Colin Mochrie @colinmochrie Twitter profile

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2 years

I would love to watch a show that was 3 days of questioning senators to see if they are qualified for their job.

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Halloween. A kid comes to the door with a sign”I love ceilings” What are you? A Ceiling Fan. Gave him all the candy.

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If I ever commit a major crime, I really hope the jury is made up of the people who helped me do it.

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4 years

Just developed carpal tunnel from blocking transphobes. Worth it.

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2 years

Hey everyone. Hope you are enjoying the current season of Whose Line. In January, we shoot our final season. Thank you all for the support over the years.

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1 year

9 hours till our last Whose Line taping. 1 hr till someone tweets "You should bring that show back."

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7 years

Why the shock that a woman can direct a great superhero film. After Fantastic Four, Steel, Batman vs Superman etc, it's shocking a man can.

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2 years

I believe that most people who lead off with "Christian" in their Twitter bio, do it because we certainly wouldn't know by their actions.

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6 years

I got a career from a show that exploited my one skill. I found a partner that makes every day in my life better and a daughter I could not love and respect more. If you've been as crazily fortunate as me, look out for others who haven't had their break yet. It's only fair.

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7 years

My 90-yr-old mother-in-law and 87-yr-old mother love and acceptance of our trans daughter warms me. Wonder why some who are younger can't.

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6 years

Was offered the part of a GOP senator for a movie of the week. Didn't seem worth the surgery for the removal of my spine, ethics, empathy and morals.

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3 years

Thirty two years ago the lovely Deb and I married. There have been up and downs and a few sideways, but always love and a sense of awe as to how I got this lucky.

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2 years

I have read a lot of books that have educated me, changed my opinion, entertained me, infuriated me, expanded my imagination but never one that came close to changing my sexuality. Even ones with pictures.

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5 years

There is plenty of scientific evidence that gender identity is real. However, science is yet to prove that Doug Ford's PC's are humans capable of empathy and cogent thought.

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10 months

I was in a book store today and saw a book that seemed to have content that I wasn’t comfortable with. So I didn’t buy it. Am I doing this right?

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5 years

The real reason that people deny climate change, despite all the scientific evidence, is that they don't give a fuck. About the world, about their children's future, about anything outside their own four walls.

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6 years

LeBron James donated 8 million to open a school for at risk kids. Lord Dampnut donated 300,000 to a porn star to keep quiet and thinks he has invisible planes. Yea, hard to figure who the stupid one is.

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11 years

Oh, by the way, Whose Line is coming back. More details later.

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3 years

I would call Ted Cruz a hideous, opportunistic, traitorous spineless waste of space but I’m afraid he’d try to become my best friend

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4 years

If I understand correctly, the world got together, came up with a fake pandemic, talked folks into dying, all to influence the US election for the Democrats. I guess they didn’t hear about the super easy rigged mail-in ballot thingy.

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5 years

Happy 30th Anniversary to the lovely Deb. Every year better than the last.

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4 years

⁦ @VancityReynolds ⁩ ⁦ @JustinTrudeau ⁩ ⁦ @Sethrogen ⁩ #letspulltogetherandstayapart

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7 years

Anyone point out that a Donald Trump anagram is Lord Dampnut?

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2 years

Just won an Oscar by thinking about it. So much easier than putting the work in.

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6 years

Trying to get funding for my sequel to the movie Big, about a 3 yr old transformed into a 70 year old president. Hopefully you'll be seeing Bigly soon.

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1 year

If seeing a man in a dress takes you down a path of depravity, maybe seeing a man in a dress is not your main problem.

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1 year

Some news agencies picked up the story about the ending of WL and did some conclusion-jumping. The cast didn't quit the CW show because of inadequate compensation. That had been going on since the ABC days. Speaking for myself, I used the show to help drive our tour. Still....

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6 years

Took me 3 hrs to buy cereal today. First, I forgot my I.D., then people kept changing their hats and shirts and butting into line. Thank God, it wasn't raining.

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6 years

My hope is that when I pass away, improvisers across North America lower their pants to half-mast.

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4 years

If Elizabeth Warren was a man, she would not be described as nasty. She’d also be the front runner. Why is the US so afraid of women?

