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@cernusson

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😀🍾...Champagne is always the answer! Fellow tweeters can also find me on : @ceceliameade @mastodonapp .uk. (Champagne on ice & waiting 🍾🥂💕)

Loire Valley, France
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
4 years
Tonight my daughter & French son-in-law told me they're leaving the UK to return to France next month, solely due to Brexit & the settled status issue. That's 1 skilled NHS physiotherapist lost +1 Artisan Pâtissier Baker lost. How many skills will go before the penny drops?
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
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Banksy 💕
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
4 months
As I, & others, have said many times: The French have offered UK a site on French soil, to help the quick & decent processing of foreign migrants. The Tories have refused. It's the Tories who force people to use the boats. Never forget they're 100% responsible for the crisis
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
2 years
I've just been accepted by the local préfecture to take up to 8 Ukrainian refugees... My neighbour can accept 4...feeling very happy. Can't wait.
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
21 days
Thankfully, this racist is now identified & being interviewed by police
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
6 months
Surely, it's "his duty" to do this from home - via Video call: Teams or Zoom. If it's "good enough for disabled people", it's the very least he can do!
@Citizen_Smith56
CitizenJones
6 months
I wonder how Cabinet Secretary, Simon Case is feeling? If you remember, he had to pull out of appearing at the Covid-19 Inquiry due illness. It's been 3 weeks. Surely he's better and ready to go.
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
1 year
@JoannaisWriting My abuse was invisible. Emotional abuse leaves no scars. No-one believes you because "He's so nice, he's totally harmless, you seemed so happy, you never said anything, you always defended him" ... Etc, etc... 15yrs... It leaves a mark. But inside.
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
10 months
Wtaf is, wrong with these people? ... Posing for selfies with someone who is actively trying to make your lives a misery?! Are you bloody mad?!
@RishiSunak
Rishi Sunak
10 months
And today I’ve been in North Yorkshire meeting nurses at the Friary Community Hospital. They make the NHS what it is, and that's why I've backed them and thousands of other frontline staff with an historic NHS workforce plan. More funding, more staff, quicker care for patients.
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
2 years
I get to hear if my contract is extended, or I lose my job tomorrow. Please send positive vibes at 8h30 on Tuesday morning xx!!🙏💕
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
2 years
The EU offered continued Erasmus. The EU offered continued FoM for Arts/Artistes. The EU offered continued access to Science & Space research. The EU offered reciprocation for EU members abroad. The EU offered SM/CU. All this & more the Tories refused. Don't blame the EU!
@David1Burley
David Burley
2 years
Last year Lord Frost admitted the EU offered British people a “permanent visa waiver” arrangement but UKGov declined it. Don't blame the EU.
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
2 years
Remember: Covid numbers aren't falling... They're just not being tested: No tests, no stats. Don't be fooled. Stay safe.
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
3 years
Just seen a picture on FB (!) of Kate&William arriving at the Bond Première. Does anyone else think this is getting ridiculous these days? Free entry, expensive clothes, gushing & fawning. People are dying daily: CV19, poverty, homeless, vulnerable?! Today, this bugs me so much.
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
3 years
What is it about Nicola Sturgeon that enrages the Tories ? I'll start... Integrity
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
2 months
Let's get this entitled little oik nabbed! @Jacob_Rees_Mogg don't you have any control over your children?! If you can't control your offspring, you shouldn't have had so many! Take some damn responsibility; this is illegal, & highly dangerous!
@mendiphuntsabs
Mendip Hunt Sabs
2 months
Jacob Rees-Mogg's son flies down the A39 on the back of an illegal one-seater quad with the number plate purposely covered in mud. Please investigate the illegal use of the Mendip Farmers Hunt's quads @ASPolice .
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
6 months
Reminder: France has offered "for free" to set up a processing centre on French soil. The Tories refused this. The problem isn't the migrants - It's the Tories!
@ChirpyChet
Chirpy Chet
6 months
Rishi Sunak has some nerve saying it's unfair they take up hotels and cost the taxpayer millions of ££. That's because YOU have accrued a backlog. #RefugeesWelcome #Sunakered #GeneralElectionNow
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
3 years
Brexit Bonus Fail! Today, the job I'd been unofficially offered, has been officially rejected because I've not got a EU passport & the job involves European travel etc...I'm gutted.
