on why she’s giving up Waitrose while over 750,000 people in the last year used a food bank for the first time I would simply push her the fuck over x

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1 year

I still find it unbelievable that Shirley and Phil were a couple. Eastenders is mad x

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Stairs, but make them so I could potentially puncture both my lungs before I do a bit of admin x

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6 months

I once had the chance to meet Cliff Richard but I turned it down. I didn't want a picture of him and I on my fridge because he's a fucking weirdo and would put me off my daily Wall's Vienntetta x

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3 months

"I've been playing golf for 20 years"

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Caption this.

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Penny Mordaunt’s gonna be pissed that you didn’t stand up and fight, Andy 🤣 x

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7 months

NEW: This is the moment Tamworth's Conservative candidate Andrew Cooper makes a swift exit as Sarah Edwards begins her winning speech. He was in the building for less than five minutes. Sarah Edwards tells me: "We have seen his true colours, it is a shame." @itvcentral

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Captain Tom Mini Skirt x

Super Hams

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What would you like to see displayed in the British Museum instead of the Elgin Marbles? Drop your suggestions! I'll start:

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5 months

All that fucking money and a shirt that doesn’t fit. Maybe he could have worn some of that PPE you have? Also, fuck off x

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10 months

I’ve got a coat that’s dry clean only. Haha grow up. You’re going in the washing machine ya clown x

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1 year

Man: Can I see my son? Trains: You can just catch a train on any other day. Man, confused, lifts a photograph of his child in school uniform from 3 years ago: please. My son.

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Meeting some mates at a craft beer place later x

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Shania Twain: Let’s go girls! Me:

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2 years

#downingstreetparty

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Terrible Princess

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@deathofbuckley I’ve had to cover mine with Gaffa tape to stop it sucking up bits of Lego.

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8 months

Fly high seven bins sent to the angles. Harambe is waiting x

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Went to Manchester, got married x

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6 months

Remember Frankie Cocozza? This is him now. Feel old yet? x

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When I was at school there was a kid who used to say he was a race car. He’d do laps of the playground every break time, making vroom noises and pretending to slam his brakes on. I think he works for Deutsche Bank now? x