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@cleobug101
Theia
26 days
If you're 21+ and your boyfriend dates you for longer than 2 years, Go ahead and break up with him for me. You're not that girl, and he's not that guy. When you're in love, you want to claim what's yours. There's no hesitation. It conquers the rational mind. A prime example isโ€ฆ
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@cleobug101
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1 month
If you find this woman attractive, you're high IQ. I can't explain why, but she's beautiful in a way the simple mind would overlook. Understated beauty.
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@cleobug101
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1 month
Your future sons depend on you to marry a tall woman with a strong jawline
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@cleobug101
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1 month
Bluetooth headphones are a wealth flex but wired headphones are a health flex. Which side are you on?
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@cleobug101
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22 days
I hate when ugly people are horny.
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@cleobug101
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24 days
Feminists have just never experienced seeing a man so handsome that you want your rights taken away.
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@cleobug101
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1 month
All men just want a happy mid whoโ€™s a little dumb and quirked up.
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@cleobug101
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29 days
There's something so off-putting about a man living in material luxury. Why are you flexing your watch like a Gucci purse?? Caviar?? Go skin a deer. You need your aura cleansed. Buy an old truck and hit the oil rig buddy
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@cleobug101
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1 month
Ladies, you should be smilemaxxing and gigglemaxxing. 100% chance youโ€™ll be married by the end of the year with this strategy. Men can't resist the smile/giggle combo.
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@cleobug101
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20 days
Hoeflation this. Hoeflation that. Okay but can we talk about Broflation? Men without homes expecting housewives?
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@cleobug101
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1 month
If it's not like this, I don't want it. This man had aura. Family, Purpose, Legacy.
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@cleobug101
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29 days
Iโ€™m gonna make some beautiful babies as my gift to humanity.
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@cleobug101
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30 days
Cotton flannel, sunshine, lake, raw milk. My version of heaven. What else would you add? ๐ŸŒž
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@cleobug101
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1 month
Donโ€™t invite me over for drinks because Iโ€™m gonna show up with some raw milk and make you drink it ๐Ÿ„
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@cleobug101
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19 days
Don't have sex with men who wouldn't die for you.
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@cleobug101
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23 days
No woman prettier than Mikhaila or close/equal level will have a problem with this picture. When a woman feels she canโ€™t beat another woman in the looks category, she resorts to attacking her character and motives. An easier solution for the woman would be to invest in her looksโ€ฆ
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Nothing better than mom-ing. Nothing creates as much pure joy in me โค๏ธ @jordan_m_fuller โค๏ธ
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@cleobug101
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1 month
The intensity of your love and desire for your man should scare him a little. If it's not borderline a mental disorder, you're with the wrong man.
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@cleobug101
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@andletmejustsay Sheโ€™s the queen of curating a vibe that transcends style
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@cleobug101
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21 days
A much requested deep dive into the dangers of ugly people being horny because so many are misinterpreting me. Sexual frustration pushes people to the edge, men more than women. When an ugly person canโ€™t act on their impulses, it can often lead to resentment towards society and aโ€ฆ
@JefeDelCopy
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@cleobug101 iโ€™m all for it, will wait on your essay about ugly fucks ruining the world
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@cleobug101
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26 days
โ€œBe logical!!! Money!! Right Time!!โ€ did you know there's 100% a woman out there he would abandon all logic forโ€ฆ I'm sorry ladies but he can wait for the perfect time, you can't; especially if you want children. Don't let him steal your youth under the illusion of being logical.โ€ฆ
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@cleobug101
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1 month
The second I am in love I become so soft and mold myself to his desires and will. What you want, I want. Feminine energy wants to surrender to something greater than itself but very few men have earned this level of love and admiration.
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@cleobug101
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22 days
Did you know being sexy has a 100% success rate for saving a marriage?
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@cleobug101
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1 month
What do you call a boyfriend who can't bench your body weight? An ex
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@cleobug101
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27 days
The ability to perceive beauty should make you feel the presence of God.
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@cleobug101
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19 days
I'm not arguing with incels in my comments calling me โ€œmidโ€ when I could make you tremble like a Chihuahua with some eye contact in the real world.
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@cleobug101
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18 days
This is going to do miracles for the nation's birth rate. I promise you we will see a baby boom in the following years. We need more IT girls getting married and pregnant at a relatively young age. Isn't she glowing? I love.
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@cleobug101
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1 month
POV: The last thing you see before your sunscreen goes missing and into the trash ๐ŸŒž
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@cleobug101
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23 days
What if I told you that I know where you land on the IQ scale based on who you're choosing between these two?
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@cleobug101
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27 days
I love being a pick-me. It feels great being picked! Some of the bitter ladies on here should try it sometime, maybe our nation's divorce rate would drop!