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
3 years
A 62yo childhood friend called to tell me he's just signed for a house in France. He's coming over after 21/6. He voted Tory & thinks it'll all "be fine". Apparently the French won't know he's there, he'll just "fit in", despite wot I've said. This might become a hilarious saga!
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
3 years
Isabel Oakshott is a vacuous moron. Am I the only one who'd like to slap her into intelligence?
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
2 years
I'm sat here in the sunshine, in France with a coffee, listening to the news from the UK, thinking, thank fk I'm sitting here with a coffee, in France ! #JohnsonOut #SueGreyReportNow
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
10 months
Excellent. She's fact based, succinct & knows them well enough to hit home, hard! Perfect!!
@LeroySkeete
Leroy Skeete
10 months
Do you feel Carol Vorderman is doing a good job exposing the Tories? Rt
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
2 years
Remind me what Rees-Mogg has invested millions in, in Ireland?! Oh yes, isn't it ABORTION PILLS...?
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
3 months
"IF" this happens, I'll be thrilled to bits. I hope North Somerset don't disappoint!
@LeroySkeete
Leroy Skeete
3 months
Tory Jacob Rees Mogg due to lose seat How do you feel? Rp
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
3 years
I'm woke. I'm kind. I an à girly swot lefty. I hate the Tories with a vengeance, know that Brexit is a complete disaster, & would like to rejoin one day. Please give me a follow. 💖 I have been stuck at the same numbers for months.... It's driving me nuts! 😂
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
2 years
Does everything in the UK revolve around pubs? Champagne in pints? Crowns on pint glasses? Fkin Wethersponge? the need to keep pubs open? ... Batshit crazy 😱
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
1 year
Land Registry seem to uphold that the land was indeed sold for £100. So, Private Eye are correct. So, this man is defaming Private Eye. I can't wait till Ian Hislop sets his lawyers on him. Popcorn anyone?!
@BenHouchen
Ben Houchen
1 year
Recently there were also lies propagated by Private Eye who suggested we had sold a ‘valuable’ piece of land for £100. This is untrue. The truth is that a deal with SeAH Wind, that will create 2000+ jobs,will return £40m+ to the public purse and £7m pa for 40yrs in business rates
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
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Come on @toryboypierce , @LeeAndersonMP_ @SuellaBraverman , @RishiSunak Where is your condemnation for this shocking desecration of the Remembrance Day parade? You invited this. You condoned this. Speak up! We can't hear you! What say you?!
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
1 year
Wtaf is wrong with Norfolk? ... Are they all Daft?
@PollingReportUK
UK Polling Report
1 year
LATEST SEAT PREDICTION: SOUTH WEST NORFOLK CON @trussliz HOLD MAJ: 20.8%
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
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She ought to be tried for common assault & binned. Nothing less.
@BBCMBuchanan
Michael Buchanan
2 months
NEW: Police in Manchester say an officer’s behaviour was unacceptable and must never be repeated after video emerged of her dragging a rough sleeper across the ground and deliberately “stamping” on his stomach.
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
4 years
BREAKING:Weston general hospital, Weston Super Mare, cannot receive new Covid-19 cases... So VE Day parties? Loosening lockdown? Sending your precious children back to school? Accepting Cummings is a better parent than you & trailing the virus to the north? CASES ARE RISING!
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
3 years
So we're f**ked. The Bill has gone through. The UK has officially become a Dictatorship.
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
8 months
Who the hell has had a payrise of 8.5% ??? Anyone? 🤔 Any of my 15k followers?!🧐 Because no-one I know has had any form of payrise for years!
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
3 months
There are lots of us over 50s on here...more than I'd imagined!! (Fkin SAGA?! 😳) I'm so happy to meet you & to know that you - like me - are happy to tell @RishiSunak to fuck off! Bless you all. I love you more than you can imagine 💕🍾🥂✨
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
1 year
Are the Tories in Uxbridge & Ruislip suffering from Stockholm syndrome, or congenitally thick?
