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15 years

Gay

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8 years

Please stop debating about whetherOR not👁aged well.unfortunately it hurts all3 of my feelings.My BODY hasnt aged as well as I have.Blow us👌🏼

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7 years

Trump speaking his mind isn't refreshing, it's appalling. Coca Cola is refreshing...

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7 years

"🅿️📧🅾️🅿️🕒📧have🅰g📧D soⓂ️⛎©♓️Ucant even GET THEM 2 DOⓂ️🅾️✝️ℹ🅾️♑️©APTURE"-as ✝️♓️🅾️these folksR disobedientAuditions R held.Gary didnt get©🅰💲✝️

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8 years

See?i don't know how to write someone privately.....Help me obi Juan whoever the fuck you are.... You're my only ho

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8 years

⛽️🅰🌱✌🏼️. 〰ℹ✝♓️. ♓️ℹ️💲. 2️⃣f🅰♈️🅾🌱ℹ️✝📧. 🆕🆒💲✝🅰💪🏼🎋📧🌱💲❕

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10 years

Nothing is ever really over…just over there.

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8 years

Ok, I quit acting. NOW,can I not like being judged for my looks?Tell me what to do & who to be, oh wise New York post columnist.u GENIUS 🎓🤓🙃

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10 years

Sex=weird, no?14hrs after you had ur face pressed in2 sum 1's genitals, ur both walking down the street as tho that was fine, thanx, howR u?

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8 years

The fork surrounds you, binds you, & feeds you....

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8 years

Youth&BeautyR/NOT ACCOMPLISHMENTS,theyre theTEMPORARY happy/BiProducts/of Time&/or DNA/Dont Hold yourBreath4either/ifUmust holdAir/takeGarys

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12 years

I never used my fingernail for drugs. I used dollars or tiny spoons like any other respectable former drug addict. http://t.co/7jeu592i

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8 years

Donald trump is a classless thug Trying 2 scare us in2 voting 4 him-an entitled, elitist, racist misogynist-dangerous, unkind & w/o empathy

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7 years

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9 years

How freakishly beautiful is my 83 yr-old alleged mother? She must drink bats blood & smear bugs brains on her skin. http://t.co/rLi7wIjTyb

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8 years

My body is my brain bag, it hauls me around to those places & in front of faces where theres something to say or see

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8 years

♓️📧✌🏼️ ♍️🅰♑️❕ ℹ✝💰 ♏️🅰♑️💲 🅱📧💰✝. f🌱ℹ️📧♑️🌗. ➕ 🅱0️⃣✌🏼️📧 ⛽️🅰❕

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9 years

@starwars Natalie Portman

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8 years

Oh Luke, don’t ask for the moon, we have the force. #TheForceAwakens

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9 years

Prom night 1977 - 2015 http://t.co/JXAzb2QBdo

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8 years

I thought Trump couldn't b on cocaine because he's overweight, but a friend suggested he might ordinarily weigh much more....

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13 years

If my life wasn't funny it would just be true and that is unacceptable.

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7 years

IsYRbody DKaying➕deth marchi🆖ever closer?®the sands 🅾️F time💲🅾️cruel✝️♓️📧Yshud🅱️arrested➕💲📧♑️✝️2️⃣a 🚗dℹ🅰©beach?Get©gℹ,perspective ➕d📧🅰🕒w/ℹ✝️

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8 years

--somewhere I'll forever be 24...& Enslaved& PISSED!

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8 years

So you have to be attractive to be groped uninvited by Trump. Finally! A reason to want to be ugly!

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7 years

David Cross & I ptending we know each other with a jar of something & other stuff.....

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8 years

G🅰🌱✌🏼️. 🅰♑️👂🏼. F🌱ℹ️📧♑️👂🏼⚠️

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7 years

In Bruges looking for a theater ✝️🏨🅰✝️💲. 🅿️🕒🅰✌🏼ℹ♑️g. ®🅾️g⛎📧. 🅾️♑️📧..g🅰®✌🏼. 🏨📧🅰®d. ℹ. D🅾️. 💲🅾️Ⓜ️📧. 🅾️f. Ⓜ️✌🏼 🅱️📧💲✝️. 〰🅾️®k. ℹ♑️. ℹ✝️

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8 years

The only exercise I get lately is running off at the mouth & jumping to conclusions.....

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8 years

Before & after

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7 years

Pure lust is an oxymoron

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10 years

Life sometimes gives by taking away.

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8 years

Y🅾⛎🖐🏽🔔🇬🇧®🅰♑️🌀❔❕🤐

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G🅰🌱✌🏼️&F🌱ℹ️📧♑️👂🏼

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7 years

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8 years

♍️0️⃣🌱📧. 🅾f. ✝♓️📧 💰🅰♏️📧 ✌🏼️🅾⛎. 🌱📧🅰💪🏼💪🏼✌🏼 💲📧📧♍️📧🌗. ✝🅾. 💪🏼ℹ️🎋📧. ✝♓️📧 💪🏼🅰💲✝. 🅾♑️📧....

