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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

5 years

I’m honored. 😂

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

4 years

put your laces through it son

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Christian Polanco

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4 years

Mike Pence with his only black friend. #VPDebate

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Christian Polanco

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4 years

Quick! Get this Brazilian child into an American pay-for-play soccer academy so we can truly unlock his full potential! 😅

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Christian Polanco

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1 year

@ramoumaaa these are not baby names, they are fonts 😭

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Christian Polanco

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3 years

My gf is not on Twitter, but she’s definitely real and has agreed to marry me! ❤️😤

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Christian Polanco

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2 years

An evening I’ll never forget. My first match at Goodison Park. Thank you, @Everton ! 💙💙💙 #UTFT

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Christian Polanco

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4 years

Apologies to any eSports athlete I ever said was "not truly an athlete because you just play video games all day bruh." I did not know all sports would be taken from me. I was foolish and did not mean to disparage your athletic prowess. Please direct me to your @Twitch channel.

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Christian Polanco

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4 years

gf: "Does soccer ever end?!?" *soccer leagues suspended due to coronavirus* me: "Are you happy now, you monster?!?" 😭

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Christian Polanco

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4 years

Follow my SoundCloud

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

5 years

😭 I am forever shooketh. I stan for @AOC and how she reps NY at all times. Keeps it mad gully in DC. I donated to her campaign even though she wasn’t in my district because I believed in her and wanted to see a Latina voice in DC who’s ideas resonated with me so sincerely. 🙌🏽 🇵🇷

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

4 years

pls join my OnlyFans

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Christian Polanco

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3 years

First @Everton match. First win in penalties. And I got to see them lift a trophy. Standard has been set folks!! 🏆 #UTFT

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Christian Polanco

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4 months

I’m just gonna need Taylor Swift to kneel during the national anthem at the #SuperBowl to become the greatest villain NFL fans have ever seen.

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Christian Polanco

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4 years

me when that covid vaccine drops

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Christian Polanco

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17 days

Nutmeg was NOT a fan of the raccoon on the pitch. 😂 #PHIvNYC #NYCFC

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Christian Polanco

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3 years

STAND-UP COMEDY IS BACK BABAY

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Christian Polanco

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5 years

@TheDiLLon1 Apparently there’s only one make-up artist in Hollywood that has blue paint.

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Christian Polanco

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2 years

Biggest goal of my life. 👶🍼❤️

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Christian Polanco

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3 years

My first @Everton match in England. Got to witness a heartbreaking loss, so I’ve now been baptized an Evertonian. 😅 Still have to get to Goodison soon but thank you to @EvertonChicago and @John_B58 for the ticket and the @ToffeeTVEFC hoodie! Truly grateful to be here. 💙 #QPREVE

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Christian Polanco

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2 years

Guess which of these the referee went to the monitor for. 😡 #EVENEW

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Christian Polanco

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3 years

me after consuming 12 hours of #SuperLeague takes and knowing I will do the same exact thing tomorrow 😵

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Christian Polanco

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3 years

@GAFollowers Pomeranian: "Can we go home now?" 😩

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Christian Polanco

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4 years

BEEN SEEING EVERYONE POSTING THEIR KIT COLLECTION DURING QUARANTINE SO I THOUGHT I’D DO THE SAME 👕

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Christian Polanco

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3 years

Been crying on and off the last 30 minutes. Hoping Christian Eriksen is okay. No speculation on what happened, but it reminded me of my brother's heart attack that happened to him while he was playing a sport. He made a full recovery and I wish the same for Eriksen. #Euro2020

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Christian Polanco

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3 years

I get to see my Toffees play in person for the first time in my life. 😭 @Everton // @Florida_Cup

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Christian Polanco

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4 years

Police sketches in white neighborhoods can be problematic. 😲

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Christian Polanco

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5 years

@sashamerci This was my mom after I told her I didn’t want any rice because I was cutting down on carbs.

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Christian Polanco

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2 years

Thank you @Everton for the incredible tour of Goodison Park! 🙏🏽💙💙 #UpTheToffees || @EvertonInUSA

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Christian Polanco

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1 year

@ceosonson Flirting with cardboard like

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Christian Polanco

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4 years

@KrauseKraig “oh you tryna die die”

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Christian Polanco

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1 month

UP THE GODDAMN TOFFEES! 💙 #MerseysideDerby #Everton

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Christian Polanco

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1 year

My April Fool’s Day was quite memorable. One of the most challenging and beautiful experiences of my life. My wife showed a level of courage and strength that only reinforced the immense level of pride and love I have for her. Mom and baby are doing well! Say hi to Matteo. ❤️👋🏼👶🏼

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Christian Polanco

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4 years

Hey Twitter fam! Gonna need you to smash that UNFOLLOW button if you have a problem with any of these statements. - Black Lives Matter - Defund/Abolish the police - White supremacy and misogyny is what 🇺🇸 is built on and I will do my best to fight against it ✌️🏾

