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Failed footballer, average golfer, who runs a bit. MUFC 🇾🇪

Joined October 2010
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Not sure exactly what’s happening here but Keane ain’t happy 😂
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I’ve thanked him privately, but wanted to thank @bealymufc publicly too x @DementiaUK
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I’m sorry for anybody who’s seen this already but I got play a game with my boy. Still buzzing ❤️⚽️
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We laughed, and they all loved it cos it was nothing vicious……
@talkSPORT
talkSPORT
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😡 “Antonio Di Natale kept nutmegging me so I smashed him.” 😳 “I got booked, Ramos tries to get me off the pitch & I nailed Di Natale again.” 🟥 “I got sent off & walked passed my own sub! What was I thinking!?” @MrJamieOHara1 tells the tale of his silliest red card at #THFC .
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On the day of my 9th birthday....still remember watching the game on telly. When football was at its best.
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Let it never be said, that @markusbartley doesn’t pay his bets. True to his word; hand delivered my 24 packets of Monster Munch Beef 👊🏻❤️
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@jay_snowden163 @jaythomas1979 @sneijder101010 no respect?! If he didn't know then he didn't know. He had to decency to respond to you!
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My little boys first ever game today ⚽️ Ace Diego 💚
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@Elly_grande Such a horrible thing for you all to have to go though. Hope you’re all ok.
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This is exactly it. Lingard’s just trying to save face.
@talkSPORT
talkSPORT
2 years
😒 “This is an experienced manager vs a disco dancing player.” 👊 “Rangnick’s holding him accountable for what he has said!” 😰 “Now Lingard thinks it doesn’t look good for him & qualified what he meant!” Simon Jordan backs #MUFC ’s Rangnick over Lingard in ‘time off’ dispute!
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Van Dijk taking bullets all last night on here from loads of United fans. He's light years ahead of anything we have, and people don't want to admit that, just cos he's a scouser. People just trying to be edgy saying he's shit, or overrated - it's embarrassing.
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50 goal season 🎯
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Me and my 13yr olds first ever 10km together ❤️ This feels great - The dream is play a game of football together, but I’m 40 now, and times running out quickly 😏
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My little boys kit arrived this am 😍 Great quality as always @retrofactoryUTD 👊🏻
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@DamoMarshall81 @EddieHearn @DillianWhyte @lucasBrowne @SkySportsBoxing Whyte is bang average, so I don’t think it would be a shock if Browne beats him
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@JeremyLynch1 @TheF2 Jezza, you made my boys day yesterday. Thank you mate ❤️
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The 🐐 non league centre half. If you know, you know 🤖
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Work just emailed us saying have a takeaway on us Sunday evening, and Monday off as an extra days holiday, to celebrate England getting to the final 🙌🏼✅
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I hope Klopp made sure he sprinted to the Liverpool end and did his 3 fist bumps, the big stiff idiot.
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Great fit too @retrofactoryUTD ❤️
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“So I’ve stolen a march on my marker, met the ball upon my arrival into the box, and glanced it into the bottom corner. It was only my 2nd game aswell.... By the way, have I mentioned I’m turning vegan?!” @11Samtucker @ReadingCityFC
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@EditinKing doesn't bother him, yet he feels he has to send a message out online, and cancels his twitter 🤔
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I’d be passionate too, if I’m a no9 and I’d just scored my first goal in about 18 months 🤷🏻‍♂️
@Kloppholic
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Bobby’s passion here... What a guy.❤️
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For all the Reading folk. This is what the top board of the central used to feel like, when we were younger 😰
@Rossmac212
Ross McCulloch
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That’s a hell of a dive👏🏻
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Not many better things for the mind, than an early morning run in the fresh country air. Really enjoyed that lads - thank you 🙏🏼 🏃🏻‍♂️ @Jordan_Grittt @willow1871
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🕊️ @jordy_norr1s funeral details, for anybody who’d like to attend. Thursday 19th October at 3:15pm Henley Road Crematorium All Hallows Rd, Caversham, Reading RG4 5LP 🕊️
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German man attempts cannonball into frozen swimming pool. The ice wins http://t.co/OW6KTpdY”<<< hahaha stop whatever you're doing and watch!
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If you don’t remember Riquelme then I feel for you. Absolute ball whisperer 🔟
@FinishedPlayers
Former Footballers
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Juan Riquelme was a quality player......
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Fuck me, Beckham in Cica Blades. That’s a rare picco!!
