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Comic Book Writer. Currently writing #SuperiorSpiderMan and #SpiderBoy once a month. And #DoctorWho once a year. dan.slott on IG and Threads.

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@DanSlott
Dan Slott
1 year
Anyone saying the @SheHulkOfficial TV show wasn't "comic book accurate"... I'm the guy who has written more issues of SHE-HULK than anyone. I've read every single comic from every #SheHulk run. And I'm saying, for the record, it is the MOST comic book accurate show in the MCU.
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@DanSlott
Dan Slott
8 years
You're not safe in an elementary school, high school, college, movie theater, club, or church. The only thing safe is the Second Amendment.
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@DanSlott
Dan Slott
11 months
This guy ran over his Uncle Bentley.
@ConcernedBlake
Blake The Concerned
11 months
@DanSlott I gotta ask, what was Peter Parkedcar’s canon event?
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Dan Slott
4 years
He passed away on Jackie Robinson day and Black Panther creator, Jack Kirby's birthday. It all feels so unreal.
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@DanSlott
Dan Slott
1 year
My advice: Don't think of it as a BLACK ADAM film. Think of it as a Dr. Fate & Hawkman buddy picture.
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@DanSlott
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9 months
"Thinks"?
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xmonica
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Bro thinks he's Spider-Man 🙄
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@DanSlott
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2 years
Dear @JamesGunn , now that you've got a crazy amount of sway... ...what are the chances of getting a live action version of THIS?
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@DanSlott
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5 years
"You suck." - Blocked. "I hate your comics." - Blocked. "You ruined Spider-Man." - Blocked. "You don't handle criticism well." Part of "handling" it is blocking all the rude stuff immediately. Sorry it's a 1 strike policy, but I don't have time to keep a scorecard for everyone.
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@DanSlott
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1 year
There should be a clause in EVERY @netflix contract that says if your show gets unceremoniously canceled, you get to make a 90 minute movie that wraps everything up.
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@DanSlott
Dan Slott
2 years
A very Happy Thanksgiving to you all.
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@DanSlott
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1 year
People arguing the twerking scene in #SheHulk wouldn't have happened in the comics... Byrne had She-Hulk jumping rope in a bikini. I had her karaokeing, dancing, & partying so hard it was causing structural damage to Avengers Mansion. This is the hill they want to die on? 🤷
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@DanSlott
Dan Slott
11 months
Release Batgirl.
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@MarioEmmet
Av 
11 months
What decisions should Warner Bros. Discovery boss (David Zaslav) undo ↩️?
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@DanSlott
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11 months
Whatever happens... ...it will always have been worth it. Because of this.
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@DanSlott
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1 year
Spidey Facts: Spectacular Spider-Man is the one Spider-Man where it's okay to break the rule of "no web-line down the center of his chin". (But in every other case, when you put webs on that mask, you should avoid the nose-to-chin line.)
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@DanSlott
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5 years
Every comic book writer needs to keep a copy of this strip pinned up on their wall. :)
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@DanSlott
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8 years
This has to be one of the cleverest and well-pulled-off Marvel cosplays ever! Mystique mid-transformation!
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@DanSlott
Dan Slott
2 years
This is the first time I've ever seen my name in the credits of a movie. And it's a Spider-Man movie. And it's next to John Romita Sr. Not going to lie. I might cry a little.
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@DanSlott
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Don't let age stop you. For every story you hear about a wonder kid who achieved success at some ludicrously young age, there's a story of somebody who didn't even start till they were much older than you. There are role models all around you.
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1 year
"That's not the point. Nobody was arguing about that." Yes. They were. A lot.
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@DanSlott
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2 years
Hi. I have written more #SheHulk comics than any human being since the dawn of time, I’ve seen the first 4 episodes of #SheHulkAttorneyAtLaw , and I am here to tell you… …they are SENSATIONAL!!!
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1 year
After posting this, literally got a post starting out: "No one’s saying the show isn’t comic accurate pal..." Love the goal post moving, cause the whole "the show isn't comic accurate" talking point has been going on for MONTHS. From people who clearly have never read SHE-HULK.
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@DanSlott
Dan Slott
5 years
To be fair, the only reason #AvengersEndgame broke all those box office records is because #DoctorStrange alone watched it 14,000,605 times.
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7 years
NEW PLAN: @realDonaldTrump if U step down now, EVERY A-LIST CELEBRITY will play at your goodbye party & we'll give U the BIGGEST CROWDS EVER
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5 years
I've seen film critics say the MCU is like "series television, but at the movies." It's simpler than that. Multiple franchises in a shared universe. Interweaving subplots and soap opera. That's COMICS. "It's comics, but at the movies." And that's not a bug, it's a feature.