@PolitlcsUK
Politics UK
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🚨 | BREAKING: Boris Johnson has been RESELECTED as the Tory candidate for Uxbridge and South Ruislip 👀
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
2 years
Cressida Dick took a dame hood to turn a blind eye. She's not a victim, she's a perpetrator. The less we hear from her the better, unless is it in court.
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He's an absolute shyster. A greedy, slimy useless shyster!
@bongosaloon
Phil Gould 🇵🇸🖕🥁
8 months
Rishi Sunak made FIVE MILLION POUNDS from a company which sold diggers to Russia in APRIL OF THIS YEAR! To rephrase… Our Prime Minister made £5 MILLION from a company doing business with a country at war with an ‘ally’! Rishi Sunak is a war profiteer! #ToryCorruption
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
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I'm in a dark place today. Each day, I'm feeling more depressed. I can't see a way out. I'm just stuck in a well of despair & sadness. I'm sorry to be so blue on a sunny day. But I've no-one else to talk to. I just needed to share.
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
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I love what is said here. How we perceive disability. How disabilities are perceived. How the disabled are perceived. How the disabled perceive themselves. We all have a part to play. One of these is to listen & to understand. Prince Harry speaks eloquently & with understanding
@WeAreInvictus
Invictus Games Foundation 💛🖤
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"In your joy, in your happiness, in your achievement, we all benefit." - Prince Harry, The Duke of Sussex. Watch the full speech from the Duke of Sussex, Patron of the Invictus Games Foundation from the opening ceremony of the #InvictusGames Düsseldorf 2023!
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He's rude, he hectors, he's arrogant, he doesn't listen, he's petulant, he's misogynistic.... Does this make him a bully? 🤔
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
3 years
Even the Queen favours taking the train. Yet Johnson takes a plane TO COP26 IN HIS OWN BACKYARD?! 🙄🤯
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
2 years
Rabid "chat" with Brexiter brother. Full of choice epithets, his boiling anger, finishing by cutting me off, because I'm a "full of myself Woke Remainer who knows fk all" Oh & he's still glad he voted leave, wishes we had no deal & there are no downsides. None! That told me, eh?!
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
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We've all decided that we love Square One!! Bring it on... #GeneralElectionNow
@ChirpyChet
Chirpy Chet
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James Cleverly weighs in on Simon Clarke & their internal squabble, then this: Keir Starmer has no plan, would undo all the good work and take us back to square one 🤷‍♀️ 🤣 Stupefyingly dim. #PMQs #ToriesOut566 #Sunakered
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
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Tim Martin is wanting to change immigration rules for EU staff. Today, Farage says he never wanted us to leave the EU! Brexit is starting to hit home. The narrative is changing. Rats & sinking ships!?! Yet, here we all feckin are... Stuck with this cluster fk called Brexit!
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
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@caniculee Nope I've French residency *only*... I can't live or work in any other EU country... My former job (international trade) is impossible now. I am a 3rd class citizen everywhere, except UK & France. It Fkin sucks as I had *no bloody vote on this* Angry doesn't cut it.
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
10 months
The owner of #GBNews shorted the £ today, to make huge, personal profit on the back of this £770m NatWest loss. You say #GBNews is patriotic?! I call "Bullsh*t" They're the biggest, greediest, capitalistic GB *Haters* of all!!
@SASR666
Sarah
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Nigel Farage pretends to love our country, yet has waged war on a bank; 40% owned by the British taxpayer. Today, NatWest lost £770 million from its value, costing the British taxpayer. He is the enemy of the people. A grubby, lying charlatan.
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
3 years
Baked camembert tonight... Enough for 2? ...unfortunately there's just me, so I'll have to just persevere! 😂
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
3 years
Can't believe how many people think the Roadmap is set in stone & that everything will be over by 21st June! Am I the only one thinking we've forgotten just how dangerous & transmissible this virus is? yet, we think we've got an all clear being sounded! 🤯
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My mum (87yo Tory Brexiteer) is getting cross that all these bad things are happening (project fear becoming reality!) & "people are blaming the Tories" . She says it's a democracy, so "blame must be shared"! 😳 I am speechless!
