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DEAR COMMENT SECTION: I KNOW SHE’S OUT OF MY LEAGUE. I AM JUST HAPPY TO BE HERE😎
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Sixers' dancer gets a surprise proposal during game 💙
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Pete Davidson walked so I could run🥹💍
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This guy getting bodied gets circulated more than my proposal itself and I’m here for it every single time
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Thank god I’m funny😂
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Sixers dancer got proposed to during the game. Always shoot your shot 😅💍 (h/t @chris_girard13 )
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Helped my friend move into his new apartment today Rate the setup (dudes only)
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@espn MOMMA WE MADE IT🥹
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@ga99805159 She was worth the crease 🥰
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All jokes aside, thank you to everyone who made this possible! We have been blown away by all the love and support (and jokes😂) from so many people. This has truly been the best Christmas we could ever have dreamed of❤️💙 Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone❤️💙
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@mikeystephens81 This is the best reply I’ve gotten💀💀
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@tiakhalifuh I got caught up in the moment, it all happened so fast
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Hey @ASAPferg , will you perform Work Remix for our intro song at the wedding??
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A man surprised his girlfriend -- a Philadelphia 76er dancer -- and proposed during a stoppage in Friday's game against the Clippers. She said "yes" ... but the Internet said, "why?"
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@NFL @NFLDraft @AtlantaFalcons @NewEraCap If you’re an Atlanta Falcons fan, you may be entitled to compensation
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What my replies think me and Jackie look like
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I hate to say it, I’ve never wanted BK more than I have since I started hearing that stupid song 15 times a day
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@macaiyla ❤️❤️
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Nothing to promote here, but if anyone has tips/recs for our wedding planning and honeymoon planning (we’re going to France!) let us know😂
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@NFL_DovKleiman “See Kirk throws with his right hand, we needed a lefty reliever to give the batters a different look”
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@huskiesplswin These “rizz” quotes and puns are sending me💀
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@_sagnikbasu Me and @SHAQ have a similar play type😎
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@chris_girard13 Congratulations! When and where?
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@itsYDG2 The Falcons said
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@Botkin26 He didn’t live long enough to see their second Mickey Mouse trophy😔
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@ASAPferg OH MY LANTA THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! It’ll be September 21, 2024, most likely in Philly, but we do not have a venue yet! Feel free to DM me and I can send all the info we have!!
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@SaraCivian TELL EM SARA😤
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@banjorman Paint them jawns on before work every morning😤
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Can’t forget where the magic happens. I mean, look at those views 👀
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What a year it’s been! Thanks to everyone who made it so special❤️
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I think we all know whose is better😎 Stoked to ring in the New Year celebrating the lacrosse state chip with the squad😤💍 #BDE #RingSZN
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A guy on the highway cut me off, so I flipped him off. He responded by flipping on his undercover police lights and pulling me over 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
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@edwardnelson4tn It does not suck!
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@ybisbettersmd YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT😤
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Someone literally made a Twitter account just to reply to all the tweets I was mentioned in and say "he's a Celtics fan" Some of y'all are WEIRD😂
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Voldemort was right
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THIS IS NOT MY HARRY POTTER
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My 2023 New Year’s resolution is to use my new social following and platform for good: @McDonalds , bring back the snack wrap
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@InternetH0F My man tells no lies, MJ > Lebron
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When she hits you with “I made dinner plans for us with my friend!” on championship Sunday
someone funnier than me caption this please
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@FaZeBlaze Thank you my guy!!
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It’s cause real ones know MJ > Lebron
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ouch
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@MattTolerOG HAHAHAHAHA (Arsenal is bad though)
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@TheMagicTiki But! He did break a blind the second he tried opening them
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@DomClare HAHAHAHA 😂💀
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It seems I’ve been one-upped🤝
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This couple got married at halftime of the Mavs game 💍💙
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Philadelphia if the Sixers believed in Jimmy Butler instead of Ben Simmons
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Choosing between Tom Brady and the Cowboys must feel like a lose-lose for 90% of America
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@TheJoeySwoll Thank you!! Merry Christmas to you as well!