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1 year
@OniZagru @SheHulkOfficial Pug, Wong, Luke, Bruce, Matt, Ched, Jen's dad, an entire support group of men... There were way more supportive and good men in the show than creeps. The only characters that were vilified were the villains.
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Dan Slott
1 year
People upset over #SheHulk twerking for fun with a celebrity that *she* liked... ...somehow have NO problem with Tony Stark having a stripper pole in his private jet in IRON MAN 1-- with women Tony Stark was paying to dance for *his* pleasure. Spare me this newfound outrage.
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1 year
QUESTION: Who'd win in a race? Batman or The Flash? BATMAN FAN: What if he had time to prepare?
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@DanSlott
Dan Slott
11 months
"All the men in the SHE-HULK show were toxic." No. Bruce, Holliway, Pug, Morris, Ched, Luke, Wong, Daredevil, Blonksy, El Aguila, Man-Bull, Saracen, the Wrecker, Porcupine... Except for Dennis, Todd, Josh, & the dating app jerks, NO men w/ serious on screen time were toxic. 1/
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@DanSlott
Dan Slott
9 months
Today was the BEST day. She said “Yes!” 🥰💍❤️
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Dan Slott
1 year
I'm just going to show up to Hollywood, lie, and tell people I wrote two seasons of a show that no longer exists on HBOMax.
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@DanSlott
Dan Slott
5 years
Every actress who has *ever* portrayed Aunt May in a movie has been brilliant. There has never been a bad Aunt May.
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@DanSlott
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10 years ago: I pitched a story called Spider-Verse. 5 years ago: The Spider-Verse comics came out. 1 year ago: The Oscar winning motion picture debuted (Outside of Peter, Spider-Gwen, Ham, Miles, Noir, 2099, & '67 being in it, it was COMPLETELY different. And it was perfect!)
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Dan Slott
4 years
Until there's an in-continuity movie to dispute it, this is Uncle Ben in my MCU head canon.
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Dan Slott
2 years
Superman shouldn't be jacked. Nothing on Earth can give his muscles a workout. He should be a normal guy. If there's a reason he's jacked, that should apply to Supergirl & Krypto too. Supergirl should look like a heavyweight bodybuilder, and Krypto should be a hulked out dog.
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@DanSlott
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I grew up with John Romita's Spider-Man as my Spider-Man. He was already one of my heroes before I'd ever set foot in Marvel. When I was an intern in the 90's, it was surreal to me that he worked on staff, and I was in awe seeing him walk through the halls. One day... 1/7
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5 years
I'm seeing lots of people saying Reed Richards, Adam Warlock, and Silver Surfer. My vote? Marc Spector: Moon Knight
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Marvel Studios president says they approach Keanu Reeves for "almost every film we make."
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2 years
My work here is done. The rest is up to fate now. You're welcome.
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2 years
Fell down a rabbit hole today of hate and ignorance. Having an award winning disabled writer tell a story about a disabled Spider-Hero who was created by a disabled fan is a GOOD THING. That someone could spin that as a bad thing is mind boggling to me. also...
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2 years
He started at $20. Then Cujo's dad got him down to $8. Now a fictional cat has got him down to $5. Do I hear $2?
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5 years
It's not a seesaw. Neither DC or Marvel have to fail for the other to succeed. Same w/ Star Wars or Star Trek. It's OK to like ALL the things. It's OK to hope that all corners of fandom succeed. Someone liking what THEY like in NO WAY diminishes from you liking what you like.
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1 year
Explaining the Disney CEO situation in Whovian terms.
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@DanSlott
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4 years
Reminder: Superman has a dog.
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@DanSlott
Dan Slott
11 months
Explain why comics are awesome in one image.
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@DarickR
𝔻𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕜 👉 @darickr.bsky.social
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Explain why comics are awesome in one image. The image:
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@DanSlott
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4 years
There are definitely times when I should step away from Twitter for a bit... like... right... NOW. All right, back to my script. See ya later.
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1 year
Have seen multiple comments today about how I must somehow be upset because a married Peter Parker in Across the Spider-Verse. My eyes cannot roll hard enough. :) You guys know I wrote these, right? I love *every* version of Spider-Man.❤️
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5 years
Saw the JOKER tonight. Loved DARK KNIGHT & WONDER WOMAN. Thought AQUAMAN & SHAZAM were FUN. Can't wait for HARLEY QUINN. This isn't an Anti-DC thing. JOKER was bad. Real bad. Joaquin Phoenix's performance was a GOOD thing... in a BAD movie. Also, JOKER was a bad Joker movie.
