DEAN COLLINS Profile
DEAN COLLINS

@deanrcollins

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I love wine, women and I'm great with kids.

Joined August 2010
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9 years
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10 years
Is it just me or has Morgan Freeman been the same age for 30 years?
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3 years
To the girl in the elevator who farted and looked at me with disgust.. major props that reverse psychology had me doubting myself for a min
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8 years
RIP Alan Rickman. Thank you for filling my childhood with magic. What an awful start to 2016.
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10 years
BREAKING NEWS: Waldo has heart attack Ambulance can't find him
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3 years
Iron workers pose for a photo atop of the North Tower of the World Trade Center, 1973 #NeverForget
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3 years
The fact that anyone is risking their lives for Trump is baffling
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3 years
If you can’t distinguish between a taser and a gun you should not be on any police force
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4 years
This is America
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3 years
Imagine receiving threats from this guy lol #MrSteroids
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9 years
I guess @beck isn't such a loser after all #GRAMMYs
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2 years
RIP Paul Sorvino. Gonna slice some garlic with a razor blade in your honor tonight
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12 years
I always knew our names would help sell blue jeans @LoganLerman @cooperhefner http://t.co/yrsjwqLF
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9 years
Japan's answer to Daft Punk #Tokyo loganlerman19 http://t.co/RrSxrvaWxa
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4 years
I had to make this @realDonaldTrump
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10 years
Happy birthday @LoganLerman !! Cannot believe we have been friends for a decade http://t.co/D7YZeLOdw8
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3 years
I miss the Joe Exotic part of the pandemic
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9 years
NEW @PACIFICTHEBAND EP IS FINALLY AVAILABLE ON iTUNES!!!!! Click on the link to buy it. WARNING: Eargasm may occur http://t.co/BOplvhY7mf
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4 years
I love how all my dumb friends are suddenly scientists
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3 years
Do you peel those little strings that hang off of a banana before you eat it or are you a psychopath?
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4 years
Trump holding the Bible during that photo shoot reminded me of Ricky Bobby not knowing what to do with his hands
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3 years
What happened at the Capitol was actually just Coachella for Republicans
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10 years
Shout out to all the 90s kids who experienced life before technology took over
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8 years
Destroying frat boys wherever she may roam #grandma
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4 years
Why is Melania dressed like Hitler?
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9 years
All of my friends have January birthdays and I have no more money in my wallet.. #hbd @oliviacoolins @LoganLerman http://t.co/tmm4DaYTSP
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4 years
Can’t take ANY chances out here 😷 @MichaelRapaport #coronapocalypse
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4 years
@realDonaldTrump This is YOUR America idiot
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11 years
'LIFE IN TEXT' is finally here! It's honestly incredible and so relevant it hurts. It also features a song by my band http://t.co/cNDJJ5Ob8J
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8 years
VOTE 4 TRADITION & BIRTHDAY once a day thru 2/1 @BlakeCollinsMus @RachFleischer & help them take home the BIG PRIZE!
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8 years
Happy Birthday Lo Lo @LoganLerman
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3 years
My Uber driver just told me he isn't a human being and that he's going to live forever. Don't worry mom I'm in good hands
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4 years
There's a special place in hell for people who don't pull into the intersection while they're waiting to turn left
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9 years
Why's it always so difficult for everyone to agree on what to eat? @LoganLerman @THEnickcollins http://t.co/PA648rn4mx
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2 years
Immediate no fly list for people like this. Lock him up
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11 years
Brilliant first-person short film. Check this out @LoganLerman http://t.co/3kdbIQIRL3
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8 years
Happy birthday to one of the coolest girls I know @HelloImLana !!!
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12 years
Thinking of wearing my Step Brothers shirt on stage tnight. Not sure if ppl will be laughing with me or at me.. http://t.co/biLIpcsu
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3 years
My parents prepared me for sex but they didn't prepare me for how little of it I would be having
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3 years
If there's one thing I've learned during quarantine it's that I have absolutely no willpower when it comes to food
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3 years
Once you hit your 30s you’re either still partying on the weekends or staying in and watching My 600 lb life. There is no in between
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5 years
A man's bond with his cat is unbreakable, but I would never do this shit..
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9 years
My good friend @LanasTwittah is amazing and had the nicest things to say about @pacifictheband . Check out her video! http://t.co/wBbrctK7M8