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5 years

Conflicted. Should I get invested in what is happening in the world concerning racism, rights for all, climate change, divisive politics or should I get upset at a superhero movie for no good reason?

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4 years

If we issued less death certificates, less people would be dead.

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3 years

On this date in 1998, Whose Line debuted. I think it was also the last time it was publicized.

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5 years

It really bothers young people when you say “number sign” instead of hashtag. This is for all the dads out there.

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6 years

Chances are if you “don’t know how to talk to women now” you never did. It’s quite simple. It’s like talking to a person you just want to talk to.

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1 year

Nothing tickles me more than people telling me to stick to my profession (which historically has commented on what is current) because on a platform designed to share opinions, their opinion, which they have shared, is that I shouldn’t share my opinion.

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4 years

I’m wearing purple on today to show LGBTQ youth I’ve got their backs! Please join me: #SpiritDay

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7 years

My lovely daughter and I...

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4 years

Speaking as an old white dude, I’m getting tired of old white dudes.

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4 years

The election just got picked up for a second season.

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4 years

Congratulations to everyone who made Schitt's Creek! We're all so proud. Also feeling optimistic about my new nun sitcom Mother Fokker.

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6 years

I have a favour to ask. Of all the questions I'm ever asked about Whose Line, the one that ticks me off is "Why don't you guys do it again". Tomorrow is the premiere of our 6th season on the CW. Please tell everyone so I can get my blood pressure down.

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5 years

"Boys will be boys" is very demeaning to those young men who, you know, can distinguish right from wrong.

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4 years

@WhoseRyanStiles So happy that you have gone with your strengths. Staying home and not doing comedy.

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4 years

#BidenTheRapist Biden is a Therapist?

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6 years

So, as I understand it, you love when someone tells it like it is, if they are a white, rich, male, Republican , but not if they are a female person of color comedian. Then political correctness is justified. OK....just writing this down...

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4 years

My favourite Bible passage is the one that says you can do anything you want and God will forgive you as long as the economy is good.

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5 years

So having a gun is an American right but having healthcare is not. I suppose that it would get expensive treating people from gun violence every day. Thank God people are looking out for the taxpayer.

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7 years

Saying Merry Christmas isn't banned. Happy Holidays is just a thoughtful greeting to all others. That's what confused some of you.

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3 years

It doesn't seem right that Elon Musk and Lord Dampnut have hosted more SNL's than @WayneBrady and @WhoseRyanStiles .

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6 years

When after a mass shooting some say that it is too soon to talk about gun control, isn't the thing that it is actually too late?

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3 years

Time to come clean. I told Marjorie Taylor Greene about Jewish space lasers. To be fair, I was playing Scenes from a Hat at the time.

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3 years

If Biden wins one more Georgia recount, he gets a free Coke.

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4 years

Why does Tucker Carlson continue to misspell his first name?

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1 year

Hope that has cleared things up. Through all of it, we are grateful for all the show has done for our careers, for forging our friendships and for what the fans have given us. We'll continue to "yes and..." to who knows where. Hope you follow us.

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6 years

The phrase "Things can't get any worse" should be retired since it doesn't work anymore.

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4 years

I don’t understand why thousands don’t cheer me when I drink a little glass of water with one hand.

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4 years

To be truthful, I wasn't 100 percent sure Kanye wouldn't win.

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4 years

Isn't patriotic education a longer way of saying propaganda?

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6 years

If #WatchWhoseLine starts to trend, I will film myself doing a hoedown and put it online.

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5 years

@WhoseRyanStiles There better be a dinner first.

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3 years

No Golden Globe, No Nobel Peace prize, no Emmy, Oscar, Tony, Grammy or Dougie. Why do I even keep trying? Simple answer? Absolutely no other skills.

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5 years

I don't get why people gleefully post spoilers, robbing you of the chance to have an untainted experience. It's why I don't tell people what happens after 60.

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6 years

Losing a job is not the same as losing a part of your life.

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5 years

If one more person asks me if I’ve retired, I’m going to give them a copy of my schedule for the year and glare.

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6 years

The Lovely Deb and I celebrate our 29th anniversary today. She's the best and I'm so glad she never caught on that she could have done better.