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
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I don't say this lightly, but Sunak & the entire Tory front bench are absolutely vile, tone deaf & frankly, disgraceful people. "British values" is the one thing they are lacking 100%
@BestForBritain
Best for Britain
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Sunak's worst qualities as a politician were on full display today. Came into #PMQs , having survived his own party, an arrogant jock full of adrenaline, failing to register that angry gloating about how brilliant he is, may not be an appropriate stance on child homelessness. ~AA
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
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Willy Wragg has a video with 3 men urinating on him...👇👇 And he was/is their candidate for "Common sense" - I get the "common", but where's the "sense"?!
@redhotcook
happygirl 🐠🐟🐋🟪⬜️🟩🇮🇪
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@13sarahmurphy And all the rest ⬇️
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
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Doesn't anyone in the country have the power to stop this government sending millions of £s to Rwanda & other worthless causes?- funds desperately needed by so many? Where's the checks & balances? Who tf oversees this? Who checks the exchequer? This can't be allowed to continue.
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
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Today's a fresh start. After much a--feckin-ado my soon to be ex. has finally moved out. You're never so lonely as in a relationship where the other person is selfish, emotionally abusive & takes no responsibility for their actions. Onwards & upwards 💖
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
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Why did the people of Newark vote for a Nazi?
@g_gosden
Simon Gosden. Esq. #fbpe 3.5% 🇪🇺🐟🇬🇧🏴‍☠️🦠💙
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‘Our membership in the ECHR is unsustainable!’ Jenrick’s views on most things wouldn’t be out of place in a Munich bierkellar in the 1930s. He needs get a brown shirt from somewhere.
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Just received an email from my university (France) reinforcing the need for vaccines, masks, distancing, aeration of rooms, etc, all due to the potential of the Delta variant. Just the potential. Yet in the uk its "Freedom day on 19th" & throwing caution to the wind?! 🤯🥴😵
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
3 years
Bloody EU. Still no shortages!
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
2 months
This is simply glorious! Margaret Hodge with courtesy, aplomb & *facts* rips Tice to shreds... A very erudite, competent lady.
@Haggis_UK
Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺
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Margaret Hodge tears into Richard Tice(Reform UK); "Don't interrupt me... you came 3rd in the one election you stood in... & your great, glorious president or whatever you call him, he's had more elections than I've had hot dinners, & lost every single one.. you're no threat."
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
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Why oh why does @GMB have Madeley on?! He's factually bereft, ignorant, rude & wholly unfit for this job. How many times does he have to get it wrong before you react?!
@Paul68958640
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#GMB Junior Doctors are apprentices, Madeley. Twät
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
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Does Kate Andrews have her own Dressing Room, a full time contract?! Please tell me how someone from a secretly funded rightwing think-tank is on the programme so regularly. She's ignorant, incompetent &frankly embarrassing in her poor abilities... Why @bbcquestiontime ?
@bbcquestiontime
BBC Question Time
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On Question Time tomorrow, Fiona will be joined by Meghan Gallacher, Anas Sarwar, Angela Constance, Stephen Noon and Kate Andrews for our final show of the year Join us and an audience from Kelso live on @BBCiPlayer from 8pm or or @BBCOne after the 10 o'clock news #bbcqt
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
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So leave, Nigel, leave.... We've been waiting for you to uphold your word. You said you'd go. So go. Russia needs you.
@VogonScout
𝐕𝐨𝐠𝐨𝐧ymous
11 months
Nigel Farage: “I am beginning to think that perhaps life in the United Kingdom is now becoming completely unliveable because of the levels of prejudice against me.” Well that's what you get for shitting on your own doorstep sport. @Nigel_Farage
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
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Surely pre-election, this can't happen? Am I wrong?
@supertanskiii
Supertanskiii
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I’m sorry, but what the ACTUAL FUCK is going on? How is this even allowed to happen?!
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
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A little perspective: I live in France. My friends here, like the English. Do you want to know why?! Our sense of fairplay Our tolerance to foreigners Our quirky sense of humour Our great music Our self deprecation Not our arrogance Not our flag Not our imagined superiority
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Not German Greeks then?! What an ignorant stupid woman!
@NoKingCharlie
#NotMyKing
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#RoyalReporters “I want English people in Buckingham Palace” Thank goodness the Prince of Wales is not actually Welsh #princewilliam #royalfamily #PrincessofWales #KateMiddleton #NotMyKing #kingcharles
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
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Without the Polish, we'd not have had the Enigma machine. Without which we'd never have won the war. Just remember we were solely dependent on our allies. 100%.