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2 years
If you've got a project at HBO Max, and they invite you into a room, make sure they haven't covered the floor in plastic first.
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10 years ago today...
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@DanSlott
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1 year
Half-way through RRR for the first time. This film is INSANE. In all the best possible ways. I have no words.
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5 years
Best moment in any super hero movie ever. This made me believe. No special effects needed.
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@DanSlott
Dan Slott
3 years
BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump to be digitally replaced in HOME ALONE 2 with actor, Christopher Plummer.
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@DanSlott
Dan Slott
11 months
Woke up to a world where Spider-Punk is trending. 😀 The whole reason he exists is that Olivier designed him to be our Spider-UK, I asked for a redesign— but told Olivier that I loved his design so much that we’d use it for a character all their own. Thank you, Olivier Coipel!
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2 years
One of the greatest moments in the entirety of the MCU. Fight me.
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Dan Slott
2 years
Spoiler: Uncle Ben.
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Dan Slott
3 years
All these videos really are like the end of Return of the Jedi.
@DaintreeGross
Alison Daintree Gross
3 years
NY celebration 11:30 am #bidenharis2020
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Dan Slott
5 years
Henry Cavill's mustache.
@DanaSchwartzzz
Dana Schwartz - on hiatus
5 years
WITHOUT GOOGLING IT: what was the name of the main villain in Justice League (2017)
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3 years
Reminder: DUNE is the movie starring Moon Knight, MJ, Drax, Thanos, Erik Selvig, and Kurt from ANT-MAN.
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Dan Slott
3 years
"I want PICTURES! Pictures of SPIDER-MAN!"
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Caption this
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4 years
Know who's nice? Tom Holland. Day I visited the Homecoming set, they were done filming all the Spidey sequences for the whole movie. But a friend had their 2 kids w/ them, so to make them happy, on a break Holland went to wardrobe put on the suit, & played around w/ em as Spidey.
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6 years
10 years ago today, my first issue of Amazing Spider-Man hit the stands. Thank you, @Marvel , for the best job I'll ever have. And thank you, everyone who's supported this run.
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@DanSlott
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4 years
We live in two different Americas.
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1 year
In the comics, Wolverine is 5'3". Hugh Jackman is 6'3". And we all lived. You'll be okay if the characters look different. Honest.
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4 years
On my deathbed my final words will probably be, "Spider-Man... with... a hyphen...." And my obituary will read, "Spiderman writer dies".
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2 years
Yeah. I'm biased as heck, but that's now my favorite @MarvelStudios show.
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3 years
Comic cons? This please. They could be added to lanyards or something.
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Dan Slott
5 years
Helpful guide for drawing the webs on Spidey's mask. Always 1 line in the middle of the forehead. No line down the middle of the chin. 🙂
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1 year
@chrizmillr You should totally re-release it and use that as a pull quote.
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5 years
Feel comfortable calling it now. The best Spider-Man movie: animated. The two best Batman movies: animated.
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The 40 episode run of GRAVITY FALLS has better long term secrets, mysteries, payoffs, and resolutions than anything in X-FILES, BATTLESTAR GALACTICA, or LOST. Fight me. (If you've never seen it, it's all on @hulu .)
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My 2¢ When you're casting for She-Hulk, you shouldn't cast FOR She-Hulk. The same way when you're casting for Hulk, you cast for the best BRUCE BANNER ... ...when casting for She-Hulk, you cast for the best JEN WALTERS.
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5 years
No one remembers the robot in the ROCKY series. There was a robot. Rocky had a robot. I'm not making this up. Swear to God, this isn't photoshopped.
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3 years
Dear Writer of 2020, The fact that Trump was out golfing when the news hit... Nice touch.
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Dan Slott
2 years
Bring back TV theme songs that explain the show's premise, you cowards.
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Dan Slott
4 years
New York today vs. Florida today.
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5 years
Dear Guy who said I didn't understand a Marvel character, and then forwarded me a link to scenes of how other people wrote them better... I wrote some of those scenes. 😸 Taking that as a compliment and signing off for tonight.👋
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1 year
Way too many people online don't understand the difference between: "This was bad." & "This was a bad fit for me." Not everything needs to be for you. There are TONS of things for you. And things that are JUST for you. It's ok for SOME things to be for people who aren't you.