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8 years

Have an Unprecedented 2016❕I Dare You‼️Let Kindness&a Humorous Slant Prevail❗️Rethink Gluten, live yr lifeTrump🆓&Let the Festivities Begin❗️

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14 years

I take back like half of the exclamation points.....they make me look....eager to please. Which I AM....but I don't want anyone to KNOW that

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8 years

Before & after

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8 years

Rest in Peace R 2 ❤️ D 2️⃣......

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7 years

C-i🆖. ®🅾️g⛎📧. 🔛📧. ✝️♓️ℹ💲. 〰📧📧k📧♑️d🙅. 💲🅰〰. ©g👁 Ⓜ️📧. ✝️♓️🅾️⛎g♓️..🕒ℹk📧. ⛎🅱️📧®. 🅱️🅾️✝️🅾️✖️. 🅾️♑️🕒✌🏼 Ⓜ️🅾️®📧. 👍👏. 🅿️📧®💲ℹ💲✝️📧♑️✝️👵🔜👶

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8 years

From her perch high above Canters Deli in Hollywood, your half Jewish Princess ponders the world between her bagels

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8 years

I think I should pay more taxes than someone less fortunate. Donald is for the rich. He'll only take care of his own.

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7 years

Thank you guys for helping make my book a best seller...〰ℹ✝️♓️🅾️⛎✝️ ✌🏻️🅾️⛎ ℹ 〰🅾️⛎🕒d 🌶⛎💲✝️ 🅱️📧🅰️ 〰ℹ📧®d ©♓️ℹ©🎋 ℹ️♑️ 🅰️ ♓️🅰️✝️👷🏼‍♀️👲🏼👮🏾🎅🏼👳👸🏼🙋🏼

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7 years

Sharon & our dogs, Gary & Ozzie, doing more pretending.......dogs moving too much

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8 years

What's happening twitter asks? My daughter Billie Lourd from Scream Queens.She's MUCH more than my kid.Witty & pretty,I aspire 2 deserve her

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8 years

Trump has asked4 a drug test. I'll give him 1. What color is cocaine?", Whats the word, "Tina" slang 4?How high do u have 2 B 2 vote4 Trump?

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8 years

I realise I may have gone overboard with all this wax imagery. So you'll b glad 2hear that this is(for now!)the last

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8 years

Gary watches "EMPIRE STRIKES BACK" on TV...he absorbs EMPIRE below🌑🌕💥

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15 years

I just got up so it will take a few minutes for my personality to arrive.

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8 years

I know I seem as tho I know my way around the online track,but this is sadly untrue.When I follow u,what happens?4U?

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8 years

I identify more w/who I feel myself 2be than what I look like.Either way,Am I obliged 2entertain U w/ my appearance❓

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8 years

My hands are fists! I'm frustrated❗️I broke my phone & I can't get Twitter....I'll be back soon😎au revoir pour now🤐

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8 years

G'nite Fuck-o's❗️Uknow who U R💪🏼(NOT my 🆒sass Factories)Oh❕&✋🏻BTWeight-sweet dreamz my chubbyCHATTING FAT heads/judge👌🏼lestTHEE BtweeMeaned🎓

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7 years

G🅰®✌🏼. 🅾️♑️. ✝️♓️📧. 💲✝️®📧📧✝️. ℹ♑️. 🅰♑️✝️〰📧®🅿️

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7 years

Sharon Horgan & I pretending we like each other while filming Catastrophe in London.....Succeeding!

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8 years

ℹ️'💪🏼💪🏼 ♓️🅰♈️📧.🅰 🎷🅰🅱🅱🅰 🅱⛎🌱-g⛎🌱, 🅰♑️🅾✝♓️📧🌱©🅾🎋📧. ➕3️⃣💲📧Q⛎📧💪🏼💲. P♓️🅾✝🅾 🅱✌🏼️ 📧dg🅰🌱Philips

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10 years

Proud as any grandma might be that the glitter I gilded you with contributed to your uber, epic shine on your SNL debut. @AnnaKendrick47

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8 years

Gary playing with a truly big dog in Rome.....

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8 years

HAPPY 4️⃣✝♓️ BIRTHDAY GARY ❗️ 2️⃣8️⃣years🎂you🆖❕‼️

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GaryRelaxi🆖🅰fter↪️hisPRE🇬🇧UK🌡✅🆙⏺Me🚺attempti🆖(there🙈is🚫noTRY)2️⃣🗣inhale😧the®EL🅰❎🅰Tℹ️🅾N FRO♏️his🐩d🅰®L👁🆖MOUTH👄👅(PIE🕳)⚠️

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8 years

I basically consider myself street smart...unfortunately that street is rodeo drive💅🏽💄

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8 years

Merry ForceMust from Gary & his trusty tongue, Jabba Claus without his drool covered tongue....&...moi🎄☃

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8 years

This is me with the man who won best garden at Chelsea flower show. This is me auditioning to be one of his flowers

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8 years

"ripping babies from wombs on the final day of pregnancy" is inducing birth& sum1 who hates Mexicans as much as Don cant use the term,hombre

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8 years

Did👁post this 2you guys &then fall asleep behind my face?Or is this an emoji related citation caused by my overuse?

