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@clodpoll_

28 days

I am an average muslim, like below average, I mean, I don't even pray but Allah mian is so kind to me, I don't even know why, like I don't deserve it at all 😭 it just makes me cry.

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@clodpoll_

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Whenever I open a book, half of the time I spend crying at the fact that there is so much to learn in the world and I just don't have enough time. #1lifeisneverenough

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@clodpoll_

1 month

Am I too ignorant for never understanding why Quaid-e-Azam's personal beliefs should be prioritized over the wishes of millions of Pakistanis, especially considering the fact that he was a strong advocate of democracy, which is all about respecting what people want??

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17 July 1948.

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@clodpoll_

1 month

My Urdu teacher in 5th grade slapped me on my face in front of the entire class because I had my name written on my hand 😭. I didn't deserve that slap. I don't know what she was going through. Miss Nabeela, I forgive you cause I am nice, but 10 years old me didn't deserve that.

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@clodpoll_

17 days

The perfect day for me means waking up early in the morning, reading books all day, drinking lots of water, gardening for a while, walking for an hour while enjoying the nature, and offering all 5 prayers.

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@clodpoll_

27 days

@CutieB1rd Oh my God, that's the sweetest thing someone has ever said to me! Thank you so much for this 🥹😭 Wherever you go, may His grace enlighten your path 🫶

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@clodpoll_

1 month

Ilford indeed is a pind, just found urdu digest in the library.

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@clodpoll_

8 days

Ye baji Lums say parhi hein?

Hina Parvez Butt

@hinaparvezbutt

8 days

پیسے لو انٹرویو دو۔۔

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@clodpoll_

30 days

Islam in Pakistan The gay science Thus spoke zarathustra

Faheem A. Hussain

@FaheemAMHussain

1 month

What's everybody reading? Need a break from research. Reading a small academic book on hinduism was not the break I thought it'd be.

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@clodpoll_

1 month

Barish, London or mein!

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@clodpoll_

6 days

@sultanm28903166 O, I am not lonely. Everyone these days is just obsessed with the idea of love, I don't even know if it exists. It's overrated. Stupidity, immaturity, and non seriousness are called love. Secondly, there are a few good men left, and I don't wanna settle for anything rest xD

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@clodpoll_

1 month

For example, Kabali Pulao, biryani, simple pulao, daal chwal, anything with rice in it, is my heaven!!

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@clodpoll_

1 month

I eat good food, and that's enough proof for me to believe in God, like smth this good, can't be made by humans.

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@clodpoll_

24 days

Is it normal to have a brain that doesn't let you sleep, and you get stupid n strange kind of anxiety because you didn't have a productive day and you just wasted your time?

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@clodpoll_

1 month

This one Somali aunti only wants to learn English to win a case against her ex-husband in court. She is so savage, istg 🤣

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1 month

My colleague thinks "It's Gandhi".

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@clodpoll_

1 month

Maa baap ka adha trauma youngest child nay tu uthana nahi hota!

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1 month

elder sisters have the biggest victim complexes.

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@clodpoll_

28 days

The good news is that I got a new job, and the bad news is that it's again for limited hours (less than 20).

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@clodpoll_

9 days

Insaafi ab isay b abbu banain gay.

Malik Riaz Hussain

@MalikRiaz_

9 days

"کفر کا نظام چل سکتا ہے، ظلم کا نہیں" حضرت علی علیہ السلام ملک ریاض وعدہ معاف گواہ نہیں بنے گا، جو چاہے مجھ پر ظلم کرو۔ آج رات راولپنڈی میں بحریہ ٹاؤن کے دفاتر پر سرکاری مشینری نے بغیر کسی قانونی اختیار کے چھاپے مارے ہیں۔ کسی بھی سیاسی اقتدار کی جدوجہد میں فریق نہ بننے کے اپنے

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@clodpoll_

1 month

There's no such thing as dry texter. The other person is just not interested, cause we make efforts for people who we love!

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1 month

chatting with a dry texter is one of the biggest challenges of our times, not enough people talk about it, I could narrate my whole life story and they'd go, "haha" and if you feel like throwing hands that won't work either cuz who's gonna do the texting then

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@clodpoll_

1 month

Yummy!!

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@clodpoll_

1 month

My body reacts in the most weird manner to sunlight. It is not exactly solar urticaria, but like some other form of sun allergy, but not like an allergy in traditional sense, it's like you are sensitive to something, it's exposure can cause itching, swelling and redness.

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1 month

14 hours of sleep, and my head still hurts!

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@clodpoll_

11 days

@DexterGujjar Apna accent hota ha har jaga ka.

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@clodpoll_

7 days

Imagine sleeping with two blankets on when it's almost June.

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@clodpoll_

26 days

Half of the money that I earn goes on buying yoghurt, one spoon with every bite.

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@clodpoll_

28 days

@Zeetrikey22 I thought u meant why are they not getting affected by the heat, so I was like cause of their exoskeleton. Thou, it doesn't provide that much help but still.