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Christian Polanco

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1 year

I really wish Grant was around to see Argentina win this World Cup. 💙

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Christian Polanco

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2 years

is this real life 🏆 #NYCFC

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Christian Polanco

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4 years

This is the last picture I took of my grandfather when I visited Dominican Republic in 2018. Here he is waving goodbye as I was leaving to the airport. Basilio Reyes passed away Saturday afternoon due to being 94 years old. Incredibly grateful for the time I had with him.❤️🇩🇴

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

2 years

gettin married 2day frfr 🥰 📸: @yocoland

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

4 years

Say hello to Nutmeg. He’s an 8-week old mini golden doodle puppy. See last pic for an inside look at how I’m transitioning into my new life. 🐶 🥜

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

2 years

Ahhhhhhhffjjyfxjkugdzcghgdddjjjuugff!!!!! 😭😭😭 #UTFT 💙💙💙💙

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

5 years

Me getting ready to have the #USMNT ruin my evening.

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Christian Polanco

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2 years

It’s not a dream. @NYCFC are #MLSCup Champions. 💙💙💙😭🏆

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Christian Polanco

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4 years

@ProfessorDoye was not ready for this on jesus' birthday but it had to be said.

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Christian Polanco

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4 years

A kit by any other name would smell as sweet. Thank you @thornsfc for this beaut! 🌹 #baonpdx #NWSL

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

1 year

An incredible day! Everton stay up on the final day of the season and here’s to hoping we never have to keep experience more days like this again! 😭😭 #UTFT 💙

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Christian Polanco

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4 years

Super proud of tonight’s @SoccerCooligans episode with @alikrieger and @Ashlyn_Harris of the @uswnt and @ORLPride . Would really love if you could check it out. Watch for free at 8pm at . Thank you, fam. 🙏🏽

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

1 year

Today is my 40th birthday and all I got was this adorable baby. 🥳 ❤️

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

3 years

when someone asks me how many times I’ve been jabbed with the pfizer vaccine 💉 💉

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

10 months

A frustrating part of critiquing the #USWNT 's poor play at this #FIFAWWC is that people use it as an opportunity to hate the team personally. Lotta Rapinoe hate-comments, and of not deserving equal pay. I ain't a dog whistle for misogyny, bruh. I just want the team to play well.

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

1 year

Not even gonna lie. I’ve always wanted to do the “kicking the exploding ⚽️” gender reveal. 👶❤️

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

5 years

I got nutmegged by a child. A CHILD!! 😩

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

4 years

I completely broke down crying when I saw this. Amazing from @Wolves . I've been crying in short spurts the last few days. I try to stop because I know @darylgrove would not want me to spend too much time being sad about his passing. He barely wanted attention when he was sick.

Wolves

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@TotalSoccerShow Thinking of you all. Rest easy, Daryl. 💛

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Christian Polanco

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4 years

CHRISTIAN PULISIC HAS BEEN THE BEST PLAYER IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE SINCE THE RESTART.

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Christian Polanco

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4 years

issa collectible 🐻 #happyhalloween

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Christian Polanco

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4 years

Some personal news:

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

2 years

💍😘

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

3 years

Erling Haaland retweeting a tweet I wrote. Madness. 🤯

Erling Haaland

@ErlingHaaland

3 years

Was thinking the same. MOTM goes to the cameraman today

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

2 years

Laid my father to rest yesterday. 0/10 Do not recommend. It’s been a very difficult week, but I just wanted to thank everyone who took the time to call, text, DM, email, and pay their respects at the funeral. It meant more to me than you will ever know. Thank you. ❤️

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

5 years

I was in Toronto when @TorontoFC won MLS Cup. It was huge deal in the city and the nearly 28k people in the stadium. So lame to see so many sports journalists, of all people, erase the history of that incredible season for #TFCLive just because Jeremy Lin won a title.

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

3 years

Where you at Maderna Gang?!? Shout out to my Fizur queens! Ok, I see you Jensen & Jensen! 🤒

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@TheTomGeorge

3 years

24-year-old Chloe Mrozak from Illinois was arrested after allegedly using this fake #COVID19 vaccine card to enter Hawaii and avoid travel restrictions — it says “Maderna” instead of “Moderna” @KITV4

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Christian Polanco

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10 months

Can’t wait for the m*ga weirdos to dunk on the USWNT with the most deranged patriotic misogyny imaginable. 🙄

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Christian Polanco

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2 years

This is what I drink my coquito out of. 🏆🎄 ¡Feliz Navidad! #mlscup #NYCFC

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

3 years

My dog got neutered yesterday and now he’s been doing this all morning. He’s like, “Balls or no balls, you will ALWAYS be a good boy.” 😭

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

5 years

Here’s a few reasons why I am super cool with the #uswnt celebrating all 13 of their @FIFAWWC goals. 1. They earned the right to. 2. I’m not comfortable asking adult women to behave. 3. It would be disrespectful to not score as many goals as possible.

