Hi, welcome to my space.
I am Emmanuel Chidera Nora. I am from Imo State, Ngor-Okpala precisely.
I am currently interning as an OAP in a radio station in Lagos state, I am also a social media manager. And on the side, I write erotica.
I am also known as Wildcard. I took that up
Forgive my curiosity...
But when you people make these lists and post, is it for random strangers you've never contributed anything to their lives, or for your friends and families?
I'll do number 9 sha.
I believe in reincarnation, and it is as a result of what I witnessed, not read or told.
When my baby brother was still a toddler, say 7 months old, he fell sick and as a result of that sickness, he couldn't walk. What he suffered is called 'apa afọ' in Igbo. I don't know the-
Have u ever been fucked good?
Have u had ur hands held together above ur head in missionary position with a good dick inside of u, touching ur walls, taken out and slipped back in slow, steadily, with eye contacts every now & then?
Rubbing pussies against each other can never!
@Jerro_81
@BlackYellow
The height of insecurity.
They mentioned Nigerian fufu and you had to post this to get validation?
Even the deities would reject this sacrifice.
I bedwetted a lot.
Lots of times, I'd wake in the middle of the night, change the soiled clothes, hide it inside my bag of clean clothes & wear another clean clothe.
One time, I swapped sides with one of my kid sisters after I had peed on my side of the bed. Mumsy found out 😩.
One time in school, I was bored, so I agreed to follow a friend to her man's house in town. She said we should go together so I'd meet her man, and possibly meet any of his friends that I might like. Basically, she wanted to help my single life too.
One time...
I went to my dad's house from mumsy's house. I think it was weekend I went to spend because my dad had come back from work then.
As usual, my dad left back to work early in the morning, and I was to leave later in the day. Before I left, my step mum asked that I
Growing up with twin siblings teaches you how to mind your business.
My kid sisters are twins. When they have issues, Maureen will coman complain to me as their big sister. Mumu me will take her side, only for she and Maurah to later team up against me like the enemy 🤦🏾♀️.
@_Joshxxo
🤣 🤣 🤣 Men that will pee touch their dick and still move on to shake themselves without waging their hands o. People that will pack dick in boxers and shorts for a full day's and not rinse after peeing and still expect blow job from a girl when she comes over. Okay.
My babe from school has been dating this guy since our HND1...
She's literally been his backbone & supporter. Even while in school, they stayed together in the lodge her father paid for. Afta graduation last year, she moved with him to Ibadan. Months ago, she found out she's-
I gave this guy my number sometime ago.
We hung out twice, I didn't take anything except water, and he stopped calling me. His reason was that I was forming by not taking anything serious. Yesterday, he sent me this message.
🤦🏾♀️
Visited this guy for the first time, the whole place was untidy. I stood outside and asked him to tidy up so I could come in, he said he thought I'd do that for him when I got there. I laughed, and watched him tidy it up. Baba no believe him eyes.
@me_lanin_pie
It's called sex.
If you call it anything else, the joke is on you.
You people should stop making it look like it's a bad thing. People have emotions, and these emotions don't have a default timetable or schedule.
I don't know about anyone else, but visiting people without buying them anything; fruit at least, will never make sense to me.
I mean, how do you even visit people empty handed, especially people you don't see often?
Sincerely, I think one of the things I miss about being in a relationship aside the cuddles, is stealing polo. You know when you see a polo, see the cost, know you don't have to bother because you have a sure plug you can walk into & take as you like without having to pay a dime.
@jagabanolu
@Waspapping_
Mumu.. All the energy you used to type this, thinking you are, if you had invested it in your education, you'd have had sense to know what's sarcasm and what is not. See you disgracing your ancestors on twitter. Banger boy 🫵🏾.
I felt something for this guy.
One day, he visited, we played games and had sex. Then I felt nothing at all for him again. All his attempts for a rematch failed, they actually irritated me.
That's how infatuation works, it is very short-lived.
The only time you should be mad at people for feeling entitled is when you are sure they have don nothing for you to feel that way. If they have, then they are free to feel entitled. You know why? It is because every favour received is a debt owed. No, not the type of debt where
All these engagement ontop my innocent question...
Biko while you're here, I manage social media accounts, I write stories, I write erotica too...
In case you have any writing gig, hit me up abeg.
Follow me too. I'll follow back.
I had this thing going on with this guy sometime ago.
I graduated and defended my project, baba didn't post my picture or even send me a congratulations in the DM. On the two occasions!
I complained, he said there will be better wins, it was then I knew I was in a wrong place.
One truth I have come to terms with as I grow older is that love needs money to thrive. As a matter of fact, one can enjoy a relationship without sex, but can't enjoy one without money. Money isn't everything, but is important. Very important.
long before mumsy was married.
Mumsy went back with the information to the prophetess, she said my brother reincarnated that man. She told mumsy things to do by the man's grave side, mumsy did them.