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@BarstoolBigCat Drake and the Maple Leafs in the same day is Toronto’s 9/11
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CHRISSY PULISSY HAS DONE MORE FOR AMERICA THAN ANY PRESIDENT EVER HAS🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Think she caves?? #BallIsLife
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@SeawolvesRugby @StacyRost Looks like I just found my new favorite rugby team. SEAWOLVES TIL I DIE😤
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@WhismanSucks @NwistyOnline Of course she does, she has TASTE
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@BarstoolBigCat Does Dalton Schultz not know ball?
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@MrColeThompson Thank you Cole!!
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So, what are the best venues in the Philadelphia area for a September 2024 wedding? I guess we gotta get on that😂
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I know it’s been on Twitter before, but I’ve truly spent my whole life looking for a pizza that looks HALF as good as the one from A Goofy Movie
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@ochocinco My guy!! FIFA soon?👀
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@brfootball You’re never gonna guess which of Leverkusen’s games I bet on
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@stephenasmith So you DONT want to come over for football is what I’m hearing?
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“ShE’s GoNnA lEaVe YoU bRo” 9 years later she’s still here singing Creed at me😤
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@TaylorTwellman @SaraCivian It’s a good day when @TaylorTwellman goes to bat for you online
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One year ago today Jackie got a fat rock and I got my 15 minutes of fame🥹 Can’t wait to say “I do” ❤️💙
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@MikeAsti11 YES SIRRR😤
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@JustaMinx Thank you!!
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Stood on business
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My 2023 New Year’s resolution is to use my new social following and platform for good: @McDonalds , bring back the snack wrap
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@PFTCommenter He’s gonna start asking how many presents there are soon
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@stephenasmith Who’s the weakest link?
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9 years down, 1 more to go Happy anniversary my love, 365 days til we say “I do” 🩵
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Jackie deserved to go farther, but this season will always be one to remember ❤️💙 #TrustTheProcess
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One year later and I’m still waiting on Pete to confirm he’ll be officiating the wedding though😂
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Pete Davidson walked so I could run🥹💍
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@ddofinternet Thank you!!
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Can’t believe Will Ferrell told me he’s gonna play drums at my wedding!
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Ain’t No Rest For The Wicked goes so much harder now
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'Cage the Elephant' singer Matthew Schultz busted for guns in NYC
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@tarastrong Thanks Tara!! It’s good to virtually meet you, I worked at Cartoon Network for a few years!
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Thanks for inviting us to our first match @NewYorkRedBulls ! We had a blast and will see you again soon❤️ #RBNY
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Closest I’m ever going to get to being announced in an NBA starting lineup 😂
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This is getting reposted so much I’m running out of jokes to go with it😂
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Goodell tomorrow
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DK said “standing on business” in sign language (via @NFL )
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This may be the best thing I’ve ever seen in the history of the internet @jeremy_girard3
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After going down 7-0, @BeaconsLacrosse has cut the deficit to 8-5 late in the 3rd quarter at @UMassDAthletics . Conor Lenfest scored the Beacons first 4 goals, while Jeremy Girard just tacked on his first goal of the day #beaconstrong #d3lax #leclax
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@hartz_lincoln Me and @ShamsCharania are basically twins👀
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Checking in on my new #RBNY fam after some time away
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Happy Valentine’s Day y’all!❤️
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Bro did a kickflip and strutted off
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@GeorgeFoster72 My brother in Christ they are indestructible
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Twitter would have been UNHINGED if Kanye came out
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@GeorgesNiang20 Wedding’s 9/21/24, we’ll send you the invite soon👀
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@NatalieEgenolf Yes ma’am!😤
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@imstephaniehope YOU DA REAL MVP🥹
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Why on earth would you choose this over oven/toaster oven
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Re-heating pizza glitch?
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@_TylerHillery UNITED FRONT BABY✊🏻
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@BarstoolBigCat Testing their fans’ will to live
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Or at least whose is bigger😂
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QB1😤
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Not Bailey Zappe casually singing along to “Stacy’s Mom” after hopping off the bench to lead back-to-back touchdown drives. 💀
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What a match, what an environment. 1-0 as a @NewYorkRedBulls supporter😤
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