Ananya @uff_meri_adaa Twitter profile

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@uff_meri_adaa

2 months

maybe a PhD is a small price to pay for avoiding adulting for as long as you can

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@uff_meri_adaa

4 months

did the chutney test on son-in-law's sherwani prior to this then, i suppose

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4 months

Aamir Khan in a pink pagdi means he's there with Raju and Farhan for the free food.

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drunk texting but you're only getting drunk to text them

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17 days

my first thought after waking up was kitni garmi hai bhenchod and my last thought before sleeping last night was kitni garmi hai bhenchod and my thought, midday, in the present moment is also kitni garmi hai bhenchod

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3 months

hrithik in znmd

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3 months

me when american teenager comes on

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@uff_meri_adaa

2 months

no babe but have u tried vaseline as a lip gloss

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@uff_meri_adaa

17 days

chatting with a dry texter is one of the biggest challenges of our times, not enough people talk about it, I could narrate my whole life story and they'd go, "haha" and if you feel like throwing hands that won't work either cuz who's gonna do the texting then

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@uff_meri_adaa

3 months

kaise tera attention span, na book chunhein na film

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@uff_meri_adaa

3 months

the versatility of dard e disco lies in the fact that you can play it when in the mood of dard (or disco) and it hits all the same

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@uff_meri_adaa

19 days

there's three types of tere naina I can identify, the tere naina from chandi chowk to china is what falling in love perhaps feels like, the tere naina from my name is khan is when you're in love and the tere naina, the one sung by kailash kher is when you're losing that love

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@uff_meri_adaa

2 months

people marrying individuals they found on reddit seems v unserious like you're telling me fit_armadillo345 is now your spouse

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@uff_meri_adaa

5 months

they're writing books on it you guys

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@uff_meri_adaa

2 months

5 pm is a day changing hour in the se sense that either you finally wake up to salvage the 2nd half of the day and realize its true potential or make peace with the fact that this day too shall end with nothing to its name

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@uff_meri_adaa

1 year

he's the best dancer after madhuri dixit in my book idc idc

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2 months

imagine being called a simp, what a glorious compliment, featuring among the top 5 identifications of our time, a reputation not easily bestowed, the naked truth of one's being, shining outward

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@uff_meri_adaa

2 months

look I'd say flirting is nice, flirting is cool but flirting is something you do as a part of the conversation, like a joke, a quip, a witty remark, done subtly enough, you can't make it the whole thing, every retort can't be an attempt to hit on someone unless you want em dead

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@uff_meri_adaa

1 year

i agree

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@Subhash_ati9

1 year

Probably the most photogenic street in the city.

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@uff_meri_adaa

3 months

tweets are meant to be done immediately, any further thought and you'd probably not tweet at all

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@uff_meri_adaa

1 year

sad, single virgins offer the best relationship advice

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@uff_meri_adaa

2 months

men in love is a concept, a theory, something you talk and fantasize about late at night, the subject of contemplation of multiple books, books placed right under the heading of fiction & fantasy

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@uff_meri_adaa

1 year

can't stop omg

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@uff_meri_adaa

6 months

tastes like benadryl, how do people like this?🤢

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@uff_meri_adaa

1 year

dick or personality? bro, his generational wealth

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@uff_meri_adaa

3 months

can confirm, bombay looks extra pretty

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@givemesamosa

3 months

Walking on the empty lanes of South Bombay on a Sunday is so calming

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@uff_meri_adaa

11 days

need more words to replace "vibe" in my vocabulary, can't be caught saying "vibe thodi off hai" in formal conversations😭✋

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@uff_meri_adaa

3 months

need a man whose balls are forever in my court

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@uff_meri_adaa

1 year

is this what power feels like?

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@uff_meri_adaa

1 year

She's everything. He's just Ken.

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

1 year

The official poster for Greta Gerwig’s ‘BARBIE’ starring Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling has been released.