My brother is 21 now, no asthma, no apa afọ. & Yes, he walked, still walks too.
I write catchy contents, if you people will employ me, I will move the money I have locked in
@PiggyBankNG
and put in there.
You'll not just gain a client, but a good content writer too. Where should I submit my CV for your perusal?
Men are men until it's just you two behind closed doors.
He'd wear your pants, bras, heels & bonnets, act melodrama in front of the mirror, catwalk & pretend to be female, then come to snuggle & suckle on your breasts like babies. Actual big babies.
It's my birthday week...
In 2020, my man and I connived and lied to my mum that we were going for a function in his hometown so we could have my birthday week to ourselves in his house as we lived really close.
Fast forward to 2022, my man is married and I'm not his wife.
If you see my chat with your man for him phone, and e be like say we dey do stuffs or you no like am, abeg call me make we talk things out woman to woman. Which one be to carry boys come beat me, you wan kee me?
@DanielRegha
Danny boy, Hitting a drum is good.
But don't you think that you shouldn't be smiling? Millions of children are on the street, and all you can do is hold a drum and smile? Are you mocking the drummer big we read years ago?
You can do better. No shades.
Life is hard, the economy is not smiling.
But as you're going to visit someone, do not go empty handed. Spare 5h or 1k and buy them something.
If you're in doubt of what to buy, buy fruits. Apples, oranges, etc.
Don't go to people's houses empty-handed, you're not Aaron.
Years ago, say 2012/13...
I was depressed. I was in senior secondary then. I got so depressed that I attempted suicide, and thinking about it now, I find it funny.
Back to the gist. I was depressed and suicidal, so I decided to end it all on a Sunday. On Saturday, mumsy asked me-
One thing with liking/loving someone who doesn't do same as much as you do them is that you will know that they're not giving you the energy you give, but you won't want to go.Not because you don't know that you need to go, but because you wish they would see you in the light-
When I was younger, I used to put a sachet of nutri-c, a sachet of peak milk, and a water in a plastic rubber, refrigerate it and drink it later when it's so chilled. I called the mixture nutrimilk.
Now that I older, I make tea with milk and ovaltine, pour into a plastic rubber-
On my show today, this man called in to say he caught his wife with another man in bed. He asked her why she did what she did, she said it's because he doesn't satisfy her. He further asked her what she wants him to do, she said he wants to be allowed to be having affairs, since
Why do I want to get married?
To glow differently.
You know that glow which fornication cannot give you. That glow that comes with sleeping side by side your legal partner every night, and each time you both get down you know you are not bothered about condoms, pills or when your
Guys will see a girl who doesn't thirst trap, skip her, go for the one who thirst traps. Then begin to try to make her stop thirst trapping.
I mean, you saw all of that before you went for her. Why stress her when you should have directly gone for the one who doesn't thirst trap?
Distant relationship is wild...
You have to live with the memories of the times you spent together, and hopes of the next you'll spend when you see again till you see again. If you've never seen before, you have to hold on to hope and promises, which could all be false sef🤦🏾♀️.
This girl thought she was doing me when my ex was cheating on me with her.
Guess who got pregnant, had a son for him, and he still didn't marry her.. You're right!
I saw her not too long ago, and all I could say was "Thank you, Jesus".
Stop the draging & cussing people for their political choices. It's been months now, but it shall never be well with them.
Everyday, it's one cuss or the other, and they deserve all of it and worse. As a matter of fact, whether they delete the posts or not they'll not die well.
08 🗑️
Note: As you can see you on slide one, bring your advertisement gigs my way!
* When checking your mail, check everywhere including the spam mails. I saw the last slide weeks after it was sent, and I wanted to explode in anger.
I missed a possible job opportunity 🤦🏾♀️.
Your partner staying faithful to you is more about their personal decision and self respect than it is about their love and respect for you. It's they who can choose to stay faithful or not, not you who can make them stay faithful to you. It's not even in your place to.
My girl and her man had a fight.
He didn't talk to her all day till she finished cooking and he asked her to dish him some.
Her: I thought you won't talk to me.
Him: it's you I have issues with, not the food. Gimme food abeg.
😂😂😂😂😂
Morning sex...
That one that happens between 3-5am. As your bones and vessels are relaxed, your body is awakened to touches in the right places, your relaxed muscles are turned on and you're fucked to satisfaction. After it, you rest a little, prepare and face the day in smiles.
You just see Burnaboy and you know his confidence is from home.
He's raised in love, and there's noting else you can say to him that will make better sense than what he's been told all his life by his family. You just see him and you know.
Church boys are so interesting to date...
Sleep with him on Saturday, follow him to church on Sunday and watch him close his eyes in worship as if he didn't do iniquity the previous night. Cool sturv.
You know that point where you offend someone, acknowledge you've wronged them, apologize, but they don't accept. That time it looks like they have moved on or forgotten about you.
