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Lou Bega singing Mambo No. 5 at a concert in support of Polish troops defending the eastern border amid a migration crisis is the most surreal thing I've seen for a long time
When I first started learning Polish - and had mastered animal names but not plural endings - I used to think how nice it was that they warned drivers there could be dogs in the road
My favourite Polish idioms:
- co ma piernik do wiatraka (what does gingerbread have to do with a windmill): it's irrelevant
- nie rób wiochy (don't make a village): don't be an embarrassment
- można z nim konie kraść (you can steal horses with him): a good, trustworthy person
An Australian fan swore profusely in Polish during a live broadcast from Qatar on Polish TV, saying he learned the language while drinking vodka with a Polish friend
Polish state TV interrupted an opposition politician to cut to live images of the prime minister eating John Paul II's favourite type of cake in the late pope's hometown
So Trump has banned travel from Poland because it has "failed to take precautions" against coronavirus, but not from the UK,
Poland has 47 cases of coronavirus so far; the UK has 460.
Poland has shut down all schools, unis, museums and other institutions; the UK has not.
A farmer in the Polish city of Lublin has refused to sell his land to developers. Here he is harvesting his crops last week in the middle of a housing estate.
Via Igor Gorczyca on FB:
Polish chess grandmaster Jan-Krzysztof Duda refusing to shake the hand of Russian Denis Khismatullin, who has expressed support for Putin's war in Ukraine, at the World Rapid Chess Championship
A Hungarian hospital
- Politician with a much better mask than doctor (who's wearing it wrong)
- Tiles falling off the wall
- Lift out of order
- Fire extinguisher lying in a corner
And this was published on Orban's own Facebook page
Workers in a factory in Grodno, Belarus. When their boss claims Lukashenko won the election, someone shouts: "Whoever voted for Tsikhanouskaya, stand up."
Via
@poczobut
My favourite Polish idioms:
- kiełbasa wyborcza (electoral sausage): a campaign promise with popular appeal
- nie mój cyrk, nie moje małpy (not my circus, not my monkeys): not my problem/business
- odgrzewany kotlet (reheated cutlet): an old issue someone is trying to revive
Police in Poland were called out when CCTV operators saw that an elderly man had been lying on a bench in cold evening temperatures for over an hour.
When they arrived, they found him doing this:
The far right organised an anti-Ukrainian protest in the town of Sanok and precisely zero people turned up.
For years Polish nationalists have tried to stir up hatred towards Poland's large Ukrainian migrant (and now refugee) community. But they have consistently failed
It always annoys me how English-language media have this unofficial hierarchy of languages whereby some (usually Western European) are allowed their own letters with diacritics but others aren't.
She's called Iga Świątek, not Swiatek
My favourite Polish word without an English equivalent is kombinować, meaning (roughly) to arrange/sort out/plan something but in an underhand way (see also, załatiwić)
Another good one is kilkanaście, meaning an amount between 11 and 19
@prezydentpl
@AndrzejDuda
Kobiety stanowią około 60% studentów uczelni wyższych, 40% pracowników naukowych ale 0% Prezydenckiej Rady ds. Szkolnictwa Wyższego
This year is the 20th anniversary of when I first moved to Poland.
To celebrate my time in this fantastic country, here's a thread of ten things that have changed over those two decades.
If there's popular demand, I'll also do a list of ten things that haven't changed
Australia's
@abcnews
bizarrely calls Poland's Prime Minister "Mateusz Kusznierewicz".
He's actually called Mateusz Morawiecki. Mateusz Kusznierewicz is a Polish sailor who won gold at the 1996 Olympics
@theJeremyVine
The photo is actually from Poland, a country that has been far better than Britain at implementing and keeping to social-distancing rules
The year is 2020 A.D. Poland is entirely occupied by the virus. Well, not entirely...One small village of indomitable Poles still holds out against the invader.
"Holland: Cheese, Cocaine and Killers" headlines Polish state TV, a government mouthpiece. "The Netherlands has serious problems with the rule of law."
In unrelated news, the Netherlands yesterday called for Poland's EU funds to be frozen due to rule of law violations
Tonight in Poland we've seen:
- Ruling party leader declare in parliament that opposition MPs will go to jail
- Opposition MP pepper sprayed by plain clothes police while peacefully presenting her ID
- Plain clothes police with telescopic batons using force against protesters
In a fitting symbol of where Poland is in 2020, the two presidential candidates are holding "debates" on their own at the moment in completely different places
Our FR4978 flight has landed safely in Vilnius at 19:25hrs UK time (21:25hrs local time). Here is Ryanair’s statement on today’s diversion to Minsk Airport 👇
@RyanairPress
Do members of the Ryanair frequent flyer scheme at least get acknowledged if they're kidnapped by an authoritarian regime during one of your flights? Just wanted to check before I book my next trip
Poles have the most negative view of Russia among the 53 countries surveyed for the 2022 Democracy Perception Index.
87% of Poles view Russia negatively (the highest among all countries) and only 5% positively (the lowest among all countries)
Kobiety stanowią 58% lekarzy w Polsce, 74% stomatologów i 84% wszystkich pracowników służb medycznych - ale wydaje się, że 0% rektorów uniwersytetów medycznych
A campsite in Poland offers guests free electricity, but one couple took things a bit far by subtlely charging their Tesla.
After being told off by the owners, they left a one-star Google review complaining about "staff checking who has what connected to the electricity"
Speaking of idiomatic horses, I've always loved the fact that the Polish version of "I could eat a horse" is "zjadłbym konia z kopytami" (I could eat a horse with hooves).
As if eating a horse would be perfectly normal, but you'd only eat it with hooves if really desperate.
Roman ruins in Britain are called 'Roman', not 'British'.
US bases in Germany are called 'American', not 'German'.
Nazi German camps in Poland should be called 'Nazi German', not 'Polish'.
Please can people stop arguing that the adjective denotes location, not responsibility.
Classic Polish train experience. Our six-person compartment is an absolute sauna but noone wants to open the window so I just stand in the corridor.
Two hours into the journey it turns out the heating in the compartment is on and set at 28°C
Today's explosion in Poland happened in Przewodów village, which is in Dołhobyczów district, within Hrubieszów county.
Good luck with those names, international media
A week in the life of the Polish government.
Wednesday: we'll teach that the EU in an "unlawful entity" in schools
Friday: we reject "colonial" EU court order to close coal mine
Sunday: please can the EU impose sanctions on Belarus
I have asked
@eucopresident
to expand tomorrow's
#EUCO
agenda and discuss immediate sanctions against A. Lukashenka regime. Hijacking of a civilian plane is an unprecedented act of state terrorism. It cannot go unpunished.
"You're worse than English bread," reads a sign at a protest in London against the Polish anti-abortion ruling.
Poles in the UK regularly complain about the quality of bread compared to their homeland