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@cleobug101
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1 month
Loving and protecting women as God intended is the ultimate testosterone booster.
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@cleobug101
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1 month
The feminine urge to nurture his mind, body, and soul all the days of his life.
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@cleobug101
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25 days
Your ladies' pheromones should be the best pre-workout. If you get a whiff of your woman and it doesn't make you want to immediately flip a semi-truck, you're with the wrong woman.
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@cleobug101
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1 month
Sometimes I eat a Big Mac for breakfast just to show my body whoโ€™s the boss. Youโ€™re not going to make me sick or fat. I make the rules around here. It all begins in the mind. Donโ€™t yield your power to external forces.
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@cleobug101
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25 days
To the men who let their woman have โ€œboy best friendsโ€โ€ฆ did you remember to take your birth control today?
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@cleobug101
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24 days
When you become intimate with a man, youโ€™re allowing him access to the divine. You're the tree of life on earth. As a woman, you give and create life. You are born with an inherent connection to the divine; many men spend their entire lives trying to access it in different forms.โ€ฆ
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@cleobug101
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1 month
Iโ€™m unbullyable. Please don't waste your time on me. I love your attention. I will absorb your life force, good or bad, and transmute it into my own. Find a better victim for your sake.
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@cleobug101
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1 month
Nothing better for the soul than being white trash on an ATV
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@cleobug101
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24 days
Never argue with your man when you look ugly. Put on a push-up bra, fluff your hair, and work your magic. We may be weaker physically but we can level the playing field and have our way every single time.
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@cleobug101
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26 days
@thefelixcosma Women shouldnโ€™t be doing the convincing ever. Itโ€™s up to the man to lead.
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@cleobug101
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1 month
@maaip It's such a feminine trait. Mean what you say and say what mean sir
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@cleobug101
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26 days
Itโ€™s a beautiful day to become a mother.
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@cleobug101
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1 month
You can only keep three. What are you choosing? (impossible esoteric edition) Sauna Red Light Therapy Methylene Blue Raw Milk Sol Brah Linen Clothing
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@cleobug101
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@MrOverprayed Iโ€™m sorry but objectively unattractive had me on the floor ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ
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@cleobug101
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1 month
Forgive yourself for the mistakes you made. No matter how far gone you feel. Give your troubles to the Lord and he will redeem you. Let your soul be at ease in his unwavering grace. He's the Prince of Peace.
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@cleobug101
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28 days
Find a man who loves you and forget the rest.
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@cleobug101
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1 month
Side note: heavy on the giggle, don't be out here laughing like a hyena
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@cleobug101
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1 month
Stop referring to everything as cringe and start recognizing the internalized shame within yourself that you project upon others.
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@cleobug101
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22 days
@JefeDelCopy Think about itโ€ฆ a lot of bad things are the result of ugly people being horny. I can do a deep dive on this.
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@cleobug101
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24 days
@oflifeandwild Very good point. I think that's why pretty women tend to think of men more positively.
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@cleobug101
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2 months
No thoughts just vibes for the timeline ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒž now go outside
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@cleobug101
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23 days
Yeah, there are prettier women, but can they make you feel the full spectrum of human emotion in a day?
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@cleobug101
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20 days
Trying to be more modest so #NewProfilePic โค๏ธ
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@cleobug101
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1 month
How am I supposed to explain to my future husband that I need to use his money every month to buy every health supplement I see on here?
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@cleobug101
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1 month
Before you leave a hateful comment, ask yourself: Am I willing to expose my low vitamin D levels to everyone on X? Now go sit in the sun and have a better day. ๐ŸŒž
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@cleobug101
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1 month
Why are you? As a beautiful woman? So bitter and opinionated? It's ruining your feminine allure. Just vibe sweetheart
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@cleobug101
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22 days
โ€œAlpha femaleโ€ Iโ€™m going to throw up in my mouth, we used to be a proper society and call that BUTCH!
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@cleobug101
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18 days
A lot of people hate themselves so much that they will punish you for loving them.
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@cleobug101
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26 days
May your biological clock be half as merciful as you are with that man that has no intentions of marrying you. โค๏ธ
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@cleobug101
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1 month
I truly feel sorry for the women who have never felt a love so deep that they see masculine protection as a form of control.
@IsabellaMDeLuca
Isabella Maria DeLuca
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Men should 100% have a say in what clothes their girlfriend/wife wears. If your man lets you go out wearing revealing clothes, he doesn't love you. If your woman insists on wearing revealing clothes out, she doesn't love you.