Just before you go on to reaching out to people to talk to them for you, and doing all of those
@dahboss_vibez
It's the fact that you're comparing people's relationships and feel it's content for me.
If this ain't the height of ment, I don't know what is.
At least, they found love. What have you found?
Okpokoro ishi with Ghana weaving.
In my ND1, the pack of 6 Eva soap I bought for bathing finished I asked my roomie to buy since I bought the last one.
Came back to see this 👇 soap in our bathroom. I asked her why, she said it's what they use in their house.
No be person tell me to cancel roomie-ship till date.
I love love, but one of the reasons I go into a relationship is so I can be stealing polo, joggers and slides, wearing them and looking like my man's nigga and not like a thief.
All of the shege Ishaya
@mikeafolarin
saw in
#farfromhome
was all Rahila
@OjoTomi1
&
@funkeakindele
fault.
They stole his money, pushed him out of the house & was still billing him. Still rejected his money when he brought it.
Which shege big pass that one? Ishaya saw shege!
Cooking for you man is a big flex sha.
Wearing his big polo and slide, smelling like him, walking from the sitting room to the kitchen to check your food, & throwing pillow at him once in a while, then eating & getting eaten after you've both eaten.
God, am I a plastic spoon?
I don't know what it is that inspires
@Officialchike
to title his albums, but trust me, he's good at it.
First was Boo of the booless, now, it's The Brother's Keeper.
His first album was beautiful, the second is even more beautiful.
I once lied that I was following my younger sisters (twins) to a night vigil just to go see my then man, talk our issues out & have make up sex.
My sisters called me when they were coming back from the vigil, we all went back home.
What lie have you ever told for love or sex?
I am open to all manner of writing jobs. Story writing, content writing, social media management too.
If you have no job for me, still give me a follow and let's have this interesting fun ride as mutuals on this app. I am very interesting 😉
Prison Break is a goated series.
I don't even want to see another series so I don't have to argue or doubt its goatedness.
It's my third time seeing it, and with each episode, I'm blown away like I was the first time I saw it.
@instablog9ja
Falz is well raised.
You can tell from how he replies to people online. Even when they come for him, he replies courteously. Guy is a rare type. A national treasure. I'm proud to be of the same generation with someone like him, I just pray we can have the Nigeria we deserve.
I asked this guy why he doesn't use perfume and body spray, he said he has no need for it as he doesn't have body odor.
Instantly, I felt for his girl. She will never understand how ecstatic it is lying in the arms of a man wearing cologne.
The scent of masculinity & perf is 😍.
CHAPTER ONE:
I had received a message from this random guy. It read "You have a beautiful voice". I smiled at the compliment before asking where he heard my voice from. He said he had seen a part of my live video on my story.
That was the start of our conversation. We delved
The first thing I did when I got home was have a cold shower.
I walked into the room with the towel loosely hanging on my chest. A glance at babe, he knew I needed to me touched, I needed to be massaged and held too.
"Come sit here, babe, I've got you". He said, smiling coyly-
I woke up to a text from this man again this morning...
God gave me the best man for a dad fr fr... He'll make it perfect by giving me another sweet man for a lifetime partner, I'm sure.
I've met different people in life, but each time I remember that I've met a girl who said she can never be single because she'll go broke, I shrug my shoulder and say tụfịakwa.
According to her, once a relationship ends, she's starting another because she needs money 🤦🏾♀️🙆🏾♀️😂😂.
You'll be thinking there's something special about ghosting people until you eventually turn to a ghost and your friends won't know you're dead because they'd think it's you and your usual craze.
Unam ikot!
It's okay if you want to have a child and not get married, but please, make sure that once you have that child, you're never getting married, or even if you later decide to get married, you get married to the child's mother or father.
Not every uncancelled marriage fails, but a canceled marriage is better than a failed one. So, take your time.
What is even funnier is that you can take the whole time in the world and still end up in a bad marriage. There is no manual to these things.
The way Nigerian elders snap at you for giving them stuffs or taking from them with your left hand, you'll wonder if they think God is stupid for giving us two hands.
They act like the left hand is forbidden to function, or like it wasn't created by God. Makes no sense at all.
You don ever see me post about fake friends, wrong partners and people wey dey live fake life?
Na me be fake friend, na me be wrong partner, na me still dey live fake life, so I no fit dey sub myself.
See ehn, in this life, just pray for supportive people. Family and friends inclusive.
She's made up her mind to terminate the pregnancy. It's 3 months old, the doctor said she has a chance. Her mum supports her, her dad too, even tho he's still mad at her. Plus, the guy's family-
My babe from school has been dating this guy since our HND1...
She's literally been his backbone & supporter. Even while in school, they stayed together in the lodge her father paid for. Afta graduation last year, she moved with him to Ibadan. Months ago, she found out she's-