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@uff_meri_adaa

3 months

aaj tweet karne se pehle 10 baar soch rahe ho? kal tweet delete karne lag jaoge? parso alt account part 1 phir part 2 bhi bana loge? phir usse bhi abandon kardoge? proud tweeter bano, apni lore share karne se mat daro, shabaash

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5 months

this is what i woke up to, it's 10 am now?😭

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@uff_meri_adaa

2 months

if you are online enough, you start figuring out oomf's sleep schedule

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1 year

shot under the influence

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@uff_meri_adaa

1 year

woke up to a very interesting sky today ⛅

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@uff_meri_adaa

6 months

revenge of the gurgaon air day 2🥰

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@uff_meri_adaa

5 months

tu kya hai? tu beer hain bhenchod

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@uff_meri_adaa

4 months

no rizz, i respond to all texts (no discrimination based on sender) embrassingly quick, i am chronically online and need help

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@ilyRasta

4 months

no rizz, i just respond to all your texts embarrassingly quick

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2 months

a person you flirt with but it ain't a situationship, not a talking stage either, it most definitely won't lead to a relationship, yet there is a cheeky retort every once in awhile & we don't have a name for this yet and then I realized, not everything needs to be defined

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@uff_meri_adaa

4 months

what do you mean by I can't start the year with some lundry?

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@niccoyat

4 months

DO NOT WASH CLOTHES TODAY.

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@uff_meri_adaa

2 months

not into IPL but they need to do a study on why RCB (a team that apparently loses a lot) has so many fans like, do yall like the collective delay in the gratification of your team winning?

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@uff_meri_adaa

4 months

they should match people on the basis of their quant and verbal skills to ensure a high ROI in the form of a high aptitude kid

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@uff_meri_adaa

2 months

feeling v shaam gulabi, sehar gulabi, pehar gulabi hai gulabi ye shehar

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@uff_meri_adaa

4 months

yeh anuv jain rota hi rehta hai apne gaano mein

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@uff_meri_adaa

6 months

sher ab sher nahi raha

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@uff_meri_adaa

3 months

abhi na jao chhod kar ki dil abhi poora attached nahi

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@uff_meri_adaa

2 months

plagiarism is the most sincere form of flattery

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@uff_meri_adaa

10 days

why does being an elder sibling feel like you're in a situationship with idk parenthood

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@uff_meri_adaa

3 months

roaring 20s aren't even meow-ing I'll tell ya that

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2 months

for me offo from 2 states is a song I will continue relating to with no romance going at the side cuz here the lyrics out once, "hosh mein nadaniyan hone lagi," "dil ka dimaag se jhagda lagaya kaise," you dont need love for that

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@uff_meri_adaa

2 months

imagine trusting yourself enough to wake up on time

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@uff_meri_adaa

5 months

gurgaon roads, you rock my world

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@uff_meri_adaa

1 year

Just need a Raj to sing,"Tujhe dekha toh yeh jaana sanam" to me now

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@uff_meri_adaa

1 year

small role, huge impact

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@uff_meri_adaa

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I love low effort food, like you're telling me I can just soak these seeds in water, leave em be and they're gonna become all softy and mushy and taste all earthy and nice and be seasoned with the simplest of things like a slight sprinkle of chat masala, sprouts meri jaan

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@uff_meri_adaa

2 months

fuck ass bird chirping in the balcony at 2 in the morning like gurl you gotta wake up again at 5

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@uff_meri_adaa

23 days

there is a tortured poet in us all but the key is in keeping it a secret

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@uff_meri_adaa

2 months

love my name but everytime I introduce myself I just know that someone else with that particular name is being thought of and now I have to fight off this person and their reputation to create an impression of my own and living is not easy bro

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@uff_meri_adaa

5 months

mistletoe toh india mein dekhti nahi, what if we kissed under the peepal tree

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@uff_meri_adaa

13 days

kabhi kabhi nahi mere dil mein har samay khyaal aata hai

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@uff_meri_adaa

4 months

the dawg in me goes woof woof when he sees the dawg in you

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@uff_meri_adaa

6 months

Paper Roast

@tedlasso96

6 months

post a random photo otherwise everything will go wrong in November 🚶

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@uff_meri_adaa

2 months

work life balance toh myth hi hai doston, indians work kare jaa rahe hain aur europeans life jeeye ja rahe hain, saala jab dekho leave par bc

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@uff_meri_adaa

3 months

there's something so inherently romantic about jhumkas

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@uff_meri_adaa

1 year

iss sheher ke saare jurm maaf agar yeh weather permanent hojaaye

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@uff_meri_adaa

4 months

i think it's time for buzinez karle mere saath bread pakore ke kasam kabhi dhoka nahi dungi