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Getting some great 1 on 1 time with my eldest, starting his pre season training early. He’s working so hard, and I’m really pushing him ❤️🏃🏻‍♂️
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This is disgusting. Imagine the fear in your life just by being a black man/woman living in America. The whole country is fucked 😔
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8.03km @JayRuss70817147 FUCK LIVERPOOL 🖕🏼🇾🇪
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@andysharratt What a man. Must’ve been so embarrassing for him to have to go there, but fair play. If my boy did that he wouldn’t see daylight for 6 months and I’d take his phone and his xbox 💪🏼
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Steve is a bad grass. Don't be like Steve.
@StevePearcy
Steve Pearcy
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. @DHLParcelUK One of your drivers threw litter out of his van today. I opened the door and threw it back & told him to put it in the bin, he then chucked it back out onto the pavement and drove off. This is him and his reg number. I hope you agree this is disgusting behaviour?!
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Get fucked you clown, that’s class Gwaaaan @Granty_1991 🙌🏼
@90minutesehr
#90minutesLive
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@HertfordTownFC win a penalty but Poor gamesmanship from @MarlowFC keeper Simon Grant as he delays the spot kick. James Jewers couldn’t convert still 0-0 @IsthmianLeague
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A lot of OUT voters supporting Europe in the Ryder cup today 🐸☕️
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Hopefully some of you non believers watched the Maradona film this evening and it’s made you realise what I’ve been saying for the longest time. Nobody touches him, ever.... 🐐
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I think Arteta is actually more annoying than Klopp, and that’s some going.
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Stop what you’re doing and look at how good this picture is. The greatest player ever to wear a Barcelona shirt, and Robbo. My 2 footballing heros ❤️
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@darrenrusse11
DR
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Julia Roberts begging for a picture - he knows he’s at a huge club now. If he was still at Chelsea, he’d have Sonia Jackson from Eastenders.
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“I’ll be professional…” yet openly critical about his manager in public. Huge self entitled bellend.
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
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Romelu Lukaku to @SkySport : "Physically I am fine. But I'm NOT happy with the situation at Chelsea. Tuchel has chosen to play with another system - I won't give up, I'll be professional. I am not happy with the situation but I am professional - and I can't give up now". 🔵 #CFC
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What a guy 😍
@Andymcc007
Andy McC
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Mac Allsiter shows of his world cup winners medal. Love this
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Can we stop pretending that Dalot is Carlos Alberto now, please?
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Seems like the nicest guy you’re ever likely to meet.
@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
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"Ohh... I don't know what to say!" "I don't know what else I could do!" How can you not love Michail Antonio? One of the realest men in football, total honesty in his post-match chat with @DesKellyBTS 👏
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The best to ever do it 💔👑🇦🇷
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Whys everybody up in arms about Mata? He’ll know he’s a squad player, and he’ll be a useful one at that. Good to have a wise head in amongst loads of younger players and kids. Some people love to be outraged on here, and for nothing.
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Kane is fucking light years ahead of Lukaku....
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Im finally sold on Jack Grealish. What an arrogant, beautiful, gifted bastard he is 😍
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“How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? “Pick it up, and suck it off….” RIP Sean Lock ❤️🙏🏼
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What’s all the outcry about Ighalo? He’s clearly a backup option (on loan too) He’s scored goals in the premier league before and he’s the main striker for his international team.... 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Arsenal, by a million miles.
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I wasn’t there John, but I’ll absolutely guarantee you that this never happened.
@johndphoto
John D McHugh
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My 6 year old recently stood for school council election. "I won't win," she told me that night. "One of the other girls said she'd get the school an extra day of holiday if elected. She lied to win." After a short pause she added, "It's like #Brexit all over again" #PeoplesVote
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Remember folks, we’re not allowed to SIUUUUUUUUU, cos the top red regime don’t like it man.
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The things you find in the loft 🙌🏼
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you bubble blowing nonce pricks - get fucked 😭😭😭
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@MrTomMcDermott Not much really. They're all a lot older and retired.
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Could literally watch this pass every day, for the rest of my life.
@julesbreach
Jules Breach
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Have you ever seen a better pass? Pavard. Baller 👌🏽
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A lot of money, but Van Dijk has everything you’d want and need in a centre half, and he’s still fairly young. I’d have him at United 😏
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Tenby at 8am is beautiful ❤️
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The 🐐. That era with The Rock, Austin, Jericho, Angle, Triple H etc will never ever be bettered. My Friday nights were Raw and my Saturdays were Smackdown. Great days ❤️
@TheRock
Dwayne Johnson
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FINALLY...I come back home to my @WWE universe. This FRIDAY NIGHT, I’ll return for our debut of SMACKDOWN! LIVE on @FOXTV . There’s no greater title than #thepeopleschamp . And there’s no place like home. Tequila on me after the show 😈🥃 #IfYaSmell 🎤 #Smackdown #RocksShow #FOX
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Lads 💚
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Loves a Frog Splash off the top turnbuckle
@RealBetis_en
Real Betis Balompié
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🔜🏆💚 That's right, @HectorBellerin !