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6 years

Seeing many articles warning that women are going to take charge of society. My only response is: PLEASE!!!!

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4 years

Thank you to those who pointed out my incorrect use of the word "less" in my previous tweet. To those who still managed to understand my intent, I'm thankful that you have fewer sticks up your ass.

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7 years

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, therefore don't give guns to people.

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5 years

There’s nothing scarier than a dangerous idiot.

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4 years

What is the point of this besides just being evil.

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BREAKING: The Trump administration just finalized a rule that would remove nondiscrimination protections for LGBTQ people in health care and health insurance.

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Me: I believe their's still good in the world. Internet: It's spelt "there's". Me: Sorry about that, but ... Internet: What about the atrocities committed every day? Me:Not my point... Internet: The Last Jedi didn't do what I wanted it to. IS THAT GOOD? Me: Fuck people.

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Oscars called to say I'll probably win Best Actor but I'll have to star in a movie and be really good. I took a pass. And this is really true, not making it up.

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6 years

Thanks to the fans of this page for being supportive and human. To the trolls, my thoughts and prayers to your body for losing it's mind and soul so tragically.

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4 years

Happy New Year! I will continue my tradition of wandering through life without a plan, not knowing where I'm headed and enjoying all of it.

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4 years

I'm pretty sure that if the President fell into a well, Lassie would have kept her mouth shut.

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5 years

Of all the -isms around, the only one that we will all face is ageism. Saw a script breakdown that described a character as "60-65, elderly" I almost spit out my prune juice.

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3 years

The first thing I’m looking forward to when things get back to “normal”, is staying home and avoiding people.

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3 years

Just signed a two figure deal with Amazon!

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We're baaaaacckkkk!

CW Renews ‘Whose Line Is It Anyway?,’ ‘Masters of Illusion,’ ‘Penn & Teller: Fool Us’

Ahead of the rollout of their new fall shows, The CW announced that it has ordered new seasons of its summer slate. “Whose Line Is It Anyway?,” “Penn & Teller: Fool Us,” and “Masters of Illusion”...

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I've done plays where I remembered more than 5 words. I didn't know we were allowed to brag about it.

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I don't think you can call liberals snowflakes if you arrest someone for laughing at you

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You have a better chance surviving in Game of Thrones than you do on the WH staff.

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Dampnut's campaign blamed K-Pop fans for low turnout in Tulsa. They think it may be a wide conspiracy that involves fans of K-Snap and K-Crackle.

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4 years

Accidentally tweeted pics of my peonies. I apologize.

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5 years

Hey Lord Dampnut, I know you worry about dangerous immigrants hurting citizens, but what about the 5 mass shootings in 5 days done by Americans? Any plan or will you just build a wall around your eyes and ears?

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The best thing about losing your passport at the airport is the 5 lbs you lose from retracing your steps, crying and vomiting.

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3 years

I believe that all those who are fighting Covid guidelines would have just lost their shit during WWII.

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5 years

Why do some people believe that including everyone means that they have now lost something?

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4 years

How has it come to the point where people have to be warned that drinking disinfectant is dangerous?

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4 years

Some of these Republicans seem to be a little too emotional to be in government. And they should smile more.

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4 years

My drinking game of taking a shot every time someone at the RNC lied didn't end well.

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7 years

You know how you never bump into anyone named Hitler? I think in 40 years you'll never meet a Trump.

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4 years

@WhoseRyanStiles Of course I'll feel at home. I've been working with cardboard for over 30 years.

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Also, we weren't officially cancelled by the CW. Prior to the last tapings, there were conversations amongst the team that this was probably it. We shot as if it was (Spoiler: There is no cliff-hanger or resolution as to whose line it is).

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I find that most of the people who spout bible verses at you haven't seemed to learn the ones that apply to them.

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5 years

@WhoseRyanStiles Thank you so much for the love. Yes, I'm 61. Keeping the 60's warm till you get here next April. I'll be using a larger font for you when that happens.

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6 years

I think if we referred to immigrants, people of colour, women, LGBTQ+. etc, as fetuses, the GOP would take more interest in their rights.

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6 years

Just checked my 1964 calendar. I did not shoplift that 25 cent Giant Superman Comic. Whew!

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