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@uff_meri_adaa

1 year

tujhse milna purani dili mein

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@uff_meri_adaa

3 months

good morning

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@uff_meri_adaa

1 year

who you choose as a role model says a lot about you and that's exactly why i have chosen to go with bhidu

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@uff_meri_adaa

2 months

hiring a decision making manager who'd like to evaluate and take my decisions for me, it's a full time role and compensation? the experience gained of course, what else do you need

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@uff_meri_adaa

2 months

experimenting (yet again) if looking confused at the bookstore works

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@uff_meri_adaa

4 months

'only know you love her when u let her go' was written for all the avoidant attachment style janta, main bata rahi hoon

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@uff_meri_adaa

1 month

it takes only one ultra packed metro at 8 in the morning to convince you to move to the most remote location on the globe and never look back

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@uff_meri_adaa

1 year

destination wedding mein invite karlo koi pls😭 i will even pay for myself bas invitation dedo🙏😭

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@uff_meri_adaa

3 months

mera chain wain sab ujda, bhagwaan upar utha le🥵

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@uff_meri_adaa

1 year

swallow me, earth, please.

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@uff_meri_adaa

2 months

life changes when you look at oversharing as a skill issue and not the overbearing need for human connection to fill the void inside of you

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@uff_meri_adaa

1 year

i have understood that the secret to life is that you take the most impulsive, absolutely zero logic making, no sense whatsoever decisions till you're 25 and then blame it on the fact that your frontal lobe wasn't fully developed

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@uff_meri_adaa

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talking to someone with lots of energy and then having the compulsion to match it, like sorry our mitochondria don't match bro😔👍

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@uff_meri_adaa

1 year

who's seen me at my lowest?😍 zomato wale bhaiya

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@uff_meri_adaa

3 months

aisha, right? hum tanya ke party mein mile the?

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@uff_meri_adaa

1 year

sometimes I forget that I am the side character in everyone else's life

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@uff_meri_adaa

2 months

hinge pe unhinge hoke kaun hi hinge hua hai

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@uff_meri_adaa

5 months

such a useful list, thanks xoxo, but what we really require is the date itself ykwim

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@uff_meri_adaa

1 year

yaar yaha pe sax-sux, luv-shuv ke tweets pe sabse zyada engagement aata hai, kitne love deprived ho tum sab exactly?😂😂

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@uff_meri_adaa

1 year

I need to focus on career isliye let's break up, sabse chutiya excuse hai, if they wanted to stay they would've, kya yeh sundar pichai tumhe single dekh raha hai?

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@uff_meri_adaa

1 year

there's a new dating app called jalebi in the market?😭

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@uff_meri_adaa

15 days

but what if I'm a chronic tweeter and he's a chronic tweeter too and that only multiplies both of our tweeting what then

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@daywancowboy

16 days

free from the shackles

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@uff_meri_adaa

4 months

sometimes, at 3 in the morning, you can discover your love for things, concepts. like i just realized, i love the letter B. it is such a nice letter. it reminds me of wonderful things. i love you letter B.

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@uff_meri_adaa

3 months

funny how there is finance bro and there is tech bro but there is never really a research bro

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@uff_meri_adaa

2 months

people in gurgaon (do we even have a term for people in ggn?) be like "yes I know a spot" and then take you to cyberhub

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delhiites be like “yes i know a spot” and then take you to khan market

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@uff_meri_adaa

6 months

delhi is going through some stuff yall

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@uff_meri_adaa

1 year

@apparitionnow

tortured poet

@alangxbriel

2 years

'you have bewitched me body and soul' from Pride and Prejudice

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@uff_meri_adaa

1 month

you're thinking of them again huh, go back to maximizing shareholder value

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@uff_meri_adaa

2 months

life set ka toh pata nahi par aap toh set ho sakte ho

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@uff_meri_adaa

1 year

@chunnilalgulati Kya matlab kaleshi cousin ke seat khali thi and I had to take it

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Ananya

@uff_meri_adaa

1 year

twitter chhod dena hi sahi decision hoga but where else will i find content where someone is going through the same situation that i am except they are able to word it better and maybe even add a touch of humor that only people that haven't touched grass for so long understand

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Ananya

@uff_meri_adaa

4 months

dancing in the room with the heater light✋