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1 year
This is getting silly. Dear News Shows, any time a politician says the word "woke", ask them to define what they mean. The Far Right is starting to use "woke" in the all purpose way that Smurfs say "smurf".
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Dan Slott
11 months
If they rushed out a bare bones opening credit sequence for next week and replaced the A.I. one, they would gain so much good will.
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2 years
Will always be one of the greatest. We all have to let him know.
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1 year
Had to block a lot of *supposed* comic fans tonight who were very upset that a character who's Miles Morales' sister is... *checks notes*... Black. 😐
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7 years
This is how you fight this. This is how you fight this. This is how you fight this.
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Dan Slott
9 months
It *should* be called: "The Muppets Take The Manhattan Project"
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Joe Russo
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Inject this into my atoms, please.
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Dan Slott
1 year
Seeing people disparaging Frank Miller's art on this hell site. If all he ever produced were his 80's output on... Daredevil The Wolverine mini-series The Dark Knight Returns & Ronin ...that alone would be enough to cement him as one of the greatest comic artists of all-time.
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Someone posted to me how disappointed they were w/ the HIMYM series finale. There IS an alternate ending. If you choose to make that alt-ending your personal canon, then it does kinda redeem the whole last season of an on-the-whole amazing series. Here:
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Dan Slott
7 years
Dear @CNN , hold on to that chyron. It's only Day 8, b*tches.
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I'm old enough to remember seeing THE BLUES BROTHERS in a movie theater-- and hearing everybody cheering as Jake & Elwood aimed their car right at a group like this and then gunned it.
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Whenever someone tags me to say "You ruined Spider-Man" or "You don't understand Peter Parker," I look over to a note I've got taped up near my desk: "Dan Slott and Spidey go together like ham 'n eggs!" - Stan Lee #Excelsior 😀
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My 2¢ Bitching about an ending is a God given right & a guilty pleasure. Writing a new ending in fanfic is a gift to all. Petitioning for different endings is creepy fan entitlement. Being Fred Savage's character in The Princess Bride is cool. Being Annie Wilkes in Misery is not.
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2 years
The radioactive spider bite put Peter Parker into a coma. Every moment since has all been his coma-related dream.
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Dan Slott
5 years
Reminder: I'm old enough to remember the outrage that the actor from "MR. MOM" was cast as Batman. And he turned out to be an EXCELLENT Batman. For a generation he was THE Batman. Just wait. You never know.
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2 years
There's an accountant in Gotham City who's noticed every Bat vehicle, estimated how much they ALL cost, and has realized that ONLY Bruce Wayne could AFFORD to be Batman.
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Dan Slott
2 years
You are going to be so weirded out when the next season of The Mandalorian comes out and it's all about Boba Fett.
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Dan Slott
5 years
Me: Here's my opinion on something. Angry twitter guy: You're wrong. Do people not get how opinions work?
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@DanSlott
Dan Slott
4 years
Update: Our President is currently being owned by Time's Person of the Year.
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Dan Slott
3 years
Reminder: Al Franken resigned from the Senate in 2017 for something he did in 2006. Marjorie Taylor Greene should be removed.
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Dan Slott
4 years
I miss getting new Marvel movies. This feels like a lifetime ago...
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Dan Slott
5 years
Superman is an earnest character who rises to unbelievable challenges, who pulls off the impossible, who believes in all of us-- and our potential-- sometimes, more than we do ourselves. His earnestness isn't childlike. His character isn't "cheesy". It's his greatest strength.
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5 years
I've now seen SPIDER-VERSE more times than I've ever seen a movie in its 1st run (as an adult). I may have seen RAIDERS, STAR WARS, and ESB more times in 1st run as a kid/teen. But that was near the start of VHS. You HAD to back then. It's easily one of my favorite movies ever.
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3 years
The Vice President of the United States of America does not want to rule out the 25th Amendment in case the President becomes MORE unstable. Think about that. The Vice President thinks the President *is* unstable. But would like to wait and see if he becomes *more* unstable.
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The Doctor stops the Master from his latest doomsday scheme... but both are caught in the resulting blast. 2 regenerated beings emerge, their clothes burnt beyond recognition. Both claim (or believe) they're the Doctor. We don't let the viewers know till the end of the season.
@thatotherharry
jean-luc 🐝
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What's one controversial thing that you would do if you were the show the runner of #DoctorWho for a series? For me it would be making The Doctor being half human thing canon and exploring that a little...
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