@Roger_Moorhouse
Roger Moorhouse 🇺🇦
4 years
In an act of brazen cussedness I am hanging the Polish flag outside my house this #VEDay , as a reminder of the cause for which Britain went to war in 1939, and of the huge contribution of Polish servicemen to the Allied victory in #WW2 .
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This man has made my Monday morning ❤️😍👍
@sam__avery
Sam Avery
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
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I've been back face2face teaching at Uni for only 2 days (yesterday & today)& guess what?! 1 of my students has just tested positive, she was in yesterday all day with me & 19 others in the class. So back to self isolation until I can get a test. 1 damn day, that's all it took!
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
3 years
I just popped into my local Super U. The lady at the cash desk said "Tien, vous êtes Cecelia Kemp! Je vous reconnais de Twitter; vos tweets sont magnifiques, je vous suis et j'adore votre pont du vue! Vous êtes superbe!" This sort of thing happens all the time 😜😳🤔
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
7 months
She never fails to be the worst of us all...
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Simon Gosden. Esq. #fbpe 3.5% 🇪🇺🐟🇬🇧🏴‍☠️🦠💙
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
2 years
I am British and I do not share @SuellaBraverman 's values. Please RT if you agree with me.
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
3 years
When will Murdoch die? Asking for a nation.
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
4 months
Look at their miserable faces. Poor kids!
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Ahmer Wadee
4 months
What did these children do to deserve a lesson with Sunak and Lee Anderson? #traumatised
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
2 years
I may yet falter, but a whole weekend (so far!) without a cigarette. Little steps...
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
9 months
Lying hypocritical bitch.
@SuellaBraverman
Suella Braverman MP
9 months
My thoughts and prayers are with those affected by the tragic loss of life in the Channel today. This morning I spoke with our Border Force teams who have been supporting the French authorities in response to this incident.
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
1 year
He's dropped Cummings name. He's now dropped Sunak in it We're starting to see the 1st strategy of a Narcissist. Attack,lie & blame... Now, he's attacking the chair. He's going to take many down if he's cornered...
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
3 months
Has everyone sane forgotten that's he's barred from parliament?! Where's he going to be PM from? A deckchair in front of Parliament?!
@a_toots
Moog
3 months
The man who turned the highest office in the land into a moral vacuum, partied in lock down, lied to the Queen, lied to the Commons, lied to the public, and was removed from office by his own MPs, is going to win the Tories the next election, apparently.
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
1 year
Jogs for 5 mins max, past the paparazzi... Then back into the car/house... Attention seeking scruff !
@ProudGranny24
ProudGranny24
1 year
'Have the cameras seen me yet?' The tiresome 'Boris' act It is all that law-breaking lying charlatan Alexander de Pfeffel Johnson has
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
20 days
No decent, sane person wants this. No-one.
@Bbmorg
Bob Morgan 🇺🇦 💙
20 days
Some Tory on the radio telling us that we all want immigrants sent to Rwanda? I don’t - do you?
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
3 years
Thank you to the French, who came over to administer the tests, is that what you meant?
@grantshapps
Rt Hon Grant Shapps MP
3 years
Update on Kent lorry situation: Over 10,000 #Coronavirus tests now carried out. Just 24 positive (0.24%). A huge thank you for the tireless efforts of our troops, police, civilian testers, council planners & port & ferry workers for giving up their Xmas to get people home.
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
5 months
A face you'd like to slap?
@Eyeswideopen69
The Purple Pimpernel
5 months
He looks increasingly like a lost little boy doesn’t he?
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
8 months
It's taken years. It's taken thick skin & rugged determination from people better than me... But, recently the EU Rejoin march, the fall of Looza Fox, the fall of Wootton... My feeling is that the tide is genuinely turning. It's a weird feeling - but I have "hope"! 😳❤️
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
3 years
Omg.. Just recd an email from my Tory/Brexit voting mum telling me the EU are petty by upholding their rules. Mentioned the "confiscated" ham sandwich as example. Cannot understand how they're treating us this way, after all "we" did for them in the war!! FML!