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3 years
I don’t get paid enough for this abuse @MichaelRapaport @JacksonBrowne
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2 years
Nobu Malibu with @MichaelRapaport
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9 years
And we're the three best friends that anyone could have!!! @LoganLerman #tbt http://t.co/Z7g3ZkP83j
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Just a couple of guys posing for their next MySpace pic @glenpowell @LoganLerman #2004 #JackandBobby
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Happy 25th bday @LoganLerman Been best buds for 13 years & still argue bout the same stupid shit we did when this photo was taken #Bros4life
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What are you filming @MichaelRapaport ???
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4 years
@daxshepard Dude nobody is casting you as Joe Exotic. The people want Danny McBride.
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9 years
I love living with my brother. Everything here is totally normal. @THEnickcollins #Bromates http://t.co/bre2sXD5R1
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10 years
Cruising in the Continental last night @LoganLerman @danielpashman http://t.co/inkQCWr2xb
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3 years
Do I look like Brad Pitt? Some ppl think the resemblance is uncanny @MichaelRapaport
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4 years
@realDonaldTrump The "Chinese Virus" ??? shut the fuck up you racist POS
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9 years
You better belieb it! @justinbieber is the man, @MichaelRapaport still on my shit list. http://t.co/YGU9wCgpML
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8 years
It's been a really productive day @Snapchat
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8 years
If you're a fan of @MichaelRapaport be sure to stop him & ask for a selfie. Coolest celeb ever!!! #tbt
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3 years
@realDonaldTrump They are all just as dumb as you
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7 years
@realDonaldTrump Shut the fuck up
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4 years
@realDonaldTrump You can't go ONE day without being openly racist, can you?
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4 years
@realDonaldTrump We are voting you out in November. Pack your shit up #BunkerBoy
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3 years
My Grandma told me that I've never looked better. She's also 92 and legally blind.
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9 years
When u waiting 4 bae to text u but all she be thinkin bout is dat turkey @oliviarcollins @THEnickcollins @LoganLerman http://t.co/yAxRhtdbZD
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What's your favorite movie of all time? I'll go first.. #EternalSunshineoftheSpotlessMind
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3 years
@realDonaldTrump I honestly forgot you were still the President. Let it go, we've all moved on.
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6 years
The Shame Game is BACK with @MichaelRapaport for a special Labor Day edition
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7 years
Had a blast working with @Zendaya on this fun little piece that I 🎥 and ✂️for her instagram. Featuring 🎶 from my band @pacifictheband
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@pitchfork Dude loves it. He's been milking his fame from this and even recreates the album cover every single year
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6 years
Special Guest @KDTrey5 joins us on a brand new episode of the #ShameGame Coming soon! @MichaelRapaport #KevinDurant
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West Coast Bros
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It's the time of the season http://t.co/nBydRIlCyG
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Do yourself a favor and listen to this http://t.co/FZpsaOXK
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8 years
Another day. Another meltdown. @MichaelRapaport @LoganLerman
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1 year
What is it about Walmart that brings out the worst in people?
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8 years
Just saw @IndignationFilm . Congrats to @LoganLerman on another great performance as well as his first producing credit! Really enjoyed it
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9 years
Everyone in the left lane has seen Final Destination http://t.co/58fexF6B6w
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3 years
Had a dream I went to the gym. Woke up feeling very accomplished and that's good enough for me
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5 years
Congrats to my old bud @ItsRamiMalek on best actor!!
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4 years
Yeah sure let's throw an earthquake into the mix
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7 years
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the guy who may or may not be my father cause he refuses to get a DNA test! @MichaelRapaport @ATCQ
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3 years
Pfizer or Madonna?
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9 years
Happy 23rd birthday to the homie lomy!! Cheers to some of the most epic times over the past 11 years.… http://t.co/FjTGT2dZHJ
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7 years
One on One with @RickFox and @Zendaya 🎥🏀 #FBF #Directing
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9 years
Missing the homie lomie @LoganLerman
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10 years
Saw #FuryMovie last night & WOW. @LoganLerman gives an Oscar worthy performance. Proud to call him my best friend. Go see it this weekend!
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10 years
"Hey, where's your parents money and jewlery?" @LoganLerman at my house right now
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Happy 23rd birthday to the best sister a brother could ask for @oliviacoolins http://t.co/K1Pee9D2at
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