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@cleobug101
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When someone asks me what kinda summer itโ€™s about to beโ€ฆ โšก๏ธ๐Ÿฆ…๐ŸŒช
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@cleobug101
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1 month
@Corliq_q Yโ€™all love a touch of the โ€˜tism
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@cleobug101
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26 days
Did you ever consider divorce rates are high, not because people aren't dating long enough, but because people are marrying someone it took them years to be certain of? Why did we normalize this?
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@cleobug101 This attitude is why divorce rate is so high.
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@cleobug101
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@faemaenad Only women ovulating at the moment will fully relate
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@cleobug101
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1 month
Imagine your raw milk dealer was buying 2% milk from Walmart pouring it into a Mason jar and selling it to you for 3x the price. Would be a lucrative side hustle
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@cleobug101
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How can I gain 10 pounds fast?
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@cleobug101
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(I still love all the short kings and queens though, no hate)
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@cleobug101
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@honeyNonABG2024 He triple messagedโ€ฆ heโ€™s actually in love and struggling with his feelings don't listen to him gorgeous
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@cleobug101
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19 days
@honeyNonABG Literallyโ€ฆ Makes me think they arenโ€™t really looking for a relationship but an ego boost through a more attractive person desiring them.
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@cleobug101
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20 days
@MrHarry198 In what part of the tweet did I say โ€œMcMansionโ€??? Anything to avoid accountability. A man should be able to provide before ever searching for a wife. That can be an apartment or trailer. If you search for a wife before you're financially secure I will automatically assume yourโ€ฆ
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@cleobug101
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@PapaZulu13 Because everyone thinks theyโ€™re a 10 and God's gift to humanity. Always unsatisfied looking for the โ€œbestโ€ that doesn't exist.
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@cleobug101
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@MedGold_ + To be 100% straight you gotta be a little gay. Few will understand.
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@cleobug101
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1 month
@thetoxicpastor They are the cutest but your sons donโ€™t want to be cute
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@cleobug101
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20 days
Housing crisis? Not worried about it. I got a place rent free in my haters' head every month.
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@cleobug101
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19 days
DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW ANON???
@SolBrah
๐ŸŒž Sol Brah ๐ŸŒž
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it's actually good when hot girls adopt our values, support our aesthetic and join our movement and they shouldn't be attacked for it
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@cleobug101
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This has nothing to do with my perceived attractiveness and everything to do with their deep-rooted insecurity when in the presence of the opposite sex.
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@cleobug101
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@jesslaurynn I just want to be a young wife and have a lot of babies. Is that too much to ask for? ๐Ÿฅน
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@cleobug101
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I want to be a PAWG by next week
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@cleobug101
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1 month
Iโ€™m all for esoteric health but sometimes I hear a song so good I have to put away the wired headphones and put on the Bluetooth brain blasters to fry my brain with the melody at full volume
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@cleobug101
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@healwithperry Nobody said anything about a 3-4 bedroom house. This post is about providing a home which is more than just 4 walls.
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@cleobug101
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26 days
@JefeDelCopy Absolutely! Thank youโ˜บ๏ธ
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@cleobug101
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1 month
Those last few bites when bulking is in the top 5 most humbling human experiences
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@cleobug101
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This.
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@cleobug101
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we will never have sex
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@cleobug101 we will never have sex
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@cleobug101
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@thegenesisbl0ck Lol because God forbid a woman cook sourdough bread and love her husband
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@cleobug101
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2 months
Esoteric Princess โœจ๐ŸŒผ๐Ÿซง
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@cleobug101
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@ZondyGuy I had to sell it to afford a new pair of headphones ๐Ÿ˜ž
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@cleobug101
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Literally, just put on some lipstick and a see-through white tank. You guys make everything difficult ๐Ÿ™„
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@cleobug101
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@therawsol Right! God forbid a woman look good ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@cleobug101
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22 days
โ€œReal friends, how many of us? How many of us, how many jealous? Real friends It's not many of us, we smile at each other But how many honest? Trust issues Switched up the number, I can't be bothered I cannot blame you for havin' an angle I ain't got no issues, I'm just doin' myโ€ฆ
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@cleobug101
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@PanZaremba More than that
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@danishacarterr @honeyNonABG2024 The way Pearl could literally be drowning in it though if she was a masc lesbian
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@cleobug101
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@edgarbenjoseph Get two jobs or move to a cheaper area. It is still very much possible but nobody wants to humble themselves. Get rid of the fancy phones, expensive cars, and daily eating out and most people could afford something in a small town. Both of my brothers were able to buy a house andโ€ฆ
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@cleobug101
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@reecethebrah Theyโ€™d rather terrorize hot people than work on that
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@cleobug101
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26 days
Marriage-minded menโ€ฆ Be honest... How soon does it really take you to know you want to marry a woman?
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@cleobug101
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@remusrisnov Hahaha well I agree but hot is a dangerous game. Mid is key for a happy life
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