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
1 year
It appears that my 87yo mum (in hospital this last fortnight) was not putting the heating on, despite being relatively well off, for fear of the bills. This caused- in part - her admittance to hospital. This cannot continue. We must get The Tories out pdq! #GeneralElectionNow
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
5 months
Of course...if anyone speaks for the majority, it's Lineker!!
@LeroySkeete
Leroy Skeete
5 months
Gary Lineker has called for Rwanda scheme to be scrapped Do you agree with him? Rp
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
1 year
I've got jeans I still wear from 1996...do I get a knighthood?
@jdpoc
John O'Connell
1 year
‘Woman wealthy via marriage wears item of clothing twice.’
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
2 years
Anyone who owns a home, now needs to ensure they get to their solicitors & get the title put into the names of their children/inheritors, with a clause of the right to live etc within till your death... After 7yrs, there's no inheritance tax to pay either! Win-win. #ScrapNHSBill
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
1 year
@William09733378 He's an illegal immigrant. All those with the required documents are allowed to stay. Another ignorant idiot getting his cumuppance. Spain has sovereignty & doesn't want illegals sucking off their economy. This is what you voted for. Brexit fucks you up in every way, dumbarse.
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
2 years
@LiquidFaerie My French friend was just like this. But, since the French Govt announced the new measures y'day (basically vaccinate+booster or stay home unless you can pay for PCRs almost everywhere!) she's suddenly got her 1st jab today, 2nd booked! All her cr*p excuses, suddenly forgotten!
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
3 years
Got the result back from my cv19 test : NEGATIVE 🥂🍾💕
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
10 months
Omg... JOHNSON HAS SUDDENLY REMEMBERED HIS PHONE CODE... MIRACLES DO HAPPEN!
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
3 years
100 deaths per day. 700+ per week. Doesn't this mean anything to anyone anymore? Be afraid, be scared, be compassionate. *Wear a bloody mask*
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
1 year
Godawful vile woman
@implausibleblog
Farrukh
1 year
"We are absolutely delighted and excited about our partnership with Rwanda, to be creating a vibrant community here, to be a positive, secure, beautiful, haven, and home, for many thousands of refugees." UK Home Secretary Suella Braverman in Kigali
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
19 days
RT far & wide!
@ExcludedMugwump
Excluded Mugwump #NotMyPM #NoMandate #SunakOut
5 months
@JoJoWildBlonde Sunak gets quite aggressive when asked about his wife's investments. I wonder why?
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
5 months
Jersey?! How far I wonder?
@SoVeryBritish
VeryBritishProblems
5 months
What do you think this cow’s thinking?
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
1 year
It's about time this nasty man - & his equally nasty son Lachlan - faced charges about their conduct & their business' manipulation of fact.
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
11 months
We'll... I'm not going to say: "I told you so..." But, I did!
@BladeoftheS
BladeoftheSun
11 months
Charlotte Owens supposedly can’t be discussed in the press because of a super injunction. But the only reason for a super injunction would be because she is in fact Johnson’s daughter.
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
2 years
I know, I know... But it's Friday 😊👍
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
3 years
Johnson buys poppy whilst threatening war with France. Ironic, eh?
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
9 months
@autcareandshare Yay!! Good for him. Plus, he's got a apprenticeship.👍👏❤️ That's clever! One thing we definitely need is more artisans... Society doesn't work without a good backbone of professional artisans. We definitely don't need any more useless bankers!
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
2 years
Please RT the bejeesus out of this ❤️ Thank you 🙏
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
3 years
First time in ages, but Glasgow yesterday has given me hope. If you aren't a Tory or Brexiteer, we'll get along brilliantly! ❤️ #FollowBackFriday Follow & I'll follow back asap. Thank you for this personal "Better Together Party Political Broadcast" 😂❤️
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Cecelia 🐦😂💕GeneralElectionNow 💞 🇪🇺
11 months
This woman?!... She says so eloquently, so passionately everything I'd like to say. Thank you "woman in the green dress". Thank you 💚💖🧡💛💚💙💜💕💞
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Nick O'Donnell
11 months
This is the very definition of an iron fist wrapped in velvet. Polite. Passionate. Right. Devastating. Superb! 👇👇👇👇👇👇
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