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29 days

Job apply krnay k lia banda 4,4 references kahan say laye ab??

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1 month

@sultanm28903166 Ajeeb, honestly, I find the entire debate so pointless, or maybe it's just me who is too dumb.

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@clodpoll_

27 days

@Hanafi_Samurai Trying.

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@clodpoll_

1 month

Should I complete the rest of my book or sleep cause I have to go to work tomorrow morning??

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@clodpoll_

1 month

Lol, one of my students gifted this to me 🥹 idk some cute Turkish currency. The kid is just 10 years old.

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29 days

I want money and I need to drink 3 litres of water daily and sleep at 9 so I can wake up at 5.

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@clodpoll_

1 month

Miss mera pyara bacha the most!

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@clodpoll_

1 month

Passed both my modules - Idk how. Got 70% in the course that I didn't study for at all and then only got passing marks in the one that I prepared for an entire month.

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@clodpoll_

1 month

@sultanm28903166 Yeah, but why do his personal views matter that much? We can't prioritise his views over what most Pakistanis want? No?

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@clodpoll_

22 days

Museums and Libraries!!

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@clodpoll_

1 month

14 hours of sleep, and my head still hurts!

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@clodpoll_

2 months

Spent all my pocket money on tarzan, umro ayyar, and Hercules, bachpan was the best.

Amjad Hafeez

@AmjadHafeez19

2 months

کس کس نے یہ چھوٹی چھوٹی کتاب نما کہانیاں پڑھی ہیں۔

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@clodpoll_

1 month

HOW CAN ANYONE EVER HATE THE RAIN??

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@clodpoll_

1 month

Or maybe Quaid e Azam, too, was a narcissist who just wanted to assert his beliefs on other people. Oh, so he made thousands of people to sacrifice their lives for smth that they didn't even want? OMG, better manipulator than IK, cause chalo, QAU at least had a vision.

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@clodpoll_

27 days

LOL XD

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4 months

what message you get??

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@clodpoll_

1 month

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@clodpoll_

1 month

Why does everyone keep getting personal on this app? You can disagree and oppose someone without attacking them, too, no? Like kia faida hazaroun kitabein parhnay ka, jb basic izzat or ikhlaq dono na seekh paaen.

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@clodpoll_

1 month

This one friend of mine was supposed to reach here at 2:30, 4:10 ho gay hein, bhai sb dor dor nazar nahi aa rahay, galti bhai ki nahi ha, pakistani/lahori genes!

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1 month

@fatih_mehmet_1 Hahaha, lol, no, he is pretty as compare to amit shah.

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@clodpoll_

1 month

No cap, I want to steal them all.

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@clodpoll_

11 days

Opened Twitter last night and saw horrific clips of beheaded babies and burnt people. It made me think of my baby cousins, who spent the entire evening showing me their toys and drawings. I couldn't stop thinking, What if this happened to them?

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@clodpoll_

15 days

Hai meri iltija, kar de qurbat ‘ata!

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@clodpoll_

2 months

Bachay madrassay, school, gali, sark, har jaga rape ho rahay hain, Paida hotay sath gala duba dein? Qk ab tu ghar k andr b koi safe nahi hai. Sb krein gay, par apnay mashray k mardoun ki na accountability krni ha or na tarbeyat.

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1 month

@sultanm28903166 Oki, thank you!

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@clodpoll_

11 days

My cousin drew me xD

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@clodpoll_

1 month

If it wasn't for my mum, I'd have shaved my head a long time ago.

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@clodpoll_

27 days

@birdreadsbookss My tweet was simply my way of expressing gratitude to God. blessings are more than just money or material possessions e.g getting the chance to spend time in good company is also a blessing to me, and I love to thank Allah for it, having ppl who care about me is a blessing too.

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1 month

@Paxtani1 Okay socrates.

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@clodpoll_

2 months

Even DLR is faster than the F Elizabeth. Whoever said Elizabeth is fast is a lying scumbag.

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@clodpoll_

1 month

I eat good food, and that's enough proof for me to believe in God, like smth this good, can't be made by humans.

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@clodpoll_

2 months

Forgot I was a good photographer. Time to start again!

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@clodpoll_

1 month

Made new friends!

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@clodpoll_

29 days

Sari kashtiyan jala kr, flirt sirf 50 saal k mard krtay hein, jo meray maa, baap ki umar hai.

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@clodpoll_

17 days

LOL XDDDD

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@clodpoll_

28 days

@LtRipVanWinkle Man , my head starts to ache every time I go out on a sunny day.

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@clodpoll_

11 days

Not me going crazy like a 5 years old.

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@clodpoll_

9 days

The concept of "hell" never made sense to me, and then October 7 happened, zionists and people like them deserve worse than hell.

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@clodpoll_

11 days

My cousin invited me to dinner, but I’d rather rot in my bed, cause I don't want them to give me food, it's money that I want.

