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dr. cumuncher

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does being polish ever get better

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5 months

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One of my least-liked design elements of suburban design is this inaccessible landing I see in foyers. Any creative solutions for "staging" it out there?

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telling my one night stand to pick a special prize before leaving

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5 months

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6 months

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she always calls me when im driving

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every single evening at 5pm i have to decide how the rest of my night will go

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6 months

got a photo sticker printer for christmas time to print my favorite tweets

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1 year

Good Fucking Morning America.

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5 months

every tweet i send is one line of my suicide note

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8 months

last night we let the autism talk

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4 months

i'm never unsubscribing from quora emails

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2 months

hello sharks, today i am asking can i hit your vape

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4 months

thanks

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6 months

how it feels when my vape dies at a family event

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2 months

'girthmaster' this 'girthmaster' that... i need the BIRTHmaster someone get me pregnant

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6 months

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9 months

WDYM CHEW ?????

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2 months

in love with the money

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4 months

ranking my mental disorders 1. adderall addiction 2. stealing from target 3. juul user 4. acid flashbacks 5. listening to trippie redd 6. 10pm bedtime or else 7. urges to drink the floodwater 8. moldy cup in room

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3 months

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@cheeserburger oh trust me i have a grip

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2 months

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9 years

I made a thing >.< #flysws #sws http://t.co/KuOp4NZg95

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4 months

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3 months

you run the animal account Bitch you tell me

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3 months

What animal is this?

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2 months

Just got off to this

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8 months

i think now is the perfect time to give this one another shot

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8 months

men hate it when i sit pretzel style while using cruise control

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2 months

if you're gonna hit on me do it in replies. say it with your chest. enough of these dms. in the town square, like god intended.

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what if i told you that getting a matching tattoo with that boy off of twitter within 24 hours of meeting is actually the best decision you would ever make in your entire life

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6 months

can't wait <3

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9 months

morning wood all by yourself beautiful?

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8 months

accidentally smoked weed before taking my midterms

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3 months

idk. it's just that your brain cells look like stars in the sky and there's so much beauty in being alive.

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5 months

stimulants before sex so you can go adderall night

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1 year

i dont care what squirt is either way im fucking her til she pees

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4 months

every woman who works at a smoke shop looks like a goddess on earth and every man who works at a smoke shop looks like he did too few stints in rehab

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8 months

Don't talk to me until I've abused my stimulants.

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8 months

all men want is a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket

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me: Do you guys know how to whip? Dan: Okay Phil you're driving an automobile @danisnotonfire @AmazingPhil

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8 months

Chapless asses

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2 months

what one month of no vyvanse will do to a girl

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5 months

i have never met a polish man who still has the light behind his eyes.

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5 months

doing onlyf*ns to promote my twitter

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5 months

this google search result is how you know you're having fun

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4 months

thank god, an expert on the matter

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1 year

@heroindefeater "im gonna bust" last time i will ever hook up wth anyone not at least 1 year older than me

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2 months

my favorite twitter interaction is this guy who has been occasionally sending me nature pics for 4 months

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6 months

let me speak my truth

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5 months

me after taking an adderall

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2 months

whaddup, i'm 23, addicted to drugs for hyperactive second graders, watch gore porn, and drink my morning coffee iced with whipped cream. dtf?

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3 months

nah im done

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my car is a machine that turns pedestrians into liveleak videos

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3 months

whoever has my voodoo doll can she have an adderall

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3 months

Can i come over and make you uncomfortable can i come over and crawl around in your wals and climb up your chimney and hide my fingernails under your pillow

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2 months

man hands for gripping your bitch's ass

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7 months

obsessed with chat gpt's diagram of mouse cisterna magna.

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9 months

hey wanna come over and watch this parkour death compilation liveleak i found in a github repository?

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2 months

ripping her iud out with my teeth and running into the corner and chewing on it like a dog

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8 months

go ahead, put me on aux.

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3 months

UTIs go away on their own if your heart is pure and your intentions clear

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1 year

@grillpill_ tbh i thought the hazardous air quality notifs were just being dramatic

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i hate it when people drive below the speed limit like how are you meandering in a fucking vehicle

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2 months

Jesus loves you ❤️

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2 months

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8 years

dont u talk to me or my son or my son's son ever again @danisnotonfire

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4 months

Her name? Kratom.

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exploding the girls in his likes tab in my mind

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3 months

deactivating

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2 months

I need to get back on my meds

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6 months

okay merry christmas

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personality pic

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dr. cumuncher

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6 months

one year ago today i missed one of my finals because i had taken 6 times my dose of vyvanse and was up for 3 days. i walked in 30 minutes late and had to tell my professor i couldn't take it, and he gave me another day. in 2022, everyone gave me patience and love and support that