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ℹ♏️ 💲⛎🅿️🅿️🅾️💲📧d ✝️🅾️ ✝️📧🕒🕒 ✌🏻️🅾️⛎ ✝️🅾️ 🅱️⛎✌🏻️ ♏️✌🏻️ 🅱️🅾️🅾️🎋, 🅱️⛎✝️ ℹ♏️ ♑️🅾️✝️ ®📧🅰️🕒🕒✌🏻️ 🕒ℹ🎋📧 ✝️♓️🅰️✝️❕

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8 years

I looked a little disappointed in the last photo,so👁offer this option.Finally!Semi celebrity2️⃣super⭐️stalking pays📴

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8 years

I'm so sorry to have been away from all 1️⃣million of you,but Ive been sick 🅰💲💥📧v📧🌱y d0️⃣⛽️😪🅱⛎✝💕⛽️🅰🌱y❗️ℹ️'⏸riteSOON

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Im having a going away party4my 50s2morrow nite& will Bthinking of all U sass factories 🎂😎💃🏿👅🐾💝😏 Goodnite sweet decade Parting is such sweet

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My birthday party in Italy began @2AM , due 2nite shoots& ended @5 when the police came about the noise.Always a sign of a successful party🎈🎉🚔

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8 years

Photo of Harrison putting a chin back on w/ glue &holding it til it dried, Chewie flabbergasted, me ashamed& robocop

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8 years

I K🆕 Alan®ℹ️CKⓂ️🅰♑️thruⓂ️Y💋FRℹ️🔚®U🅱Y👠W🅰❌They↪️WENT2🎭DR🅰Ⓜ️🅰🎓S🆒.👁JUST👀saw👤HIM @H 📧®🏡IN🇬🇧 L🅾ND🅾N🇬🇧🅰F📧W💷W📧📧KS◀️🅰G⭕️🅰🆒♥️LY,🅱®ℹ️L👁🅰NTLY👏🏻talented⭐️👤

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8 years

My madboxMOM was in ⭐️wars& all👁got was this lousy W/wow,uber epic,chock full o' AWE,can u say "droid vey" Tshirt🚀💥🤖

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Unclothed, tongued, clothed

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8 years

With Trump as president we will lose the most important Christian principle, "Love thy neighbor....

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9 years

Meanwhile, back at the force..... http://t.co/UEibD24LPN

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8 years

Of course ⛽️🅰️🌱✌🏼️ ➕ ℹ are voting for Hillary. We're not anxious 4️⃣ 🅾️⛎🌱 🇺🇸country 2️⃣ ⛽️📧✝️ into 🅰️ 🆕 war....

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Gary Fisher &fellow tourist pray they can stay awake till 3AM 2watch debate between qualified human & UFO--unbearable freaky ogre😠🙏🏻🙍‍♂️=🌪🔥💣

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BestWishes2️⃣ every1️⃣ 🅰✝ @ENballet4their 💃🏿amazing performances 🅾f swan lake ℹ️♑️.💪🏼🅾♑️d🅾♑️ U.K ♑️🅾🕎 #ENBSwanLake

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8 years

Gary is amazing--as sure as Gladys Night follows Doris Day❕

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✝🕎🅾. 🅾f. ♏️✌🏼️. F🅰🔽🅾🌱ℹ✝📧. 🗜🌱📧🅰✝⛎🌱📧💰

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GARY groks YODA. luminous beings are they❕❕🙃👽🙏🏻👉🏽✍🏻👅👥👸👵🏻👭👙🙉🌑🌓🌕💥💥💥

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Doesn't the word, "Bush" also mean pussy? Just asking

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8 years

Billie's show, "Scream Queens" debuted tonight...she was awesome..& not just because I'm her mother. See 4 yourself❕

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7 years

Don't scare Gary❗️ ♈️🅾️✝️📧 4️⃣ ♓️📧®❗️

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9 years

Life can only B understood backwards BUTit must B lived 4wards"said Kierkegaard, B4 Blieving& tweeting it 🆙side down http://t.co/wCSbgXc7WI

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8 years

A hero isntJUSTsum1who performs great deeds,"its"a sandwich,pen,robot,rollercoaster,genus of SeaSlug❔Jabba🗣Spouse💍🐌❕

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8 years

Happy belated Father's Day

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7 years

I would never talk about how someone was in any furniture--chair, bed, coffee table or otherwise

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