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

1 year

In honor of @MLS returning this week, here’s a pic of my mom wearing my @NYCFC MLS Cup ring. In true Dominican mom fashion, she told me to not wear the ring out in public because someone’s gonna take it from me. 🇩🇴😅 #nycfc

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

1 year

This is Pranav. Saw him at the PL Fan Fest in the @GrantWahl kit from @olive_york and asked if I could take a photo. Made me so happy as soon as I saw the jersey. Great dude! He has a soccer podcast called “Chip The Keeper,” but he’s going to medical school as a backup career. 😅

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

5 years

A @NYDailyNews reporter walked up to me and asked “Do you have any thoughts on the controversy between Trump and @mPinoe ?” I just showed her my hat. 😅

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

4 years

hollup which fast & furious sequel is this

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

3 years

Ended 0-0 but it was an incredible atmosphere for @AustinFC ’s first ever home game at Q2 stadium. Matthew McConaughey played drums, @brad_stuver stood on his head, and I got lots of compliments on my shirt. Solid evening. 😅 #ATXvSJ

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

5 years

This deserves an academy award. This tweet took me on a JOURNEY! 😓

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5 years

This guy on a bike chased a tiny dog through the streets of New York to save him 👏

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Christian Polanco

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2 years

me on #TaxDay acting like i know what i’m doing

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Christian Polanco

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3 years

me after a 3 hour rain delay at Yankee Stadium, 2 overturned goals by VAR, and an #nycfc loss in penalties that ended at 1 am: #NYCvUNAM #LeaguesCup

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

5 years

That time I shook hands with a Ballon D’Or winner. 🤝: @mPinoe #BallonDor2019

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Christian Polanco

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4 years

@RecluseCS @Twitch esports is how my Dominican mom says the word “sports.”

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

1 year

Thank heavens that goalkeeper David De Gea forgot he was allowed to use his hands to prevent goals. 😮‍💨 #MUNEVE #FACup

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

4 years

When I was a teenager my mom told me to not get some girl pregnant and now as an adult I still haven’t done that, but now she’s mad at me for not having children instead of praising her very good boy. 😤

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

4 years

Me to my phone playing the Gio Reyna highlight:

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

6 years

The MTA has gotten so rough that @nycfc fans have resorted to jogging to Yankee Stadium all the way from Brooklyn! #MLSCupPlayoffs #NYCMarathon 🏃 🏃‍♀️

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

1 year

me not allowing Everton to disrupt the inner peace I’ve developed by not watching them for over a month 🙏🏽

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

4 years

That Reds announcer getting caught saying a gay slur on air is really taking the heat off of Fernando Tatis Jr. for committing the equally heinous act of hitting a home run on a 3-0 count.

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

2 years

TL;DR My father passed away. ❤️ TL;DR Mi padre fallecío. ❤️

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

2 years

Only in Portland amirite?!? 😅 #MLSCup #PORvNYC

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

2 years

@MKBHD This is a rare pic because P Diddy has admittedly said that he can’t stop and won’t stop. 😂

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

5 years

Couldn’t have said it better myself. Thank you @AleBedoya17 ! 👏🏽

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

1 year

“do your job.” 🥶

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

2 years

Now Aaron Rodgers has a lot more time to do his own research. #NFLPlayoffs

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

5 years

@mariskreizman My goat-to pic

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

3 years

Waiting for @MLS to come back like

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

4 years

@RapAllStars Swae Lee's jumper makes Shawn Marion's look like Steph Curry's 😬

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

6 years

@zannah @MarkFishkin this is my friend Chris Duffy and it makes me happy every time I see this meme. He's the host of @youretheexpert !

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

1 year

I honestly thought we wouldn't get a scandal more insane than the story about Paul Pogba being accused by his brother, in an attempt to extort money, of asking a witch doctor to cast a spell on Kylian Mbappe, but I was wrong, I fear.

ESPN FC

@ESPNFC

1 year

Former USMNT captain Claudio Reyna, father of Gio Reyna, sent multiple messages to U.S. Soccer executives during the World Cup threatening to reveal sensitive details about USMNT coach Gregg Berhalter's past, multiple sources told ESPN.

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

4 years

me arriving to the barber shop when quarantine is over

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

2 years

Dominican Republic has qualified for the U-20 World Cup AND the 2024 Olympics! I am losing my mind right now! Felicidades @sedofutbol !! Tanto orgullo ser Dominicano ahora mismo!! 🇩🇴🇩🇴😭👏🏽

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@Concacaf

2 years

¡Con este penal anotado, @sedofutbol 🇩🇴 derrotó a @fedefut_oficial 🇬🇹 y es el primer finalista de #CU20 ! 🏆

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

1 year

This little guy is 2 months old today. The furry little guy is 3 years old next month. Gotta get him his own Everton bib so we can all match. Shout out to @juanguillermorh for the bib! #UTFT

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

2 years

Everton need a new manager. Hear me out.

Everton

@Everton

2 years

Everton Football Club can confirm the departure of Rafael Benitez as first team manager.

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

11 months

This past Father’s Day was difficult because it was my first as a dad, but also the first without my dad. There are unresolved issues I had with my father, but what has been amazing is that my son is helping me let go of so much of that resentment. Grateful for this lil guy. ❤️

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Christian Polanco

@chrispolanco

4 years

. @NotAlexis and I signed with our childhood club! Beyond thrilled to be doing a show for @NYCFC for #MLSisBack . Check out all the deets right here 👇🏽🗽