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At the Bournemouth game and went to the ticket office to collect my tickets. Pete Bolton rocked up and was absolutely massive time... “My tickets have to be at the top, surely” 😂😂
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Saw my old mate @andysharratt for the first time in nearly 20 years, this morning. Great to see you skip ❤️
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My 13yr old boy wanted to watch 1917 (15 rated) at the cinema - took him & tried blagging it. The weren’t having any of it, and we had to watch some shit called JoJo Rabbit instead. Possibly the worst film I’ve ever seen 😏
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Barca is the only answer here.
@Sporf
SPORF
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⭐️ 2 legends. 👕 1 current player. 🤔 Which front 3 is best?
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Ace Diego 💚🇾🇪
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Can't understand everybody crying about the Lingard video. So fucking what?! There's another player doing the same in the video, and it's just a bit fun. Some of you cunts love to get offended over the smallest thing.
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That’s cool, but have they ever done the hills at prospect pre season with Big Joe, and his bag of sticks?! 😏
@thespursweb
The Spurs Web
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Spurs fitness coach Gian Piero Ventura made the Spurs players run 42 lengths of the pitch today in 30 degree heat. 😳💨 - Daily Mail
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Uniteds next No1 🤚🏻⚽️
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Cavani is everything I wanted Falcao to be 😍
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Gwaaaaan @MarcusRicco77 still going strong at 45yrs of age 🙌🏼❤️
@FHFC1907
Flackwell Heath FC
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81’| BOOOOOMMMMM!!! GOALLLLLLLL! It’s the gaffer. The fox in the box. The main man. Nods one in from a deep free kick. @FHFC1907 2 v 1 @ReadingCityFC
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I’ll do it for you mate @Cashin11 “After speaking to Blakey, I knew this was where I wanted to play my football. His enthusiasm is infectious, and I already know a few of the boys, so will be easy enough to settle in. Can’t wait to get started….”
@WoodleyUtdFC
Woodley United FC
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We are delighted to announce Adam Cashin-Murray has signed until the end of the season. Cashy is a top midfielder having played at step 4,5 & 6. A born winner on the pitch with the focus & desire to match our ambition to finish the season as strong as possible. Welcome Cashy👏🏼
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Have some of that Arteta, you lego headed prick 😂
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Looks promising 🙏🏼
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Nobody likes a liar, Molly. This absolutely didn't happen.
@Molly__Cohen
Molly Cohen
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My 5 y/o niece hearing about the results this morning: "But how can a bully win?" And then she started sobbing. Our kids!! Our future!!
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Just Rooney, by an absolute street 😏
@sportbible
SPORTbible
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Has there? 🤔🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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This guys class
@MundialMag
MUNDIAL
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A-League referee Jarred Gillett was mic-ed up for this match between Melbourne Victory and Brisbane Roar. It was his last match before he starts reffing in The Championship. Here's what it's like to be a ref in Oz.
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Good luck if any of you are in any FPL leagues with my mate @Cashin11 He’s not fucking about this year…
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Some of you lot need to chill out with the turbo tweeting about united not doing any transfer business yet. It’s taking over some of your lives 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Forget the manager. Ole the man was 10/10 ❤️
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@hesham786 No end product? 😂😂😂 I wouldn’t swap either, but to suggest Willian has no end product is ridiculous.
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Love Henderson!!! He’ll make mistakes, like all keepers do, and folk will hammer him and say DDG better, but his confidence and authority does so much for the back four. Quick off his line, and very brave when he comes.... Has to stay in now.
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Let have you then boys…. @CalsGallimore @kelvinbossman
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Who else was with me from day 1 when I said there was definitely a player in Fred?
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Love it here @ichotels 💚🇹🇷
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Top top guy, and a great achievement. Well done Shadow - proud of you mate ❤️
@MarlowFC
Marlow Football Club
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The Gaffer 😍 Anyone who’s worked with him knows how much he deserves this! Constantly doubted… He’s done it!
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Some of us have been Team Fred from day one 😏
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Short story @T0mmyChapman8TC What about Slazenger socks AND woman’s tights?!
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Yes Simon Jordan…. @CalsGallimore
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On route to Manchester with @FEFMUFC Looking very pensive, ahead of today’s protest. #UTFR #GlazersOut #ApologyNotAccepted #50 +1 🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪
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One of the worst decisions I’ve ever seen
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Bit of vets footy this morning ⚽️ Missed you @markusbartley 😏
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Golfing abroad 😍⛳️
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Scandalous how good Mainoo was today.
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@UtdMicah @ladbible Some bad opinions on here, but this one is right up there
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