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@clodpoll_

4 months

Diz 1 time,I was confused abt d verse related 2 beating ur disobedient wife,so I posted it on my story 2 ask my friends if they could explain,I was stupid n 19 & diz 1 guy took d SS, posted it on his story asking every1 2 look how I m disrespecting religion, I had 2 delete my id.

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4 months

If you are a young person in this country who's reading up on faith, spirituality,belief, religion (and the meaning of life & shit)and asking cool contrarian questions. It's all legit coming-of-age angst, but know that you're always one "tohmat" away from being lynched to death.

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@clodpoll_

27 days

@sultanm28903166 Umm yes, motivates me to do better.

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@clodpoll_

2 months

You think that Pakistani men are the most desperate. Wait until you meet 50 years old Italians in other parts of the world.

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28 days

@AnwerShakaib Yes, but it's so hot.

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@clodpoll_

1 month

Are they actually gonna ban Twitter in Pakistan?

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@clodpoll_

11 days

Children in Gaza deserve the same peaceful life. We've failed Palestinians and our children. This world is a horrible place.

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@clodpoll_

11 days

Feels like only fans!

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@clodpoll_

29 days

HANNIBAL SEASON 4 can fix me!

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@clodpoll_

23 days

@Zeetrikey22 It's just gonna be my heart, packed in an aesthetic wooden box and buried somewhere, like near a lake or a river xD lol, plus, I from a mountainous region too where we just have like 3 houses on a mountain and the rest of it is just a jungle, I grew up on that mountain xD

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@clodpoll_

1 month

Idk honestly how men do it, like to stop existing for yourself n do everything for those who you love, I mean, yes,most men are toxic, but it's so hard to go out there, f earn money, sort out your own f personal life, think of a career, shadi, ghar, bachay idk it's just too much.

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@clodpoll_

1 month

I am 23, and 3 of my school friends have kids :)

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1 month

Still trying to process how people my age have children. I'm children

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@clodpoll_

29 days

Feels like 30****

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@clodpoll_

1 month

WHY CAN'T WE BE JUST KIND TO PEOPLE AROUND US? WHY IS IT SO HARDD? it doesn't even cost anything 😭

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20 days

Why do people romanticise pain?

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@clodpoll_

1 month

Bayan's music is God's gift to humanity.

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@clodpoll_

25 days

@sultanm28903166 How did u spend 2 days without him? Thank God, he is back 😭

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@clodpoll_

26 days

What's with d obsession of some Paki. uncles giving their no 2 girls they meet on tube or bus? There was this 1 uncle on a flight once, who lives in France but has a brother in UK n he wantd me 2 've his number in case I ever need help,besides telling him that I've fam here! 🤣😭

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1 month

@sultanm28903166 Haha, I am sure you have read it, it's related to the subcontinent.

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@clodpoll_

20 days

Meri zindagi ka sb sy bara masla mera phone ha!

waaku 𒂭۪۪۪۪᳝۟ ╋ ♪ •̩̩͙*˚ ❀

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does anyone else feel like they're getting tired of using phones, or is it just me

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17 days

@ScofieldGujjar WiFi hatwa do.

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1 month

@sultanm28903166 I don't wanna say it out loud, idk y, but yeah, 1 of them.

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1 month

If you are poor or jobless, stealing books isn't unethical 🤓

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@clodpoll_

1 month

@sultanm28903166 That's sad cause I know how hard it gets, and the fact that there is no treatment either, just avoid your allergens as much as possible. Some ppl try some desi remedies as well, idk whether they work or not.

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@clodpoll_

6 days

Hahahah!

Imaan Zainab Mazari-Hazir

@ImaanZHazir

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There's only one "Sharif" that can control the situation right now & that's COAS Raheel Shareef. Pak Fauj zindabad!

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@clodpoll_

1 month

@ScofieldGujjar She will kick me out of the house.

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1 month

@sultanm28903166 YESSSSSS!!!!

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2 months

Like these fs have wives at home, gfs at the workplace, won't forgive any woman who passes by them, plus most of them are extremely racist too.

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2 months

You think that Pakistani men are the most desperate. Wait until you meet 50 years old Italians in other parts of the world.

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1 month

@sultanm28903166 He is so cute, MashaAllah,MashaAllah!

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1 month

@sultanm28903166 AGREED BRO AGREED!

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1 month

@sultanm28903166 Hahaha that I am not sharing xD

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28 days

@ScofieldGujjar UK is actually horrible, like lol, but you can learn a lot here. xD i might be wrong, but I think if someone doesn't prefer us, it is because we lack skills and students don't even have a professional attitude, at least in my uni, we just keep running after the money.

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17 days

@ScofieldGujjar Manage krna paray ga dekhein xD ho jata ha sb, niyat ho tu.

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1 month

@sultanm28903166 Nothing kills you like losing your pets. It's like losing a child. The only good part is that they are in a better place now, I believe they all go to heaven!

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11 days

Had the best day everrrr <333

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11 days

My cousin invited me to dinner, but I’d rather rot in my bed, cause I don't want them to give me food, it's money that I want.

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